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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
now seeing as how i started a forum for all the ladies to say what they would like to see changed about men, I would like to ask you men the same question. what changes would you like to see from women in our world?
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Steven, I had always considered you an intelligent man, so I need to ask.
  Why the death wish?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  tis a lure to bring me in..... Where are you Steven???!!!??
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  Paradise7posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Where the heck is everybody??? Beth, I see you, Earnest, I see you, where's eveybody else tonight?? Doing something fun, I hope..
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hey Paradise!
  
  Must be the weekend...let's see...Friday night? hmmm.... I wonder!
  
  I'm fixing my car in the middle of the night but just hit my head on the hood. It's all SRwnSON's fault!!!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That was cute; "Blinky Light," I was just teasing.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And so was I (only about hitting my head )
  
  Hey Earnest! One very old '69 Buick Le Sabre....my very first car that I drove (and learned how to drive) I need a few more petro stations of gas to fill it though!
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  Paradise7posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yet another "Crate of Wrath"!!!!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A very nice old car! We convert em to run on gas, we have lots of cheap natural gas here.
  I still run an 84 Honda around town, it's still great!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeah, holds thousands of great memories. Haven't thought of converting it to nat. gas before. hmm...there's an idea. Thanks Earnest!
  
  And Paradise, I rarely drive it but when I do, it burns clean, clean, CLEAN!!
  
  And, Earnest is one of the best men around! One of my favs!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What sort of clunker is that Beth? Need a hand?
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  Paradise7posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You really are a nice guy...whenever I bitch about guys in general, I certainy DON't mean YOU!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well thank you very much!
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  im here, and your right beth. i did create this forum just get your attention. unfortunately, i had to leave to run some errands while you were here, so it looks like i missed you. however, hopefully i'll see you again soon.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol. because i was trying to lure beth to this forum, so i can talk to her. sadly, i had to run some errands for a while when she was here. but it almost worked.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You'll have to bring some flowers and chocolates to keep me around all night.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And where's Steven now ??
  
  hi Beth !!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A third breast would be nice.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Some of us have a hard enough time trying to find a big enough cup for the ones we have lol. Three omg that is suicide.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  They wouldn't have to be huge, it's just...I have two hands plus a mouth....
  
  I'm just sayin'. If she really loved me, she'd get the surgery.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  To be honest I'm not sure if it was that last joint, or you are all over it today Ron!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  LAST JOINT ????!!!!!
  
  Are we running out???
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  No Ron the last one I had before this one!
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It's like pondering eternity. Thinking about the possibilty of there being a last joint sends shivers dow my spine.
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ron, you crack me up. I haven't said so in the religious threads lately, cause i'm trying to be more sensitive to the sensitive believers, but you always crack me up.
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  Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I think the religious threads are where laughter is most needed.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  My feeling exactly - but it should be on her back, then there would be some point in dancing.
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  Dog On A Missionposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I wish women would feel able to ask direct questions instead of hinting at things or dancing around an issue.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's funny. It's always been my experience the man never asks for directions and prefers to go round and round in circles until he keels over from being dizzy. At which point, his confounded confusion leads him to believe that it's his mate's fault for his lack of direction.
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  Jo Wposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yes!!
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tantrumposted 14 years ago
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  somehow i doubt this forum will be that popular as most guys know better than to cross any lady. lol. besides, i think all girls are perfect in their own way.
  
  however, there are a few that are stuck up and mean. thankfully, that's rare though.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not so rare. You would be surprised !!
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  thisisoliposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  As soon as I saw the title of this thread I was wondering how long it would take for you to join in!
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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mega1posted 14 years ago
yes, and I doubt if I COULD stop being so stuck up and mean, even if I tried!
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
I can’t speak for every woman, but I wish mine would learn what a “Check Engine” light means
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It means tell your man to check the engine
  
  I knew the women were gonna hijack this thread.
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  pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lmfao that's right thats what is means to me hehe cept when i didnt have a man
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  so bloody true!!!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well, you're here Ernest!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi Beth, Hi guys and gals! She (PB) often cracks me up! I love that!
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Did you post this in the wrong thread - shouldn't this be over on the 'girl who talks during sex' discussion ?
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oooh, baby. Check the engine, baby. Baby check the engine. The engine, baby, check it. It's hot baby check the engine. Baby, check - the - damned - engine! engine! engine! engine! oooooohhhhhhh......
  
