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The Morning Conversations of Barack and Michelle Obama #27

Updated on April 10, 2012

October 23, 2011 - Mama Said, Mama Said

A fictional (and satirical) account of the private morning conversations of Barack & Michelle Obama by Dexter Yarbrough. Number 27 in the series.

Barack: (In the White House kitchen making sure preparations for his breakfast with Herman Cain are in order) Good morning, Michelle.

Michelle: Barack! Is there something going on today that I should know about?

Barack: Yep. Sorry. I got in late. I invited Herman Cain here for breakfast.

Michelle: Oh? And when were you going to tell your wife about this?

Barack: I'm sorry! it was a last minute thing. But I need to talk with him about his campaign.

Michelle: Oh, so you're getting nervous, huh?

Barack: His wife is coming as well and I would like you to be on your best behavior.

Michelle: (Hands on hips, rolling eyes and neck) Negro have you lost your mind? I am always on my best behavior!

Barack: Sometimes that south side of Chicago attitude comes out of you!

Michelle: I am the First Lady of these United States! I know how to act! (sticking her tongue out at Barack)

Barack: I decided to have a private breakfast meeting with him, Michelle. It's not that I'm nervous. I just want to get to know him better. See how he thinks, you know?

Michelle: Whatever, Barack!

*(Staff member enters the room)

Staff Member: Good morning Mr. President, Mrs. Obama. Mr. Cain and his wife have been on a tour of the White House as you requested. They are waiting in the Green Room.

Barack: Great. Thanks. Please escort them to the State Dining Room. We will have our breakfast there.

Staff Member: Yes, Mr. President.

Michelle: Hey, Barack?

Barack: Yeah?

Michelle: Maybe if you flap those big ears of yours open enough, you'll learn something!

Barack: You're just mad because your friend Leroy hooked me up with some good jokes a few weeks ago.

Michelle: When I catch up to Leroy, I'm going to body slam him!

*(Barack and Michelle meet the Cain's in the State Dining Room)

Barack: Herman, good to see you again. Mrs. Cain, it is a pleasure to meet you. My wife, Michelle.

Mrs. Cain: It is a pleasure to meet you, Mr. President. And Mrs. Obama, it is so nice of you to have us here.

Michelle: (Thinking to herself - "this shit wasn't my idea. It was that caramel-colored husband of mine") Yes, Mrs. Cain! Barack and I are so happy you could make it!

Herman: It is a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Obama!

Michelle: I have an idea. Mrs. Cain, why don't we let our husbands meet and you and I check out more of the White House?

Mrs. Cain: That would be wonderful. Thank You!

*(Michelle and Mrs. Cain leave the State Dining Room)

Barack: Well, I took the liberty of having our special chef make us pancakes and scrambled eggs with turkey sausage.

Herman: Sounds fine! Everything looks good.

Barack: Dig in!

Herman: So, Mr. President. Why am I here? I am not dropping out of the race. In a year or so, I plan on inviting you back here - as a guest!

Barack: Ha ha ha! Herman, if you become the Republican nominee not only will history be made but the racists will come out of the closet. We will be attacked and ugly people will have caricatures of our faces on monkeys. I don't want my daughters exposed to that.

Herman: I hate to tell you, Mr. President, that kind of crap is already on the Internet. We can't control the actions of idiots. And as a black man, you know that people will lie on us, betray us, write untrue and ugly things about us - even when we are well educated and successful - just because of our skin color. But at least we have the opportunity to make change, huh?

Barack: What do you think you can do Herman? You Republicans are out of touch with reality!

Herman: Oh, and the Democrats are much better? Look around, Mr. President. The country is falling apart.

Barack: We have made great strides! And do you really think the Republicans are going to make you the nominee - two black men vying for the presidency and no white man to vote for? Right!

Herman: I think this country has come further than you think, Mr. President. Black people certainly haven't done well with the Democrats in office.

Barack: You have lost touch with reality, Herman.

Herman: Mr. President. Don't get me wrong. I am no Uncle Tom. Black Americans have made great accomplishments. Just think, a black man has entered the Oval Office - and several of the Kardashians!

