If the USA Invaded Canada

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Castlepalomaposted 14 years ago
I thought Blame Canada was hilarious movie and the main cause of that war was Jewish women did not appreciated Canadian humour and Sadam had a romantic affair with Satan. I can think of many more fake reasons for the US greedy elite to invade and brainwash Canada and US into war.

USA has invading 45 other countries combine since war world Two. Other than topical food those countries are not worth as much as Canada would be. Since man is mostly made of water and the face of earth 78% water, it makes water worth more than oil. What will happen if USA Sea, lakes and rivers all turn into sewers? Canada has the world largest coastlines and per capita most fresh water. Canada is the world's largest uranium producer and USA are only one who has uses for weapon of mass destruction, making Canada a greater target than Iraq.

That not all US! Geological Survey and some oil experts call the arctic area as the next Saudi Arabia for oil, and then we have the tar sands to boot.

Would the US want to make Canada the 51 state?

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Are our Royal Canadian Mounted Police, too tough for you, Canada has more hunters than hockey players, any intimidation there. Are beavers tougher than bald eagle?

What do you think?
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why would we bother with such an easy task for a bothersome payoff? We take what we want from you anyway. If some money changes hands it's less messy and everyone is happy.
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  dutchman1951posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Castle, this does not deserve an answer
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  Jed Fisherposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Annexing Canada will be the final task assigned by the British-controlled Federal Reserve Bank to America for cleaning up the mess left by the collapse of the British Empire. Then comes the invasion of Mexico, the final battle of the War on Drugs.
  But seriously, the only reason Canada hasn't joined the USA is because 90% of the population would move south, fed up with the cold weather.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Palm trees are growing all over Vancouver and some banana trees are starting. Record breaking heat waves across Canada almost every year, I have lost 80% of snow and ice sculpture business due to global warming, whether getting hotter and changing fast.
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  Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  bald eagles and beavers?
  
  what about the ever-popular bald beaver?
  
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hairless beaver?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If USA wins, I will also move my entire family to Belize, just to avoid stories about the bald headed priest.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "IF"?!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  USA can't even beat poor countries like Iraq or Vietnam all they do is send money, burn villages to save the villages and blow stuff up.
  
  More Canadian commit suicide in one year than all the USA troops killed in both wars in Iraq. Rather than kill themselves because they are unloved, now they have a stronger purpose for their love ones, now.
  
  Canada has more nerds per capita than the USA They could hook up re mote controls cars, then drive them into USA troop camps and weapon supply trucks and US will get a big bang out of it...
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I guess you don't get a lot of info up there.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What info dose US have, we don't?
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Little things like how the US did not lose one major battle of the Vietnam War, or how the entire Iraqi military was destroyed and the government of saddam wiped out in about 3 weeks. Things like that.
  
  Oh, and your nerds work on repairing space heaters and snowmobiles while ours go to outer space, create new industries and forms of communication that change the world, and stuff their closets with Nobel Prizes (the real ones - for science and such, not the political joke ones).
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  USA enter World War 2 late and claim they won. Iraq and Afghanistan is still ongoing and Korea was a stalemate. 'Bush, Uncle Sam, Iraq will be your Vietnam'.
  
  The US tried twice to take Canada, and were so soundly defeated that they ended up losing most of what we now call Michigan lost to Canada in 1812,
  
  WAR is only at number 59th place on the list of actually direct death, of most cause of death. Over all the number one greatest cause of death is poverty worldwide and if we took a fraction of the war budget which is the greatest waste, most expensive cost and solves nothing it would conquer most of the problem of poverty. Believe me, lawyers, the greedy and Politicians would not want you or the vast majority to know this number one cause of death is poverty, tooled under the name of God.
  
  Obama won the Nobel prize for raising the USA WAR budget to it's highest ever. That is a great dishonor to the idea of peace and to the idea's of the Nobel prize.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Canadians try so hard to fabricate glory. We were actually fighting Indians, the French, or the British every time. If some of y'all were cowering in the cross-fire that's hardly the stuff of legends and statues.
  
  Deposing the governments and crushing the national militaries of Iraq and Afghanistan took remarkably little time for US-led forces (not as little as it would take to sweep aside Canada's military, but remarkable nonetheless). Clearing out insurgents and working to build durable democracies and national infrastructure for the people of those countries is what has proven the longer job.
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  Jeff Berndtposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "We were actually fighting Indians, the French, or the British every time."
  
  In Canada.
  