  Okay. Alright. I'm gonna make my grocery list now. No you keep going, hon.. I'm fine. Just, let me get a pen...
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  Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  When I check it -- it's always there. so far so good.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
That is the answer she gave, after the engine quit in her car because she kept driving with a busted radiator hose!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  She was in a hurry to come home and see you
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Not only can I check the engine, I can change a flat on my own...the filter....the blinky light....fill the washer fluid...but can't change the oil (yet)
  
  Now, we all know that us girls are purrrfect, right guys?
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The blinky light?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Tis late where I am and me Capt'n and I have been in the rhum...the blinky thing....believe it's called the signal light (ya know, red for attached, yellow for possible, green for go) OH !!!!!! I meant that other blinky turning light signal that ya find near the bumpers
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't forget put gas in....
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  and even have the jerry can filled to the brim (hmmm...never did figure out how to spell that one!)
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Paradise7posted 14 years ago
Guys REALLY don't have much to say, do they????? Yes, It's a challenge, go for it...

The gauntlet is thrown...
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iantoPFposted 14 years ago
Typical conversation between any man and the woman he's in a relationship with;
Her "You said (fill in the blanks)
Him "I never said that"
Her "That's what you meant to say"
Him "But I didn't say it"
Her "If you said what you meant to say that would have been what you said"
Awkward silence...........
Him "Can I touch your boobies now?"
Her "Get away from me"
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  iantoPF...you forgot;
  
  Her "My mother said you would say (fill in the blanks)
  Him "Can I touch your boobies now??"
  Her "I have a headache."
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Oh is that chocolate I see in one hand and a kilo of prawns in the other?.
  Oh suddenly my headache is gone. Amazing what a Panadol can do."
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A kilo of prawns? If they're Queensland prawns that's only about half a dozen!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I know Earnest but that would do the job for me. A quick cure for a headache LMAO.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Go away headache! That works sometimes, thought I'd give it a try! I hope it goes real soon. BP it should be illegal for you to get headaches, and I will have it banned after the next elections!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  (BP whispers to Earnest so no-one can hear), "I never get head-aches ever lol."
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  Jo Wposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I was just going to ask what a headache was???
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  A one-in-a-million girl eh?
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  Jo Wposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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Jared in Vegasposted 14 years ago
Okay, I'm going to "man up," here, and I'm going to catch a lot of flack for saying this, but here goes nothing. I have two girl, I'm sorry, women roommates. I don't have any problem living with them for the most part, but I have to ask - do they really have to cry that much? And I don't mean cry as in whining, I mean tears rolling, face turning red actual crying. As first I felt sorry for them but after two years there are some issues where I just think to myself "Really? That's what got you going?"
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well Jared, that is pretty annoying, but be thankful it is not two men doing that. Small mercies.
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  Jared in Vegasposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ha! That's true. I also have a male roommate and if he started crying it would just be embarrassing for both of us.
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  pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol i understand what you are saying but being the person i am i dont cry often but when i do its full force red face , tears rollin, puffy eyes, i have been through a lot so i learned not to cry over everything
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMFAO! Me too! I hate it when women do that! Like what am I supposed to do now? And i don't have the easy way out of being a man, I'm supposed to sympathize with them and all and understand, and it drives me friggin' nuts!
  
  I mean some things it's understandable, and i can relate when it's justified, but jeepers creepers people, pull yourselves together already!
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  Jared in Vegasposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You ladies agree with me! I think I'm going to cry.
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  Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That's it. I'm leaving.
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  Jared in Vegasposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'll try to control myself, I promise.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  That old lie - that's what I want to change in women !!! comes with credit card discussions usually.
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RKHenryposted 14 years ago
I like to see less irrational behavior. I get real sick and tired of paying for my girls, "PMS moments" of bad behavior, and excessive spending. Wish I had an excuse to act like a spoiled, mindless brat.

Hell, if I need a new pair of boxers, I have to wait in order to pay for her last 3 PMS shopping sprees. It really pisses me off.

Women's personal bleeding times, should not be the "world of men's" problem.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  UH-OH I see flashing eyes and snarling after this post!
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Nah, just a premeditated, preplanned HUGE shopping spree within the next few weeks, and a few GFs tagging along to help spend the bucks!!!
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  ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  Can I come? I never have my own "bleeding time" shopping sprees... apparently I've been missing out on some time-honored traditions.
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
oops, that kinda didn't come out the right way....ahhh, again.

Have some fun guys (and BP, a kilo of prawns would do the trick! lol )
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Good morning Tant! hmmm...busy I guess.

Good morning Shawn! The way to BP's heart is prawns!!
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prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago
hi Beth and Thoughtful! we can all come hehe, but like BP I never have headache but I can cause headache as well, NAH -- just kidding
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  ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hi Maita!
  
