Addicts helping Addicts
- Wendi Mposted 14 years ago
0 - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
damn ping
and for denno here's a thing;
Questions
Why did God invent women????
Because he couldn't teach sheep to type!
Because sheep can't cook.
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Why then are there so many sheep in Wales?
Because God couldn't teach the Welsh to read.
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Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
A Virgin Sheep.
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Whats the second fastest thing in Wales?
The virgin sheep's shepherd.
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What do the welsh call a flock of sheep?
A Harem/Girl Friends/a good time etc....
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Why do men marry women?
Because sheep can't cook!
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What do you call a Welshman with more than one sheep?
A bigamist.
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What do you call a Welshman with 500 girl friends?
A Shepherd.
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Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
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Why are Border Collies so quick on their feet?
They've seen what happens to slow sheep.
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Why do so many Welshmen marry English women?
Because sheep can't fetch beer from the fridge.
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Why don't Scots count sheep to fall asleep?
Because they want to sleep, not have a wet dream.
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What do you call an Irishman with a sheep under his arm?
A pimp.
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Why did God create women ?
To give the sheep a rest.
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What do you call an Irishman with sheep under one arm, and a goat under the other?
A bisexual.
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Why do Australian like sheep so much?
Because kangaroos are just too damn fast!
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What's the most common excuse used by American sheep farmers?
I was just helping this sheep over the fence. Honest!
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Why do kangeroos jump so high?
They have seen what happen to the sheep.
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Why do Australians screw sheep?
For the shear pleasure of it.
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a Kangaroo
A wooly jumper
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Where do you get virgin wool?
Ugly Sheep
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
pee
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
May everyone have a fun and safe sober day
laughing permitted and endorsed - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
there's another glitch
: - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
nope I'm completely in the dark here-don't know if this is posting or not - last page I can access is previous - if you can read this please try link ing onto this post and writing something-see if that works,thanks
ps- thinking of opening pee and poop forum forshepp and she's - Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Nope then neither, Im really afraid and stuck back here
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
But all alone again
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
That's a good size mouth mate
yeah...quite a mouthful no?
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
I have fun speaking and singing to myself, except i can't hear myself and it's really weird how the two are opposite yet work together
How pleasurable time can be in moments of silence to reflect on one's thoughts and even dreams. I myself am most creative WHEN IM RIDING SOME 200 POUND COWBOY FULL OF WHISKEY AND BLOW TELLING ME TO SPANK HIS ASS WHILE HE SUCKS MY TOES then to meditate and think of new Haiku, what a world, I am blessed.
Bless everyone, bless - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Nope can't see this but it won't let me view past page 66 - do you know what I sheep doo?
Seriously though - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
help me somebody - stuck on page 66 and I'm pissed - ooo better pee quick while no one's around
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
You stood me up smelly ball - oh wait you can't
Smelly ball???
- Wendi Mposted 14 years ago0
Wendi come congratulate e with a comment on my 10000 page view thread - hurry before it disappears
PleaseHurry
Wendi you still havn't congratulated me in my special lyricsingray 10000 views thread - I'm seriously hurt and needing some people so I don't look so much like a loser - help another addict - this is what it's all about already! Geez
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Well, it's good to see everybody again
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
This thread will not go down I say - it will not
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
I was born a loser and yes, once again, I am aware I am talking with no one.
i love it when u talk to urself...! never stop
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Hmm, I'm noone? That's okay, you know what they say: Noone is perfect.
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Wow! That's a lot to get in one night.
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
That was dumb. I said nothing.
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Hello everyone
Glad your here!
Kimberly - Wendi Mposted 14 years ago0
Hey Wendi...Even though you posted 2 hrs. ago, I'm HEEERREE!!
I left for four days for my son's graduation-I think we chatted about it.
Anyhoo, it was awesome and he and his GF live here with us now, so there's an adjustment period ensuing, to put it mildly. I mean, we do all get along, but here we are as 4 adults living under the same roof with a combined total of 17 creatures. Yes, now I remember that I told you about the caged snake-"Rex."
But I definitely don't want this forum to die!!!!
I think folks come and go, just as addictions do...sort of...I think I've lost some of my mind with all the commotion here in my home, so please have pity on poor, poor me.- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Hey gals, miss you tons how's life?
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
oh, you were here 12 hours ago
: - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
I'm here with you lorlie just a little behind if you know what I mean - how you doing girl?
- Wendi Mposted 14 years ago0
Good morning, Wendi-I am home from Sacramento with the entire crew, though my stoned son left one of our doors open and I lost my oldest cat, Rocky. I just love stoned people these days...
( GRRR. But all in all, everything is surprisingly smooth considering this now bulging household!
Hope we write at the same time one day...
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- Wendi Mposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Hey girls am I too late? What's going on?
com on com on
my timing is so off: - Wendi Mposted 14 years ago0
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