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  Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  and if you invaded this time, we would be fighting Mexicans looking for citizenship
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Actually you innovate little and borrow much!
  Bill Gates took work done by Brit Alan Turing and built Microsoft.
  The forms of communication that changed the world were again mainly British, OK, you helped with the satellites but the technology was British, developed while the telecoms industry in the UK was still state owned.
  Sir Clive Sinclair was way ahead of you with micro computers, he also invented the pocket calculator, the digital watch and much more.
  The hovercraft was a British invention as was the bicycle and the tarmac road, the inflatable tyre and just about every significant invention of the 19th and 20th century.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That is a pile of inaccuracies and absurd stretches. (Turing?! Why not go all the way and say he built Microsoft off the work of the first caveman to put two rocks in order - ridiculous). And you really don't want to get into the comparison game with us, you really don't.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  So, you don't know who Alan Turing was but you know that he didn't invent computer operating systems!
  
  And why on earth shouldn't I want to get into the comparison game with you? It seems like a good opportunity for you to display your ignorance
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  When did I say I didn't know who Turing was? I honestly think you must not be a native English speaker given the frequency with which you fail at comprehension. I don't mean that as an insult, but you really don't seem to follow along much of the time.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "why on earth shouldn't I want to get into the comparison game with you?"
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_o … inventions
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_in … iscoveries
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_i … iscoveries
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_inve … iscoveries
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_inve … iscoveries
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Enough yet?
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  For a country that old, that's pretty thin - even with your transparently needed add-ins. Why not include India and Las Malvinas as well?
  
  In a fraction of the time your supposed country has supposedly been a country (debatable) we have changed the entire world forever - including making yours entirely dependent on ours.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What transparently needed add ins?
  
  What is the population of the US and what is the population of the UK.
  
  And why include India and the Malvinos as well? They aren't apart of this tiny island who your lot are quick to remind us is not much bigger than Texas!
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How is it debatable? We have been a country for as long as we've been a country!
  And why do you assume that we are entirely dependent on yours? We get little food from you, we get little technology from you that we can't get else where. How exactly are we dependent on you?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A study by MITI - Japan's equivalent of the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) - concluded that 54% of the world's most important inventions were British. Of the rest, 25% were American and 5% Japanese.
  
  The figures offered by MITI are generally agreed throughout the scientific and engineering community. However, it is important to note that "invention" does not immediately translate into "new product". There is a huge journey to move from an invention to reaching the market place with a product, one that demands engineering and development skills as well as significant amounts of money.
  
  Britain is credited with numerous inventions. One great example is the digital audio player. The first operating player was British. One would have to search long and hard to find a British MP3 player on the market today. It took Apple, an American corporation to fund the development work and deliver the Ipod to market.
  
  Television is another example: The first operating television system was made, demonstrated and put into service in the UK by John Logie Baird and the BBC in the 1920s. Philo Farnsworth and RCA in the US made some significant developments and introduced commercial broadcasting in the 1930s. The US was the first to introduce color television, free market broadcasting and cable services to support multiple television channels. Most broadcast equipment is now made by US companies with Britain and the Far East behind the US in terms of output. Before moving on from television, it is worth noting that Baird used ideas developed by a German (with Russian heritage) some 20 or 30 years before. Farnsworth and Baird also worked together in the early thirties and they both had the benefit of research carried out by developers in many countries. To say that television is the invention of a single country is perhaps too simplistic.
  
  There are many other examples that can be quoted. Undoubtedly Britain remains one of the leaders in science and innovation and America remains one of the great countries for bringing ideas to market. The culture of British universities encourages great minds to keep researching and inventing. The culture of American investment and business encourages entrepreneurs to take an idea and develop viable products.
  There is often debate about the source of new ideas and inventions. Today's global environment allows ideas to be shared throughout the world. Inventions will be increasingly difficult to assign to a single country. It is perhaps more important that we celebrate and honor the great minds of all nationalities that have studied the world and developed technology to bring us to the point we are today
  
  Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_country … z1G86w5BRS
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Just hang on to our coat tails as usual and we'll continue to drag you along into the future, lending you the security and legitimacy you used to have on your own.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Next you'll be telling me that 25% is bigger than 54%.
  
  Tell me why in Afghanistan British troops were used to clear caves because the US military didn't have the skills and why one of your Generals said that if the British Army was as well equipped as the US Army, we'd be totally invincible?
  
