Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Batman?

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  1. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    I would have to take Batman. There just is no denying the caped crusader!  big_smile

    http://www.popcultureshock.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/050728-Batman0.jpg

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well Jesus can take a beating and keep on going.  Batman on the other hand could get impaled and that would be it.  Lucky for Batman, Jesus wouldn't lift a finger so....

      It would have to be draw. A stalemate.

      1. terced ojos profile image61
        terced ojosposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Jesus wouldn't fight Batman.

        Batman has a chronic psychotic belief that he's "Batman"

        Jesus would heal "Batman" of this disorder and you would find Bruce Wayne sitting at the feet of Jesus in his right mind thanking Jesus for healing him.

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol smile lol lol

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      Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      well first of all, you have to consider the fact that jesus was proven to be a real person, believe it or not. However, if he's truly the messiah described in biblical texts is a different story, as that's up to your own interpretation.  As for batman, he's not even freaking real to begin with. 

      However, if we're going off the assumption that batman is a real person and happens to somehow miraculously meet jesus.  this would depend again on what you think jesus is.  If he's just another man, then obviously batman would kill him.  If jesus is the son of god and has the powers described in biblical texts, then batman wouldn't stand a chance since he has no powers.  anyway, that's my take on it as it depends on  what you choose to believe.  although i know that's not a direct answer, but i'd rather not say who i would pick to win, as i know how uber sensitive you people are when it comes to religious views.  therefore, this response will just have to suffice.

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I like your answer.

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    ryankettposted 14 years ago

    I'm not so sure that batman would want to fight jesus... well, I suppose that the dark knight would.

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Batman would kick Jesus' butt!

  3. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Batman - the Americans always win smile

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Apart from Vietnam, Korea, the first five wars against the British before bringing in the Spanish and French, and arguably all three of the Seminole wars hmm not to mention the current war in Afghanistan, where there will never be a 'winner' as the objective isn't clear and they are effectively fighting for a democracy which is simply run by another faction of the taliban.... Unless.... you are talking about the movies? Yes, they always win in the movies...

      1. Padrino profile image61
        Padrinoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        "the first five wars against the British"

        What 5 wars were those?

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          ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry, I meant the first five attempts to force the British out of the states... before the Spanish declared war on the British in 1779, I guess that this can be considered a collective 'war', although it could be argued that a new war had started at that point. I suppose that you lot were the eventual 'winners' so you could write that history however you wish, although the only real losers were Native Americans of course.... since they supported British plans for an Indian nation and are instead still persecuted and oppressed in filty slums as a result. Perhaps it could still be time for you to form that Indian nation? I believe it stretched from Ohio to Wisconsin, maybe they could call it 'America'?

          1. Padrino profile image61
            Padrinoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            In my History classes we were taught that the British had the best Army in the world, so I guess it might take a little while and some help to remove their presence from America!

            Of course, we did win the war and the history was written by us. The British could have actually been scrubs, I don't know.

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              ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I'm sure that we did have the best army in the world, but it was fought on your soil, there are certain logistical problems. I mean, in those days they didn't even understand that eating vegetables stopped everybody from getting scurvy on the boats lol It could all have been avoided of course, if we had afforded those based in America the same rights as those based in the UK... instead we just stole the natural resources. The result of losing was our attentions being turned to India of course, which we colonised next... then dozens of French Islands.... New Zealand... I guess that we are just walking over countries together now, Afghanistan and Iraq are just another form of colonisation of course.

              1. Padrino profile image61
                Padrinoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Technically it was the Kings therefore British soil, was it not? Otherwise we wouldn't have been fighting.

            2. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Stop drinking! we are talking about Batman and Jesus. Not the revolutionary war!

      2. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You are so far out of topic! yikes

        Shame, Shame yikes

  4. sunforged profile image70
    sunforgedposted 14 years ago

    considering a middle easterner born  approx 2043 years ago was probably around 5'4" - I dont imagine it would be much of a contest.

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well Batman is 6" 2", that certainly does give him a big reach advantage!

      1. thisisoli profile image71
        thisisoliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Small guys move fast though!

        1. earnestshub profile image81
          earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yeh, but they do need to be alive! smile

          1. Hokey profile image61
            Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Good question! I will ponder this one.  big_smile

    2. mythbuster profile image71
      mythbusterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      perhaps if the middle easterner were given a cape?

      smile

  5. thisisoli profile image71
    thisisoliposted 14 years ago

    Welcome back Irish! Not seen you around in a while.

