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Where da white women?

  1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Discuss

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Howdy, Sheriff Bart! Where ya been? How's Mongo?

    2. profile image64
      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I'm looking for some fine black women myself!  smile

      1. habee profile image94
        habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        What you got against us white women?

        1. profile image64
          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          I heard chocolate is good for you! smile

          1. habee profile image94
            habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            lol

            Batches? We don' need no stinkin' batches!

        2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          If you can't tell what I have against you...

          1. habee profile image94
            habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            So...when they said, "You was hung," they were wrong? lol

            Remember, dear Ron - fifteen is my limit...on schnitzengruben!

    3. RachaelLefler profile image96
      RachaelLeflerposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I quoted blazing saddles. Bitches love it when you quote blazing saddles.

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I once quoted the farting scene. Didn't go over so well.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Was it at a Partylite candle meeting?

  2. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    They're out buying sunscreen and not being sassy.

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      HEY - I don't wear sunscreen, AND I'm pretty darn sassy!

      1. Eric Newland profile image61
        Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        A relative term. Are you "scandalize Steve Martin" sassy or just plain ol' vanilla sassy?

        1. habee profile image94
          habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Depends on the situation. lol

  3. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    'scuse me while I whip this out...

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Tell me...is it twue what they say about you people? Ooohh, it's twue, it's twue!!

      A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-HRbsej … re=related

  4. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Daddy loves Froggy.  Does Froggy love Daddy?

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      De Camptown ladies?

  5. Eric Newland profile image61
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    "They said you was hung!"

    "I was!"

  6. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

  7. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Up yours Ni###&

    I accidentally posted this in the other thread.

    Is there any way to delete these?

    1. couturepopcafe profile image61
      couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      You have a limited amount of time to delete. Hit 'more' next to the 'reply' option and hit 'delete'.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Thanks

        I'm new here.

        1. couturepopcafe profile image61
          couturepopcafeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          So, you're not the same Ron Montgomery that used to have the football helmet avatar?

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            ?

          2. Eric Newland profile image61
            Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I'm starting to get a vague suspicion his account was hijacked, actually. Exhibit A being 10,000 posts and still not sure how to work the forum.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              I've wondered about that too.

              1. Josak profile image60
                Josakposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                wut?

    2. Eric Newland profile image61
      Eric Newlandposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  8. luvpassion profile image59
    luvpassionposted 6 years ago

    You might try the mall for sobbing out loud! roll

  9. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    lol...watchya up to?...i must have missed a thread or sumthin'

  10. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    OKay, maybe it's the Cuban in me. . . but I'm not getting this conversation. What in the world?!!! yikes

    1. habee profile image94
      habeeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Lines from the movie - Blazing Saddles. Ron's avatar pic is of Sheriff Bart, the main character.

      1. profile image0
        klarawieckposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Ok. I'm sure if I start quoting Soviet cartoons no one would get it either.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Maybe that's what killed the Soviet Union, lack of humor..

          1. recommend1 profile image70
            recommend1posted 6 years agoin reply to this

            That's not funny.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              It loses something in the translation...

          2. profile image0
            klarawieckposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            We (cubans) killed their cinema, given that they exported their cartoons to Cuba and no one ever bothered to translate them to Spanish. And because they repeated the same cartoons every day we ended up memorizing the lines and attempting to establish conversations with the Soviets that lived in Cuba. Not much of a conversation there . . . They'd ask us something like "Where's this bus headed?" in Russian, and we'd respond "I'm going to the Milky Way to get milk for Maia!"

            One of the many things that didn't help communism succeed.

  11. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Sheesh RM.... big_smile  Could someone pass that dope under that hat?? smile

 
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