  I think that you'd do better to hang on to ours!
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Tell me why in Afghanistan British troops were used to clear caves"
  
  Because you are expendable, obviously.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Still smarting to find that you aren't really the great inventors I see
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  superwagsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Operation Human Shield?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A survey offers a perspective into what innovation means to people from different parts of the world Voted by the people The computer is voted the greatest innovation of the last 100 years to be the innovation that has had most impact on them
  
  China is set to become the world's powerhouse of innovation over the next decade, eclipsing the United States and Japan, according to an international survey released by AstraZeneca today. China, which is also forecast to overtake the US as the world's biggest economy by 2020, comes top with 27 per cent, followed by India on 17 per cent and the US with 14 per cent. Japan is in fourth place with 12 per cent, while just two per cent of respondents think Britain will rank as the world's most innovative nation in a decade's time. However, just one in twenty Britons believed the UK would be able to lay claim to this title. Two-thirds of British people also feel the country is not as innovative as it used to be.)
  India
  
  Indian citizens consider the US to be the most innovative country in the world (29 per cent)
  The Japanese see the US as the most innovative country in the world today (40 per cent)
  China
  The Chinese agree that the US is the world's most innovative country today (46 per cent) and biggest supporter of innovation (50 per cent). But over half (57 per cent) believe China will have overtaken the US by 2020
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And over the last hundred years?
  
  It's not really up to debate and opinion polls though is it?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The most powerful nation do control most of the new innovation. At one time UK was the most powerful nation and way back in history Egypt and Babylon were. Like Edison, he wasn’t the first to raw invent the light bulb, yet he knew how to industrialize it as he did with many of his other products too.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But I'm not talking about control, I feely admit that the computer industry, and much else, is led and controlled by the US but what I am saying is that the innovation is not all their's.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Invent yourself some reading glasses. This issue has been covered.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe you think so, there's still plenty of mileage in it for me 54%-25%.
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  superwagsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't we still own america anyway?
  
  Therefore we can up that list by 25% and confidently say that 79% of the world's iventions came from Brits...
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok grandpa, finish your pudding and we'll listen to your stories of the old days...
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What's the matter? Floored by 54% 25% and cant think of anything else to say but insuts
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What insults? We've offering to let you come with us into the future. Just don't make too much noise on the way.
  
  Y'all keep praciticing with the Halifax Gibbet, and when you're down to just one we'll teach you about the magic of the 'telephone' and 'dentistry.'
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  On the contrary, join us in the future, you'd be welcome.
  
  What was it Mahatma Ghandi said when asked about Western civilisation? It would be a good idea:)
  
  Never mind, you stick with your old fashioned ways and your beliefs that we threw off last century.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "What was it Mahatma Ghandi said?"
  
  He said, "You smelly British get the hell out of my country and go see to your decaying, irrelevant homeland!"
  
  Or words to that effect.
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  Jeff Berndtposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The last two times the US invaded Canada, it was a pretty big disaster.
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  Dave Mathewsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  God help the US of A if they ever try to take Canada. They would be in for one heck of a war. We may not have any nukes, but we have the favor of all members of the UN.
  
  One of your idiot past presidents by declaring it the "Manifest Destiny of the United States" tried to buy Canada offering each Canadian citizen alive at the time (1 million dollars cash each) for the permission to annex Canada and make it the 49th state. We told that president to shove it then and we tell you now the same thing.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LOL @ "a heck of a war"!
  
  LOL x 10000 @ "the favor of the UN"!
  
  hahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
  
  You people do produce some quality comedy, I'll give you that!
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  Dave Mathewsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Laugh all you want for now, but try something and we will see who is laughing after the smoke and dust settles.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If we had a surprise attack from the US and family was at high risk of death. I may not have enough numb heart to kill anyone, but Man O man there would be such a huge piles of amputees from me, in which would be more effective in making them think twice.
  
  Then move my Family to Belize and write letters, blogs and yell out from every top of building to every nation about bloody murder. I am not stupid enough to risk 4,000,000 pounds of uranium like they have been experiencing in Iraq
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Your silly false bravado aside, you seem to be very fond of Belize. Any particular reason?
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Actually, we would be laughing WHILE reducing the few settled parts of your country to dust. But don't worry, as long as you remember your place we'll allow you to remain independent.
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  Dave Mathewsposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Short: You're short alright a few bricks short of a full load.
  
  You haven't got the muscle or the brains to be able to put me in my place.
  
