Worst Movies Ever?

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   rob_allenposted 12 years ago

   What do you think is the worst movie ever?

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      Cogersonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Surf Ninjas 2......and no there was not a Surf Ninjas 1.....the producers of this horrible figured they could make more money if people thought it was a sequel ....their plan did not work.

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         Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         You think that was a bad movie?! That was just a wannabe sequel that had a 2! What about Bill Cosby when he made Leonard Part 6?

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            Cogersonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Good point I forgot all about Cosby's Leonard movie.

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            sassyk73posted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Now that was horrible

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      Ken Bartonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hands down, the worst movie I ever saw was the "Last Emperor!"  Talk about hours of pure boredom!

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      deblippposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      The Wiz may very well be the worst movie I've ever seen.

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Blazing Saddles.  It has racial slurs in it and is supposed to make people laugh.  That kind of stuff just isn't funny at all.

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      randomcreativeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I don't know if it's the worst movie ever, but I've always hated Field of Dreams.

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      KyleBearposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Scream 4 sucked. Don't know why people say it's scary and such

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      MickeySrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      For what the title declared it to be, and what you actually got, I hated "Love Story" . . . I love love stories, but you have to 'get' why the protagonist has fallen in love. I see why Zhivago loved Lara, I see why Ben loved Elaine, I see why Smithy loved Paula (and if you don't know that one you've not seen the best love story ever filmed), etc - but I don't at all see how Oliver could fall for Jennifer . . . it was all very lame and passionless.

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   Emile Rposted 12 years ago

   The Quick and The Dead. We laughed through the first half of the movie before we realized is wasn't meant to be a comedy.

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      shoganposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      While it isn't a comedy, it was intentionally stylized.  Laughing at parts isn't meant to be out of the question.

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   sairakhanposted 12 years ago

   I mostly watch pakistani and indian movies.Worst Movie i ever watched is Krrish whose genre is science fiction.Director of the movie tried to copy english science fiction but failed....movie has 90 percent look of cartoon...Director made movie a romantic and for adults but children enjoyed that a lot...

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   Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

   Some of my nominations: Troll 2, Battlefield: Earth, and Water World

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      northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Battlefield Earth, Agreed:  John Travolta in dreads does not make up for a shoddy and completely plagurized storyline

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   Doctor Kristyposted 12 years ago

   The Nightmare Before Christmas.
   
   Only movie I've ever walked out on.
   
   We didn't know anything about it before going in except for its name, and when we got in, we found out it was a MUSICAL!

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      Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ouch. Was it only the singing that warded you off this movie? I actually like it is why I ask.

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      Anne Oddityposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Really, you didn't like it? I loved that movie!

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   rob_allenposted 12 years ago

   I nominate The Last Airbender- the only movie that made me fell aspleep inside the cinema.
   
   Hottie and the Nottie- this is obviously a PR for Paris...

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   Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years ago

   Romeo Must Die! Def my #1
   
   Boys & Girls w Freddie Prinzejr
   
   Max Payne
   
   Blair Witch 2

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      northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I like Romeo Must Die!  The rest of them?   BAD

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   Disturbiaposted 12 years ago

   Probably nobody's even heard of this movie.  I saw it when I was a kid and it was so awful I never forgot it.  "Plan 9 From Outer Space" which stared Bela Lugosi.  I don't know who else was in it, I only remember Lugosi, lots of fog, and a very skinny woman who looked like a vampire.

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      RedElfposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      It was Bela Lugosi's last movie. Actually he died while filming it, and was replaced by (I think) the barber or hairdresser, so all you ever saw was the muffled face of a too-tall actor skulking through the fog trying desperately to look like Mr. Lugosi.
      
      My favorite bits are
      1. the garbage-can-lid flying saucer, on really easy-to-see wires, and the wind it kicked up as it "whooshed" by (as shown in jump-cuts between peoples being blown about in a high wind and the "saucer" wobbling by)
      2. the appalling, stilted dialogue outside the crypt just after the funeral
      
      This stinko has become a cult classic BECAUSE it is so terrible. They were sincerely trying to make a scary film.
      
      Someone tried to make a film just as bad, but it failed because they were TRYING to make a bad film, and it shows. "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" It's trying too hard and is just crummy, not TRULY AWESOMELY AWEFUL, like Plan 9

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      Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      The woman was Vampira. basically the same as Elvira but hosted late night horror flicks on tv in the 60s. And it was Bela Lugosi's double who appeared in most of it.

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   Matt in Jaxposted 12 years ago

   Haha. Funny that you mentioned "Plan 9 from Outer Space." We watched this in a film class I took in high school and I think that Mystery Science Theatre 3000 might have done something on this.