  I rarely have a headache myself... maybe its something about HP women.
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  prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hehe yes maybe about HP-- maybe the forum, the drama, and bickerings, it is fun never a dull moment here, there is what I call -- (allow me to be very bad this am) "masturbation" of the mind, intellectual debates gone into low belt hitting literally and subconsciously,
  
  but for women like us, have fun, give fun and GO SHOPPING ---
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  ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Maybe you're right.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I guess cos we are superwomen, HP women, heck we are one of a kind.
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Hey PDH and Thoughtful! Let's get together and go S-H-O-P-P-I-N-G, but let's pick up BP and her kilo of prawns! We'll have lunch first --- we'll need the energy!
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  ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I'm in!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh dang me too girls, just let me pack a lemon and some tartare sauce in my hand-bag.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BP ya gotta lift the pawn intake!
  As a Queenslander I know you can scoff at least a shipping box of em!
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
You girls did a great job hijacking this spot. Prawn?
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why thank you! I'll have a few dark chocolate covered cherries with that, pleeze. Will you join us?
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Hmmm...tempting, but there is some drama unfolding in one of the religion threads and I was thinking about putting my two-cents worth in. What'ya think?
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  can i join you ladies? i bought a bouquet of flowers and candy for you beth.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh Beth you ought to be a bloke, you know the key to my heart LMAO.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yes a kilo will be fine
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Josedwwwebposted 14 years ago
I love being a man because there are women to brighten my life.
Juicy, curvy and gorgeous girls are great to love, share life with and being with them by the pool or at the beach.
Healthy, fleshy babes are blessings I enjoy a lot.
Jose Damaso Ramon
http://www.josedweblink.com
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
anyone else have something to add?
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
i guess not....
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
I wish my woman would buy more Jellybeans.
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
i love jelly beans!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Me too, have you tried the gourmet ones?
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  yep, sure have, those are the best.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And you can make recipes too, if you put one lemon and one coconut one in your mouth you get lemon meringue pie mmmmmmmmmmmm
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brianzenposted 14 years ago
But which jellybeans are best? Starburst, Traditional, Jellybelly?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh Brian these ones without doubt. I am telling you they are orgasmic.
  Flavours are buttered popcorn, cheesecake etc
  
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Imagining you saying that out loud just made me smile.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  a lot!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Ditto that!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You know she's australian right? That is so hot!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  the accent when she typed orgasmic.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I didn't know but...COOL. Topless beaches eh?
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I am not saying anything else just now. except orgasmic!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I will never look at jelly beans the same way again!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I would have liked to have seen that
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good morning BP I see the same guys still chasing you all over - when you gonna tell' em we are bonded ?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Good morning China, have you escaped yet from your chains?. Hold on I will go downstairs to my dungeon and check on you.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Don't nice it up just cos others are listening - we know you mean 'walk' on me not check on me! and don't forget the coffee
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Haha China hang on I will don a pair of stilhettos and finish your back massage.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oooooooooooooooh! Now that's gotta smart!!
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AdsenseStrategiesposted 14 years ago
Fewer clothes.
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earnestshubposted 14 years ago
BP is personally responsible for the extreme heat in Queensland!
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brianzenposted 14 years ago
I know it, but I think we scared her off. Sorry BP wherever you are.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Scared BP off??????????
  That is now officially the most incorrect thought expressed on hubpages! Stake me life on it!
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  she is one of a kind.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You guys could never scare me off. I went to buy some jelly beans to have one of those orgasmic experiences LMAO.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Haha Earnest you know me so well.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  nah, more than likely she probably had to leave do something. i doubt seriously any us scared her off. lol.
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  Beth100posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Little do you men know...us girls on trying on some little things in the store at the moment...just a payback at that comment earlier.
  
  If you're all really, really, really good, we just might model for ya.
  
  But first, gotta check with Rochelle to make sure the engine is still there.....oh, she meant the car.... my mistake
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  lol. well, i bought you some flowers and candy earlier, does that count as being good for ya, beth?
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Aww you are a romantic Steve.
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thanks bp. i appreciate you saying that. that means a lot to me coming from you.
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srwnsonposted 14 years ago
We was just teasing ma'am...

So much for the guys forum.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Well brianzen, we could talk important men's stuff till they come back.
  Hows the golf and fishing where you are?
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brianzenposted 14 years ago
Too wet for golf, And fishing is okay but in a few weeks they might be doing better, just started warming up here. I don't really do much of either. But I go occasionally.
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  brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And you?
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maven101posted 14 years ago
Considering the entire history of mankind, women have been subjective to men and their demands...