  And since Canada is North of the US of A, I guess my place is far above you in intelligence and intellect as well as strength.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No matter how egos get out of whack in an over ego world, everyone is no better or worst in my books.
  
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  Canada and the USA have too many of the rich and banks owning your house, owning your jobs and owning you.
  
  Belize is the only country south of USA that speak English ,Belize is the second largest coral reef in the World, It's rich with plant and animals and a great investment and a wonderful place to pioneer a new way of thinking.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well, unless you've got a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wad of cash, you will usually need some financing to buy a house and such. And be careful in Belize as violence is on the rise there.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have already built my house and building a whole ego village for healthy way of living to share. Great place to build your own house, pioneer new ways of thinking and safe if you stay away from Belize City.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Isn't it just like you to build an ego village? Always about YOU, idn't it?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's about serving yourself first, so you can serve others better.
  
  I would hope it's the same for your self.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "You haven't got the muscle or the brains to be able to put me in my place"
  
  You seem to think it would take a lot of either.
  
  The US has got enough of both for 100000 Canadas but like I said, remember your place and we'll be nice enough to you. Everybody wins.
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  J Sunhawkposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Am I required to get drunk before answering?
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I thought that was a general rule for every forum post!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Getting really drunk, helps you with your mean plan of attack.
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Pandoras Boxposted 14 years ago
Oh shit. Watch out!
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livelongerposted 14 years ago
Are you talking about the South Park movie?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  partly
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  livelongerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The question is if Canada ever got its Internet money. Steven Abootman made a fairly convincing case for it.
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habeeposted 14 years ago
We'd change the name to Amerada. lol
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We'd just call it 'storage' and mostly forget about it unless we needed to take stuff out of it. Pretty much as it is now.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  habee
  
  Amerada, sound spainish
  
  They have already invated most of centro America, and there 10 million americans living in Mexico, why not?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ShortStory
  
  Why not take all of Canada, most big business is owned by the USA and the brainwashing media. USA and Canada trades are hell lately because Canada natural resources are the fastest rape country in the world, by foreigner.
  
  Ice has melted from the Arctic the size of Alaska and Texas combine in the last 25 years, who answers for the millions of dead animals. Not the rich, that is for sure and when doses it slow down rather than keep speeding up rapidly.
  
  Am I acting too unkind?
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maw. We like being known as stupid drunken invaders. I feel more manly already.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We already take what we want. Why bother taking on excess baggage?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  These kinds of confronting talk are healthy, that way we can see the knife coming from Back and front sides.
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's got a good ring to it.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The World is getting wise to it fast, and the US can be broken like the Roman’s
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Naw. We're special. Quite literally! God loves us like he does not love you. So quit yer whining, damn Canuck.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh my God, I have stopped investing money in American and Canada's greedy gods and lot more are joining elsewhere fast.
  
  I thought to give you some heads up.
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recommend1posted 14 years ago
Canada would win easy - but what would they do with the states after they took them over.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A thought, but Canadian are too nice and would not take over any other country because of our live and let live attitude
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Buncha wussies.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Bullies skullies, arrrgg
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  Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I hear they (Americans)are already buying tickets for other planets,so Canada's lookin safe an no need to learn Chinese even
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That like buying the Brooklyn Bridge, there is no sign of life on other planets yet. Sounds like another bail out scam.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Canadians had better learn Chinese, Korean, or to pay more respect to their generous neighbors to the South.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The largest ethnic group in Vancouver and Toronto is Chinese. I find I can understand Canadian Chinese better than east Indians, whom speak English as their national language. They both understand English, is the international business language and French is the love Language.
  
  I think Dade county, Florida, specks Spanish/ English
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Couldn't hurt to learn Chinese in any case!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Have you ever seen the size of a Chinese dictionary, you almost need two people to carry it
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You learned English didn't you? It's no harder than that.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why? Chinese are not as stubborn as the French in learning English so much any more.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If someone can speak your language but you cannot speak theirs, you are at a potential disadvantage.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I speck a few languages any ways, for everyone to speck a dozen languages is not practical. As long as you know the national language of the country you are living in, that's good enough
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Until it's not.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think whites, browns, yellow and black people will blend into one color, Brown, and Chinese language is too difficult to learn as it does not relate to most other languages around the world.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Difficult is relative, and it will be a lot more useful to know in the future than, say, French.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  We have cell phones today, you can talk into them in English or Chinese and it translates a voice or text back. I went to China a few times and a lot of young Chinese speak some English
  OR
  You can study for years Chinese and talk to some old Chinese lady who may not want to talk to you.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't blame me when you find yourself at a disadvantage.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I have traveled every continent accept Antarctica and always carry a dictionary or hook up with a translator, do sign language, maps and most of all, a big smile.
  
