Is It Wrong To Have An Affair and Other Nonsense

Aside from an amusing respite, you've provided me with a great idea to pass the time in Google. I'll try my own queries on the search engine to see if it brings up anything fun. Voting this Up and Interesting.

hahahahaa...i haven't heard of Master Bate either...i asked my partner but he spelled it mastarbate...hahahaha...

I think we should copy and paste your answer to all of the stoopid questions we see!

Now that's funny right there.

And the hub answers section too! How many times has "How can I make money on HubPages" been asked and answered?

What happens in China stays in China, forget about Vegas, lol.

I use to be a heavy gambler I guess you can call me compulsive, but them flashing lights, and hot tables had a hold on me, until I left China quick, and flew over to Vegas to detox a bit, oh my bad not detox I meant GA'ed myself or Gamblers anonymous educated myself, but not in Vegas I meant somewhere out of Gamblers ville altogether. Haha

Your hub here was totally hilarious Billybuc, you should have been a comedian, or maybe you are one in disguise here as a online writer & portraying to be a web surfer simultaneously. Either way your writing is always fantaboulouso!!!

Voted up up and Away!

You do have a sense of humor. I enjoyed this very much and a much need laugh for the day. Voted up and funny.

This is so, so funny. It just got funnier and funnier. I love your humor and sarcasm. Thanks so much for making my day!

LOL! I love your list! Hope to see more of this!

Started my day with a good belly laugh. Good hub, voted up. More, please.

Billy You are just the best, I was laughing like crazy. so good for the heart. Voted up, funny and very interesting.

After a very serious...way to serious day, your hilarious hub is a gift. Love it! I will laugh my little self to bed and following that, I will continue to laugh through the very fun dreams which await me. You're the best, my brother and voted up and all the rest.

Billybuc, what A Laugh, what a Hoot...I Loved it...One of your BEST! I'm still Laughing and Smiling!

Hahaha! Good enuf! Gotta get together with GMa Johnson.. she's funnier than both of us together!

I call that light-red.. why should light red have a different name than light blue after all? I should google this.. "Is it wrong to call Pink light red?"

Very clever! I laughed out loud.

Are you clicking your heals together 3 times? Put on your ruby house slippers and do it! Your world will turn black and white and .. no wait..

Oh boy is this a good one! Had me laughing out loud.I love the nod to Vegas at the end!

I am up past my beditme reading your hub, and that is definitely wrong, so its off to bed for me. I can only imagine the dreams I will be having after reading this before bed! :)

And we scroll down.. and we scroll down.. and we scrol.. wait! Here I am! Whew that was a long trip! I'm tired.. Is it wrong to whine? Not whilst I'm master bating? Maybe that's a fishing question. No one wants to be a novice bater.. or baiter.. but that's just my opinion. I need a drink.. where's my IV stand? Wait.. that's now wrong.. crap!

I am used to your more serious hubs, but really enjoyed the comic relief! Enjoyable read!!

Big smiley face to you, Bill! And, that's all I have to say about that! (You have to read this with the Forrest Gump slur...)! :-)

New things come up every day. I never thought about reseaching with half sentences. I must try it.

What an interesting article!

Seems like people were searching for justification to their questions on some of these. Indeed, they are such simple questions, but a bit comical when yo think about it.

This is indeed hilarious :D I had a somewhat unpleasant day but after reading this everything seems fine. Thank you for a good chuckle :D

It would be wrong on so many levels to miss this hub. Thanks for bringing a laugh to my day and tomorrow, as I'm sure I'll still will have more than few chuckles left. Laughing afterglow from Master Bate.

I laughed until I cried :)

Your sense of humor is calming for some reason. I like this hub today especially. Great indeed...voted up! Love Mr. Bate and Bueller!

biily, I tend to do my funny stuff on my blog so I don't get in trouble with the HubGods. :o) But, thank you for the encouragement, I will look into it. lol

Bill - you're too much! Omg! The Master Bate?!! My step dad used to make fish bait out of wheat germ and some kind of pink putty looking stuff - he called it the Master Bait:) hahaha

I think it's fine to do just about all that stuff - just not on the same days!

Billybuc: Voted up, funny, useful and interesting! It was like you were talking directly to each reader as if in a conversation (standing on a soapbox waving your arms in front of an audience), while all the people are nodding their heads, agreeing with you, grinning and laughing! GREAT READ, TRUE, entertaining, and I just loved it! Blessings, Sparklea :) PS: Looking forward to the next one!

