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   Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

   I'm a winner again please congratulate me I'm getting so much money I really would like to share with all of you my friends here at hubpages... At last count I should have about )601,293.5 millions (601,293,500,000.89) all in USdollars and SterlingPounds and Nigerian what-ya-may-call-it's and HongKong dollars. (plus 89 cents my adsense earnings from last night) I've accumulated all this wealth within the last three months. I assume because I'm so great that I am going to stay the chosen one for a bit longer. As I said before I want to share so leave me a note of how much of this you would like and naturally in what shape or currency you would like it in. I've added this latest e-mail just to show you that I'm serious about this after all Sir Mario Domenico said I was a final recipient             
   regards Zsuzsy Bee
   (I'm just so tired of this s**t e-mail daily)
   
   

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   ProCWposted 15 years ago

   CONGRATULATIONS!! hehe
   
   ProCW

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   Shirley Andersonposted 15 years ago

   I won 6 lotteries today alone, so thanks for the offer Zsuzsy, but I've got money comin' out my ears already!  Didn't get any pesos though, so if you did I wouldn't mind a few million of those.  I'll trade you for some dead guy's goldmine that I apparently inherited.
   
   Oh yeah, and Sympatico wants me to email them my email address and password right away.  I know that because they emailed me. They've warned me now, so I shouldn't go crying to them if my account gets shut down for not doing so.
   
   Is it me, or is there a tidal wave of these things lately?

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry Shirley I'm fresh out of pesos but what can I trade you for that goldmine? You sure the guy is dead?
      I was away for a few hours yesterday when I came home I thought I'd check my e-mail as I'm waiting for one (that didn't come) but my eyes almost dropped out of my head. In 5.5 hours I had received 112 pieces of c**p. It had calmed down a bit over the past months for me but here we go again. Even one from "Mirosoft"  and the best one "Work for Googelworks" (the spelling of both kind of gave them away).
      I don't know what they wanted as obviously I just scrapped them all in one big swoop... I can't help thinking that possibly I've ruined my life for good... I might have been able to buy (what's his name) the 'Mirosoft' guy, out with my inheritances

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         Shirley Andersonposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         LOL, you'd look good sitting behind Bill Gates' desk, Zsuzsy.  Much more attractive, too.
         
         Hmmm, I'm not sure what else could get me to part with that precious, and I'm sure very real goldmine.  I'll have to think about that, but right now $20 sounds good.

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   Bob Ewingposted 15 years ago

   I keep winning but the money never shows up.

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      Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      You sure are a ray of sunshine Bob! You just ruined my day for good I had plans for that 'dough' zs

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      Uninvited Writerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      But that's just because you didn't give them your bank information...

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         compu-smartposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         Congrats Z$u$zy Bee .
         
         I have just given all my bank details, address detail, height size and weight!!
         

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         Bob Ewingposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         ah, well I must remember  to do that next time.

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   Mishaposted 15 years ago

   Those guys are getting sooooo lazy. I remember getting long email like 1000 or 2000 words - and look what I just got:
   
   ATTENTION:
   
   SIR
   
   AFTER OUR QUATERLY AUDIT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S ACCOUNTS LAST FRIDAY,
   WE DISCOVERED YOUR INFORMATIONS AS ONE OF THE CERTIFIED BENEFICIARIES
   OF SOME FUNDS THAT RUN INTO MILLIONS.
   
   ON THE ADVISE OF THE AUDITOR GENERAL, I WAS MANDATED TO VERIFY THE REASONS WHY YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAID . BE ADVISED TO TELL US WHAT THE PROBLEM IS BECAUSE THE PAYING BANKS ARE OF THE OPINION THAT YOU REJECTED ALL THE PROCESSES OF YOUR PAYMENT.
   
   WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU. YOUR REASONS WILL BE TREATED WITH UTMOST
   CONFIDENTIALITY.
   
   THANKS
   
   PROF. DAVID NANA
   
   It wouldn't even qualify for a substandard hub

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   terenceyap07posted 15 years ago

   I must be one of the luckiest people in the world! I've won every single online lottery. And no matter what I don't do, I'm winning a few of these lotteries every single month!
   
   Here's one I recieved in my mail just a few minutes ago:
   
   
   PRICE WINNER NOTICE !!
   
   Attention Winner!!!
   
   Your e-mail address was selected as one of the lucky winner
   of £1,000,000,00 GBP among other 10 lucky winners in our monthly
   draw of the POWER BALL LOTTERY ONLINE AWARD TEAM.
   