  Very little disadvantage
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  See? If you run into a Chinese person in Antarctica with the only plane out of there who also happens to be blind you are totally screwed! Don't you feel foolish now?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I would find a way, like always.
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  Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Where theres a will,theres a way
  
  The world becomes a much smaller place when ones mind is open (IMO)
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But you run the risk of infection.
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Pandoras Boxposted 14 years ago
Death! That we like! Bring it on!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wonder where you got your private like attitude from, Columbus maybe.
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habeeposted 14 years ago
Is Canada our new "Manifest Destiny"??
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Pandoras Boxposted 14 years ago
God has spoken. So let it be.

Castle, move to Tijuana.
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Pandoras Boxposted 14 years ago
Naw I'm just kiddin.

Get real. We want Canada about as much as we want France.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I often live in my eco village in Belize
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Show-off!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yep, I'm in show business
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Tom Koeckeposted 14 years ago
I saw a comedian talking about how laid back Canadians are. He said the Salvation Army could whip them.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Who do you think would win in a fight between a Beaver and a Bald Eagle?
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Probably be a split decision!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Pound for pound the wolverine is the toughest land animal in North America, only a beaver has been known to kill them, If a bald Eagle invade her or his den , the Engle will be drowned also.
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  livelongerposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Or between a maple tree and an oak tree?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The maple grows old, sweet, and strong and even the fungus dose a good job and we just shake off the bad news leaves.
  
  Both Maple and Oak trees have lived longer than when our countries were born
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  Tom Koeckeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I suppose if the eagle grabbed the beaver and dropped it from 1,000 feet, the eagle would win, but the beaver would probably have the advantage if it were Roman Greco wrestling rules.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't they have to fight Stone Cold Steve Austin first?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Tom Koecke
  
  The beaver is too big for the Engle to lift unless the Engle cheats and take steroid, the battle would be fought around the water, beaver wins.
  
  Like the local snake defeating the dragon.
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  recommend1posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｈａｔｅ　ｂｉｇ　ｂｅａｖｅｒｓ
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  not as cute as pandas, but hard working
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  Tom Koeckeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Even Gary Payton?!?!
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logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago
All we have to do is give them all the beer they can drink, and then slip in while they are sleeping it off!
The only part I'll lay claim to is Beth!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You can't get that drunk on American beer, won't work.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You haven't tried hard enough.
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ediggityposted 14 years ago
The "invasion" would turn into a lot of heavy drinking, clean up afterward would be the true tragedy.
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  canadawest99posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Canada cannot be conquered. F18s don't work in our winters, tanks would be stuck in the snow and aircraft carriers can't match our icebergs. Plus every citizen is armed with at least 2 hockey sticks.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The Nazi's worst lost ever, was fighting Russian in Russia’s winter. USA Army main boot camps are in warm climates. If they invade us; we will give them, the good old snow job, Yeah!!! We also carry big sticks,
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Or you could slide stones at the advancing army from across the ice. In order to ensure the stones slide on target and at the right speed you could sweep the ice in front of the stone as it was sliding and ...
  
  nevermind
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "The "invasion" would turn into a lot of heavy drinking"
  
  That would almost certainly be the point.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, fresh water.
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Cagsilposted 14 years ago
The USA invading Canada is a ridiculous thought in and of itself.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  USA invading 45 other countries combine since war world Two and mainly killing poor people is too.
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Money spent on the Iraq war will surpass the cost of Vietnam by the end of the year, making it the second most expensive military conflict in American history, behind World War II ...
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  Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Comparatively speaking, possibly.
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  canadawest99posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think the U.S. secretly conquered us a long time ago and they didn't even have to fire a shot.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You might be right, brainwashing is hell of a weapon.
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Kangaroo_Jaseposted 14 years ago
When does Canada invade Australia???

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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I get it, make love not war.
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Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago
Why the heck would we invade Canada, it's too cold up there, and besides we got Alaska. Also, all the Canadians would end up in Florida and make it a Democrat state. No, there is no reason to invade Canada.
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  Jeff Berndtposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  There's an old joke: Canada is a land of missed opportunity: they could have had British culture, French cuisine, and American technology, but they ended up with American culture, British cuisine, and French technology.
  
