Where da white women?

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years ago

   Discuss

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      habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Howdy, Sheriff Bart! Where ya been? How's Mongo?

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      logic,commonsenseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I'm looking for some fine black women myself! 

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         habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         What you got against us white women?

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            logic,commonsenseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I heard chocolate is good for you!

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               habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               
               
               Batches? We don' need no stinkin' batches!

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            If you can't tell what I have against you...

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               habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               So...when they said, "You was hung," they were wrong?
               
               Remember, dear Ron - fifteen is my limit...on schnitzengruben!

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      RachaelLeflerposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I quoted blazing saddles. Bitches love it when you quote blazing saddles.

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         Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         I once quoted the farting scene. Didn't go over so well.

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Was it at a Partylite candle meeting?

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   Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

   They're out buying sunscreen and not being sassy.

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      habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      HEY - I don't wear sunscreen, AND I'm pretty darn sassy!

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         Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         A relative term. Are you "scandalize Steve Martin" sassy or just plain ol' vanilla sassy?

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            habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Depends on the situation. lol

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years ago

   'scuse me while I whip this out...

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      habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Tell me...is it twue what they say about you people? Ooohh, it's twue, it's twue!!
      
      A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-HRbsej … re=related

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years ago

   Daddy loves Froggy.  Does Froggy love Daddy?

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      habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      De Camptown ladies?

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   Eric Newlandposted 12 years ago

   "They said you was hung!"
   
   "I was!"

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   habeeposted 12 years ago

   Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years ago

   Up yours Ni###&
   
   I accidentally posted this in the other thread.
   
   Is there any way to delete these?

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      couturepopcafeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You have a limited amount of time to delete. Hit 'more' next to the 'reply' option and hit 'delete'.

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         Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Thanks
         
         I'm new here.

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            couturepopcafeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            So, you're not the same Ron Montgomery that used to have the football helmet avatar?

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               Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               ?

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               Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               I'm starting to get a vague suspicion his account was hijacked, actually. Exhibit A being 10,000 posts and still not sure how to work the forum.

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                  Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  I've wondered about that too.

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                     Josakposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     wut?

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      Eric Newlandposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      

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   luvpassionposted 12 years ago

   You might try the mall for sobbing out loud!

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 12 years ago

   ...watchya up to?...i must have missed a thread or sumthin'

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    klarawieckposted 12 years ago

    OKay, maybe it's the Cuban in me. . . but I'm not getting this conversation. What in the world?!!!

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       habeeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Lines from the movie - Blazing Saddles. Ron's avatar pic is of Sheriff Bart, the main character.

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          klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          Ok. I'm sure if I start quoting Soviet cartoons no one would get it either.

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

             Maybe that's what killed the Soviet Union, lack of humor..

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                recommend1posted 12 years agoin reply to this

                That's not funny.

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                   Ron Montgomeryposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                   It loses something in the translation...

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                klarawieckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                We (cubans) killed their cinema, given that they exported their cartoons to Cuba and no one ever bothered to translate them to Spanish. And because they repeated the same cartoons every day we ended up memorizing the lines and attempting to establish conversations with the Soviets that lived in Cuba. Not much of a conversation there . . . They'd ask us something like "Where's this bus headed?" in Russian, and we'd respond "I'm going to the Milky Way to get milk for Maia!"
                
                One of the many things that didn't help communism succeed.

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    Pearldiverposted 12 years ago

    Sheesh RM....   Could someone pass that dope under that hat??

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