Democrats Could Lose Up to 8,000 Seats!!

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   tritrainposted 14 years ago

   "WASHINGTON—According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November's midterm elections. "Republicans are poised to pick up 1,500 seats in Ohio alone, and could wind up with a 23,576-to-12 majority in the Senate," Beltway observer Isaac Hundt said Wednesday, noting the GOP's advantage is likely to increase by Election Day given that its candidates are outspending their opponents by some $900 trillion. "With Democratic disapproval ratings in the quadruple digits, it's a foregone conclusion that Republicans will not only retake Congress, but hold it for the next 20,000 to 25,000 years." Experts also predicted the one-sided election results would cause Barack Obama to die on the spot, at which point the nation's leading conservative talk-radio host would be sworn in as president of the United States forever."
   
   True story from The Onion
   
   I give up.

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      Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It could happen.

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        The Onion gotcha!   The Onion is a spoof site.

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         Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Noooooooooo, really?

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            sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            yes you all have been had by The Onion!

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               Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               We sure took that serious

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               tritrainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Incredible!!  The Onion is America's Finest News Source!

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               Aficionadaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Did you really believe there were people who didn't know that it was a spoof? (I think ryan can be excused for not knowing about The Onion.)

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      lady_love158posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I wish it were true! LOL

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   ryankettposted 14 years ago

   You guys have far too many 'seat', how ever much must you taxpayers be paying to have tens of thousands of politicians representing you? Don't they have anything better to do with their time?

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      tritrainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We believe in 'Big Government'.

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         Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         THE BIGGER THE BETTER.

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            tritrainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I want to be a Gubernor too.
            
            Everyone else is...
            
            *Yes, that's how it's spelled.

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               Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               You are correct sir.
               
               Gubment is led by Gubners.

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   lovemychrisposted 14 years ago

   Not gonna happen. Americans will NOT let thugs and liars prevail. I have faith in us.

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      Reality Bytesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      No, we would never let thugs prevail.

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   b. Malinposted 14 years ago

   Joke or no Joke...Only a MOTHER could love that face.  I'll bet the doctor smacked Rohm Emmanuel's  MOTHER the day he was born.  It's a joke...Good Luck Chicago!

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