What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

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  1. boyatdelhi profile image81
    boyatdelhiposted 7 years ago

    What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

    1. donotfear profile image87
      donotfearposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      It's better to face your fear and fail than never face your fear at all.

  2. Bellamie profile image56
    Bellamieposted 7 years ago

    Well done!

  3. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    You Toucha My Flowers I Breaka Your Face!

    1. thirdmillenium profile image60
      thirdmilleniumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

    2. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

    3. Damsonia profile image59
      Damsoniaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      rofl

  4. aka-dj profile image77
    aka-djposted 7 years ago

    will rise again

    1. Rajab Nsubuga profile image61
      Rajab Nsubugaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      call me at the nearest booth. Thanks.

  5. CMHypno profile image93
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    It seemed like a good idea at the time!

  6. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    Here Lies a really Bored Old Bastard... Take Me Dancing!

  7. thirdmillenium profile image60
    thirdmilleniumposted 7 years ago

    Lemme out, too hot in here

  8. Pearldiver profile image81
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    "If you are passing and you stop here, you will know, if you feel a breeze on your face... that I can See Up Your Dress!" yikes

  9. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    In a man's tombstone it said "Stiff at last" the wifey who was left behind put it there.

    1. Pearldiver profile image81
      Pearldiverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      OMG... That's pretty lame dark horse! smile

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        it is, LOL

    2. thirdmillenium profile image60
      thirdmilleniumposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      And, a man left this on his wife's:
      Rigid as ever

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        LOL

  10. kirstenblog profile image76
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    Here lies Jesus Christ

    1. CMHypno profile image93
      CMHypnoposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      You looking for your grave to be a major pigrimage site, Kirsten? Can I have the rights to sell the relics?

      1. kirstenblog profile image76
        kirstenblogposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Sure, what do i care? I am dead, why would I give a toss. I also want to be mummified, shot into space in a rocket, and the carbon in my body turned into a diamond. There you go, typical woman, can't decide!

    2. ivanmarginal profile image60
      ivanmarginalposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, I can't bear it.

  11. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    She definitely lived her life to the fullest.

  12. boyatdelhi profile image81
    boyatdelhiposted 7 years ago

    Thanks all for sharing your views

  13. timorous profile image83
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    "Cheer up you people!
    Think of it this way...
    At least you won't have to put up with ME anymore.. smile "

  14. profile image0
    Neville Walkposted 7 years ago

    I told you I was ill.

  15. Mighty Mom profile image82
    Mighty Momposted 7 years ago

    "And that's all she wrote, folks."

  16. Hugh Williamson profile image90
    Hugh Williamsonposted 7 years ago

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    1. brimancandy profile image78
      brimancandyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I like this. I'm just taking a dirt nap. I'll be back!

  17. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Lived till 105, enjoyed every minute of it.

  18. profile image50
    Hugh Askimposted 7 years ago

    It's already there, "Do not flush in station."

  19. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 7 years ago

    Okay, how about:
    'Don't be in a rush to join me.'

  20. brimancandy profile image78
    brimancandyposted 7 years ago

    Here lies Brian. He was bored to death! But at least he tried to have a good time!

    1. brimancandy profile image78
      brimancandyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I forgot  to add that there is a little button on my tombstone. It makesThe woody wood pecker laugh play, followed by the carnival music from Rollercoaster Tycoon, and ends with  a minute of silence, followed by a really scary scream! Followed by TA! DA!

  21. Cagsil profile image81
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    I won't have a tombstone. Therefore, one will not need be written. tongue

    1. Pcunix profile image91
      Pcunixposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      I'm with Cags. It's the furnace for me.

      But they can pin this sign on me before I go in:

      "He loved to learn and learned to love"

      1. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        I'd like to have "Earnest did not attend his own funeral." written on mine.

        1. boyatdelhi profile image81
          boyatdelhiposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          we'll try to write that

          thanks

  22. Extinct Soul profile image57
    Extinct Soulposted 7 years ago

    "I had an experience. I can't prove and can't explain. But everything I know as a human being tells me it was real.." tongue

  23. someonewhoknows profile image74
    someonewhoknowsposted 7 years ago

    Tell my lawyer to keep my bank account up to date-
    I'll be back.

    P.S. If,you die before then I'll see you in heaven or If,I'm mistaken the other place.

    P.P.S  On second thought.If,the bank goes under I'll see my money sooner than I expected.

  24. raisingme profile image79
    raisingmeposted 7 years ago

    Here in Truth I Lie

  25. Kangaroo_Jase profile image80
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

    "Shhhh, everyone, here he comes..."

  26. brimancandy profile image78
    brimancandyposted 7 years ago

    I just thought of another one.

    Don't look now, but I'm standing right behind you!
    What are you deaf! I said don't look!!!

  27. Denise Handlon profile image90
    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    Gone fishing...

    1. cardelean profile image92
      cardeleanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Do you fish?

      1. Denise Handlon profile image90
        Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol    Up in heaven I can do ANYTHING   !!!!

        1. cardelean profile image92
          cardeleanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          smile

  28. cardelean profile image92
    cardeleanposted 7 years ago

    I'll see you next week.

    1. Denise Handlon profile image90
      Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      oooh, that's scary!   lol

      1. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image56
        Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol, yeah, but you gotta love it

  29. profile image0
    Neville Walkposted 7 years ago

    He has gone to a warmer place.

    1. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image56
      Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  30. Hugh Williamson profile image90
    Hugh Williamsonposted 7 years ago

    I am no longer Agnostic

  31. Gordon G. profile image60
    Gordon G.posted 7 years ago

    Here lies an intuitive thinker

  32. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    Sorry I'm not here. I was late and missed my own death.

  33. weblog profile image55
    weblogposted 7 years ago

    "Sleeping Alone"

  34. profile image0
    Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago

    Please meet us in heaven.
    That's what's on my Dad and Mom's tombstone.

  35. manlypoetryman profile image76
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Don't let the little dash between the years fool ya'! (There was much more to it then that!)

  36. timorous profile image83
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Sorry...I'm Late

    1. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image56
      Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      haha, funny smile

  37. dishyum profile image54
    dishyumposted 7 years ago

    "Step inside to hug me" big_smile

    1. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image56
      Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      love it smile

  38. knolyourself profile image61
    knolyourselfposted 7 years ago

    I got even.

  39. dishyum profile image54
    dishyumposted 7 years ago

    "I was having an out of body experience.."

  40. WebbyAvatar profile image55
    WebbyAvatarposted 7 years ago

    "Intel Inside" big_smile

    1. boyatdelhi profile image81
      boyatdelhiposted 4 years agoin reply to this

      Very interesting

  41. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image56
    Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years ago

    Here Lies . . . Oh My God He's Stood Behind You!!!

  42. WebbyAvatar profile image55
    WebbyAvatarposted 7 years ago

    "Truth lies here"

  43. Chouji-Von-Lycan profile image56
    Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 7 years ago

    thought of another one, "whilst your stood here reading this, I'm Looking Up Your Skirt :p"

  44. blogdigz profile image55
    blogdigzposted 7 years ago

    I was in love with Dracula...

  45. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

    I could have sworn that was a stickā€¦

  46. Midnight Oil profile image78
    Midnight Oilposted 7 years ago

    'See Below' .... wink

  47. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    "Ding Dong Bell"

  48. WebbyAvatar profile image55
    WebbyAvatarposted 7 years ago

    "Welcome Home"

  49. dingdong profile image61
    dingdongposted 7 years ago

    "Better late than never"

  50. iZeko profile image96
    iZekoposted 7 years ago

    "Free worm food!"

 
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