What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

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  1. Mikeydoes profile image42
    Mikeydoesposted 14 years ago

    I don't want a tombstone, think I'm going to have them build me a pyramid.

  2. KristenGrace profile image60
    KristenGraceposted 14 years ago

    If I have a tombstone, (I actually want to be cremated), it would say:

    Look for me where the sand meets the sea...

  3. weblog profile image58
    weblogposted 14 years ago

    I've reserved some place for you here wink

  4. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    Darwin Awards Recipient

  5. WebbyAvatar profile image59
    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    Glad to see you here!

  6. dingdong profile image59
    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    Better luck next time tongue

  7. weblog profile image58
    weblogposted 14 years ago

    If I rise..

  8. Mikel G Roberts profile image76
    Mikel G Robertsposted 14 years ago

    God,

    Please take this one into Heaven and keep him there. I would be eternally grateful.

    Sincerely,
    Satan


    big_smile hmm yikes hmm big_smile

  9. dishyum profile image59
    dishyumposted 14 years ago

    Dishoom Dishoom!!

  10. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    “Caught publishing a hub on mesothelioma”

  11. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    “Caught publishing a hub on how to get cheap Viagra”

  12. Daniel Carter profile image66
    Daniel Carterposted 14 years ago

    I have gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please keep me here.

    1. webismine profile image58
      webismineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  13. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    “Caught publishing an Auntie Hub”

  14. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    “AdSense Balance $99.99”

  15. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    “Caught keyword stuffing”

  16. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    "Caught being me"

  17. Stacie L profile image83
    Stacie Lposted 14 years ago

    "she did it her way"

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      and sometimes follow his way

  18. camlo profile image81
    camloposted 14 years ago

    "That'll teach you for calling me a hypochondriac!"

  19. Greek One profile image65
    Greek Oneposted 14 years ago

    R.I.P Greek One

    Born: 1970  Died: 2286

  20. Alhamora profile image55
    Alhamoraposted 14 years ago

    Died on ../../..

  21. paradigmsearch profile image59
    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    “Caught flagging one of Paul Edmondson’s hubs”

  22. dishyum profile image59
    dishyumposted 14 years ago

    It's not my body here.

    1. boyatdelhi profile image53
      boyatdelhiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      very interesting posts

  23. gmwilliams profile image83
    gmwilliamsposted 12 years ago

    WELL............................................

  24. Jo_Goldsmith11 profile image60
    Jo_Goldsmith11posted 12 years ago

    "She mattered to many, and many mattered to her".

    1972-

  25. WryLilt profile image75
    WryLiltposted 12 years ago

    Realised that she didn't need to be rich or famous to change the world.

  26. Healthy Pursuits profile image84
    Healthy Pursuitsposted 12 years ago

    Dangerous drop! Don't climb over the fence.

    (I'll have my ashes scattered off a cliff into the ocean. That's what the sign says.)

  27. ivanmarginal profile image61
    ivanmarginalposted 12 years ago

    "Here Lies Gloriously a Facebook Stalker"

  28. bankscottage profile image93
    bankscottageposted 12 years ago

    Tolerates Fools Poorly.

  29. profile image0
    Beth37posted 11 years ago

    Buried alive... running out of air. Hurry!

  30. profile image0
    Beth37posted 11 years ago

    Also, why is "How does the Bible contradict itself" a discussion topic at the bottom of "What would be on your tombstone?"

  31. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image84
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 11 years ago

    Dang, she was OLD!  Might have lived even longer if she hadn't gone dancing so often!

  32. Theater girl profile image67
    Theater girlposted 11 years ago

    Second star to the right, and straight on til morning!

    1. profile image0
      Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Aw. smile

  33. suzettenaples profile image93
    suzettenaplesposted 11 years ago

    Unde my name:  A life well lived!

  34. Writer Fox profile image49
    Writer Foxposted 11 years ago

    Passed away peacefully in 3014.

  35. Availiasvision profile image83
    Availiasvisionposted 11 years ago

    What an Adventure,
    What a ride,
    Now I lay at Glory's side.

  36. BigBlue54 profile image60
    BigBlue54posted 11 years ago

    Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
    Dorothy Parker,

    I told you I was ill
    Irish comedian Spike Milligan

    Personally  would like an open, empty grave and on the stone it says. "Sorry I'm out."

  37. Suzanne Day profile image86
    Suzanne Dayposted 11 years ago

    To infinity and beyond.

    1. Availiasvision profile image83
      Availiasvisionposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Suzanne, I love it!

    2. BigBlue54 profile image60
      BigBlue54posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Don't forget to turn right at the back of beyond. smile

  38. FatFreddysCat profile image60
    FatFreddysCatposted 11 years ago

    "Should've made that right turn at Albuquerque"

  39. lmoyer92 profile image60
    lmoyer92posted 11 years ago

    "It's dark in here"

    1. BigBlue54 profile image60
      BigBlue54posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      You forgot your torch. big_smile

  40. BigBlue54 profile image60
    BigBlue54posted 11 years ago

    Struck down at the age of 106 by a jealous husband.

 
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