What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

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   boyatdelhiposted 14 years ago

   What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

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      donotfearposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      It's better to face your fear and fail than never face your fear at all.

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   Bellamieposted 14 years ago

   Well done!

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   Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

   You Toucha My Flowers I Breaka Your Face!

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      thirdmilleniumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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      Damsoniaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      rofl

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   aka-djposted 14 years ago

   will rise again

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      Rajab Nsubugaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      call me at the nearest booth. Thanks.

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   CMHypnoposted 14 years ago

   It seemed like a good idea at the time!

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   Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

   Here Lies a really Bored Old Bastard... Take Me Dancing!

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   thirdmilleniumposted 14 years ago

   Lemme out, too hot in here

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   Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

   "If you are passing and you stop here, you will know, if you feel a breeze on your face... that I can See Up Your Dress!"

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   prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

   In a man's tombstone it said "Stiff at last" the wifey who was left behind put it there.

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      Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      OMG... That's pretty lame dark horse!

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         prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         it is, LOL

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      thirdmilleniumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And, a man left this on his wife's:
      Rigid as ever

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         prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LOL

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    kirstenblogposted 14 years ago

    Here lies Jesus Christ

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       CMHypnoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You looking for your grave to be a major pigrimage site, Kirsten? Can I have the rights to sell the relics?

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          kirstenblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sure, what do i care? I am dead, why would I give a toss. I also want to be mummified, shot into space in a rocket, and the carbon in my body turned into a diamond. There you go, typical woman, can't decide!

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       ivanmarginalposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       LOL, I can't bear it.

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    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    She definitely lived her life to the fullest.

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    boyatdelhiposted 14 years ago

    Thanks all for sharing your views

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    "Cheer up you people!
    Think of it this way...
    At least you won't have to put up with ME anymore.. "

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    Neville Walkposted 14 years ago

    I told you I was ill.

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    "And that's all she wrote, folks."

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    Hugh Williamsonposted 14 years ago

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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       brimancandyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I like this. I'm just taking a dirt nap. I'll be back!

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    Home Girlposted 14 years ago

    Lived till 105, enjoyed every minute of it.

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    Hugh Askimposted 14 years ago

    It's already there, "Do not flush in station."

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    Home Girlposted 14 years ago

    Okay, how about:
    'Don't be in a rush to join me.'

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    brimancandyposted 14 years ago

    Here lies Brian. He was bored to death! But at least he tried to have a good time!

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       brimancandyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I forgot  to add that there is a little button on my tombstone. It makesThe woody wood pecker laugh play, followed by the carnival music from Rollercoaster Tycoon, and ends with  a minute of silence, followed by a really scary scream! Followed by TA! DA!

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    Cagsilposted 14 years ago

    I won't have a tombstone. Therefore, one will not need be written.

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       Pcunixposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm with Cags. It's the furnace for me.
       
       But they can pin this sign on me before I go in:
       
       "He loved to learn and learned to love"

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          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I'd like to have "Earnest did not attend his own funeral." written on mine.

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             boyatdelhiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             we'll try to write that
             
             thanks

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    Extinct Soulposted 14 years ago

    "I had an experience. I can't prove and can't explain. But everything I know as a human being tells me it was real.."

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    someonewhoknowsposted 14 years ago

    Tell my lawyer to keep my bank account up to date-
    I'll be back.
    
    P.S. If,you die before then I'll see you in heaven or If,I'm mistaken the other place.
    
    P.P.S  On second thought.If,the bank goes under I'll see my money sooner than I expected.

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    raisingmeposted 14 years ago

    Here in Truth I Lie

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago

    "Shhhh, everyone, here he comes..."

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    brimancandyposted 14 years ago

    I just thought of another one.
    
    Don't look now, but I'm standing right behind you!
    What are you deaf! I said don't look!!!

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    Denise Handlonposted 14 years ago

    Gone fishing...

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       cardeleanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Do you fish?

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          Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Up in heaven I can do ANYTHING   !!!!

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             cardeleanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             

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    cardeleanposted 14 years ago

    I'll see you next week.

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       Denise Handlonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oooh, that's scary!   

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          Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol, yeah, but you gotta love it

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    Neville Walkposted 14 years ago

    He has gone to a warmer place.

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       Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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    Hugh Williamsonposted 14 years ago

    I am no longer Agnostic

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    Gordon G.posted 14 years ago

    Here lies an intuitive thinker

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Sorry I'm not here. I was late and missed my own death.

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    weblogposted 14 years ago

    "Sleeping Alone"

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    Brenda Durhamposted 14 years ago

    Please meet us in heaven.
    That's what's on my Dad and Mom's tombstone.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

    Don't let the little dash between the years fool ya'! (There was much more to it then that!)

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Sorry...I'm Late

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       Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       haha, funny

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    dishyumposted 14 years ago

    "Step inside to hug me"

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       Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       love it

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    knolyourselfposted 14 years ago

    I got even.

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    dishyumposted 14 years ago

    "I was having an out of body experience.."

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    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    "Intel Inside"

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       boyatdelhiposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       Very interesting

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    Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 14 years ago

    Here Lies . . . Oh My God He's Stood Behind You!!!

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    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    "Truth lies here"

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    Chouji-Von-Lycanposted 14 years ago

    thought of another one, "whilst your stood here reading this, I'm Looking Up Your Skirt :p"

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    blogdigzposted 14 years ago

    I was in love with Dracula...

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    paradigmsearchposted 14 years ago

    I could have sworn that was a stick…

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    Midnight Oilposted 14 years ago

    'See Below' ....

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    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    "Ding Dong Bell"

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    WebbyAvatarposted 14 years ago

    "Welcome Home"

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    dingdongposted 14 years ago

    "Better late than never"

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    iZekoposted 14 years ago

    "Free worm food!"

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