  Ba-dump bump! Thanks, I'll be here all week; don't forget to tip those hardworking bartenders and waiters!
  
  Seriously, though, invading Canada? What a dumb idea, eh? Only a buncha hosers would do that.
  
  I visit Canada pretty frequently, and I have to say it's a great country full of great folks. There's no reason at all for the US (or anybody, really) to be angry with Canada. Well, perhaps except for the Quebecoise (sp?), but that's an internal matter.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Alaska too cold and Florida is too hot, Vancouver is just right.
  
  To invade, greed is all you need, there are 200 countries with American miltary bases and USA/Russia own 90% of the nuke warheads.
  
  Why ? to own the planet or crowd control, maybe,
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Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago
So, in short the British were good starters,but lousy finishers?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes,very good at inventing, very bad at exploiting!
  
  When Bayliss invented the wind up radio and he was trying to raise funds to produce it, he was told by one merchant banker that it was a stupid idea and he might as well shove it up his ****, that'd work just as well!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Often enough in Canada too, we raise it, Americans graze it
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  Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Canadian companies surely make a business from selling their produce to the USA and of course other countries.
  
  I dont really get your point there?
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Because USA has 10 times the market than Canada’s, most of our talents and bigger businesses move to the USA, wail most of our largest corporation in Canada is owned by Americans.
  
  US know how to make a buck from almost anything, wail we have so many rules
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You guys do seem to produce a remarkable number of talented entertainers, that's for sure.
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  Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Here would be a good place to point out my Hub on the funniest Canadians of all time... but I don't want to self-promote, so I will just post some pics of some famous hot Canadian women..
  
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You need to take that first picture out of your list. She stopped being anything close to hot about 15 years ago. Now she is just silicone and hepatitis.
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  Greek Oneposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thanks to her American boyfriends!!!
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not our fault Canadian women are easy.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  How do you know our women are easy?
  
  Where do you live and how many Canadian women have you gone out with?
  
  Don't count the French Canadian
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've done some field research.
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  Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think that used to be true,but now its becoming increasingly rare to find American made products ,and if they are to be found they cannot compete with imported versions.
  
  My God I live in Ohio (2/3 hrs from Canada) and 80% of fish sold in 3 supermarkets all come from Asia?
  Whats up with that USA?
  
  Really pisses me off.
  I dont want fish from China's polluted waters.
  I want it from Canada or Alaska or New Zealand.
  
  Ok got that off my chest
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thank the regulators and environmentalists.
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Home Girlposted 14 years ago
Yo don't have to invade us we are yours already.

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ShortStoryposted 14 years ago
All kidding aside, Canada is a beautiful country and most of the people I've met from there (in the real world, not online) have been very good folks. In fact, quite a few gals from there have turned out to be very, very friendly folks...
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superwagsposted 14 years ago
Blame Canada, blame Canada; with their beady little eyes and the flappy heads so full of lies!

Blame Canada, blame Canada; they're not even a real country anyway...
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Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago
John Patriotism or Nationalism is alive and well in every country.
The funny thing is that every counry beleives there strengths and skills are unique.

Rommel also said that with the NZ Native Maori and Germanys Adolf Hitler ,they could have won the war-

Like that would ever have happened,their dislike for Germany was almost as great as their dislike for Britian,who incidently have a strong history of invading and bullying colonials.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Eagle, don't get me wrong, I'm only responding to the constant belittling.
  I don't say we're unique, I just respond to the claim that we invented little with the truth.
  It isn't patriotism to deny the truth, it's plain stupidity, especially when the US has many things it can claim greatness in!
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Soooooomebody's got the inferiority complex thing going today....
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, but never mind, you're amongst friends and we won't do more than gently rib you for your beliefs.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You'll be alright. You must have some old books and such from when your land was significant that you can lean on for solace.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Erm, 54% 25% isn't an historical figure you know, it is now
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not historical OR accurate. *snif* *snif* The scent of desperation hangs heavy in the air!
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I knew it, it had to come sometime, the facts are wrong!
  MIT are a bunch of liars!
  
  "We are right, everybody else is wrong!"
  
  Get a life
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You reference ONE uncited opinion by someone at MITI AND feel the need to add all manner of qualifiers and excuses and hang your obviously desperate national pride on THAT?
  
  How the mighty have fallen...
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  One uncited opinion! Qualifiers and excuses!
  
