I'm Smarter Than One Above Me Because...

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   Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Zampano because I can make a model of him but he sure as hell can not make a model out of me

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   zampanoposted 14 years ago

   Hahaha!
   I'm smarter than Laura because I can model her in 3D ! And besides... I'm smarter than zampano too.

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   Tamila Robertsposted 14 years ago

   Got to give you all credits for all the useful work you did here. I'm definitely kinda smart. I can teach you good exercise and nutrition techniques that can help you grow taller. I'm really thinking for a good reason why I'm smart. It is because, I think you guys seem to be like that too and I know it.
   
   I imagine we could get along just fine?
   
   Nice meeting you all!

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Tamila because I know I'm smart without any questions or reservations in my mind. 

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   Jefacityposted 14 years ago

   I'm smart because I know I am smarter than people in many ways while the ways in which all people are smarter than me is more numerous than the stars.

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Jefacity because I actually understood what he just said. 

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   Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

   Hi Beth I'm smarter than you because I knew you would understand what he said but I can say it using less words "Really smart people ask questions whereas fools think they know all the answers"

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   Beth100posted 14 years ago

   I'm not smarter than Laura because she's a woman of few words.... but I am smarter than her because I can get to the point with more words and not lose the interest of my listeners nor get them all confused so that they miss the point !! 

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   zampanoposted 14 years ago

   I'm smarter than Beth because I speak even if I have nothing to say and I don't when I have.

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      recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I am smarter than Zampano - becasue everybody is ! 

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    gajanis786posted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than recommend1 because I know Obama has just escaped a defeat in the next election......you all know why?

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than gajanis because I know better than to talk about politics or religion in this thread. 

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    Diane Insideposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter that Beth100 because....okay I'm not just better looking.

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    Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than diane because......well because i said so damn it. 

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Stevennix because curiosity killed the cat!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura, because I wouldn't unveil the cat's fate!

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because he thinks that cat's can read!

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    lyndreposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than Laura because I wouldn,t put a picture of such a beautiful daughter on the internet.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than lyndre because I wouldn't put a picture of such an ugly foot!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than (you know whom...) because I think that cats go around wearing boots.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I know that cats wear boots plus his name is Puss 'n Boots.

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth because I don't go home and stay somewhere else.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than klarawieck because I know that home is where the heart is

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura, because I know precisely where the heart is located.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because my heart is in many places!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura because I admit it's heart to beat what she just said

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than zampano because I know to join them when you can't beat them!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura because I rather beat it if I can't beat them.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I would never admit defeat by beating it!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura because I know how to back off to jump further on.

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm (not) smarter than Zampano cause I'm caught in a fight in another thread! 

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       SilentReedposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm smarter than Beth because i pick up the thread that she may have ended by admitting she's not smarter than Zampano

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          CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'm smarter because that is just the way things are!

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    lorlie6posted 14 years ago

    I am SO much smarter than CMHypno because s/he has no idea what the 'way things are!'  Oh, paleeeze!!
    You better believe it, CM!!

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Hi Lorlie - Banned for being so smug!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laure because she just forgot to state she is smarter than me . hehehe

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    Joy56posted 14 years ago

    i wont forget to say i am smarter than you, i just am, believe me.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Joy because I know nobody likes to believe that they are not smarter than the next person!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    Hi Laura!!!  I'm smarter than you because I said "hi" first! 

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    Motown2Chitownposted 14 years ago

    Hi, Beth!  I'm smarter than you because I'm wearing pajamas!

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Hi all !
    I'm smarter than Motown2Chitown cause I'm just wearing a cool attitude.

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    Beelzedadposted 14 years ago

    I'm not smarter than anyone.

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Well at least this one is easy - as Beelzedad is not smarter than anyone I am automatically smarter than him!

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    CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than the one above because I give Beelzedad the benefit of the doubt on his smartness

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than CMHypno because I can catch snow flakes on my tongue. 

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    Laura du Toitposted 14 years ago

    Hi Beth, I'm smarter than Beth because I know to dress appropriately in the snow and not to try and catch snowflakes with my tongue!

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    HI Laura!!  How are you?  We keep missing each other!! 
    
    
    I'm smarter than Laura cause I can stick my tongue out farther than her to catch snowflakes. 

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth b/c I know it is almost summer--and no snowflakes around!  Maybe a few raindrops, but no snow.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I am smarter than Denise because I know that it is not summer everywhere. hehehe

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano bc I can travel the world without wind in my sails.

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth because I know thinking is the best way to travel.
    

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    Beth100posted 14 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I know that the best way to travel is with your heart! 

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Haha !
    I'm smarter than Beth because I got a normal heart with no wheels.

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