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New favorite found while hub-hopping

  1. leahlefler profile image97
    leahleflerposted 6 years ago

    I found this spun little gem while hub-hopping:

    "Giving labour to a baby may seem every so often like carrying a bundle in the movies, but then the fact is that no matter how relaxed the endure of a baby may seem, giving labour is a different story."

    I'm pretty sure labor didn't feel like carrying a bundle into the movies, lol!

    1. Jeff Berndt profile image85
      Jeff Berndtposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the chuckle!

  2. Aficionada profile image87
    Aficionadaposted 6 years ago

    lol  yikes  big_smile  lol  yikes  big_smile  lol  yikes  big_smile  lol  yikes  big_smile  lol

  3. WriteAngled profile image83
    WriteAngledposted 6 years ago

    Brilliant!

  4. Lisa HW profile image71
    Lisa HWposted 6 years ago

    Hmmm...    Let me think about this...   Nope.  Every so often, when I had one baby or another, there was no resemblance to carrying any bundles into the theater.  (It may be worth mentioning, too, that I didn't "give labor" to either of my endure-babies.  I kept it all for myself.  My one daughter's just going to have to come up with her own labor.)

  5. WriteAngled profile image83
    WriteAngledposted 6 years ago

    Once the endure of a baby is over, you really need to watch out for those environmentally friendly factors, which will wreak havoc with your hair:

    "Products pertaining to dry and damaged head of hair replenish lost or stripped moisture whilst repairing split-ends along with damage because of heat, chemical or enviromentally friendly factors"

  6. Aficionada profile image87
    Aficionadaposted 6 years ago

    So, is it my babies or the environment I get to blame for my environmentally unfriendly hair?  Or the bundle that I carried into the theater?  I vote we all require our daughters to come up with their own labor - great suggestion!

    1. Lisa HW profile image71
      Lisa HWposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      ...but don't forget to carry a bundle of popcorn into the theater.  I don't know...   I've heard it's very rewarding.

  7. LeanMan profile image88
    LeanManposted 6 years ago

    They will not let you take any bundles into our local cinema, all bags have to be left at the entrance - would it be the same for a new delivery??

  8. sofs profile image82
    sofsposted 6 years ago

    lol This is one great thread lol

  9. JBBlack profile image60
    JBBlackposted 6 years ago

    I like this quote from the film Mars Attacks:

    All green of skin. . .800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

  10. ElizaDoole profile image87
    ElizaDooleposted 6 years ago

    As they say on Iso torrent "FAKE" !

  11. leahlefler profile image97
    leahleflerposted 6 years ago

    I tried not to read too much of the spun hub, lest I get an aneurysm, but a later paragraph stated that the baby should:

    "absorb tigers and elephants."

    Now, that's just frightening!

    1. Lisa HW profile image71
      Lisa HWposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe the next HubPages contest should be "Translate This Spun Hub Into A Coherent One".  The winner gets $50, a gold medal, and the right to publish the coherent version of the Hub???

      1. leahlefler profile image97
        leahleflerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Honestly, that is a brilliant idea. Since most spinners take high value keywords and make nonsense out of them, one could use their subject matter to write a coherent, helpful, high-quality hub. I might start looking at those hubs in a different light now big_smile

  12. leahlefler profile image97
    leahleflerposted 6 years ago

    I have a new one, found today. This one was so incoherent I couldn't make heads nor tails out of it!

    "Oahu is the generic esteem related to thinking strengthening skillfully developed and not to mention Minnesota apt constructors which usually updating your area "

    My brain just exploded.

 
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