Wow.....just Wow

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  1. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    WATCH: Santorum backer Friess suggests "aspirin between their knees" as contraception http://tpm.ly/xHSYJj

    1. shea duane profile image59
      shea duaneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      wow is right! i don't think there is anything else to say...

    2. Evan G Rogers profile image75
      Evan G Rogersposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      People who support a candidate do not necessarily share the same opinions as the candidate.

      Watch me use your line of reasoning to reach completely idiotic conclusions:

      "I like Jesus; my tax money goes towards middle eastern wars; Jesus was middle eastern.... ... thus, I like Jesus; I like killing Jesus; and Jesus loves killing Jesus as well"

      1. John Holden profile image61
        John Holdenposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Well, you did say that it was idiotic and I can't disagree with you there!

        You never heard of people who vote because their fathers voted that way or because that's what I am, I don't really know what that candidate stands for but he's my party so he gets my vote!

        1. Evan G Rogers profile image75
          Evan G Rogersposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Actually, I have heard of that.

          ... were you trying to refute my point?

          1. John Holden profile image61
            John Holdenposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            No, it was too idiotic to refute.

            1. Evan G Rogers profile image75
              Evan G Rogersposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              ... so you think that someone who supports you shares all of your opinions?

              Intriguing. It's like, reverse identity theft.

              wait... not intriguing...

              ...what's the word I'm looking for?

              Oh yeah! Ludicrous.

              1. John Holden profile image61
                John Holdenposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Not at all, I'd hate for anybody who felt the same way as me to share all my opinions.

  2. WillStarr profile image82
    WillStarrposted 6 years ago

    It's an old joke that goes all the way back to the introduction of The Pill.

    (yawn)

    1. lovemychris profile image66
      lovemychrisposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Well darn...us young gals missed that one.

      Hey freeze...you want a viagra pill? guvmint pays!! It's free.  Oh--you want me to have a baby but you don't want to help take care of it???

      Why here in capitalist-land we call that a bad deal. Non-Negotiable. Out Of The Question.

      1. Jillian Barclay profile image77
        Jillian Barclayposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Far be it from me to suggest that an apirin might be too big to offer much in the way of protection if your partner is a Republican...

        1. lovemychris profile image66
          lovemychrisposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Lol!...Yes, well...you know they say that those who need to carry a big gun are lacking in other areas...

          I would BET that Mr Freeze there has one of them guns.

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image77
      Eaglekiwiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yep, lol

  3. K9keystrokes profile image94
    K9keystrokesposted 6 years ago

    I feel exactly how the interviewer feels...trying to catch my breath after his comment...

  4. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Damn!!!! I thought I invented that!!! yikes

                      big_smile

  5. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image96
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 6 years ago

    Oh, geez - that joke sure dates him and labels him, in more ways than one.  That reminds me of the guy who ran for governor here in Texas who cracked an equally crude joke about women.  Look it up - it's still online (no swear words, but it doesn't deserve repeating here).  Fortunately, he lost the election.  Wonder if this guy's comment will affect Santorum's candidacy?

    1. couturepopcafe profile image59
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Can't wait til all the good ole boys are dead and buried.

  6. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    In THAT party??

    They held a hearing today on birth control and didn't invite any women members of Congress!!!

    1. couturepopcafe profile image59
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Ridiculous to say the least. A panel to discuss women's health issues and no women on board! The entire panel should have been women!

  7. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    Roseanne Barr

    "lying conservative half wits: you can't have smaller government and then stick the government up women's v*gin*s to check for zygotes."

    She's running for prez on the Green Party ticket.

    1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Good for her.

      1. couturepopcafe profile image59
        couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        roll

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          She's running for prez on the green party ticket, Good for her! Was my remark problematic in some way?

      2. lovemychris profile image66
        lovemychrisposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        "the crux of my campaign-to rid america of rule by 1%"

  8. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    Uh oh:

    "If Virginia fetuses are people, then they're entitled to CHILD SUPPORT FROM CONCEPTION!"

    keep tellin ya...you'd better just vasectomize the boys...it'd be cheaper wink

    Since you DO want to prevent abortion...right?

  9. Mighty Mom profile image81
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    What a quaint idea!
    Gals holding their knees together with aspirin.
    Just love how it's always the women's responsibility.

