How Elvis really died...'the latest.'

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   Apparently there are new reports that the King died of complications from chronic constipation.  It's well known that he was abusing prescription drugs in his later years and on stage appeared extremely bloated.  These drugs are notorious for such side effects and they do wreak havoc with the system.
   Poor man.

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      deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It would explain why he was on the toilet.

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      goldenpathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I knew it!  I knew he kicked the bucket while trying to play battleship on the porcelain throne....  I knew it! 

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   ..caught in a trap... and it can't get out....

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      deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      We can't go on together.. with constipatious sighs..
      And we can't build our dreams.. on bloated alibis..

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         So if an old sandwich and jello
         Doesn't drop out to say hello
         Would I still see the anguish between your thighs?

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            deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Here we go again
            Lookin' for what I've eaten
            If you can feel these strains are real you know
            I'm tryin..

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               i checked and there are about 20 or so Elvis songs that we coul play with in this regard lol

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                  deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I was saving the last verse for ya.
                  
                  Okay, I'll finish it.
                  
                  ......
                  
                  Okay I can't do it. It'd be funny, but I guess it really devolves into some seriously inappropriate humor.

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                  Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Just the titles of some of his songs alone!!!..
                  
                  A Little Bit Of Green
                  A Little Less Conversation
                  Almost
                  Any Day Now
                  A Big Hunk O' Love
                  A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW
                  DOIN' THE BEST I CAN
                  DONCHA' THINK IT'S TIME
                  BEYOND THE BEND
                  BITTER THEY ARE, HARDER THEY FALL
                  DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
                  DOWN IN THE ALLEY
                  BLUE MOON
                  DARK MOON
                  BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER
                  DIRTY, DIRTY FEELING
                  DO NOT DISTURB
                  CLEAN UP YOUR OWN BACKYARD
                  I FEEL SO BAD
                  I GOT A FEELIN' IN MY BODY
                  I JUST CAN'T MAKE IT BY MYSELF
                  I SHALL BE RELEASED
                  I SHALL NOT BE MOVED
                  I WANT TO BE FREE
                  I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO
                  I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT DOWN AND CRY
                  I'M MOVIN' ON
                  INHERIT THE WIND
                  IT AIN'T NO BIG THING (BUT IT'S GROWING)
                  IT HURTS ME
                  IT KEEPS RIGHT ON A-HURTIN'
                  IT WON'T BE LONG
                  IT'S A MATTER OF TIME
                  IT'S BEEN SO LONG DARLING
                  IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
                  IT'S NOW OR NEVER
                  IT'S STILL HERE
                  IT'S YOUR BABY, YOU ROCK IT
                  LOVE COMING DOWN
                  NEVER ENDING
                  PARALYZED
                  RELAX
                  RELEASE ME
                  SHOUT IT OUT
                  SLOWLY BUT SURELY
                  SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR
                  SOFTLY, AS I LEAVE YOU
                  SOMEBODY BIGGER THAN YOU AND I
                  WE'RE OMING IN LOADED
                  WHEN MY BUE MOON TURNS TO GOLD AGAIN
                  WHY ME, LORD
                  YOU GAVE ME A MOUNTAIN

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                     deosfluviatilisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Yeah that's all quite funny enough on its own. I cracked up reading that list. Almost makes me believe in fate, or precognition.
                     
                     Too funny.

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   stephensaldanaposted 13 years ago

   This is what everyone know.. Nothing new about this.. He died an unnatural death... no one knows the reason why?

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      True, but so many people are fascinated by every detail of his life and death, you know...

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   

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   manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

   Hello lorlie! Well...the good folks in Memphis say that the King died on the thrown. No disrespect to him... _hit just happens! But...what you state about the drugs...and and the fact that he was out of shape and had played a basketball game earlier that night...and the physical strain of the...you know...moment...collaborated together...as I heard it from more than one local...who had heard it from a friend of a friend...who happened to be a coroner. Anyways...that's how I heard it told in Memphis.
   
   That being said...as a real bad way to go...Elvis was a legendary performer...that other performers marveled at (still do)...and that still out sells many famous current artists! I know I surely enjoy much of his music.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   Well bless my soul, what's wrong with me? I'm itching like a bug on a fuzzy tree - my friends say I'm actin' white as a bug!
   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqsX7xQWRoU
   
   and he was all shook up, I guess. 

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   passed through Memphis a few years ago and of course had to make a stop to see Graceland - not all the tourist stuff - just took a pic in front of the gates to graceland on a motorbike - security guards coming along to escort us out of the way are in the pic too!  stopped by (forget the name of the place) where he did his early recordings.  the area was getting really busy with elvis fans because it was within a few days of the anniversary of his death.

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   barryrutherfordposted 13 years ago

   You mean he really is dead...oo'h my god ! 

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      manlypoetrymanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Breathe
      
      Now that's funny...I don't care who you are...that there is funny! (Larry, the Cable Guy)

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Rest in peace my friend, rest in peace..
      
      

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         you're too much greek guy! LOL (had to check which forum it was)

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      Buck Steinerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Well, yes and no, he had a heart attack and was pronounced dead, but when he was taken to the morgue a vampire attendant noticed he had a pulse and turned him!
      
      But since his system was so polluted with drugs the turn didn't work out too well, he seems to prefer cats blood over human blood!
      
      It also explains all the sightings...

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   susanlangposted 13 years ago

   lorie6 hi! I think Elvis's death has been well reported over the years, his voice touched many follower's and melted hearts everywhere. It's a shame he died prematurely, he was loved and now missed by many. I believe his daughter and his astate will keep his music alive for a long time to come. Thank you for posting this forum... I'm one who enjoyed his music

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    susanlangposted 13 years ago

    I do miss his live concerts too

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    Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    okay, wait a minute.  you mean to say - constipation can kill?  its the unknown killer!!  lol
    
    
    (sorry, news to me! )
    
    
    
    
    
    Loved Elvis though, he was too georgeous.

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       Ohmaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       
       I will second that!

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