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What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

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boyatdelhiposted 6 years ago
What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
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  donotfearposted 3 years ago in reply to this
  It's better to face your fear and fail than never face your fear at all.
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Bellamieposted 6 years ago
Well done!
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Pearldiverposted 6 years ago
You Toucha My Flowers I Breaka Your Face!
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  thirdmilleniumposted 6 years ago in reply to this
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  Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  
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  Damsoniaposted 4 years ago in reply to this
  rofl
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aka-djposted 6 years ago
will rise again
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  Rajab Nsubugaposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  call me at the nearest booth. Thanks.
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CMHypnoposted 6 years ago
It seemed like a good idea at the time!
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Pearldiverposted 6 years ago
Here Lies a really Bored Old Bastard... Take Me Dancing!
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thirdmilleniumposted 6 years ago
Lemme out, too hot in here
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Pearldiverposted 6 years ago
"If you are passing and you stop here, you will know, if you feel a breeze on your face... that I can See Up Your Dress!"
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prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago
In a man's tombstone it said "Stiff at last" the wifey who was left behind put it there.
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  Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  OMG... That's pretty lame dark horse!
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  prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  it is, LOL
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  thirdmilleniumposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  And, a man left this on his wife's:
  Rigid as ever
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  prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  LOL
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kirstenblogposted 6 years ago
Here lies Jesus Christ
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  CMHypnoposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  You looking for your grave to be a major pigrimage site, Kirsten? Can I have the rights to sell the relics?
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  kirstenblogposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  Sure, what do i care? I am dead, why would I give a toss. I also want to be mummified, shot into space in a rocket, and the carbon in my body turned into a diamond. There you go, typical woman, can't decide!
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  ivanmarginalposted 4 years ago in reply to this
  LOL, I can't bear it.
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cindyvineposted 6 years ago
She definitely lived her life to the fullest.
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boyatdelhiposted 6 years ago
Thanks all for sharing your views
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timorousposted 6 years ago
"Cheer up you people!
Think of it this way...
At least you won't have to put up with ME anymore.. "
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Neville Walkposted 6 years ago
I told you I was ill.
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Mighty Momposted 6 years ago
"And that's all she wrote, folks."
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Hugh Williamsonposted 6 years ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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  brimancandyposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  I like this. I'm just taking a dirt nap. I'll be back!
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Home Girlposted 6 years ago
Lived till 105, enjoyed every minute of it.
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Hugh Askimposted 6 years ago
It's already there, "Do not flush in station."
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Home Girlposted 6 years ago
Okay, how about:
'Don't be in a rush to join me.'
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brimancandyposted 6 years ago
Here lies Brian. He was bored to death! But at least he tried to have a good time!
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  brimancandyposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  I forgot to add that there is a little button on my tombstone. It makesThe woody wood pecker laugh play, followed by the carnival music from Rollercoaster Tycoon, and ends with a minute of silence, followed by a really scary scream! Followed by TA! DA!
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Cagsilposted 6 years ago
I won't have a tombstone. Therefore, one will not need be written.
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  Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  I'm with Cags. It's the furnace for me.
  
  But they can pin this sign on me before I go in:
  
  "He loved to learn and learned to love"
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  earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  I'd like to have "Earnest did not attend his own funeral." written on mine.
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  boyatdelhiposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  we'll try to write that
  
  thanks
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Extinct Soulposted 6 years ago
"I had an experience. I can't prove and can't explain. But everything I know as a human being tells me it was real.."
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someonewhoknowsposted 6 years ago
Tell my lawyer to keep my bank account up to date-
I'll be back.

P.S. If,you die before then I'll see you in heaven or If,I'm mistaken the other place.

P.P.S On second thought.If,the bank goes under I'll see my money sooner than I expected.
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raisingmeposted 6 years ago
Here in Truth I Lie
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Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago
"Shhhh, everyone, here he comes..."
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brimancandyposted 6 years ago
I just thought of another one.

Don't look now, but I'm standing right behind you!
What are you deaf! I said don't look!!!
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Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago
Gone fishing...
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  cardeleanposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  Do you fish?
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  Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  Up in heaven I can do ANYTHING !!!!
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  cardeleanposted 6 years ago in reply to this
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cardeleanposted 6 years ago
I'll see you next week.
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  Denise Handlonposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  oooh, that's scary!
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  Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  lol, yeah, but you gotta love it
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Neville Walkposted 6 years ago
He has gone to a warmer place.
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  Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  lol
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Hugh Williamsonposted 6 years ago
I am no longer Agnostic
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Gordon G.posted 6 years ago
Here lies an intuitive thinker
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earnestshubposted 6 years ago
Sorry I'm not here. I was late and missed my own death.
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weblogposted 6 years ago
"Sleeping Alone"
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Brenda Durhamposted 6 years ago
Please meet us in heaven.
That's what's on my Dad and Mom's tombstone.
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manlypoetrymanposted 6 years ago
Don't let the little dash between the years fool ya'! (There was much more to it then that!)
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timorousposted 6 years ago
Sorry...I'm Late
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  Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  haha, funny
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dishyumposted 6 years ago
"Step inside to hug me"
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  Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 6 years ago in reply to this
  love it
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knolyourselfposted 6 years ago
I got even.
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dishyumposted 6 years ago
"I was having an out of body experience.."
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WebbyAvatarposted 6 years ago
"Intel Inside"
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  boyatdelhiposted 3 years ago in reply to this
  Very interesting
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Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 6 years ago
Here Lies . . . Oh My God He's Stood Behind You!!!
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WebbyAvatarposted 6 years ago
"Truth lies here"
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Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 6 years ago
thought of another one, "whilst your stood here reading this, I'm Looking Up Your Skirt :p"
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blogdigzposted 6 years ago
I was in love with Dracula...
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paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago
I could have sworn that was a stick…
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Midnight Oilposted 6 years ago
'See Below' ....
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dingdongposted 6 years ago
"Ding Dong Bell"
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WebbyAvatarposted 6 years ago
"Welcome Home"
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dingdongposted 6 years ago
"Better late than never"
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iZekoposted 6 years ago
"Free worm food!"
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