Barack: (laughs hysterically) Ha ha ha!

Herman: Ha ha ha! But seriously, black unemployment is 17%, white unemployment is 8%.

Barack: (still laughing)

Herman: The median wealth of white households is 20 times that of black households.

Barack: My administration is working on these issues. The Republicans are balking at my jobs bill.

Herman: So are some of the Democrats, Mr. President. Come on! Thirty-nine percent of black children live in poverty - and the rest with Angelina Jolie!

Barack: (laughs hysterically)

Herman: So, Mr. President, I believe that I can bring real change.

Barack: You know, if it comes to it, I am going to come after you during the race. Even if I have to talk about yo' momma!

Herman: You know some 'yo' momma' jokes?

Barack: Yep. Yo' momma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!

Herman: Yo' momma so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order!

Barack: Yo' momma so bald you can see what's on her mind!

Herman: Yo' momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Barack: Yo' momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway!

Herman: Yo' momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

*(Michelle and Mrs. Cain listening at the entrance to the State Dining Room)

Michelle: Listen to those two! Is this the best America can do?

Mrs. Cain: Well, it could be Hilary Clinton and Mitt Romney telling 'yo' momma' jokes.

Stay Tuned for More 'Morning Conversations...' with Barack & Michelle Obama, next time!

Copyright 2011 - Dexter Yarbrough

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      WillStarr 5 years ago from Phoenix, Arizona

      You are a comic genius, Dex!

      And yo' momma...!

      ^_*

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      FloraBreenRobison 5 years ago

      Cain is even sounding racist himself talking about Obama. He is saying that he is blacker than Obama because Obama was never poor. sigh. In Canada we pay close attention to US politics because we share a border. But I find there are times I can't even be cheered up by watching Jon Stewart.

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Morning Dex,

      Once again you have a way for making me laugh and spit out my coffee at the same time..I so look forward to reading your hubs..I am so excited about Cain! I look forward to following this race and learning more about him. Great hub!

      Sunnie

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      Manoj Kumar Srivastava 5 years ago from India

      Dex,

      Greetings from MAKUSR. Your series is going great guns. I am so pleased with your satire. Keep them coming. Voted up!

      Lots of Love,

      MAKUSR

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      mcasswrites 5 years ago from United States

      A modern day Edward Albee - I like! :-)

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      American View 5 years ago from Plano, Texas

      Dex,

      What can I cay that I have not said before. Another great episode. I do not see a cancellation anytime in the future. Up and Awesome

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Good Morning Dexter!

      "Herman: So are some of the Democrats, Mr. President. Come on! Thirty-nine percent of black children live in poverty - and the rest with Angelina Jolie!" lol

      Funny as ever. Thank you for starting my day off with a good laugh. :-)

      Voted, up, up and away!

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      mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Dexter you have a real winner going with this series. The funniest joke is that President Obama would invite Cain to the White House.

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      JT Walters 5 years ago from Florida

      HI Dexter,

      This is Hysterically funny.

      JT

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      Annie 5 years ago from NewYork

      love your creativity here, you might be on to something wonder with this..... love your sense of humour..

      one love annie`

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      Carolee Samuda 5 years ago from Jamaica

      Dexter, I am embarrassed to say that I had no idea that Herman Cain was black. This was really really good. I missed these, you must not wait so long to post the next one.

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      sheila b. 5 years ago

      I had so much 'hope' that Obama would really concentrate on improving schools in the inner cities. I thought he would be a role model for education and encourage kids to realize they can learn and improve their lives. Instead, he and Michele chose to concentrate on what kids are eating, as though kids are shopping for themselves. Instead, conditions have declined so drastically for African Americans - I really hope we manage to vote Herman Cain as the republican candidate. I've watched the debates with an open mind, looking for the candidate who knows what's happened to America and will turn the government around. Newt Gingrich knows, but too often he's been willing to 'sit on the couch with Nancy Pelosi'. What I see, though, is Herman Cain is the smartest and most successful person on the stage. He might not know who the rulers are in the 'stans', but who does? And do I really want him spending his time studying such nonsense? I believe if he's elected he'll form a great team to tackle the problems and succeed.

