I'm Smarter Than One Above Me Because...

Jump to Last Post 1-50 of 253 discussions (343 posts)
  1. tritrain profile image71
    tritrainposted 13 years ago

    For this game, think of a witty (or not witty) reason why you are smarter than the person's post above yours'.

    Be family friendly.


    Ok.  Take your best shot at me!

    replyreport
    1. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      This is too cute and clever to ignore - I'll bite!

      I'm Smarter Than tritrain, because I have a lot of vowels in my HP username. big_smile

      replyreport
  2. Extinct Soul profile image60
    Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

    I am smarter than Aficionada because I am aware that I am not really smart. tongue

    replyreport
  3. philipandrews188 profile image61
    philipandrews188posted 13 years ago

    I am smarter than Extinct Soul because I could follow her.

    replyreport
  4. Eaglekiwi profile image76
    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    I am smarter than philipandrews because I unpacked already smile

    replyreport
  5. KCC Big Country profile image80
    KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

    I'm smarter than Eaglekiwi because I can center my avatar.  smile

    replyreport
    1. Eaglekiwi profile image76
      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol oh youuu lol made me laugh for real!

      replyreport
      1. KCC Big Country profile image80
        KCC Big Countryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        LOL....it's all I could come up with.... smile

        replyreport
  6. emievil profile image66
    emievilposted 13 years ago

    I'm smarter than KCC because well....KCC's a monkey! big_smile

    replyreport
  7. classicalgeek profile image82
    classicalgeekposted 13 years ago

    I'm Smarter than emievil because today is Opposite Day.

    replyreport
    1. lyndre profile image59
      lyndreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I am smarter than Classicalgeek.

      Because Emievil is not the one above.

      replyreport
  8. kirstenblog profile image78
    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    I am smarter then lyndre because my face is not on my foot! yikes

    replyreport
    1. pisean282311 profile image63
      pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I am smarter than kirstenblog because I am smart enough to follow her smartness on hub....

      replyreport
      1. profile image0
        BRIAN SLATERposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I am smarter than pisean282311 because I can remember my phone number.

        replyreport
    2. Froggy213 profile image62
      Froggy213posted 13 years ago

      Im smarter than Slater because I don't wear a stocking cap under a bunch of sunlamps

      replyreport
      1. lyndre profile image59
        lyndreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I am smarter than froggy, because he doesn,t have a crash helmet.

        replyreport
    3. kirstenblog profile image78
      kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

      Please refer to my previous post wink

      replyreport
      1. profile image0
        Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        i'm smarter than kirsten because my avatar is cooler than hers.  big_smile

        replyreport
    4. Pearldiver profile image68
      Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

      I'm Smarter than the whole lot of you because I have the domain Smarterarse dot Com big_smile

      It just fitted... if you know what I mean big_smile

      replyreport
    5. Eaglekiwi profile image76
      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

      Im smarter than Stevennix because I have a bird in my avatar.

      replyreport
    6. Eaglekiwi profile image76
      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

      Oh cool I get to post twice..lol sorry

      Im cooler than PD cuz I eat shellfish raw lol

      replyreport
      1. Pearldiver profile image68
        Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Sheeshhhh Don't Huff All Over Me Paua Breath!  yikes


        Did You Get my E-Mail? hmm

        replyreport
        1. Eaglekiwi profile image76
          Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Flattery will get you everywhere lol

          Next poster ignore me -

          Pearldiver is next.

          replyreport
        2. pisean282311 profile image63
          pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I am smarter than pearl diver because i get pearls without diving tongue

          replyreport
        3. Eaglekiwi profile image76
          Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yep I did!! smile answered.

          They didnt have speedos in the colour you wanted though,will lime green be ok ?

          Lowriderrrrr...

          replyreport
          1. pisean282311 profile image63
            pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            now i am smart enough to not have chat other than topic out here lol

            replyreport
    7. kirstenblog profile image78
      kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter then pisean282311 because I have been on HP longer. (reaching here)

      replyreport
    8. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than kirstenblog because I don't have to reach - I'm already there big_smile !

      replyreport
    9. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      I just am....smarter.  smile

      replyreport
    10. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

      Haha!  I'm smarter than Beth100, because I have enough sense not to wear a bikini in the Arctic Ocean.  LOL.

      replyreport
    11. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Ok, you may be smarter......  sad


      oh, oh, I know more Canadian facts than you do!  So, that makes me smarter than you!!!  smile

      replyreport
    12. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

      lol lol lol

      Well, I can see that you at least know Three Effective Ways to Use the Canadian Flag!  lol

      Let's see... how can I be smarter than that?  Hmmm.... Thinking, thinking.....

      replyreport
      1. Beth100 profile image69
        Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        ha ha  nice distractions aren't they?  lol  see, I am smarter than you!  smile

        replyreport
    13. jimmythejock profile image81
      jimmythejockposted 13 years ago