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      Disturbiaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, no way... are they really showing that stupid movie in a film class?  Is it an example of how NOT to make a movie?  It's just so goofy.  I thought it stunk when I saw it as a kid, but years later I saw it on TV and OMG, it was even worse than I remembered.

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         Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, he thought that we were starting to take our projects too seriously at one point and basically told us, "No matter how crappy you think you're doing, you're better than this."

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            Disturbiaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            LOL

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    Motown2Chitownposted 12 years ago

    I would say:
    
    The Blair Witch Project
    Waterworld
    The Toxic Avenger
    The Happening

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       Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       A lot of people would say the Happening and I kind of wonder what your reason was. Is it the bad twist? Or lack there of twist?

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          shoganposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Ironically, not much happens.

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             northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Yeah that was a letdown worse than Lady In the Water

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       Carliismiles<3posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I agree on the movie The Happening. I hate it when the darn commercial is ten times better than the movie.

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    Greek Oneposted 12 years ago

    Porky's VI: The Viagra Years

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       sassyk73posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Lol....Greek One

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    EddieMueller123posted 12 years ago

    Blair witch by far is the worst movie because people liked it even though it sucked immensely

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       Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       It was semi-original considering we hadn't had first person shaky cam brought to us really and it inspired movies like Cloverfield that weren't all that bad.

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          northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Wasn't really that bad.  Did you even watch the whole thing?  also led to Paranormal activity which most of us loved

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    Muldanianmanposted 12 years ago

    Sherlock Holmes.
    
    This is the one where Sherlock has to fight dragons, dinosaurs and cyber-men in 19th century England.

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       Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Planet 9 , by Ed Wood
       Was listed as the worst movie ever made
       
       When I watch it , the funniest line was: You human are so stupid, verry  very stupid,
       
       Who won in the End?, alway human

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    I can't remember the name exactly I think it was Monster truck or something like that, it was horrible.

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       Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I saw that, trucks take over the world, hard one to watch

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          shoganposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Maximum Overdrive?

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             Castlepalomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             That's it
             
             I was so bad, my mind blocked the memory of it

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    Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

    No this one was about a monster truck who goes after these unsuspecting kids while taking a road trip it had some scenes in it that was just down right weird and disgusting.
    
    I could go into detail but this is a "G" rated sight. lol

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       northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Monster Man
       http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365513/

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    Anne Oddityposted 12 years ago

    That Paris Hilton flick "The Hottie and the Nottie" was pretty awful.

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       northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Has Paris ever done anything that wasn't?

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    
    
    Lugosi's films were better accomplished than this one.

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       monaliza2posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Water World

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       Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I actually have an ex whose kid made the Grudge throat crooning noise. Cuh-reepy.

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    Don Shipposted 12 years ago

    Meet the Spartans.
    Hard Candy.

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       sabrebIadeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Meet The Spartans!
       OMG....I only made it through like 30 minutes of that before I shut it off.
       And I was watching with other people.
       They all agreed....LOL

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          Don Shipposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Hahah LOL!
          You're like the only one who agrees with me! All my friends were like, OMG, what a movie, most of theM were kids, yeah! And I was like, ya'll serious? I fell asleep sometime just after that "Paris Hilton" scene! It was just so stupid!

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    aw1219posted 12 years ago

    I didn't really care for the movie Obsessed with Idris Elba and Beyonce Knowles.  The acting by her wasn't really good at all.  It seemed to gimmicky or similar to Fatal Attraction.  Although Ali Larter was very good in this role and could act.  I like movies that are not so easy to follow and the storyline is unpredictable.

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    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    These two may not be in the league with some of the ones mentioned, but I couldn't (still can't) make myself get through Dream Girls or Nanny Diaries.  Dream Girls wasn't at all what I was expecting (and I think it's awful).  Nanny Diaries is just horrendously unlikable and uninteresting, in my opinion.   

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    Shadesbreathposted 12 years ago

    Where the Wild Things Are.
    
    What a horrific movie. A total downer. I have never seen a movie with such unlikeable characters and with such negative energy in theme, setting, plot, acting, music and just overall tone. What a disaster they made out of that very entertaining kids' book. Worst movie of all time.

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       Greg Sageposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Seriously.
       
       I thought someone had roofied my drink at lunch or something.

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       da_trifposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       While I didn't like the ending ... or the beginning, really -- I didn't mind the middle. I certainly wouldn't call it horrific. Seems a bit harsh. Get in touch with your inner child! haha

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          Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          LOL my inner child committed suicide after sitting through the first 40 minutes of that total downer LOL.