   Winning: Ref Nr: PBL/CN/6654/CP
   Winning: coupon No.PBL2348974321
   
   Claims Requirements:
   full name:
   Full Address:
   Age:
   Sex:
   Phone Number:
   Nationality
   Occupation:
   
   Contact Person: Mr Anderson Moore
   
   
    
   
   Regards
   Mrs. Stella Bryan
   (Group Co-ordinator)
   
   
   
   I've been thinking about getting myself one of those secret Swiss Bank Acoounts!
   
   *smiles*

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   ProCWposted 15 years ago

   maybe i should include them in my lottery hubs? haha

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   Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

   I'm glad to see I'm not the only "lucky" winner. I guess with all of you getting your fair share of winnings I with draw my offer of sharing my riches and I'll just become a filthy rich old batty recluse. I'll buy myself a mountain top cabin. zs

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      terenceyap07posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Please remember to invite all of us for your house-warming when you do, my friend!
      
      *smiles*

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   ProCWposted 15 years ago

   Yes, please!

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    shinujohn2008posted 15 years ago

    Hi dear All
    
    I just won the Nokia International Award, when i haven't used a Nokia Phone in my whole life
    
    
    AWARD PRIZE AWARD 2008
    
    CONGRATULATIONS!!
    
    Your email address has just won you the sum of ￡900,000.00 GBP in the
    satellite software email lottery conducted by NOKIA  E-MAIL PROMO
    INTERNATIONAL In which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by software
    powered by the Internet.
    
    Your email address was amongst those chosen in this quarter and you are to
    contact our CLAIMS OFFICER with the informations below for Clearance.
    
    CONTACT NAME: DR TERRY FLOYD.
    
    
    
    I get 20 to 30 mails daily like this,i enjoy reading them.

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       weblogposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I think it is hard to find someone who doesn't get such emails

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

    Terence you bet the party will be at my mountain top all are invited, You too ProCW.
    Shinujohn! Wow, you won the much sought after Nokia awards, you're so lucky I never won that one.
    Weblog! Do I detect a slight bit of envy in your comment? Come on 'fes up. I might be able to put a good word in to the luck-fairy for you just so you can win awards like us. let me know

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    Binnjeamposted 15 years ago

    Unfortunately (:p) I never get any prizes in my inbox. I would love a spare million to play around with

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       How would you like it, unfortunately I'm fresh out of pesos... zs

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          B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I'll take mine in the form of butter tarts! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

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             Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I guessed that the currency at you sanctuary would be buttertarts. What is the now exchange rate does anyone know?

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    guidebabaposted 15 years ago

    I win at least 10-15 such lotteries every week. I don't encash them. I simply put them in the SPAM.

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       patnamohanposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I simply delete, I receive 100 mails daily!!!

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    ripplemakerposted 15 years ago

    Zsuzsy!  Hahaha I just had to laugh at your exasperation!

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You know Michelle, every so often I just need to blow off some steam at the garbage that is floating around. We, the human race have not only polluted the earth, the same is being done to cyber-space now too... all this spam. (Something to ponder: Will it ever overflow?)
       
       I thought we all could use a small little half smile as we shake our head and press delete.
       greetings from a beautifully sunny Canada zs

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    WeddingConsultantposted 15 years ago

    Here's one for kicks and giggles:
    
    UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
    P O Box 1010 Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
    
    ATTENTION: WINNER
    
    
    
    This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of   
    £500,000(Five Hundred Thousand (BritishPounds) held on the 23rd of July, 2008 in London UK.
    
    
    Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:
    
    
    Agents Name: Mr.David williams
    Email:claims_davidwilliams1@live.com
    Tell: +44 702 403 2774
           +44 702 40 32659
    
    
    
    REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
    BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
    TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
    
    
    
    Fill the below:
    1. Name:
    2. Address
    3. Marital Status:
    4. Occupation:
    5. Age:
    6. Sex:
    7. Nationality:
    8. Country of Residence:
    9. Telephone Number:
    
    
    
    Congratulation!!
    Sincerely,
    Mrs.Racheal Gray
    
    What I find interesting is that they inform me I'm a WINNER, but how do they know that if they don't even have any of my information? They ask for my phone number, country, occupation, address and even my NAME, so how can I be a winner if they don't even know who I am? Good stuff.