    Here's a "modern" update for ya, Mr. Santorum supporter:
    Take that aspirin and stick it up your urethra.
    And I don't mean those puny little low dose Bayers, neither.
    I mean a big old Excedrin Migraine Strength horsepill.
    SIDEWAYS.

    sad

    1. Larael profile image70
      Laraelposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah Mighty Mom!  You tell em!  wink  I definitely agree.

      1. couturepopcafe profile image59
        couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry, Mom, gotta disagree with ya on this one. It is always a woman's responsibility and if you tell your daughters differently, you're doing them an injustice.

        It's their responsibility to protect themselves by not having sex with a guy who hasn't been checked out, won't wear a condom, or whatever other route she wants to take. But the bottom line is women bear the children. If you don't want children or abortion, you need to protect yourself.

        Don't ever trust a guy you don't know very well to tell you something regarding this. Find out the facts about him for yourself.

        If more girls were educated in this regard, they might not be so quick to jump into bed with a veritable stranger.

        1. Disturbia profile image60
          Disturbiaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I agree completely with couturepopcafe.  It's the woman who gets pregnant, so it will ultimately always be her responsibility.

          1. lovemychris profile image66
            lovemychrisposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            So it should be her responsibilty if she wants to abort the fetus....and these people want to take that out of the equation.

            That completely puts a lie to the statement that it's all on the woman. They are telling her no--it's on the state to decide what she will do.

            And THEN the state tells her "You're on your own"...after forcing her to do what they order!

            If you people want to say that it's all the womans responsibilty, you cannot then take choices away from her!

            Because what I hear you saying is a woman decides her sexual life until she gets pregnant....then you take over.

    2. Randy Godwin profile image92
      Randy Godwinposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Ha!  You didn't think we knew what "Urethra" meant, didja MM!  smile  That's what the old Greek dude yelled out when he finally found the soap in the bathtub!  Geesh, try and make us look dumb again, willya!  yikes




                          (stay tuned for a new serpentine emblem)

      1. Mighty Mom profile image81
        Mighty Momposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Truth be told, Randy, I had to look up the term. lol
        I thought it was the vas defrens.
        Nope. The penis tube is the urethra. The one they stick the Foley up when you're in the hospital. Apparently that is not a pleasurable experience for men.

        I think a nice capsule shaped pill would make excellent birth control for Neanderthals like this clown who refer to women as "gals."
        Don't you?
        smile

    3. K9keystrokes profile image94
      K9keystrokesposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Huge HubHugs MM! Spot on! cool

    4. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I 've just though of a new forum post. Men who abandon their partners and babies should be forced to work 100 hours per week non paid child care, they must give up their jobs, survive on welfare and if they ever dare to get a woman pregnant again must have a forced vasectomy as a minimum requirement, castration as the max.

    5. Hollie Thomas profile image61
      Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Believe it or not, in my teenage years we were told to put an Uncle Joe's mint ball between our knees. I was very skinny back then, which is why it invariably always dropped to the floor. smile

      1. John Holden profile image61
        John Holdenposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I'm sorry to be crude but anybody who thinks a woman with her knees tightly together is "safe" is sadly delusional.

        1. Hollie Thomas profile image61
          Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Omg, I'm visualising things I rather wouldn't.

          1. John Holden profile image61
            John Holdenposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Sorry sad but there is nothing unpleasant about it

            1. Disturbia profile image60
              Disturbiaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              wink

        2. couturepopcafe profile image59
          couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Why John? That's actually the safest route. I don't see your point.

          1. kirstenblog profile image75
            kirstenblogposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            It is possible to have sex with ones legs together, hell you can have your legs technically crossed and still have sex. Reading the post in a very literal sense knees together isn't fool proof as the spoon position usually has knees together wink

            1. couturepopcafe profile image59
              couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              I guess I was taking it metaphorically. People make things far more complicated than they need to be, IMO. Have sex, don't have sex. Who cares. Educate your children and suffer the consequences or reap the satisfaction of your decisions. It's always been that way. We're so much more aware of consequences now thanks to media that this should be a no brainer. Instead it literally turns into not having any brain.

    6. lovemychris profile image66
      lovemychrisposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yeh..and then if he needs medical help for the pain....we'll deny it to him.

