"WASHINGTON—According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November's midterm elections. "Republicans are poised to pick up 1,500 seats in Ohio alone, and could wind up with a 23,576-to-12 majority in the Senate," Beltway observer Isaac Hundt said Wednesday, noting the GOP's advantage is likely to increase by Election Day given that its candidates are outspending their opponents by some $900 trillion. "With Democratic disapproval ratings in the quadruple digits, it's a foregone conclusion that Republicans will not only retake Congress, but hold it for the next 20,000 to 25,000 years." Experts also predicted the one-sided election results would cause Barack Obama to die on the spot, at which point the nation's leading conservative talk-radio host would be sworn in as president of the United States forever."
True story from The Onion
I give up.
The Onion gotcha! The Onion is a spoof site.
Incredible!! The Onion is America's Finest News Source!
Did you really believe there were people who didn't know that it was a spoof? (I think ryan can be excused for not knowing about The Onion.)
You guys have far too many 'seat', how ever much must you taxpayers be paying to have tens of thousands of politicians representing you? Don't they have anything better to do with their time?
Not gonna happen. Americans will NOT let thugs and liars prevail. I have faith in us.
Joke or no Joke...Only a MOTHER could love that face. I'll bet the doctor smacked Rohm Emmanuel's MOTHER the day he was born. It's a joke...Good Luck Chicago!
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