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Democrats Could Lose Up to 8,000 Seats!!

  1. tritrain profile image76
    tritrainposted 6 years ago

    "WASHINGTON—According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November's midterm elections. "Republicans are poised to pick up 1,500 seats in Ohio alone, and could wind up with a 23,576-to-12 majority in the Senate," Beltway observer Isaac Hundt said Wednesday, noting the GOP's advantage is likely to increase by Election Day given that its candidates are outspending their opponents by some $900 trillion. "With Democratic disapproval ratings in the quadruple digits, it's a foregone conclusion that Republicans will not only retake Congress, but hold it for the next 20,000 to 25,000 years." Experts also predicted the one-sided election results would cause Barack Obama to die on the spot, at which point the nation's leading conservative talk-radio host would be sworn in as president of the United States forever."

    True story from The Onion

    I give up.

    1. Jim Hunter profile image60
      Jim Hunterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It could happen.

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      sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol  The Onion gotcha! lol lol  The Onion is a spoof site. lol lol

      1. Jim Hunter profile image60
        Jim Hunterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Noooooooooo, really?

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          sandra rinckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol yes you all have been had by The Onion! lol

          1. Jim Hunter profile image60
            Jim Hunterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            We sure took that serious roll

          2. tritrain profile image76
            tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Incredible!!  The Onion is America's Finest News Source!

          3. Aficionada profile image90
            Aficionadaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Did you really believe there were people who didn't know that it was a spoof? (I think ryan can be excused for not knowing about The Onion.)

    3. lady_love158 profile image59
      lady_love158posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I wish it were true! LOL

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    ryankettposted 6 years ago

    You guys have far too many 'seat', how ever much must you taxpayers be paying to have tens of thousands of politicians representing you? Don't they have anything better to do with their time?

    1. tritrain profile image76
      tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      We believe in 'Big Government'.

      1. Jim Hunter profile image60
        Jim Hunterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        THE BIGGER THE BETTER.

        1. tritrain profile image76
          tritrainposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I want to be a Gubernor too.

          Everyone else is...

          *Yes, that's how it's spelled.

          1. Jim Hunter profile image60
            Jim Hunterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You are correct sir.

            Gubment is led by Gubners.

  3. lovemychris profile image81
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    Not gonna happen. Americans will NOT let thugs and liars prevail. I have faith in us.

    1. Reality Bytes profile image90
      Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/48365/thumbs/s-RAHM-large.jpg

      No, we would never let thugs prevail.

  4. b. Malin profile image58
    b. Malinposted 6 years ago

    Joke or no Joke...Only a MOTHER could love that face.  I'll bet the doctor smacked Rohm Emmanuel's  MOTHER the day he was born.  It's a joke...Good Luck Chicago!

 
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