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             northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             agreed, more like 10 minutes... and as a mother, I did not appreciate the way max treats his mom in the beginning... My kids didn't stay awake or interested long enough for the ending.

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                Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                I don't doubt it. I watched with my kids (all teenagers), and at the end of it, my daughter (17 at the time) looked at me and said, "I don't think I have ever felt so drained and depressed at the end of a movie, ever." All I could do was agree.
                
                That movie sucked the life out of a whole evening. LOL. Terribad.

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                   RandomThoughts...posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   I didn't think about it much. But I did come away feeling like I shouldn't of had my daughter (7yrs old at the time) watch it. It was very violent. I loved the way the characters looked though. I thought they did a great job in that area.

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                      Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                      Oh, yes. I would agree with you that the costume crew was amazing. They even pulled off emotions in the faces, which had to be hard to do.
                      
                      Unfortunately, all the emotions were anger, depression, desolation, loneliness, hate, insecurity and resignation, but hey, the costumes were up to the task. LOLOL.

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    KristenGraceposted 12 years ago

    Agree with Obsessed and DreamGirls from the earlier posts... However I really liked Nanny Diaries!

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    OddDustinposted 12 years ago

    Marley and Me. Terrible. Not funny at all, totally predictable, I would have been happy to see that dog die if I could make it to the end but my daughter and I were bored to tears and shut it off after an hour. I never cared about the characters because they were all horrible.

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    gksquire9posted 12 years ago

    Babylon A.D. starring Vin Diesel, awful
    The Black Swan and Winters Bone, overrated
    Spider-Man 3, disappointing and crowded
    Godfather III, Franchise Killer
    Rocky V, really?
    Superman IV, why?  Why?????

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    bruno1990lokoposted 12 years ago

    My top Worst movie it's by far avatar the last airbender, try to look all move. )

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    awareposted 12 years ago

    kung pow enter the fist.
    ray

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       manthyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       The worst movie ever is the son of Rambo

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          mareezy13posted 12 years agoin reply to this

          How about Basket Case!  Ridiculous!!!

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    Greg Sageposted 12 years ago

    I'd have to give the "worst" title to the movie that Shamwow guy made.
    
    I LOVE stupid comedies... and I shut this steaming pile off in under an hour.  Very few movies manage to be both genuinely offensive and genuinely unfunny.

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    Disturbiaposted 12 years ago

    I was up late the other night and happened to catch a completely awful movie called "Village of the Giants" on TCM.  OMG, it was just horrible given that it has some pretty good actors in it. Most of you younger guys probably won't even know who most of these actors are, but if you were around back in the 60s you will recognize Beau Bridges, Tommy Kirk, Ron Howard, Johnny Crawford, Tisha Sterling, Joy Harmon, and a band called The Beau Brummels. Nothing modern, no matter how bad, can rival this trashy movie. It's about some "wild" teens who eat an experiment made by Ronny Howard, boy genius, and grow into 30 ft. tall giants.

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    da_trifposted 12 years ago

    You people don't know bad movies like I know bad movies (and that's really sad for me to say). I've had the unfortunate displeasure of watching:
    1. Caddyshack II
    2. Freddie Got Fingered
    
    FGF is Tom Green's gross-out comedy. Made me sick to my stomach. Caddyshack II is unwatchable.

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       Disturbiaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       ew.....

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       northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Daddy want some sausage?  Or maybe lets crawl inside some roadkill for desert?  It was the era of Me, myself, and Irene and Waterboy Man!!! And now that I've totally dated myself, it was watchable... barely

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          Matt in Jaxposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Lol. Is it sad for me that I also knew those lines and agree that it was kinda watchable.

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    Kitschensyngkposted 12 years ago

    Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche's Volcano.
    
    Unnecessary melodrama, anvilicious social commentary, and plot holes you could fly a Space Shuttle into.
    
    Also, YOU CANNOT STAND THAT CLOSE TO MOLTEN LAVA WITHOUT DYING!!!

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       northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       you can if youre Tommy Lee Jones!!

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          Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          I am actually still haunted by the images of that guy trying to jump off the back of the subway into the knee-deep lava, expecting to be able to clear it on his one painful second hop. Lame movie, yes. But that stuck with me.  lol.

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    sassyk73posted 12 years ago

    I forgot who played in it but It is called "Yeast Wars, The Bronco Years"

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    kat11posted 12 years ago

    I would have to say the worst movies I've seen would be "Year One"
    and "The Book of Eli".

