What's the WORST song you've ever heard?

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  1. Mighty Mom profile image79
    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    The posts over on the "best song" thread are showing how many great songs there are.

    So what is the worst song you've ever heard?

    "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton.

    Although, when I went to reasearch the year it came out I found out some things about Minnie Ripperton that softened my view of her. She died of breast cancerin 1979 at the age of 31.
    She was also the mother of Maya Rudolph of Saturday Night Live fame.

    1. lorlie6 profile image74
      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That brings back memories, all right, MM, but my all time favorite worst song's gotta be "All by Myself"!


      Jeeze, I thought I was prone to self pity! smile

  2. kmackey32 profile image63
    kmackey32posted 13 years ago

    what what in the Butt on Tosh.O..lol

  3. Cagsil profile image70
    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Don't know the group and was pondering it for a while..... lol

    Yellow Submarine! roll

    One of the worse and dumbest songs ever written.

    Even a bigger problem, once you've heard it....it sticks with you.

    1. profile image0
      RFoxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks it's now on loop in my head. sad

  4. profile image0
    RFoxposted 13 years ago

    Anything by Michael Bolton!

  5. Mighty Mom profile image79
    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Quick: Trick your brain out of the loop.
    Think of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" instead tongue

    1. profile image0
      RFoxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Nope, Yellow Submarine is just...too....strong......

      "In the town where I was born,
      Lived a man who sailed the sea,
      And he told us of his life,
      In the land of submarines"

      HELP! please make it stop, make it stop

      (Cagsil you are evil!! Evil to the core!!)

      1. Cagsil profile image70
        Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol muaaaahhhhhh lol lol lol

  6. tony0724 profile image60
    tony0724posted 13 years ago

    This one by Baha Men has never failed to give me a Migraine. I am grabbing an asprin as I am copying it to this post !


  7. basaltbezel profile image62
    basaltbezelposted 13 years ago

    "I jizzed in my pants."

    Yes, it is a song. With a film clip and everything. Obviously creative talent is lacking in the new song writers of today if they can't come up with a decent topic on their own anymore.

    1. Ivorwen profile image66
      Ivorwenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think that is certainly one of the worst I have come across.

      1. lorlie6 profile image74
        lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

        'I jizzed my pants' is a hoot!  What a bizarre, stupid song!

  8. Mighty Mom profile image79
    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Well I'll be! It really IS a song.
    And the lyrics are so clever, too!


  9. K Kiss profile image58
    K Kissposted 13 years ago

    Oh God why did I ever listen to "can I touch you there" by Michael Bolton ... it's definitely at the top of my "horrible song list"

  10. wrenfrost56 profile image56
    wrenfrost56posted 13 years ago

    The crazy frog or the cheeky girls, both equally ear bleedingly awful.

  11. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    "I'll Do Anything For You" by Meatloaf.

    Tacky as hell! lol

  12. Canklefish profile image77
    Canklefishposted 13 years ago

    Pink's new song about throwing handfuls of glitter in the air is pretty grating

  13. bayoulady profile image67
    bayouladyposted 13 years ago

    Stand by Your Man, by Tammy wynette
    A beautiful voice...but even she couldn't stand by her man after the______ with George Jones. Stand by your man ,"my hind foot" as we say in Louisiana..

    1. A la carte profile image60
      A la carteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The sex pistols I did it my way..close to being moronic:-


  14. Glimmer515 profile image61
    Glimmer515posted 13 years ago

    That stupid "On the wings of Love" song from the Bachelor last season!!! So horrible!!

  15. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago
  16. mythbuster profile image72
    mythbusterposted 13 years ago

    I think the song is called "AaRgh" by black metal band, V.E.N.O.M.


    Lyrics are something like

    "Aaaaargh aaaa aAAAAaaaRRRRRRGHHHH


    You get it lol it's a real classy number lol

    My cousin liked that band when we were younger, foolish, but I never liked when he played that album or song. Call me a woose - I liked Van Halen lmao

  17. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago
  18. nifty@50 profile image68
    nifty@50posted 13 years ago

    I can't stop this feeling anymore - Air Supply

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Wasn't that REO?

  19. Anna Marie Bowman profile image75
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 13 years ago

    Another Tosh.O favorite...Why Must I Cry?  LOL!!  The video is too much!!!

  20. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Don't Worry, Be Happy - want to puke everytime I hear it!

  21. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    'band with the runs' smile  Paul Mccartney and Wings

  22. rebekahELLE profile image85
    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    this has to be right up there. Hey Mickey


    Wannabe by Spice Girls.

  23. mega1 profile image69
    mega1posted 13 years ago


    I will survive - Gloria Gaynor - also in the running for most pathetic!  I grew strong - and I learned how to get along!

    I should have changed that stupid lock - I should have made you give back the key! 

    well, duh!

  24. profile image50
    1myrasweet1posted 13 years ago

    what happen why are you saying duh!

    1. mega1 profile image69
      mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I was quoting the lyrics and remarking on their dumbness!-   here is the best version of that song I've ever seen on video - ENJOY!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duOoqDu2 … re=related

  25. Pcunix profile image91
    Pcunixposted 13 years ago
  26. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

    Worst has gotta be Sonny & Cher

    “I got you babe”

    Followed very closely by


  27. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 13 years ago


    ♫♪How Am I Suppoooooooosed To Liiiiiive Withooooout Youuuuuuuuuu-uuuu??♫♪♫  lol


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