I found this spun little gem while hub-hopping:
"Giving labour to a baby may seem every so often like carrying a bundle in the movies, but then the fact is that no matter how relaxed the endure of a baby may seem, giving labour is a different story."
I'm pretty sure labor didn't feel like carrying a bundle into the movies, lol!
Hmmm... Let me think about this... Nope. Every so often, when I had one baby or another, there was no resemblance to carrying any bundles into the theater. (It may be worth mentioning, too, that I didn't "give labor" to either of my endure-babies. I kept it all for myself. My one daughter's just going to have to come up with her own labor.)
Once the endure of a baby is over, you really need to watch out for those environmentally friendly factors, which will wreak havoc with your hair:
"Products pertaining to dry and damaged head of hair replenish lost or stripped moisture whilst repairing split-ends along with damage because of heat, chemical or enviromentally friendly factors"
So, is it my babies or the environment I get to blame for my environmentally unfriendly hair? Or the bundle that I carried into the theater? I vote we all require our daughters to come up with their own labor - great suggestion!
They will not let you take any bundles into our local cinema, all bags have to be left at the entrance - would it be the same for a new delivery??
I like this quote from the film Mars Attacks:
All green of skin. . .800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.
I tried not to read too much of the spun hub, lest I get an aneurysm, but a later paragraph stated that the baby should:
"absorb tigers and elephants."
Now, that's just frightening!
Maybe the next HubPages contest should be "Translate This Spun Hub Into A Coherent One". The winner gets $50, a gold medal, and the right to publish the coherent version of the Hub???
Honestly, that is a brilliant idea. Since most spinners take high value keywords and make nonsense out of them, one could use their subject matter to write a coherent, helpful, high-quality hub. I might start looking at those hubs in a different light now
I have a new one, found today. This one was so incoherent I couldn't make heads nor tails out of it!
"Oahu is the generic esteem related to thinking strengthening skillfully developed and not to mention Minnesota apt constructors which usually updating your area "
My brain just exploded.
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