Oral Sex in Caveman Times

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   marinealways24posted 15 years ago

   Do you think oral sex was popular in the beginning of man and woman or do you think it is something that evolved over time for us seeking more pleasures and different things to do?

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   weblogposted 15 years ago

   I wish they could have left a message through cave paintings for the world to know...

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol no doubt. That would have been pretty hysterical to see carvings of oral.

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         thekidandblueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         that would make those history shows a lil more interesting
         
         loving the avatar marinealways24

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            marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks. I agree, history channel hasn't evolved yet. lol

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   ralwusposted 15 years ago

   I thought the French invented it. French Cavemen, or their women of the oldest profession.

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol What about the ones before France?

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   Audreveaposted 15 years ago

   Some of them still are cavemen

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol I agree, most of those are in jail or headed to jail.

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   maven101posted 15 years ago

   " Even a caveman can do it..! "

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      Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hi There Larry.... Good to see you're in the groove!

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Perfect timing. I don't think geico has courage to use this one.

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      So why can't Republicans?

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         prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Oh why cant democrats and republicans as well? anybody can do it? Let me be myself, my turn to shine, HEHEHE< morning Ron

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Have you ever seen the wife/girlfriend of a Republican who looks happy?  Ever wonder why?
            
            Good morning pretty one.

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               prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               oh, I will ask the neighbors wife here hehe

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   maven101posted 15 years ago

   Morning guys...Deeds once called me a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal...I'll take that as a compliment...Muff-diving or pearl-diving can be an adventure...

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      marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I will take your word. You sound like an experienced caveman. lol

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      Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Sure... But Don't Take My Name in Vain

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   maven101posted 15 years ago

   Sorry Rob...couldn't resist....

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      Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Oh Don't Be Sorry Mate! Your Wit is Most Welcome in the forums

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   marinealways24posted 15 years ago

   I would like to bring up another question. Um, they likely didn't have the same advances in hygeine as we do today. How much could that have played in?

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      Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      As the paintings confirmed.... There were many ways to use their clubs!

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      maven101posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe that accounts for the high mortality rate in cavemen...

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         prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         death by suffocation or poison?? Hi Maven and hi PD

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            maven101posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            OMG !! From the mouths of Babes....Hi Pretty...

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               prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               nice topic isnt it very early too LOL, I will just read Benton to inspire me today hehehe

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            Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            Hi PDH.... Fancy Meeting You in this thread!

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               prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

               I was about to look at the forum and this is the first topic I read so.....I am very curious too

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                  Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                  Yeah Right The Alternative was 'Yippee.. Beef Stew'

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                     prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                     Hahahaha, and I like to cook beef stew too with hoisin sauce in it

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         marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Outstanding and wrong at the same time.

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   maven101posted 15 years ago

   The secret to a satisfying muff dive is to find the little man in the boat and tease the hell out of him...( I feel a ban coming on ...)

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      thekidandblueposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      nice

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    prettydarkhorseposted 15 years ago

    In history sex and history there have been many drawings in the walls among the ancient people about this kind of lovemaking, it shows that they are into it already, as for hygiene, we dont know about it, but they also use soap from plants etc...

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       marinealways24posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks pd. I think I will try to google ancient oral sex images. lol

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    Tom Cornettposted 15 years ago

    Probably happened first when Grog got kicked in the crotch by a moose and ran home to get his wound licked.  He probably told the other cave men about it and they all started chasing mooses.  They couldn't all find a moose to get kicked by, so they started injuring themselves and lying.
    Soooo....oral sex caused cave men to lie. 

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       Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Isn't it Strange that the outspoken modern moose don't respond that way anymore in the forums?

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    kerrygposted 15 years ago

    Animals have been observed performing oral sex on each other so I think it's safe to assume that early humans did too.

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    fishtiger58posted 15 years ago

    Well now there's a question for ya.

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    lyricsingrayposted 15 years ago

    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee.

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