      As for some people complaining they'll have two black men to choose from? Those people would most likely complain as much if they had two women to choose from. And they probably don't vote anyway.

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      billsmith12569 5 years ago

      Michelle sure has a lot of attitude. I like it! Very funny hub :) Good stuff Dexter! Oh, and loved the your mama jokes.

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      Motown2Chitown 5 years ago

      AWESOME! This is my favorite by FAR! In agreement with Sue...the Angelina Jolie joke is priceless!

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      Servant of God YHWH 5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      That's odd, I left you a comment earlier and don't see it now. This has been happening a lot with comments I've been leaving. Anyways, I found this hilarious. Thanks again for the laughs.

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      Reynold Jay 5 years ago from Saginaw, Michigan

      I gotta stop in here more often--especially when I need a good laugh!!!! Motown says this is the best ever. I haven't read'm all, however this one strikes me as the best ever too. In fact , it could not be any better. The yo' momma jokes at the end were ( believe it or not) all new to me, so this had me doubled over with laughter. I'm not an expert, but I do think you gotta be gett'n better and bett'a at this writing thing. I can see this as a sketch on Saturday night live!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Will Starr! You should see me in person! Just kidding! I have always wondered if yo' momma jokes are told in other areas of the US. Thanks so much!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Flora. Ok. Thanks.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Sunnie! It is always a pleasure to see you. I am so happy I could put a smile on that already beautiful face! Thanks!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      MAKUSR! Thank you so much for your support! Laughter beats depression! Thanks for the votes!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Mcasswrites! Thank you so much. This is indeed a great compliment. And I appreciate your kindness!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      American View! Thank you so much. I will try to continue to provide fresh content. Glad you enjoy and thanks for the votes!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Sueswan! I am always thrilled to see you. So you liked the Angelina Jolie joke? My favorite is the Kardashians! I thought that one would be funnier! Thanks so much! You are a treasure!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Mckbirdbks! Your responses always make me happy! Thanks for reading and your support!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi JT! Glad you enjoyed it! Thank you!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Darknlovely! Thank you so much! I really enjoy writing this series! It gives me a great deal of pleasure!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Cardisa! Wow. Well I am happy you now know he is. I am glad you enjoyed it. I think you might have missed number 26, however.

      I don't want to bore people with the series so I try to pace them over time.

      Thanks for being a great supporter!

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      Don A. Hoglund 5 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

      I truly hope we can soon vote for people without reference to their race.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Sheila! I see your points. And you are right. The complainers will always have something to complain about. Thanks for reading!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi BillSmith! Thank you so much. I hope you find time to read some of the others in the series. Michelle, you will find, is something else!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Mo! I am SO HAPPY you enjoyed it! I thought the Kardashian joke was funnier! Thanks so much for your kindness!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi FD! I am sorry your first comment didn't come through. But this one did and I appreciate your kindness. Glad it made you laugh! I have fun writing them!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Mr. RJ! Well, you advised me to add other characters to the series from time to time so I owe much praise to you! Thank you so very much! I am always open for advice on how to improve. I am so glad you enjoyed it!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Dahoglund! So do I. But this is the US of A. A lot of bad history. Some atonement is needed. Real atonement. Thanks for reading!

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      Motown2Chitown 5 years ago

      Um....the Angelina Jolie is my "clean" favorite...lol

      Needless to say, my husband and I both found the Kardashian joke pretty...well, hysterical! Love ya, brother!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Ok! I gotcha! And I agree! Ha ha ha!!!

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      Cloverleaf 5 years ago from Calgary, AB, Canada

      Yo' momma! This is hilarious. Another brilliant hub to add to your series. Well done, Dex, on a job well done. You never fail to impress me. Voted up!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Cloverleaf! Just having your response makes all this worthwhile! Thanks for the comments and the vote! Hooray!

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      Elena 5 years ago from London, UK

      Oh Dexter, this was a very funny one. You just dropped it like that. lol. I enjoyed reading it.