      Because you know....aspirin is against my religion. God should heal. Ergo...no one gets pain killers anymore.

      1. Eaglekiwi profile image77
        Eaglekiwiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        MM  lol  lol  lol @humor

  10. psycheskinner profile image82
    psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago

    It was a crude and stupid thing to say that shows how out of touch that whole hearing was with anything approaching reality.  Saying women don't need a pill because they can just say no is right up there with saying we shouldn't take rape seriously because 'a girl can run father with her skirt up than a man can with his trousers down'.

    1. John Holden profile image61
      John Holdenposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "a girl can run father"

      We slipping into incest here? lol

  11. A Troubled Man profile image60
    A Troubled Manposted 6 years ago

    "My aspirin joke bombed as many didn’t recognize it as a joke but thought it was my prescription for today’s birth control practices," he wrote on "Foster's Campfire Blog," where he posts along with other contributors. "In fact, the only positive comments I got were from folks who remembered it from 50 years back. Birth control pills weren’t yet available, so everyone laughed at the silliness on how an aspirin could become a birth control pill."

    "After listening to the segment tonight, I can understand how I confused people with the way I worded the joke and their taking offense is very understandable," he wrote. "To all those who took my joke as modern day approach I deeply apologize and seek your forgiveness." He noted that his wife didn't like the joke, either.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/1 … 84387.html

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image81
      Uninvited Writerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Can you say back pedal? lol

      1. A Troubled Man profile image60
        A Troubled Manposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Exactly. What will be interesting to hear is Santorum's take on it considering that without the funding from Friess' SuperPac, Santorum would have to drop out.

        This could be interesting.

    2. couturepopcafe profile image59
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for posting this. It just proves there's no room for humor in politics.

    3. profile image0
      jenuboukaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, now I get it.... I thought the pill between the knees was the poor man's version the thigh master workout.....

      Anyone, Anyone?
      Hello, is thing on?

      1. shea duane profile image59
        shea duaneposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        funny

  12. WillStarr profile image82
    WillStarrposted 6 years ago

    "It is always a woman's responsibility and if you tell your daughters differently, you're doing them an injustice."

    And that's why women control sex. It's strictly their decision, protected by law! Otherwise, it's rape and prison, and men know it.

    1. Disturbia profile image60
      Disturbiaposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Women don't always control sex.  They are often pressured or manipulated into it, and unfortunately, not all rapists go to prison.

  13. habee profile image93
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    I can't believe Santorum is rising in the GOP polls. He's exactly what we DON'T need - a fiscal liberal and a social (extreme) conservative. I don't want to elect a preacher as POTUS. I much prefer a fiscal conservative and social moderate.

  14. PrettyPanther profile image87
    PrettyPantherposted 6 years ago
  15. WillStarr profile image82
    WillStarrposted 6 years ago

    I remember the joke. When The Pill first came out, the joke was:

    "An aspirin works just as well as The Pill."

    "Really?"

    "Yeah!. You just hold it between your knees!"



    I heard it from a woman, but I guess we had a sense of humor back then.

    1. lovemychris profile image66
      lovemychrisposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      There's another version of it too: *chuckle* *chuckle*...

      "Ya should have kept your legs closed s*ut"

  16. Jillian Barclay profile image77
    Jillian Barclayposted 6 years ago

    Even though this is a serious issue and portrays how little respect women command at the hands of those who seek to control them (us), just had to inject some humor targeting them, for a change...

    And yes, I laughed at the thought of Freiss and having a gun collection!

  17. donotfear profile image87
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    The comment was in very poor taste....tut-tutt!!!

  18. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    "After week dominated by women's health issues, Sunday show guests are 100% male"

    Go figure

    Trying to get this song as sung by that English young woman-she sings barefoot--...but I can't think of her name! arggh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE

  19. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    "For the record, the #TSA groping and #Virginia transvaginal probes are all in the same pile of shaming and violating citizens."

  20. profile image0
    Sooner28posted 6 years ago

    Haha yeah I saw this when it first happened.  What a crazy man...

  21. lovemychris profile image66
    lovemychrisposted 6 years ago

    Rosanne's politcal speech...

    Makes me laugh. And cry.


    http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/home.php

 
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