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    Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

    So I went in today to the doc's to get the lovely pap smear. All women love it! lol

    N-e-ways now I have to go in and get my pelvic examined, meaing an ultrasound because the doc felt that my left side was a bit fuller than the right. Great! Now I have to worry about something going on down there...made the appointment for next Tuesday. And dang you have to drink lots of water an hour before going in...the bad part is YOU CAN"T USE THE BATHROOM. sad lol ooo I'm gonna be doing the potty dance big time!

    I just want to get it over with and find out that it's nothing!

    1. IzzyM profile image88
      IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It's worse having to drink all that water when you are pregnant because its even harder to keep it in!
      Seriously, try and relax over the whole thing if you can. Better safe than sorry and here's hoping it turns out to be nothing.

      1. WriteAngled profile image77
        WriteAngledposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Ha! I had that done to me when I was pregnant. Had to sit in the waiting room with a BIG jug of water and tell them when I finished. I did, but there was a delay and I had to wait even longer. When I started whimpering quietly, I was told I could go to the loo, but only let a tiny bit out. Yeah, right! Finally, I go in to the doctor. So there he is, stroking the probe all over, which makes me even more desperate for the loo. Midway, the phone rings and the evil man answers it and has a long conversation, aaarrrghhhh.

        Anyway, hope it all goes well for you Crazd.

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image66
          TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Did you piss on him? You should have. wink ALLL over him...While he was on the phone, ideally. Talk about rude and unprofessional.

          1. WriteAngled profile image77
            WriteAngledposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            That happened when I was living in Zagreb. Very different doctor-patient relationship to what I was used to before.

            1. TheGlassSpider profile image66
              TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

              So you didn't piss on him, then? wink smile Ah well.

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ive had so many of these. Its just a precaution. It is uncomfortable, but you'll be ok. Its good your getting in so quickly. left side fuller..could be swollen, (it can get...bumped..) could be cysts..wich I have. They go away. Could be nothing at all, but the doctor is being overly cautious. Wich is wayyy better than ignoring something. try not to panic. Ill be thinking of you girly.

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    Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

    Oh great thanks for that Izzy...not gonna get pregnant now lol just kidding.

    and yea definitely better to be safe than sorry. But to relax? hmm I'll have to work on that one big_smile

  3. Paradise7 profile image72
    Paradise7posted 13 years ago

    Crazd, those doctors enjoy torturing us, I'm sure.  The sight of the stirrups is enough to give me the willies...the whole thing looks just a little bit like a medieval torture device...but what really happens isn't so bad.

    It's just a little...um, intrusive, then you find out you are FINE, and you don't have to worry any more.

    The ultrasound itself is absolutely not invasive or uncomfortable.  It's almost like a pleasant massage.

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    Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

    Yea but on thing Paradise..I hate massages and I hate ppl touching me like that except for hubby. I'm really weird and touch me not for the most part big_smile

    and yea I have to agree. Does look like a medieval torture device. you KNOW a guy made that lol

    1. Paradise7 profile image72
      Paradise7posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It certainly WASN'T a woman.  She might put designer shoes on the stirrups, or something...anything to make it less like the Iron Maiden.

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        Crazdwriterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        HAHAHAHA I could see that too...the stirrups with some nice shoes to take away some of the discomfort lol

  5. Dale Mazurek profile image62
    Dale Mazurekposted 13 years ago

    Okay, I am officially changing your name to Just A Plain Crazy Chick

    I cant believe you come on here and talk about your pap smear lol

    What floors me is you will go for a pap smear but you wont go fishing, jeez girl you need to get your priorities straight.

    Next thing you will be picking the dentist over a romantic evening with hubbie.

    All kidding aside my friend dont worry, even if there was a problem I cant see anything that could beat you up except maybe a fishing rod  lol.



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      Crazdwriterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol lol Oh Dale you crack me up! and hell no on the dentist! I hate the detist big_smile

      and yep pap smear over fishing any day HAHAHAH

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    pinkyleeposted 13 years ago

    im so sorry CW hope everything is ok... i was supposed to go for the same thins in 2007 but i never went lol didnt have the money for it... i know what must be goin through your mind ... **HUGS**

  7. SandyMcCollum profile image63
    SandyMcCollumposted 13 years ago

    It's scary, why can't they make those the same day so you can just get it over with? It won't be so bad, but good luck and well wishes! Let's hope you had bad gas that day or something...

    Dale, lmao! She won't go fishing? Omg she IS crazy.... ;-)

  8. TheGlassSpider profile image66
    TheGlassSpiderposted 13 years ago

    Crazd, I'm sorry to hear you have to go back and have more tests done. I know how scary that can be. But usually these kinds of things are just preventative and you're probably fine. {{{HUGS}}}

    Keep us updated and I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 13 years ago

    I remember my first ultrasound. I was 14 and had a UTI. Holding that water in was difficult and painful. When you combine an overly full bladder, a long 4 hour drive to the hospital, cold gel on the stomach, and some pressure by a none-too-gentle doctor's hand... let's just say the examination table got a little wet lol I DID find out I only had one kidney that day so that was probably good to know, not too happy about the life sentencing to a glass of cranberry juice every day though... Yuck, hate that stuff lol

    Anyway, we all hate pap smears, but I'm sure it's nothing and better to know now than find out when it's too late to do anything about it. Don't worry too much about the ultrasound either, it's kind of a comical situation, especially if you pay attention to the way you walk, stand up, and sit down lol Kind of neat to see what your insides look like too.

    Good luck smile

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    don't fret, CW, it will be all right. i had that once, oooh i thought i was gonna *ahem* wet myself before they were done with the procedure because they started late, the idiots. and i was 10 minutes early! turned out to be nothing, of course. good luck!

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    Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

    One plus about being a preschool teacher...learned how to hold it for a very long time lol

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    Crazdwriterposted 13 years ago

    Thanks guys I am sure it's nothing...I just want to get it over with!


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