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      I loved this one. especially the "Come on! Thirty-nine percent of black children live in poverty - and the rest with Angelina Jolie!"

      Yo' Momma!

      I don't folloow American politics close being from New Zealand, but what I do read on here is usually complaints. So thank you for showing a lighter side and satrting my day with a laugh.

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Dear Dex,

      I want to see you on SNL! You are amazing, you really are. Up funny and oh so awesome!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Lady E! It is always great to receive a comment from you. I am glad you enjoyed it. Thank you!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Rosemay! It is indeed my pleasure! I am glad you enjoyed it. Great comments make the effort put into this worthwhile! Thanks!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Pop! You are making me blush. Thank you so much! I am just happy it makes you laugh!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, This is hilarious. Yo' Momma must be proud..Cheers

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Always Exploring! My momma would have a heart attack! Thanks!

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      caltex 5 years ago

      Dex, very funny! Thanks for the laughs, my friend. Keep them coming!

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      iZeko 5 years ago

      Another awesome conversation! And I almost missed it, because I stopped receiving notification mails for some reason. I really like it when you introduce new funny characters. Voting across the board.

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Dex, I so wanna be hanging out with the Obama's while they are talking smack to each other! Leroy has all the fun! Yo Mamma a totally FAB addition to your series! Loved it!! You rock my socks!! :))

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Caltex! Thank you so much. Getting great comments like yours keeps me motivated!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi iZeko! Thank you so much. The added characters gives the series a little added spice. Thanks so much for your support and the votes!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Sunshine! It really is hilarious, according to Leroy. If you only knew some of the things that go on in the White House! Thank you so much. Your support and kind words mean the world to me!

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      Marisa Hammond Olivares 5 years ago from Texas

      I CANNOT stop laughing enough to comment.....this is truly a funny one....lol

      Will vote up and awesome if I can stop giggling enough to find it! Your too much Dex!

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      Luxmih Eve-Lyn Forbes 5 years ago from Fort Pierce, Florida

      Laughter heals. Another good one Dex. Voted up!

      God Bless the USA!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Miss Olive! I hear that a lot - about me being too much! My silly side shows through these "conversations! I am glad I could make you laugh! Thanks!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi LuxmiH! Yes, laughter does heal! Thanks a million!

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      Pollyannalana 5 years ago from US

      Great read. I haven't read others of these, hubbers here mention, so I will have to catch up. It is great to get a laugh. I haven't seen a lot of Cain but he has impressed me by what he has said. He seems to have proven himself, not someone we have to take on word.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Pollyannalana! Thanks for reading. I hope you find that the others fill you with laughter as well! Cain is certainly making a name for himself! Thanks again!

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      Beth Perry 5 years ago from Tennesee

      ROFLOL!

      I love this series, Dexter, and if you ever develop it into a play I will be first in line for tickets!

      Voting up!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Beth! Thank you so much! I really enjoy writing it. It makes me happy to know I made you laugh!

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      Maria Jordan 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Dex,

      You continue to make me laugh. I was also proud to read of the impact you had on our friend Lesley (MovieMaster) in her interview in the weekly Hub Newsletter. You are a talented and inspirational friend to many of us at HubPages.

      Voted UP & FAB-- have a great weekend, mar.

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      StayPos 5 years ago from Florida, USA

      Dex,

      This hub series is off the chain! Translation. You've created a brilliantly hilarious yet substantive format that captures our imagination about the wild world of politics! All I can say, it would make anybody's momma real proud! Keep em coming!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Mar! I didn't know about the Hub Newsletter. I will have to check it out. Thanks so much for the kind words. I really appreciate it. Oh, and thanks for the votes!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi StayPos! It is always wonderful to get a comment from you. Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity!

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Hi Dexter, this is the first time I have been to your Hub Page and I Loved it. Your Humor is Priceless... and we all know in this day and age, we need a Good Laugh! To be serious, I didn't Vote for Obama, for I didn't think he had enough experience. However, I would Vote for Herman Cain. He is a successful Businessman, with Wonderful Ideas for this Country. So Keep us Laughing my Friend, it's the Best Medicine. I now look forward to Following your Hubs, and hope you will check my Hubs out as well.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi b.Malin! Welcome. I am so happy you enjoyed this one in my series. Please, come back often and I certainly will check out your hubs. I am now a follower. I really appreciate your kind comments! Thank you!

