I'm Smarter Than One Above Me Because...

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   Beth100posted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Laura because I don't use a rooster to wake me up!!! 
   
   Hi Laura!! 

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   Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

   Hi Beth I'm smarter than Beth because I wake up before the roosters!

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      Druid Dudeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Smarter than Laura, because I ate the roosters for dinner last night. My telephone is an alarm clock.

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   Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Druid because I don't need an alarm clock.

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   mega1posted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than Laura because I can talk even while I am sleeping!

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      easyguyevoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm smarter than mega1 because I can stop myself from talking in my sleep.

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   Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter tahn both of you because I can sleep while I'm talking.

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   zampanoposted 12 years ago

   I'm smarter than you all because I just purr when I sleep

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   CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

   Isn't it obvious why I am smarter than the person above me?

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   Alhamoraposted 12 years ago

   Because I am less active in the forum.

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   timorousposted 12 years ago

   Because I can add numbers in my head without using a calculator...and get it right

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Hey Timorous!
    
    I'm smarter than you cause I don't need to add in my head -- I have others do it for me!!! 

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    Joy56posted 12 years ago

    i am smarter than you .............. o.k. let me think why, will be back.....

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than you cos you can't think !

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    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than you because I don't just eat bamboo!

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than you because you are still banned a thousand threads back !

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter tahn you because I keep my tongue in my mouth (or is it cheek?)

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    CMHypnoposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than you because I don't comment on where other people put their tongues

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than you because I do care and comment where other people put their tongues !

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    MOlmsteadposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than recommend1 because I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, and my hubber score is higher.

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    I am clearly smarter than you as I at least know better than to stay in a Holiday Inn anything   Couldn't you find a Shangri la hotel !!

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    They say if you're not beautiful you must at least be smart - Panda's are beautiful and I am smart!

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I would be smarter than Laura, if I was both.

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    lorlie6posted 12 years ago

    Simply because I am.

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than Zampano because he/she uses words like would and if - I prefer to state the obvious with words like "I am"

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura because I courteously try to hide that fact. (Apparently without success...)
    

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I am courteous without having to hide the facts.

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    Mindtrapzposted 12 years ago

    Im smarted than Laura because I have not mastered how to get people to answer my post in the forums. lol

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than MindTrapz because my trapeze is aerealistic.
    catch that one

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    Mindtrapzposted 12 years ago

    im too poor to have a trapeze so im smarter than zampano because i have better things to buy with my money!

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Mindtrapz because I budget so that I can buy a trapeze if I want one.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Hi Laura!!
    
    You're a tough one to be more smart.....  but then again, I could think of one more thing.....  ummm...  ummm.... ummm.....
    
    I don't need to buy a trapeze to do aerial stunts.

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    mega1posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Beth because I don't have to say anything about that dam trapeze!

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than mega1 because I'm riding my bike full tires over that dam trapeze.

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I'm not stupid enough to ride over a trapeze on my bike! (Can you imagine)

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarterthan Laura because I CAN imagine !

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than recommend1 because at least I go through the trouble of shaving.

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Zampano because I've progressed to waxing!

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Laura (Hi Laura!!!) because I know better than to mix wax and trapeze acts

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    Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

    I'm Smarter than Beth Because I KNOW that some of Trapeze Girls Don't Wax, but instead train their locks to act as a parachute if they fall!    Hi Laura... Hi Beth
    
    
    Edit* - Far Out   Either her chute didn't open or she really does Wax   Thanks a lot where'd you go? I feel like the dumbest on the page now that I'm on Top!

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    earnestshubposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Pearldiver, cos I can wipe 30 years off my age in a single stroke!

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    Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

    Nice one but you're wrong Earnest! That's 40 years!

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooh that hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          Pearldiverposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Oh You Aussis
          
          I was genuinely giving you a Compliment Earnest!
          
          So Clearly I am Smarter

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    Laura du Toitposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than Earnest because I know people can jugde the age of the photo! (Hi Beth and Pearldiver)

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       earnestshubposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Was it the purple shop or the hair?

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Hi PD, Laura and Earnest!!
    
    I'm smarter than you Earnest because I don't use old photos of me....
    
    
    
    @ PD -- ha ha I like where your post is -- at the top where you belong!

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than beth because.....I probably know more about movies than she does. Although Beth probably knows more about everything else than I do, but I still got that one thing I know more than her darn it! j/k

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than PD and Earnest because I noticed that they skipped Steven (who only can up me by one!!)      ha ha ha

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than beth because if we were on beauty and the geek, i know there's no way in hell i'd be chosen as the beauty, so i would have to be the geek if we were paired off on that show. 
    
    Although I don't personally like that show, my brother loves it for some reason.  Personally, i think he just likes looking at the girls on there, but that's just my theory. 

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    Well, don't be so certain about being chosen as the Geek.  It could be me, you know!!
    
    Now, I'm smarter than you because I have never watched this show and I really don't know what you're talking about....so I'm going to head off to bed.....
    
    ugh!  so tired of these 6:00 am meetings!!  Is it daylight savings yet?!? 

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       Stevennix2001posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Well I'm smarter than you for knowing what the show is.  it's basically a reality show where they get some of the smartest geekiest looking guys and pair them off girls that could easily pass off for supermodels.  Sure, they'll have some female geeks on there too paired off with good looking guys, but it's mostly geeky guys paired off with beautiful girls.  Once they get paired off, the show gives them a series of challenges they must complete together in order to win some cash, and they have to share a room together. 
       
       I'm sorry you have to wake up early tomorrow to attend those meetings.  hopefully you have a great day tomorrow beth.

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    ha ha  the show sounds good if you're into those types of shows.  actually, it kinda sounds like an office party at Christmas time...
    
    thanks, you have a good night and a good day tomorrow.  Did u ever get my email that I sent you?

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       Stevennix2001posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       yeah i did.  i haven't had time to respond to it yet.  sorry about that.  however, i was going to send you a reply later on tonight though.  I promise.  I hope everything is okay for you though, as i know things haven't been the same since we rarely see each other these days.

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    recommend1posted 12 years ago

    I am smarter than everyone above me - just read the posts !!!
    Threadjackers and jackers of other persuasions !

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I'm still smarter than recommend1 because I love ThreadJacking. hehehe.

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    zampanoposted 12 years ago

    I'm smarter than zampano because I am his creator!
    hehehe

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