      I am smarter than all of the above because i refused to take part in this forum thread.
      oops maybe I'm not then LOL....Jimmy

      replyreport
    14. theseus profile image72
      theseusposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than the above post because I am participating in a forum exclusively made for smart hubbers. smile

      replyreport
    15. freecampingaussie profile image61
      freecampingaussieposted 13 years ago

      I am smarter than Theseus because I have a picture of myself on my avitar !!

      replyreport
    16. camlo profile image78
      camloposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than Freecampingaussie, because I don't only have a picture of myself on my avatar, I also have my real name.

      replyreport
    17. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Just because I'm cooler than Camlo smile

      Literally....just check out my ice flows!  lol

      replyreport
      1. camlo profile image78
        camloposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'd never noticed your ice flows before ... it must have something to do with your use of the Canadian flag ...

        replyreport
    18. Rosie2010 profile image67
      Rosie2010posted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than Beth100 because I just just really hate anyone sexier than me. big_smile

      replyreport
      1. camlo profile image78
        camloposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'm smarter than Rosie2010, because I haven't edited my post here. smile

        replyreport
        1. profile image0
          Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I'm smarter than camlo because i remembered to tuck in my shirt. wink

          replyreport
          1. camlo profile image78
            camloposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            That's not a shirt - it's a zip-up thing.
            I'm smarter than Stevennix2001 for knowing the difference between a shirt and a zip-up thing.
            Although I don't tuck in my shirts anyway, if I wear them ... smile

            replyreport
    19. Rosie2010 profile image67
      Rosie2010posted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than camlo because I am a woman and women are always smarter than men. big_smile

      replyreport
    20. tritrain profile image71
      tritrainposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than Rosie2010 because I don't wear ear rings.  big_smile

      replyreport
    21. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than tritrain, because I know better than to stick a Tootsie Roll Pop in someone's hair through a car window.

      replyreport
    22. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than myself because I can tell that a cocker spaniel is not someone's hair.

      replyreport
      1. Rochelle Frank profile image92
        Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I am smarter than you because I am an owl and don't post avatars that are inexplicable and un-descriable as far as invisible Cocker Spaniel hair sticking.

        replyreport
        1. Aficionada profile image77
          Aficionadaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          LOL!  References to tritrain's profile pic.  lol

          replyreport
          1. Rochelle Frank profile image92
            Rochelle Frankposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            OK-- I was hoping it wasn't You.
            I am not smarter than you because I can't tell what you are doing-- Opening this up to you being much smarter than me. (Don't take too much  pride in this, you are one among tens of thousands, at least.)

            replyreport
            1. Aficionada profile image77
              Aficionadaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              I'm not smarter than you because I had to use the dictionary to verify that un-descriable is not misspelled.

              replyreport
    23. Aficionada profile image77
      Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

      Uh-oh, I think we may have turned this thread upside down.  I'll try to get it going right side up again:

      I'm smarter than Rochelle Frank because I'm not an owl.  Or a cocker spaniel either!

      replyreport
    24. Rosie2010 profile image67
      Rosie2010posted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than Aficionada because I am not commenting on her profile pic.

      replyreport
    25. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter because I'm the last to post....


      oh wait....


      I'm on the wrong thread!!!  lol


      But I made you laugh!!  smile

      replyreport
      1. profile image60
        logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I always smile when I see you here Beth! smile

        replyreport
        1. Greek One profile image64
          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          because I live in the same country as Beth, and therefore can see her far more frequently than logic.c

          replyreport
          1. profile image60
            logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            you are a lucky guy then!  I can see quite a bit when she just has the bikini on!

            replyreport
            1. Greek One profile image64
              Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              you do realize that Beth is really a guy named Brian, and that that is just an avatar pic, right?

              replyreport
              1. profile image60
                logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Yeah, but I like to humor Canadiens! smile

                replyreport
                1. Greek One profile image64
                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  please spell check before you post..

                  A 'Canadian' is a term for a citizen of Canada...

                  A 'Canadien' is the most vile creature to have walked or skated on the earth!

                  replyreport
                  1. profile image60
                    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    I just thought they were 'alien' Canadians! smile

                    replyreport
                    1. Greek One profile image64
                      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      they kind of are

                      replyreport
                  2. Beth100 profile image69
                    Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                    Stop that Greek!  Remember -- Leafs will turn color when there's a chance of coolness, flail in the wind and blow away!!!  lol 

                    On the other hand, Canadiens endure the harshest climates and will always be standing tall while whizzing past those fallen Leafs as they skate by....  lol



                    @ logic -- ah, you make me smile too!  smile  Wish you were closer...could see you more often then!  smile

                    replyreport
    26. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Perhaps Camlo, but I'm smarter than you just because I am.  smile  Can't you tell?  wink  lol

      replyreport
      1. kmackey32 profile image54
        kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Im holding a dog....lol

        replyreport
    27. LeanMan profile image74
      LeanManposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than all of you because I have left "real work" and retired to a tropical paradise!!! Beat that... hehehehehe..