  Keep digging, you'll reach bottom soon.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Did you provide a link? Did you not add qualifiers and excuses? Is the OPINION of someone at MITI the global standard for propping up British people who are insecure and have a weak command of the English language?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, loads.
  Not half so insecure as a bunch of yanks who HAVE to claim credit for everything and have a very poor command of the English language, I mean, faucet! Momentarily! I could care less!
  
  Really, keep practising, you might get to grips with the language soon, in another few generations.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, let's see the link. And while you're at it, let's see the citeria by which someone's opinion at MITI is a globally accepted standard.
  
  We can start there and then get to your language issues later.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've already shown you.
  
  Give it up don't make yourself look really bad.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "The figures offered by MITI are generally agreed throughout the scientific and engineering community."
  
  But not by loser Americans
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You never gave me a link or justified your 'unusual' criteria. You may do so now.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What unusual criteria?
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ""The figures offered by MITI are generally agreed throughout the scientific and engineering community."
  
  That's not a link or any kind of support. That's just a quote of yourself. Come on, tell me what your first language is.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  linklinklinklinklinklinklink
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Look, if you're not happy with what I supplied, it is up to you to provide convincing alternative evidence. It is not up to me to spend countless time providing links which you will refuse to believe.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You NEVER provided a link. How can I be happy with that? I'm not asking you to type the same thing over and over, just ONCE would be nice. You have a link, don't you? You could even provide a link to your post here that contained a link. That would be fine. Anything to suggest you didn't just fish the figures out of the British culinary world (otherwise known as a giant a......)
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Read the post and see the link, OK, not too difficult, unlike you providing alternative contradictory information.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  There was never any link. Show me the link. Don't fear the link. Come link!
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why haven't you posted opposing information yet?
  Could it be that you know you won't find any?
  After all, I have confidence in the information that I posted, you haven't so it's up to you to prove it wrong.
  Think of it as a trial, I've put my side, you oppose it, you prove your side.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You must have the link, right? Don't be stingy.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've given it to you once.
  
  Now, about your counter evidence.
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  Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ohhhhhh was just gonna chirp in and say quit squabbling you two!!
  
  then relised I actually agree with you there John, and Im fine with it ,until an American offers to teach me English
  
  Ok, opinions are one thing ,but lets not attack one another.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You never gave me a link! How are is it to just paste in the reply field?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "How are is it to"
  
  Another fine example of your grasp of the English language.
  
  You have still not provided me with any evidence to contradict me.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You never provided a link and now you are tryying to tap-dance your way out of town...
  
  ...but wait, is a REAL man here to claim his woman?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't just talk, provide me with counter evidence.
  I'm going nowhere. 54% 24%
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Gimme a link first! How the hell do I kow what I'm "counter"ing if you don't make your position plain?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OK, this is the link to evidence of what I knew anyway
  
  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_country … inventions
  
  Now prove me wrong!
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's not a link to a 'study,' that's a link to a passing reference to a supposed 'study.' Come on now, you know better than that.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You haven't quite got the hang of this reply thing have you?
  I'm still waiting for your evidence that the link I provided for you is wrong.
  It should be easy for you to find a link that says Americans are the greatest inventors ever, mustn't it?
  By the way, have you looked up Alan Turing yet? Bill Gates knows.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, no one's ever heard of Turing before... Are you serious? It is beyond ridiculous to try and claim Gates built Microsoft on his work. Why not claim he 'stole' his ideas from the abacus while you're at it?
  
  I am STILL waiting for a link to this 'study' you are resting your entire national identity upon. Not a link to a mention of it but a link to the actual 'study.' If you can't provide one you'd better let it go and try to find something else to hang your pride upon.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And why is the truth ridiculous? I wouldn't claim that he stole his ideas from the abacus because he didn't.
  
  I've told you, if you don't believe that the UK is responsible for 54% of the worlds inventions whilst the US is responsible for a niggardly 25% then it is up to you to prove it. If you can't then it's up to you to let it go and find something else to hang your pride onto!
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  Jim Hunterposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "I've told you, if you don't believe that the UK is responsible for 54% of the worlds inventions whilst the US is responsible for a niggardly 25% then it is up to you to prove it. If you can't then it's up to you to let it go and find something else to hang your pride onto!"
  
  I believe you.
  
  But 54% of useless junk is just useless junk.
  
  25% of brilliant is brilliant.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  54% of useless junk!
  
  Anther sad loser.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Still waiting on that link, champ.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Still waiting for your repudiation chimp.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "How are is it to just"
  
  Translate please.
  
