Here's how my profile should read

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  1. mischeviousme profile image60
    mischeviousmeposted 12 years ago

    I'm pushing 35, I dropped out of college twice and I like fat girls. I come from a family of doctors, lawyers and teachers. I had an endless mountain of imformation coming in as a kid and since I'm hyperactive and a bit bipolar, I had a hard time in college. Not that I didn't learn anything, I just got bored easily. I chose to be a professional painter and artist, because I get to work outside and I get to pretend to be my own boss.

    1. Randy Godwin profile image60
      Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      How fat?  yikes

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      1. couturepopcafe profile image59
        couturepopcafeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        You crack me up.

        1. Randy Godwin profile image60
          Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Well heck, that was the only part of the profile which wasn't boring!!smile


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      2. mischeviousme profile image60
        mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Fat enough to cook a good meal...

        1. By His Way profile image60
          By His Wayposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          lmbo

    2. couturepopcafe profile image59
      couturepopcafeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Ok, I'll play along. I'm a prodigal child, slightly ADD enhanced, with a tendency to be good at almost everything I try. A jack of all trades and master of nothing. A perpetual student of the universe, grower of understanding, mythmaker, difficult wizard, dreamer of dreams, the bell ringer and winsome one.

      1. mischeviousme profile image60
        mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Isn't that how we all are? At least to some degree? Unless you're talking about those that choose never to move forward, they choose to be ignorant and some can't help it.

      2. Randy Godwin profile image60
        Randy Godwinposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Hey!  That's what I was gonna say!  Except I've also been a pirate, (not really but I can't really say smuggler on HP) done all sorts of dangerous things, including piloting a fully aerobatic Russian airplane, parakiting (got the torn ACL to prove it) and the most dangerous and scariest of all, married and owned two wives! (not at the same time)  yikes


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      3. By His Way profile image60
        By His Wayposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, so we can all write one on here?

  2. janesix profile image59
    janesixposted 12 years ago

    I think it would be funner to create profiles for each other.

    1. A Troubled Man profile image57
      A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      That's a great idea, sort of a "roast" profiling. Should be funny and take the heat off some of these discussions. Start a thread.

      1. By His Way profile image60
        By His Wayposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        ...oh my goodness....*grabs popcorn*

        1. A Troubled Man profile image57
          A Troubled Manposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          It actually works. I started a thread years ago on a forum with the title, "Flame Me" and proceeded to explain in the OP for anyone who wished to say their absolute worst about me. And, they did. It was similar to one of those Hollywood roasts and soon turned into a complete laugh fest.

          1. By His Way profile image60
            By His Wayposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Eexxxxxcellent. It should be fun. As a newbie wanting to participate, that calls for some stalkin. I better get busy.

 
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