How to put a woman in her place....

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   Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

   A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
   
   He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
   
   Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
   
   The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

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      Mom Katposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO... oh that is just too rich!  Good one.  I might be chuckling over this one all day.

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      Brenda Durhamposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      lol
      good one

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      Jo_Goldsmith11posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      A-men to that one! My husband ever said such things to me, out the door he would go! And I would hose him on the way out!

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         Jo_Goldsmith11posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         In our home. My sweetie gets his TLC. We have a mutual understanding which is formed in love, respect and admiration. We give and take. When one of us takes more that we should. The other one brings which ever one back to reality. We *check in* with each other at least three times a day.
         We are *comfortable* and enjoy each others's company. Sometimes he will sit with me as I write. He gives me inspiration!   My Once in a blue moon and stolen kiss poems. Are because he was sitting with me and just *being*. I would hope if I ever said this kind of selfishness and arogance to him. He would do the same thing to me. Because I would deserve it! Then we would talk about it!   Now, that's LOVE!

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   Mighty Momposted 11 years ago

   I'm guessing there will not be a sequel to the book, either.

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   isenhower33posted 11 years ago

   Shoot thats how i felt when i was in her position in a relationship a while back. She'd tell me do this do that. Lets just say that didnt last long LTMS.

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   Meg Davisposted 11 years ago

   Nice.

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   Xenonlitposted 11 years ago

   

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   Rural Bulgariaposted 11 years ago

   brilliant, thanks for the laugh

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   gmwilliamsposted 11 years ago

   Brilliant sypnosis!

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