Funny as hell! lol Um ... wait, is it wrong to say that hell is funny? Sorry.

Hehe Bill! Is it wrong to... like this hub so much?!! I like the series of hubs :)

Nice way to spend my lunch break, Bill! Thanx for the chuckle!

Bill, I bet I could write a lame "nice job" comment with the best of them :) I can see Bev tossing the slugs. My mom flings our neighbor's dog's poo back in their yard!! Its the funniest thing I've ever seen.

fpher, LOL!! I will keep those tips in mind. Note to self: foul garbage to the left and biodegradables to the right.

I love your sense of humor! Really great hub. Thanks for giving me my laugh fix as it is a necessity to get through life these days. Kudos.

Hello Billy:

To paraphrase: The best things in life are free. Yours came free via HubPages. So keep hubbing and let simple folks like me.. again to paraphrase...laughing in stitches. Did I say that right? What the heck.. if someone could master-bate, so could I.

This has to be the best hub I've seen yet! Great concept and your wit is classic! Vote up!

Is it wrong to love this hub so much, because if loving this hub is wrong, I don't want to be right. Sorry, that was cheesy and ridiculous. Another awesome Google search hub! By the way, is it wrong to stab someone with a plastic fork if he steals your fries? No particular reason I am asking that... just curious. :-) Voted up and awesome!

Oh yes Billy up up and away!!!

I love your sarcasm;you do it so well!!

Ha ha ha!!!

Oh where would we be without laughter and this one certainly brought it's fair share.

Take care my friend and enjoy your day.

Eddy.

Haha, it's a strange world Bill, one would think that people should be able to figure out this stuff for themselves? Or do we really need an advice from others on the net? But, at the end of the day we all come in different shapes with different levels of knowledge and understanding. I'm sure many of us owe a lot to the power of the internet and the information that can be easily found.

Nope, I would never be able to do the google search series justice. :) So that's what's wrong with you, billybuc, my friend....parochial school!!! I too, am a recovering Catholic Schooler. I still have the scars on the back of my hands from the ruler that Sister Mary wielded with a vengeance. And like you, I was never caught, just beaten on principle. I hope they're still having nightmares about me. *evil giggle* Serves them right for making me wear a wool uniform in TEXAS! lol grumble grumble sadistic nuns grumble grumble

WHEW! I'm glad you threw that extra little blessing in there for Las Vegas at the end, we could use it! Voted up and VERY funny! :) Thanks for sharing your terrific sense of humor!

Hi Billy... I so love reading these and the twist you toss in... funny our prospective runs about the same on many things...

Billy you are a great writer and a man who touches many with your words of wisdom and yes even your words of humour... keep writing brother... we all love you.

Hugs from Canada

No wonder the world is in a mess. Some of these poor people must have trouble making it through the day, let alone making decisions that affect one's entire life and country. Thanks for giving me an astonished chuckle.

Great job again Billy Buc! Really enjoying these google search hubs! Voted up and awesome!

bill...maybe you were repressed in Catholic school....I was pretty much focused on avoiding expulsion.

LMAO. Ardie, it's very wrong for me to respond to your comment in bill's hub, but I don't care.

You need an expert's advice. It's perfectly OK to toss your garbage into your neighbor's yard,if you don't like them.If you do like them, toss only bio-degradable crap in their yard. OK? Got that? (you are one funny gal)

Super funny as usual Bill :) I read your Bundy Hub too but I didn't know what to add there and I didn't want to leave a lame comment! So now I will just leave this lame comment and head over to Google to ask if it's wrong to toss my garbage in my neighbors yard. It's something I've wondered for some time now.

bill....Seems silly for these paranoid folks to be looking up questions like these.

Everyone KNOWS all of these things are "OK"....NOT wrong. I mean, EVERYONE DOES THEM..ALL THE TIME. How can millions of people be wrong?? When in doubt..follow the crowd. That's good advice, right?

How can it be wrong to drink and gamble and have affairs? I mean, what harm can any of these simple things cause? People worry about the dumbest stuff, really!

Look, speaking of affairs, let's just put this to bed, once and for all. I say we all do whatever we want, whenever we get the urge, defy all logic and common sense, pay NO attention to warnings of danger, disregard totally the welfare of others and ...hey, what will be, will be.... Yes? Sound like a plan?

What's that you say, bill?....It's been this way for centuries?? Well, damn it, there ya go....that's WHY this world is so friggan SCREWED UP!!

Scuse me... I need to Google "Real Estate on Mars."