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Holy-Moly!    "fiduciary agent"  I haven't heard that one yet. Half the time these messages don't even have proper sentences let alone words like fiduciary. I still love my "Mirosoft" awards the best though.
       I hope your family is well, I bet little schnooks is growing like a little weed regards Zsuzsy

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    WeddingConsultantposted 15 years ago

    Or how about this one supposedly from UK:
    
      新しいメールアドレスをお知らせします
    新しいメールアドレス： uknational_2008loterywinings9@yahoo.co.jp
    
    Your email address has won $4.6M from the UK Lottery online draws held this month with your Lucky Number:MX014926583 Contact Mr. Jonathan Ong with your Full Name,Address,Sex/Age,Tel,Occupation,Date of Draw on (ukloterydeliverydept0@yahoo.com.hk)Tel+447045772228 for delivery of your cheque
    
    - UK National Lottery Organisation
    
    Since when has the UK alphabet included symbols?

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    WeddingConsultantposted 15 years ago

    My favorite spam is the one that says I'm the distant relative of some joe schmoe (usually in the UK) and that he had died and left me a large inheritance. Too bad I can't find one of those when I really "need" to so I can post it for some laughs...
    
    Okay, last one just because I'm having too much fun with this:ATTENTION: Beneficiary,
    
    We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, Under the auspices
    of the new civilian Head of State(FRN), held a meeting last week with
    Stake Holders prior to the Call for Justice by the UN, US and other
    International Communities in respect of your Overdue Inheritance Payment.
    On going through files, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated
    so at
    this juncture we apologize for the delay on your payment. Kindly Re-confirm
    your Inheritance/Contract amount to the Federation Auditor General through
    his email thus: senatormax1@yahoo.fr and you will be paid you through a
    Creditable Bank oversea's as a resolution has been passed regarding it by
    this house.
    
    Your's faithfully,
    Senator David Mark.
    
    It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside to learn that "the entire members of the Federal House of Senate" held a meeting just for me. I mean seriously, who else can say that they had some country's congress convene solely on the behalf of their financial benefit?
    
    Now I'm simply waiting for my money to be paid to me through that credible overseas bank.

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'm impressed You're a relative of Joe Schmoe too. My Joe Schmoe is not from the UK bloodline, mine fell off the tree in central Europe somewhere. We might just be distant cousins...zs

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    WeddingConsultantposted 15 years ago

    Thanks for asking zsuzsy yhey're great! The little one is in my lap as I type. She's strongly against me using two hands to type...

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

    I just love how the personal messages always start of with "My name is Mr.Blah-blah" when does anyone introduce themselves as Mr., Miss, Mrs. or Ms.... zs

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    jyuvaposted 15 years ago

    Here is latest one more
    
    ATTN:CONTACT UPS NOW.
    
    Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed during the course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your location, I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $850,000 USD (Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) in cash but I have arranged the money to be delivered to you via UPS DELIVERY COMPANY as I will be out of the country for a 4 Months Course and I will not come back till ending of October 2008.
    
    For your information, I have paid for the delivery Fee, Insurance premium and other charges so contact DHL International Delivery Company now to know when they will deliver your Consignment to you because of the expiring date.
    
    The only money you will send to the UPS DELIVERY COMPANY to deliver your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is $300USD (Three hundred United States Dollars) only being Security Payment/Keeping Fee of UPS DELIVERY COMPANY.
    
    I would have paid that but they declined because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact UPS DELIVERY COMPANY now for the delivery of your package with this information below;
    
    Directors Name: REV.MIKEL LEYDEN
    
    

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That three hundrend in unmarked US dollars is well worth the exchange for what was it $850,000 I bet my answer to you is hitting you in the back end as your rushing out the door to get the cash. There really is a need to hurry you don't want to wait till October as the REV.MIKEL LEYDEN might forget or change his mind and give it to me instead... zs

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          jyuvaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I am on the way

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    WeddingConsultantposted 15 years ago

    haha thanks for the chuckle!

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    jyuvaposted 15 years ago

    I won BMW 5 Series also
    Attn: Winner,
    You won the sum of £750,000.00 GBP and BMW 5 Series Car in
    the BMW promotion Seasonal E-mail Programme Award,please contact the
    claims officer with your:Names..,Tel....Sex...Age..Occupation Nationality
    
    Regards,
    Mr.Thomas Hooper
    
    

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       They didn't ask for your hat and shoe size... don't bother that's a bogus claim. I'm so sorry to be the bad news fairy...