That you would still care, that you would still love, that you would still romance, that you would still seek to understand the male species is a wonder.

Shakespeare said, “Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.” Whether this is true only a woman knows. But the so-called “challenge” of learning why a woman thinks and feels as she does is one of the most beautiful learning experiences of life.

The kingdom of life is divided into three parts: female, male, and things.

Seeking to learn the heart and mind of a woman is to see another side of that kingdom and to understand it more fully.

Of all things that bleed and grow, an herb most bruised is woman...Euripides
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  If you have two hours to kill, ask a woman, "how was your day?"
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Yeh! Geeze I haven't been that silly since about a day into my first marriage!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  What you do is ask it when you first come in, turn on the TV and lay on the couch. Oh! be sure and throw in a yes babe, once every 10 minutes.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  "Ask it"..........oooooooooooooooo......"don't you mean ask her?"...lol I thought you were talking about a hippopotamus.
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh NO! " How was your day my dear"
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  The "it" I was refering to is the question.
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It has been bonza!!!
  Just popped out for a driving lesson...apart from running into a car in the car-park I thought I did pretty well ROFL.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  i am just imagining you doing this to BP I think you would get more than a stilleto backupuncture bro !
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I've been married three times, so there are a couple women who consider me insensitive. Maybe if the first had liked jellybeans.
  
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  It would be this China...
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  But your bum looks big in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  LMAO you stirrer.
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BP, I'm sensing a trend or perhaps a fetish with whips,leather, and stiletto's! My kind of woman!
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  BP is it only me who can't see the graphic?
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I can see it - you gotta really really BELIEVE - then all becomes clear
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  You can't see it Earnest?
  Wow that is strange.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
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  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Oh Logiccccccccccc!!!!
  Coming from a man who has experienced it. So nice to see you sweetpea.
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thanks for that. We guys are good at sharing too aren't we mate? See, I never would of thought of that by meself, so I have learnt from you today.
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  china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  As I am aged I will also tell you lesson 2. When she susses out what you are doing position a mirror so that she thinks you are looking at her and not the tv
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  earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Now this is seriously good man talk! Good devious stuff... almost like a woman. God ya gotta learn how to get slippery as an eel! Again, a fine feminine trait!
  
  Am I gonna survive having said that?
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  Jo Wposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  ....hey you know women so well! lol (Damn!)...devious was our secret weapon!
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Stevennix2001posted 14 years ago
hi beth!
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Beth100posted 14 years ago
Hello kitty! Only here for a short spell before I leave again....
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  Stevennix2001posted 14 years agoin reply to this
  thats fine. any moment spending time with you is worth it.
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figmentposted 14 years ago
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I thought you were one!
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  figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  close minus the plastic
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I would never think you had any plastic in you!
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  figmentposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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  logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Love the ears!
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  srwnsonposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  And the calves!!
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  Jo Wposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  hey! Where did you get that pic of me? I thought i had them all safely locked away?
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
Aches are as traditional as the sermon on Sunday
and they can become tedious
too.
Like cobwebs on the ceiling,
or maybe we better say panties drying
over the tub?
So get them out of here.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  
  hi Charlie !!
  You always make me smile !!
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
Hello tantrum. Are you one of those guilty of this crime against men every where? Yer too funny woman
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Sometimes !
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  I rate your hub up, but there's nowhere to leave a comment. So I'll comment it here.
  
  I like your new style. Thumbs up !!!!
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  ralwusposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Thanks babe. We'll see how it goes. Micky just did a question on that to me. LOL *edit* now I must go see a G man about some taxes. bye for now
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Why can't we leave comments ? I'll have to e-mail you every time I read you ! LOL!
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
It must be a love thing, or something devious of that nature.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  Check the post above. I read your hub
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ralwusposted 14 years ago
I don't need any comments thanks. You can tell me whatever on fcbk good or evil. I need to breathe fresh air and be reborn in the sun.
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  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this
  OK! I'll do that!
  don't stop hubbing !!
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blake4dposted 14 years ago
I want DNA test from every female and AAA memberships from every male, and also...
Women under 5 feet shall report for shoe repairs once a week,
Women over 5 feet shall be assigned camoflage outfits when hubbing - and any women not measureable for any reason shall remain unchanged and unmeasured...
Men under 5 feet shall lay there as they get trampled repeatedly, Men over five feet shall be given tap dance lessons before the trampling dance begins, any and all men that are unmeasurable for any reason shall report to the nearest available Woman of any size to be measured...
After which I suggest you shoot whomever is making the rest of you do such silly and pointless things with your free time...

If you can catch me....
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