I'm Smarter Than One Above Me Because...

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   Beth100posted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Zampano because my heart doesn't have wheels!! 

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   Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Beth b/c I don't stand in a freezing ocean with ice caps all around.

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   CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

   Isn't it obvious why I'm smarter than you?

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   Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than CMHypno because I have no doubts about whether it is obvious what the reasons for my outsmarting CMHypno are.

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   MissEposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Laura because I'm the only one in my picture.  There's no question as to which one I am.....

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   zampanoposted 12 years ago

   Precisely ! I'm smarter than MissE because in my picture, I and my crew are hidden aft by the sails.

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      easyguyevoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I am smarter than zampano because i invested in a submarine.

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   Beth100posted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Easyguyevo because I know that submarines are not good investments but platinum is!

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   Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Beth (Hi Beth) because I invest in myself and my family - anything else is too risky!

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   Beth100posted 12 years ago

   Hi Laura!!!
   
   I'm smarter than Laura cause I have more posts   

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth because I still have 4 months to beat the number of posts she has made in 2 years!

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Hi Laura!!! 
    
    
    I'm smarter than Laura cause I'm older than she is.

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth because I'm American

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    I'm know that I'm smarter than Matt cause I know that intelligence isn't country specific. 

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    Faeriephenomenonposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than beth because I know not to type I'm when I meant to type I. =p

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Im smarter tha you cause I make more sense.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

    Im smarter than you because I made 34 cents today (we wont talk about the last month however)
    
    34c is a smart income, when you consider a 75% clearance shelf on toy play money

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    ha ha ha  eaglekiwi!!!  I'm smarter than you because I cleared $0.35 this morning!    We're rolling in the dough! 

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    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    Way smarter than you 'cos I earn in pennies not cents!

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Hypno because I write because instead of 'cos.

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Matt because I don't need sunglasses inside a room!

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    BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura because I know when 3's a crowd.

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    Muldanianmanposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Brian because when he is biking up cold mountains, I am at home drinking Baileys.

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Muldanianman because instead of drinking Baileys I drink coffee,

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    Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

    Im smarter than you both ,because I drink both -at the same time

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    BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Eaglekiwi cus i know you can't do two things at the same time.

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       Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Im smarter than Brian because I KNOW a drop or splash of Baileys in a smooth Cappucino means I CAN drink both at the same time..hehe

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          BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I must be smarter than kiwi because I would never waste a Baileys in a cappucino, I would have mine over ice

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             Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I have to be smarter because I know no matter how Baileys goes down its never a waste
             
             This could be subliminal brb

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Brian because my name is longer in characters and more difficult to spell.

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    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    Isn't it obvious why I'm smarter than Beth?

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       err no!!

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          CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Well I'm obviously smarter than you, because you couldn't work it out!

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             BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             I'm obviously much smarter than CMHypno because I recognize this is going no where.

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                CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                Oh no I am smarter, because at least I know that the point is to be pointless?

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                   BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   I must be smarter than you because I know when it's time to go and put the kettle on.

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Hypno because the Sun doesn't have a brain.

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       CMHypnoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Well I'm smarter than Matt because I will at least acknowledge that he has a brain!

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    BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Matt cus I'd never wear a checked shirt.

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    You're all very smart, but I'm even smarter than you, because I can make a pointless point in saying that nowhere is still somewhere.

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because my boat would have an engine in it.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    ha ha  I'm smarter than you Eagle 'cause I know that it's much better to bake the Baileys in a chocolate treat -- sweets and Baileys!!! 

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       Eaglekiwiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       (ok thats pretty smart-takes notes)....
       
       But...but ..I'm smarter because I know how to improvise when the Baileys run out and smart enough to know we wil never find these tips on hubs titled "How to improve your hubs" 

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    Well I'm smarter than Beth and Eagle because Kahlua's waaaay better than Bailey's.

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    Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Matt b/c I can count one number higher than him 

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    Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

    Im smarter than Denise I count in 2's

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       Denise Handlonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Eaglekiwi b/c I can count by 5's   

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    Well I'm smarter than Denise because I can count in espanol

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       Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Forgot how to make the N with the ~ .

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    Eaglekiwiposted 12 years ago

    Seriously Im smarter because I wear silver when I count!
    
    (wt?)

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I must be smarter than Kiwi because I would never get stuck on 94

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Brian because I don't live in cold weather.

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       MelissaBarrettposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I'm smarter than Matt because I don't own a plaid shirt

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    MelissaBarrettposted 12 years ago

    I am,however, dumber than matt because I hit the little reply button instead of the big one.

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       BRIAN SLATERposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Everyone must be smarter than Melissa cus they wouldn't own up to making a blunder.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Brian because I'm wearing the right attire for the right season (it's summer, by the way!) 

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth because the real way to celebrate Summer is in my picture -- shorts and a loose button up. Bikinis just don't suit me.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    I'm definitely smarter than Matt because  happen to know that if he were to wear a pair of Speedos, it wouldn't be cool.    I'll take the shorts any ol' day!

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       Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       lol. I've never tried a banana hammock, nor will I.

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          Beth100posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            humour me  
          
          
          Oh, I'm smarter than Matt cause I have cooler shades than he does. 

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    Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

    Pssssh! I think I'm going to need to sport some better shades in a new pic soon just to prove that wrong and if you send me a Canadien banana hammock, I'll humor you. Haha!
    
    I'm smarter than Beth because I have facial hair that I can stroke and makes me look intelligent and interesting.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    ha ha  I'm smarter than Matt because I DON'T have facial hair but long locks of hair that everyone loves to pull!

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    ThunderKeysposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth100 because my Author score is backwards is 48 and hers backwards is only 39! (I'm sensitive recently about my score).

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than ThunderKeys because he obviously does not visit the forums often (judging by his number of posts) and we all know that forums make you smart.

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    Zabbellaposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura 'cause I've been following her all over these forums...and she has not seen me (I'm hiding behind a bush)

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zabbella because I know there are no "Bushes" in the forums.

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    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    I am smarter because I am about to switch the laptop off

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