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    WeddingConsultantposted 15 years ago

    Yeah the way I tell if it's a hoax or not is dependent upon whether they ask for my social security number.
    
    If they ask for the SSN it's legit.
    If they don't ask for the SSN it's fraudulent, because how could they award the prize without your social?

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    ripplemakerposted 15 years ago

    HI Zsuzsy, I woke up at 2 am groan.  Anyhow ended up tinkering with the school's website.  Yes its pretty okay to let off steam every now and then.  I was smiling at you with the I won I won I won I won I won I won I won thingy...and I could imagine delete delete delete delete delete delete delete delete going on too...   I do that sometimes...just the entire folder and wham! goodbye...no more messages for me.
    
    Its 4 am...maybe I should try going back to sleep.  Take care...

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    torino70posted 15 years ago

    If you guys decide to throw any of your winnings away , ill take them so you dont have to

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       What currency would you like these winnings to be in?

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    torino70posted 15 years ago

    u.s.  dollars. pretty and green

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    topstuffposted 15 years ago

    You asked for congratulations and none has given yet.Okay accept  from me,you deserve it.Remember Misha also

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    listenupposted 15 years ago

    Hi Zbee
    I too have been winning all kinds of major money prizes, pulitzers and stuff like that. I had to get a uhaul trailer to get it all home and then put it in my garage. I do appreciate your kindness and if there was anymore room in my (now filled with green backs) garage, I would take some of that off your hands. Thanks!

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You are just so kind. Very nice of you to offer help.
       kindest regards Zsuzsy

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    GK16posted 15 years ago

    My email account has been approved for a lump sum pay out of  US$1,000.000,00 (One Million United States Dollar Only). Time for an eparty

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Cool an eparty I've never been to one of those before. I'll bring some 'spam' for a snack and some punch (for the spammers)zs

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       guidebabaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Great . Can we get a Beer Party from you now. !!

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    GK16posted 15 years ago

    We can have a spam party . I have 423 unread emails in my spam folder. You all can have a good time reading them

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    Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years ago

    Branch Accountant,
    UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA,
    Lagos Nigeria,
    
    
    Attention Mr. /Mrs.
    
    I am an Accountant with UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA formerly known as the STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC,My name is Mr. Lauren David,  a Banker I am the Personal Account Manager to Engineer Michael of your country, who used to work with shell Development company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client On 6th may 2002, my client, his wife, and their three children were involved in a plane crash along kano state,en-route Abuja (The Capital City).All occupants of the plane member lost their lives. Unfortunately on this same flight were other dignitaries like the Nigerian Sports Minister and a host of others. The following websites could be referenced:
    
    
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1968616.stm
    http://www.usafricaonline.com/ngrkanocrash.html
    http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/2002 … 51500.html
    http://www.hinduonnet.com/2002/05/05/st … 70101.html
    
    
    Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.
    
    
    I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they Get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged, particularly the UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA formerly known as the STANDARD TRUSTBANK PLC. Where the deceased had an account Valued at about ($15 Million US Dollars)has Issued me a notice to provide the next of kin. Or have the accountconfiscated within the next ten official working days.
    
    
    Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 to 3years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since youhave the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($15 Million US Dollars) can be paid to you and then you and me Can share the money.40% to me and 55% to you. 5% will set aside for defrayal of any expenses that may be incurred locally and internationally in course of the transfer.
    
    
    An attorney will be contracted to help us revalidated and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.
    
    
    All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. You can reply me at: accountantlaurendavid@hotmail.com
    
    
    Best Regard
    Mr. Lauren David
    
    
    Apparently I lost another branch off my family tree. Poor Engineer Michael...

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    RUTHIE17posted 15 years ago

    ZB--and everyone else--
    
    "Even one from "Mirosoft"  as per Zsuzsy's first post.
    
    Got a warning in yesterday not to open anything from Microsoft.  It has a whopper of a virus in it that, as of 8-8-08, has no cure.
    
    Careful all, opening this stuff is really dangerous!  Just hit the delete button instead! 

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       Zsuzsy Beeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks for the warning Ruthie! You're absolutely right this kind of c**p shouldn't be opened. I had some dealings, a while back, with some branch of Microsoft, it sure would have been easy enough to open anything with their name on.  (Mirosoft the spelling alone told me what it would be)
       Have a super duper day and kindest regards Zsuzsy

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