New favorite found while hub-hopping

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   leahleflerposted 13 years ago

   I found this spun little gem while hub-hopping:
   
   "Giving labour to a baby may seem every so often like carrying a bundle in the movies, but then the fact is that no matter how relaxed the endure of a baby may seem, giving labour is a different story."
   
   I'm pretty sure labor didn't feel like carrying a bundle into the movies, lol!

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      Jeff Berndtposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the chuckle!

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   Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

                          

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   WriteAngledposted 13 years ago

   Brilliant!

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   Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

   Hmmm...    Let me think about this...   Nope.  Every so often, when I had one baby or another, there was no resemblance to carrying any bundles into the theater.  (It may be worth mentioning, too, that I didn't "give labor" to either of my endure-babies.  I kept it all for myself.  My one daughter's just going to have to come up with her own labor.)

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   WriteAngledposted 13 years ago

   Once the endure of a baby is over, you really need to watch out for those environmentally friendly factors, which will wreak havoc with your hair:
   
   "Products pertaining to dry and damaged head of hair replenish lost or stripped moisture whilst repairing split-ends along with damage because of heat, chemical or enviromentally friendly factors"

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   Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

   So, is it my babies or the environment I get to blame for my environmentally unfriendly hair?  Or the bundle that I carried into the theater?  I vote we all require our daughters to come up with their own labor - great suggestion!

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      Lisa HWposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...but don't forget to carry a bundle of popcorn into the theater.  I don't know...   I've heard it's very rewarding.

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   LeanManposted 13 years ago

   They will not let you take any bundles into our local cinema, all bags have to be left at the entrance - would it be the same for a new delivery??

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   sofsposted 13 years ago

   This is one great thread

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   JBBlackposted 13 years ago

   I like this quote from the film Mars Attacks:
   
   All green of skin. . .800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

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    ElizaDooleposted 13 years ago

    As they say on Iso torrent "FAKE" !

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    leahleflerposted 13 years ago

    I tried not to read too much of the spun hub, lest I get an aneurysm, but a later paragraph stated that the baby should:
    
    "absorb tigers and elephants."
    
    Now, that's just frightening!

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       Lisa HWposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe the next HubPages contest should be "Translate This Spun Hub Into A Coherent One".  The winner gets $50, a gold medal, and the right to publish the coherent version of the Hub???

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          leahleflerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Honestly, that is a brilliant idea. Since most spinners take high value keywords and make nonsense out of them, one could use their subject matter to write a coherent, helpful, high-quality hub. I might start looking at those hubs in a different light now

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    leahleflerposted 13 years ago

    I have a new one, found today. This one was so incoherent I couldn't make heads nor tails out of it!
    
    "Oahu is the generic esteem related to thinking strengthening skillfully developed and not to mention Minnesota apt constructors which usually updating your area "
    
    My brain just exploded.

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