Addicts helping Addicts
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago
0Next time is due I want 7:15 and you loser #2?
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Why do men become smarter during foreplay?
They're plugged into a genius
pee - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Oh no, here they come;
Why do men masturbate?
It's sex with someone they love
: - Denno66posted 14 years ago0
I'm sayin 7:30
but you raised me 15 so i get 730 and you get 745 duh like math is hard or something dude
feeling as warm now?:
hey, do you count humans to fall asleep at night?
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Why is men's urine yellow and their sperm white?
So he can tell if he's coming or going
Badada....
pee - Denno66posted 14 years ago0
I swear that time I really did piss myself I swear-your hilarious
I'm not saying it cause I just did it
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Strangely enough, I'm honored.......
sheep get honored, strange?
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
I'm liking my new timeslot
Why she called you didn't she?
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
My other forum has 5841 posts - I'm the coolest
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Is it weird that no one else comes here?Meanwhile they're all drinking and smoking crack when hubbing
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
don't you poop on me
Shit only 12 minutes left - this thread sucks except for us and we're the coolest any way
pee poop da doop
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Nobody knows,it hasn't happened yet - Denno66posted 14 years ago0
pretty crude but i'm sitting in my own urine and i'm human-how grose is that? At least I hope it's mine
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
eewww now definitely my own
pee
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
damnit 3 minutes
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
tick tick tick.......Boom! nah, ...poop, really.
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
people should be flying in here seeing our names on that forum list - maybe they're scared of not being cool enough
i understand that - Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Ooooh, you're the gift that keeps on giving huh?
hilarious
And I'm dry, too
but you smell like poop from your own hoof-probably not your own poop
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
I'll go get you a kiddie pool
your killing me , but let's just wait until 13 minutes from now
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
so sorry less than a minute
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
and this one time, at bandcamp...
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
did you baaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh out or what?
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
times up
couldn't take it huh?happy pee
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Did you leave me here to be a loser alone?
OK GOOD LORD, you two! What ARE you talking about???
Damn, I wish I could join in, but I have to clean the damned house. I certainly wouldn't want YOU guys over to help!!!
sure, is that what we're calling it these days?
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Well, folks Im off to TV land. Take care all!
L
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Off to Hub - maybe post tonight-what a relief that would be
Until later, and yes, I am aware I am speaking with no one,
xo BOO!
I need sleeps though, so get that hub finished, no excuses for slacking off in here!
xJen, my girl, I don't even pray for me but check this out - I'm 43 and self mutilated from the age of 15 to 41. I didn't want to stop and I'm a heroin and cocaine addict but that didn't even compare to the relief cutting gave me. Congrats on a year, those who don't understand, who cares, I know what that is taking to maintain. I have no real obvious scars either. Like you always where nobody would see or some damn good excuses for sure. I still won't wear summer clothing to model my slash marks. For me cutting was the best pain reliever because I could control it. Depending how bad the emotional pain was I could compare it to something tangible, something I could see, and the blood validated my pain. We get good at knowing how far to take it (most of the time)
Here's what saved my life and rather than read about it here, read it privately and please email my profile page with any questions. I haven't stuck a needle in my arm, cut myself, opened skin in 2 years and that's a friggin miracle, only you would get that-here's my Hub - it's so cool -they're treating our disorder with this in England with 80% success rate and minimal cravings on top of that. I hear ya girl, trust me, while I really do miss it I'm glad to not to have to hide all those hours anymore for all those"better" people;
http://hubpages.com/hub/Henna-and-self- … -Reduction
Keep going OK and please email me we can do the "well I............" joking, sorry not that kinda chick. But do reach out to someone who gets it OKAY? Your not alone bonehead I am really kidding, watch next 5 minutes, Kimberly your banned from your own forum for comic book behavior. Iam who Iam as you are who you are. Embrace that. Enough serious-you said yourself you were drawn here for a reason - ya to meet a psychopath!
And, no I am afraid I cannot pray for you tonight. lol
ps-i typed this so fast I just hope between typos and spelling you can read the damn thing.
xo and all that stuff
I do hope so my dear
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
where's Denno, I have to pee
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
now i still can't sleep 4:49am thu
:
sigh. - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Good Morning, have to rush, gunna pee but I'm out for a good part of the day but before I go,
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Drug addict bear
A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer.
The bar tender told the bear that they don't serve bear's at this bar.
The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a good mood so if he didn't get a beer he would eat one of his patrons.
The bartender refused so the bear ate this beautiful blond in the corner and walked back to the bar and said that if he didn't get a beer he'd eat another patron.
The bar tender told him that they never serve drug addicts in this bar.
The bear says "Drug addict?... What are you talking about?" The bartender says "That was a
bar-bitch-you-ate. - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Apparently....
- Wendi Mposted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
Now I can yell: Echo...echo...echo...
what? I can't hear you mate huh?
:
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
best poop spot is here
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
- lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
Everyone loves Sheep. It probably stems from the fact that as lambs they are among the most cuddly and the softest creatures you can imagine, and as adults they seem to be the most docile and harmless creatures you will ever meet up with. They even sound human with their little cries giving them the name (certainly in Ireland) of Baa Lambs. And who, when witnessing lambs who have been separated from their mothers can fail be moved by the bleating cries of both mother and lamb as they seek each other among the flock or among the rocks and the heather of the mountainside.
In rural Ireland Pet Lambs are a wonderful phenomenon. Lambs that have been orphaned or inexplicably abandoned by the mother sheep will be raised by the children of the house with a baby's feeding bottle of milk. Some enterprising children collect pet lambs from local sheep farmers who do not have time to feed them. It is not unusual to find such children with three of four Pet Lambs to feed several times a day. - lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago0
To some people, a sheep is a sheep is a sheep! But the experienced eye can identify several different types of sheep in Ireland and many specialist breeds. Different breeds are suited to different areas and sometimes sheep breeders of a particular district will have a favourite breed that has proven its worth in that area. Sheep are judged by their ability to survive, their ability to produce lambs, their ability to produce wool and, ultimately, their suitability for the table.
- Denno66posted 14 years ago0
You are a Sheepologist are you?
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