      replyreport
      1. kmackey32 profile image54
        kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Yea and you should have said, because you where the 69th post....lmao

        replyreport
        1. kmackey32 profile image54
          kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Wouldnt wanna be on a tropical paradise all alone...

          replyreport
          1. LeanMan profile image74
            LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            surrounded by beautiful women and my kids - guess that makes me smarter than you for not making assumptions...

            replyreport
            1. kmackey32 profile image54
              kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

              ummm oh yea nooooo way. i just am smarter...lmao

              replyreport
              1. LeanMan profile image74
                LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I'm smarter as I am off now to go watch some beautiful women dancing at a fiesta....so bye bye... have fun...

                replyreport
                1. kmackey32 profile image54
                  kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  WEll, im off to watch porn, thats smarter...lmao

                  replyreport
    28. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Watch?!?  ha ha  I have a life....  smile

      replyreport
    29. Eaglekiwi profile image76
      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

      Im smarter than Beth ,cuz Im wearing a one piece lol

      replyreport
    30. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Hey Eaglekiwi!  Long time no see!  (probably cause I'm not around too much lately)

      Okay, you've a one piece, but I'm sporting my country's flag and smartly promoting Canada!  And not only one, but three times!!  smile

      replyreport
    31. WryLilt profile image86
      WryLiltposted 13 years ago

      Beth100 I'm smarter than you because I'm Australian! big_smile big_smile big_smile

      replyreport
    32. theseus profile image72
      theseusposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than you because I don't limit being smart to only a specific race/nationality. smile

      replyreport
    33. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than you because I can multitask.  lol

      replyreport
    34. Eaglekiwi profile image76
      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

      (Hi Beth) Good to cya in 3 parts lol

      Im smarter than Beth (still) cuz I get to wear a silver fern :)over nether regions..hehe

      replyreport
    35. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Hey Eaglekiwi!

      How can I top you???  lol

      Let's see...

      I'm smarter than EK because....

      because......

      *I'm thinking...I'm thinking.....  lol  *

      I get to stand on my own ice floe! 

      (yah, kinda lame?  okay...

      I'm smarter than EK because I can come up with a more lame reason than she can!)  lol

      replyreport
    36. timorous profile image82
      timorousposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than Beth100 but..probably not by much, though.  Perhaps because I'm a wee bit older.

      Hi Beth smile

      replyreport
    37. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Hi Timorous!  Hey, I miss your toes!!!  lol

      I'm smarter than Timorous because......   know better than to point!  lol

      How are you??

      replyreport
      1. timorous profile image82
        timorousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'm fine Beth.  I hope you're well, as well.  So sweet of you to miss my toes. lol

        replyreport
    38. profile image60
      logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

      Beth,
      Don't know if I am any smarter, but I do know you are cuter! smile

      replyreport
    39. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Hey Logic!  I think you're smarter -- funnier too!  smile

      I concede that Logic is smarter than me!!!  lol

      replyreport
      1. profile image60
        logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I concede that I am a smart{er} ass and funnier looking than you, Beth! smile

        replyreport
    40. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      I could be the judge of that...but then you'd have to post your smart ass!  lol

      I'm smarter than Logic because I'm sillier than he is! lol

      replyreport
      1. kmackey32 profile image54
        kmackey32posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        My boobies are smaller....lol

        replyreport
        1. Beth100 profile image69
          Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol  I see that little doggie like them!  lol

          I'm smarter than KMackey because I'm not an animated character.  (as in cartoon)  smile

          replyreport
    41. Beth100 profile image69
      Beth100posted 13 years ago

      Hey Timorous!  I'm well.... swept off my feet with work  -..- but I still try and pop in once in a while.  No time to write and I am missing this terribly!!

      and...

      because.... I'm Canadian!!  lol

      replyreport
      1. Maddie Ruud profile image69
        Maddie Ruudposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'm only half as smart as Beth100, because I'm only half Canadian. sad

        replyreport
    42. sofs profile image76
      sofsposted 13 years ago

      I am smarter than Maddie because I am not on team HP smile haha

      replyreport
    43. timorous profile image82
      timorousposted 13 years ago

      I'm smarter than sofs because I go to bed earlier than she does smile

      replyreport
      1. NappyMuse profile image59
        NappyMuseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I know that I am smarter that timorous because I never go to bed until the rooster sings. :p

        replyreport
        1. Disturbia profile image61
          Disturbiaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I'm smarter than NappyMuse cause I've got a hatchet for that noisy rooster.

          replyreport
    jump to first post
     
    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

     Necessary
     Features
     Marketing
     Statistics

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://corp.maven.io/privacy-policy

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
    ClickscoThis is a data management platform studying reader behavior (Privacy Policy)