I, alone, have the first 4 pages of a google search.

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   Beth37posted 10 years ago

   I know it's a big deal to appear on the first page of a google search, but I have the first FOUR pages of a search I did. I was looking for an old thread, so I entered beth37 and hubpages... There's no one around for miles... just me and my bad self. Don't even try to compete. I own it!

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      writingloverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hail Queen Beth! :

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         Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

         oy... not gonna be making any friends with that title am I? Im just gonna ostrich that one out. lol

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            writingloverposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            LOL

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            Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Could you drive up to Carlstadt NJ for me Beth and find out why customs there are holding up my (self given) birthday present? Just say its the water jet thing and they will know what you mean.

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               Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

               Im on it Will.

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                  Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  Nah forget it. That Obama guy got back back to me (finally). He sent some kind of swot team to expedite the matter and those union guys demanding sit down time for lunch are now feeding the fishes instead of their own greedy guts.

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                     Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                     Oh good, it was gonna take about 3 days up and  days back. ive got thanksgiving... do you know what that is?

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                        Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                        You thank god all the indians are dead?

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                           Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                           Native Americans... and a few survived the ugliness... Im friends with quite a few... they sometimes wear the full garb, very impressive ppl. they have forgiven us, their mom went thru much worse... Im not sure she's forgiven the white man yet. She's really interesting though.

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                              Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                              Ah, the intricacies of other people's history...
                              
                              And so well explained.
                              
                              What I want to know is why a few episodes of Futurama turns me into a completely uncaring person and is there a cure? I mean besides reading Great Literature for several blood vessel busting hours.

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                                 Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                 Ah... that's what happened to you... see, I watch the Simpsons. It makes me mean, but not cruel. You on the other hand chose the worse of the two and it's probably too late for you.

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                                    Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                    Simpsons is for wussies.
                                    
                                    Do you know that all you have to do is lose an eye and you could be the cyclops woman? The fit one. From the sewer. The one whose name I forgot.

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                                       Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                       Is that how you picture me? I do have a monocle so I spose I am up to the task.

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                                          Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                          I remembered the name! Leila. I ain't Grandpa yet.
                                          
                                          And yes I do see you as Leila. Alternately being kind to losers, drop kicking villains and saving the universe from Omicron Persei 8.

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                                             Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                             Im sending you a heart too Will. I sent one to writinglover earlier, but I love you both so here you go.
                                             <3
                                             
                                             It looks more like a mathematical equation, but I assure you, it's my heart.

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                                                Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                                Thx Leila. Gonna bake some bread now. Night, night.

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                                                   Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                                   Who bakes bread? You're a funny one.
                                                   Good night.

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   paradigmsearchposted 10 years ago

   I knew you were a legend!

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      What are the odds? If I'd have not done that search, I would have never known the power I wield.

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   Will Apseposted 10 years ago

   You ownes the SERPs's.
   
   Sorry, been listening to Tom Waits tonight.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm... explain I don't understand the references or just smile and nod?
      
      
      

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         Will Apseposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Tom has the mother of all lisps. Makes the Golem sound clipped.
         
         If he sang it it would be ownesssss thesssseess serpesssseesss.

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            Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Translator: Aisle 5.
            
            Who's Tom? What's he got to do with this?

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               Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

               Oh wait... Im with you now.... or maybe you edited.  I had to go back and read again.

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   wildernessposted 10 years ago

   *sob*  I cannot make such a claim - "wilderness" simply does not carry the raw power of "beth37".  I'm sooo hurt.
   
   On the other hand, searching for that handsome picture results in 7 pages of results, all mine!  (Don't forget, too, that a picture is worth a thousand words )

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      What?! Seven pages! My four look measly now. You sir, are on my short list.

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         wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Yep - you've been beat out, and badly so.  7,000 to 4 (the thousand word thingie).  Hardly worthy of even a mention.  You are not on my short list; you aren't even on the scope at all!  Neener, neener!

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            Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            You've cut me to the core along with your A and your 97. I once thought I had it all... better days, better days.

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               wildernessposted 10 years agoin reply to this

               

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   Jenn-Anneposted 10 years ago

   LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I guess this is something for the rest of us to aspire to.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Good luck! I don't think anyone's gonna pull ahead. You can try to enter Beth37 hubpages, but I don't think you're gonna find your name till page 50 at least.

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   Mark Ewbieposted 10 years ago

   If I enter "Mark Ewbie HubPages" the second entry on the page is your Hub about me.  That's great.
   
   No it's really great - well done.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha... oh dear... that's strange. I didn't know I was even visible on the internet other than by search or whatever. Gosh, i hope you don't mind. I meant that hub as the highest compliment.

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         Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

         Hey no problem.  The next one down is "Is Mark Ewbie a Homosexualist?"

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            Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

            Well we all had our suspicions.
            Hey, who conducted that interview of you and when was it?

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               Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

               yeah OK.  You win.

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                  Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                  ?
                  No, on that web search of your name... it had an interview. It was good. I just wondered who did it and when. Did you take insult? Im sorry, none was intended.

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                     Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                     Oh sorry Beth - I thought you were joshing me.  I do so many interviews.  Is it a Wizzley one?

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                        Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                        no, it was hps but it didn't have a name attached or a hub page.

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                           Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                           Ah THAT interview.  That was Simone who used to work at HubPages.  She sent me a list of questions and I made a real effort to appear a reasonable person.

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                              Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                              Its very good.

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                                 Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                 I spent hours on those question Beth.  Really. Hours.  It was a chance to sell myself, my big moment - finally the breakthrough.  Ah well.

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                                    Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                    lol. Well you came across well and likable... it was funny. What more could you hope for?

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                                       Mark Ewbieposted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                       Thanks Beth.  My hopes are mainly traffic and money.  I feel like its always just around the next corner.

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                                          Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

                                          I am like penniless and I still don't think about money half of much as you do. Certainly with as much effort as you put in, you'll be rich as a king someday.

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   rebekahELLEposted 10 years ago

   That was interesting! Ha, I have more pages than you.    I found out where some of my hubs have been posted on FB and some of the sites that reference my hubs.

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      Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

      sorry rebekah, I wasn't sure if you were talking to me or mark so I just sat back and watched, hoping the two of you would converse since I wasnt sure. lol

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