  Still awaiting your proof that I'm wrong.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "And why is the truth ridiculous?"
  
  As soon as you post some we can address the issue.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Still waiting for your repudiation."
  
  Repudiation of what? I've still seen no link. Is it a secret?
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I posted it, if you're incapable of seeing then just back off, eat humble pie!
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  STILL no link to this supposed 'study.' A link to a discussion where someone mentions the study is not valid (for the 1000th time!).
  
  If you can't support your claim, stop making it.
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That would suit you wouldn't it!
  
  I gave you the link, here are a few more for you to deny. I assume that you don't read Japanese.
  
  http://www.thebis.org/newsroom/eureka_uk_300304.php
  http://www.cipa.org.uk/pages/news/artic … 3ACB330129
  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/3 … ction.html
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  John Holdenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Back at you! If you can't support your claim then stop making it.
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You assume incorrectly. Give me the real link. I told you that links to other sources talking about it are not legitimate. Hurry it up.
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think iraq has the greatest raw invention in the world ever
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sometimes, I wonder if SS is linked to Mark
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  ShortStoryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wonder where the link to that ONE actual opinion is.
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Greek Oneposted 14 years ago
We challenge you infidels to attempt to export your imperialist expansion into our free, glorious northern land!

We shall smite thy loins and innards with a wrath unprecedented in warfare!

Whoa to those who dare awake the great northern giant, for his heart is gentle and soft, but his benevolence will dissipate if so much as one hockey game needs to be canceled due to your hostile hostilities of hostilness!
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superwagsposted 14 years ago
I think that the US should invade Canada. It might help stimulate the world's economy.

Ill-advised wars are top of the list of things that the Americans are good at. I believe you should always play to your strengths...
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  American per capita leave the largest carbon foot print on the face of the earth.
  
  Let’s take care of our health, First 1ST before making the American rich, richer
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stclairjackposted 14 years ago
oh hell! thank you for posting this,... i read through the whole conversation,.... this may be the laugh that gets me through the rest of this week!
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SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago
..bon jour, eh?.....folks would start talking funny and smell like maple syrup........

or as Red Green might say "If Canadians don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

..i could go on and on....
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Mmm’m Pancakes and maple syrup
  
  Most of us do not survive on a hamburger, fries and a coke.
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SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago
...no more 'war on drugs' either....juste une guerre sur le fromage....

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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BIG in Quebec
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ...okay now i'd like to see what it looks like from the west coast angle...any thoughts?...i've a few.....but i'll let you go first...lol
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Pot, coffee and donuts
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ....i'm a little further west than you...you gotta swim over.......I was thinking more like socks with sandals even in the winter....do you think they could handle it?......later...gater......
  
  ....aaaahhhhh the west coast of Canada.....
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Many of the hotest looking Babe's in the world, come from Vancouver.
  
  Do you have any of those.
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ...yor lookin' at her....the big island ....not Britain either......VanIsl.....lots of those old guys too who think they own the island and the beaches!
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes, lots of newlyweds and nearly dead
  
  Beaches in Vancouver area are said to be among 10 ten beat beaches in the world, During the Olympic they advertize BC Canada as the best place on earth, although I think that’s over done, sounds a little Nazi
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ...that's Gordie's thing...Christie will say BC is the best place for families...
  
  yup....dead heads.... lol
  
  ...what do they say about the cash from all the nearly dead?...something about there is so much of it, it could sink the island....
  
  ...lots of sayings - i luv it....i have a few of my own as in 'socks with sandals'!
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Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago
Thats quite a crowd
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SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago
... mon dieu....you dissin' the french?
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  SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ...couldn't get the picture up
  
  "French me, I'm Canadian"
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's not fair, the french are too sexy, from my experience anyway.
  
  I have lived more in Ontario and we have clubs, the French have parties.
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thirdmilleniumposted 14 years ago
You know, the US should in deed invade Canada. Serves them right : Canada has cleverly let Justin Beiber infest the US
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What about all the USA boy bands and rap we are forced to listen to.
  
  This is just revenge
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  thirdmilleniumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ok, peace. In the name of Gordon Lightfoot
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good, Cool it babe
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  Castlepalomaposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  American Revolution.
  
  The American Revolutionary War (1775–1783
  20,000 American Death
  
  The 1812 war , at that time we were not a real country anyway.
  20, 000 American death, the native dislike the American greater than the French, British and Canadian combined
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