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      feenix 5 years ago

      Hey, Dex,

      This episode is hilarious, especially the "yo' momma" part.

      And I'll let you in on a little secret: I wish I had come up with the idea of the "Morning Conversations of Barack and Michelle Obama." I would be having a ball writing that. ;-)

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Feenix! Your presence warms my heart, good friend! Thank you so much. I do have a great time writing it! As long as I can bring some laughter to others, it is fun!

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      Julianna 5 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

      Sticking her tongue out? lolol! Now I have to play catch up on your series. Sounds like real-life to me and it gave me a good laugh. :D

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi AEvans! I am so happy you enjoyed it! Thanks!

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      ..well this series a classic for the ages and a real treasure - and I will post another gem from you on my Facebook page with a direct link back here - in fact there are so many posted there of yours that everyone thinks it's your page - lol lol

      hope all is well with you and your family dear friend

      lake erie time 8:22pm

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Epi! Your kindness and support is most appreciated. Thank you so much! Best to you and yours as well!

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      Jo_Goldsmith11 5 years ago

      Yo DEX! Really good one here! I loved it! Herman cain is pretty cool. At least he tries to be *real*. Right on! :)

      I voted up! funny, awesome

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Jo! Herman Cain is having some real issues to deal with right now! Thanks, Jo! Glad you enjoyed it!

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      Jo_Goldsmith11 5 years ago

      Yes, he does have issues. But at least he is honest about them. He is not perfect. And at least he isn't trying to be like the rest of them and cover his shortcomings up or hide behind someone.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Jo! You are right. I agree!

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      carriethomson 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hey Dex!! have read some of your BO and MO conversations as well!! and you have me laughing every time specially the 'yo' momma' part :)))

      carrie

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Carrie! Great! I am so glad you enjoy them. I will have another coming up real soon! Thanks!

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      Brian Burton 5 years ago

      Wow Dexter, you are great with the camera, writing, and a comic genius all in one. Think I really hate you, but awesome hub!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Ha ha ha!!! Thanks Brian! But I think YOU are the comic genius!!

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      ROFLMAO! Dex, yo momma done good!

      I could do without the loss of Herman Cain as a candidate, but he's most certainly not "going away".

      My favorite line:

      "Just think, a black man has entered the Oval Office - and several of the Kardashians!"

      Voted Up and Beyond.

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Ghost! I have missed you. I have been vacationing but shall return soon! Thanks for reading and the votes! I am trilled you enjoyed it!

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      Amors Potpourri 5 years ago from Victoria, BC, Canada

      This stuff is so real, I feel as if I am actually in the White House overhearing this conversation. Keep up these White House conversations!!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Amors Potpourri! I am so happy that you found my "conversations." Thanks so much for your kind words. I hope you will continue to read them!

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      You got more meat hooks? LOL Dexter - you rock:!

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      Annie 5 years ago from NewYork

      i agree with you

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi RealHousewife! More meat hooks to come! Thanks!

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Thanks, Darknlovely!

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Ok..OK...I'm playing "catch-up," and I could tell you what I've been doing but then....you know...I'd have to kill ya. Has anyone informed the Obamas about your hubs? I hope you realize they would LOVE them! Damn, Dex, you could've been in the audience for the State of the Union Address the other night! Good thing we've got 4 more years to get them the message! Peace, my funny friend

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      Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

      Hi Fpher! You really think the Obama's would like the series? I'm afraid I would be kicked out of the country! Thank you so much!

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      Paula 5 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      I know Barack has a great sense of humor....Michele? maybe not so much..lol...But hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, you definitely have NO BUSINESS being President & FLOTUS!! I mean, that's some FUNNY s*it. Just take a look at the U.S.of A-trocities! You either laugh or blow your brains out. I'm just sayin......

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