    Have to go with batman on this one!

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

  6. sunforged profile image70
    sunforgedposted 14 years ago

    also "turn the other cheek" isnt really a strong martial concept. But, on the other hand, he isnt likely to stay down.

    Eventually, batman will get tired.

    Is it one on one or does Big J get to bring his followers into the mix?

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      ryankettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Does Batman get Michael Caine and the Batmobile?

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Of course!

    2. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Its one on one! No disciples! yikes

  7. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    If the fight is held in the middle of a lake, the edge goes to J-dog.

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe. Good point!

  8. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    hello - thisisoli - I have been busy - I have published 4 chapters of my auto -bio on my hubs and 3 chapters of my book on the IRA - so little time to get chatting smile ryankett - I can only go by the movies and the Americans always win - I just cant see a lightweight guy in sandles beating Batman smile

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Good man!

  9. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I assume that Batman would have to travel to the Holy land as a dark skinned guy in robes and sandles - and sporting a beard and bible would not get through airport security - surely he would be on Home Land Security 'to watch list' smile

    1. Padrino profile image61
      Padrinoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      He could wear a cowboy hat and speak Spanish and waltz right on in!

      Jesus could learn Spanish pretty quick.

  10. Rafini profile image82
    Rafiniposted 14 years ago

    Huh.  Excuse me?  Superman would win cuz Superman is better than Batman!  lol

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Rafini we are talking about batman. We will talk about superman later. big_smile

      1. Rafini profile image82
        Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        sorry, couldn't help it, love superman, batman is okay but robin was way cuter, sorry, superman rules....big_smile

        (gosh, can't believe I'm even discussing this!! lol)

  11. alternate poet profile image68
    alternate poetposted 14 years ago

    I reckon Jesus would nail it !  Batman fights like a girl.

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Doesnt look girly to me!   big_smile

      http://www.playworksonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/batman_arkham_asylum_screen.jpg

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    Jesus would refuse to fight, so batman, would shake hands and walk away, almost converted

  13. earnestshub profile image81
    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Blah blah blah ba blah ba blahba Splatman!

  14. Disturbia profile image62
    Disturbiaposted 14 years ago

    I'm thinking it would be Jesus hands down, however, it's not likely he would even fight, since peace and love were his thing,
    but any guy who can walk on water, turn water into wine, and feed a gazillion people with a few loaves of bread and some fish, has got to be able to send batman to another planet.

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      But Jesus is just flesh. Susceptible to all Batmans gadgets and weapons.

      1. Disturbia profile image62
        Disturbiaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        But Jesus can make miracles happen so he doesn't need gadgets and weapons.

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I have never seen jesus do any miracles. I have seen batman kick butt!

  15. lender3212000 profile image61
    lender3212000posted 14 years ago

    Man, I bet Dana White would love to get his hands on that card!

  16. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Looks like Jesus is getting ready for the throwdown.

    http://www.runswithscissors.info/images/funny/funny_jesus_9.gif

  17. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Yup! Definately in training.

    http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/Jesus_halo_awesome_funny_jesus.jpg

  18. Jeff Berndt profile image73
    Jeff Berndtposted 14 years ago

    Short run? Batman. Jesus doesn't believe in fighting. He'd run out of cheeks pretty quick.

    Long run? Jesus. Batman will eventually die, and probably won't have the mojo to come back from the dead.

    Nothing says victory like outliving your enemies. smile

    1. Disturbia profile image62
      Disturbiaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Awesome point!

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    Audreveaposted 14 years ago

    Why would Jesus have anything against Batman?  Batman does a great job!

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Just hypothetical fun! big_smile

    2. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      He is called "The Dark Knight"......and he has horns.

  20. Rod Marsden profile image68
    Rod Marsdenposted 14 years ago

    Are we saying that they are both fictional characters?

    Well the bible has sold better than the batman comic books though we must concede that the bible has had a longer run. Also the bible has been translated into more languages. What's more you will find more images of Jesus around than you will find of The Batman. So there you have it.

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Just for this thread yes. smile

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    Tom Maitlandposted 13 years ago

    Absolutely Batman. They always say evil beats good right? I figure though, Batman is an evil looking good guy - so that's invincible!

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I totally agree!

  22. SpanStar profile image61
    SpanStarposted 13 years ago

    I guess it's safe to employ condemation regarding Christian Religion since if one tried it with other religious group they'd be receiving death threats.

 
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