What is the funniest or oddest question you have ever heard asked?
Somebody at work was watching a video of a show-not sure which one-and the girl asked "What is the name of the boat in the movie Titanic?"
When I worked for my Church at the rectory, I used to get calls the week before Christmas with the following:
- What time is Midnight Mass?
To be fair, we did have an earlier Mass in the evening, so I understand why there was confusion.
My grandson has called me Grandpa ever since he started talking. We live in different states so we're only together once a year for part of the summer. At age 6 1/2 he heard me say that his mother is my daughter. He was flabbergasted and asked
"My mom is your daughter?"
I guess no one ever explained to him just who grandparents are. I'll never forget the expression on his face when he asked "You mean you are my mom's father?"
CJ I went with a Catholic girl from out of town. One Christmas, she was at my house and wanted to go to a midnight mass. I wasn't any religion, so I called the nearest church and asked that very question. The Priest answered the phone and thought I was a prank caller and reamed me out as if I was put up to making the call.
We went to the mass and guess what. The priest, an old cranky guy to start with, got up and chastised the whole congregation for my phone call! Evidently young people in his church had a habit of jerking his chain and he went on how this has to stop. Meanwhile my girlfriend and I only knew he was referencing my phone call and I thought, this is what goes on at Catholic Churches?
Someone on hubpages years back asked "Is a hamburger made of ham".
~thranax~
Fun.y. but in some parts of the world it is made from ham
by Daffy Duck 8 years ago
There are millions of jokes out there. Everyone says they have a great one. What's the funniest one?
by mastergreen 8 years ago
What's the funniest joke you know or ever heard?We all need a little laughter in our lives. So tell a joke, the funniest you have ever heard or known. Spread the laughter wherever you go. Good luck.
by markzissis 12 years ago
Which is the funniest name you've ever heard?
by sanded28 12 years ago
Which is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
by mikicagle 12 years ago
What are the funniest actual names you have ever heard?What are some truly awfully funny names you have ever heard. One of my favorites is Young Boozer. The only rule for answering this question is the name has to belong to a real person, no made up names please!
by tsh 12 years ago
Hi, I'm new here! So I'm curious to know: what is the stupid or just funny song you've ever heard?!To me, nothing can be more stupid than Britney Spears' songs!Period! "1,2,3... Peter, Paul and Mary!" Jesus,what a crap, baby!!!And the most funny song ever has to be Pink Floyd's...
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