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       da_trifposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Haha! Year One is HI-larious -- for all the wrong reasons. One of those movies like Zoolander, Step Brothers that gets funnier the more you watch it, for some reason.

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       Shadesbreathposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, just goes to show that people are all over the place. I liked the Book of Eli. Not like in my favorites of all time or anything, but the story was really cool and realistic, and it was cool for people who like action movies.
       
       And, lol, you'll laugh, but I LOVE year one. We bought it. To me, it's hilarious. Granted, the range of my humor is pretty wide, so I can be amused by guys trying to track things by tasting their poop. But hey. LOL. And come on, when Michael Cera's character had to rub oil into that disgusting mat of bear fur on Oliver Platt's character's chest? How were you not on the floor laughing?
       
       Taste is such a funny thing. I can see why people wouldn't like it based on certain sensibilities, but, man, for me, that's funny stuff.

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 12 years ago

    Just remembered this one. Rumble in Hong Kong. Rented it once and asked myself, "Supposedly inspired the title Rumble in the Bronx and Jackie Chan is billed first so it must be better than a total piece of crap and Jackie must be in it for more than 12 seconds, yes?"
    
    No.

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    drej2522posted 12 years ago

    wait wait...I think you guys are forgetting one really horrific movie:
    
    Battlefield Earth
    
    Oucha...flat, boring, dull, long, and utterly painful!

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    northweststarrposted 12 years ago

    Nobody said "Eyes Wide Shut" or Jim Carrey's "The Majestic"

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    indigo blue ideasposted 12 years ago

    Thin red line by Clint Eastwood. The story was very lagging and at often very boring to watch. This is one of my worst movie viewing experience. I don't know if I should walk out before finishing the movie. I think I wasted my money on time watching that

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       drej2522posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       what? I mean, there's a scene where Woody Harrelson says, "I blew my butt off!" haha
       
       No, you're right...It was boring and didn't live up to its war movie counterpart, Saving Private Ryan.

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          northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Don't think it really earned "worst movie ever" nomination though.

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             drej2522posted 12 years agoin reply to this

             agreed...but I would say the majority of movies on here don't live up (or down) to that label. They might be bad, but not THAT bad.

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                northweststarrposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                ...you have a point

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    Paradise7posted 12 years ago

    I really think "Plan 9 From Outer Space" takes the laurel.  If you've ever seen it, you'd agree...
    
    I saw it one late night on Insomniac Theatre on TV, and it was just so senseless and amateurish, I couldn't believe anyone actually released that movie.
    
    Later on, Johnny Depp starred in a movie called "Ed Wood", and it was about the guy that produced these abysmal movies.  That was really a GREAT movie.

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       Disturbiaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Paradise7posted 12 years ago

    Another bad movie...
    
    "Motel Hell"....
    
    The guests ended up planted in the garden with their heads sticking out of the ground.  I still remember those heads, though, so in a weird way, it was a classic.

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       Julip Manorposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I saw this movie while I was in college!  I still have nightmares about it.

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    BetsyAndTVposted 12 years ago

    Worst movie ever has to be Dirty Love with Jenny McCarthy.  I will admit I did laugh a lot though... lol

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    Julip Manorposted 12 years ago

    OMG!  The Last Airbender....do not see it.  No one mentioned it and just wanted to throw it under the bus  (I saw it in 3D too $9)

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    Greg Sageposted 12 years ago

    The Family Guy episode where peter goes blind says it all about Blair witch.
    
    He brings Brian along to tell him what's going on since he cant' see the screen, and Brian says:
    
    
    “They’re in the woods.  The camera keeps moving around.  I guess they’re looking for some witch, I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.  Nothing’s happening…nothing’s happening…something about a map.  Nothing’s happening…it’s over.  A lot of people in the audience look pissed.”

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       Julip Manorposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       This is so true!  I avoided it because I had been warned....but surprised that no one mentioned.  I'm sure the low budget makers are laughing all the way to the bank.  BTW  I'm going to include WooHoo and BooHoo as tags in my next hub in tribute to you

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          Greg Sageposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          You are doing a great service to the HP community.
          
          Just think of the success the wayward HP souls could achieve if only they were given the tools and no-nonsense guidance within.

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    Husky1970posted 12 years ago

    Just saw "Bad Teacher."  It definitely has to be added to the list.

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    L. Spikesposted 12 years ago

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. Even when I was a kid and a fan, I couldn't stand that one. Catwoman, Speed 2: Cruise Control, Batman and Robin... Billy Blanks movies. Also, let's not get started on most of the movies based on video games (even though some might be guilty pleasures).

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