What's the WORST song you've ever heard?

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   The posts over on the "best song" thread are showing how many great songs there are.
   
   So what is the worst song you've ever heard?
   
   "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVGrEDiO5oE
   
   Although, when I went to reasearch the year it came out I found out some things about Minnie Ripperton that softened my view of her. She died of breast cancerin 1979 at the age of 31.
   She was also the mother of Maya Rudolph of Saturday Night Live fame.

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That brings back memories, all right, MM, but my all time favorite worst song's gotta be "All by Myself"!
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hapFLgbPVXU
      
      Jeeze, I thought I was prone to self pity!

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   kmackey32posted 13 years ago

   what what in the Butt on Tosh.O..

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   Don't know the group and was pondering it for a while.....
   
   Yellow Submarine!
   
   One of the worse and dumbest songs ever written.
   
   Even a bigger problem, once you've heard it....it sticks with you.

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      RFoxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks it's now on loop in my head.

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   RFoxposted 13 years ago

   Anything by Michael Bolton!

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   Quick: Trick your brain out of the loop.
   Think of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" instead

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      RFoxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Nope, Yellow Submarine is just...too....strong......
      
      "In the town where I was born,
      Lived a man who sailed the sea,
      And he told us of his life,
      In the land of submarines"
      
      HELP! please make it stop, make it stop
      
      (Cagsil you are evil!! Evil to the core!!)

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         Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         muaaaahhhhhh

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   tony0724posted 13 years ago

   This one by Baha Men has never failed to give me a Migraine. I am grabbing an asprin as I am copying it to this post !
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

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   basaltbezelposted 13 years ago

   "I jizzed in my pants."
   
   Yes, it is a song. With a film clip and everything. Obviously creative talent is lacking in the new song writers of today if they can't come up with a decent topic on their own anymore.

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      Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think that is certainly one of the worst I have come across.

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         lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         'I jizzed my pants' is a hoot!  What a bizarre, stupid song!

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   Well I'll be! It really IS a song.
   And the lyrics are so clever, too!
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drp4e9FtntA

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   K Kissposted 13 years ago

   Oh God why did I ever listen to "can I touch you there" by Michael Bolton ... it's definitely at the top of my "horrible song list"

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    wrenfrost56posted 13 years ago

    The crazy frog or the cheeky girls, both equally ear bleedingly awful.

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    "I'll Do Anything For You" by Meatloaf.
    
    Tacky as hell!

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    Canklefishposted 13 years ago

    Pink's new song about throwing handfuls of glitter in the air is pretty grating

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    bayouladyposted 13 years ago

    Stand by Your Man, by Tammy wynette
    A beautiful voice...but even she couldn't stand by her man after the______ with George Jones. Stand by your man ,"my hind foot" as we say in Louisiana..

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       A la carteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       The sex pistols I did it my way..close to being moronic:-
       
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00

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    Glimmer515posted 13 years ago

    That stupid "On the wings of Love" song from the Bachelor last season!!! So horrible!!

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    Republican Ballad

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    mythbusterposted 13 years ago

    I think the song is called "AaRgh" by black metal band, V.E.N.O.M.
    
    lol
    
    Lyrics are something like
    
    "Aaaaargh aaaa aAAAAaaaRRRRRRGHHHH
    
    ARGH ARGGGGGHHHH"
    
    You get it lol it's a real classy number lol
    
    My cousin liked that band when we were younger, foolish, but I never liked when he played that album or song. Call me a woose - I liked Van Halen lmao

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    a close second

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    nifty@50posted 13 years ago

    I can't stop this feeling anymore - Air Supply

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Wasn't that REO?

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    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 13 years ago

    Another Tosh.O favorite...Why Must I Cry?  LOL!!  The video is too much!!!

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Don't Worry, Be Happy - want to puke everytime I hear it!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    'band with the runs'   Paul Mccartney and Wings

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    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    this has to be right up there. Hey Mickey
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CyNvEfWoE
    
    
    or
    
    Wannabe by Spice Girls.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I
    
    I will survive - Gloria Gaynor - also in the running for most pathetic!  I grew strong - and I learned how to get along!
    
    
    I should have changed that stupid lock - I should have made you give back the key! 
    
    
    well, duh!

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    1myrasweet1posted 13 years ago

    what happen why are you saying duh!

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I was quoting the lyrics and remarking on their dumbness!-   here is the best version of that song I've ever seen on video - ENJOY!
       
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duOoqDu2 … re=related

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    Pcunixposted 13 years ago

    Teen Angel
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Angel_(song)

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    readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

    Worst has gotta be Sonny & Cher
    
    “I got you babe”
    
    Followed very closely by
    
    “Picture”

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    
    
    ♫♪How Am I Suppoooooooosed To Liiiiiive Withooooout Youuuuuuuuuu-uuuu??♫♪♫ 

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