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last night god prooved to me that i am jesus reborn what do i do?

  1. Messenger_of_god8 profile image59
    Messenger_of_god8posted 8 years ago

    last night god prooved to me that i am jesus reborn what do i do?

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    T-Schultzposted 8 years ago

    Learn to capitalize proper nouns and the beginning of sentences.

  3. The Grey Wolf profile image59
    The Grey Wolfposted 8 years ago

    Seek out your nearest psychiatric facility and await further orders from the devine.

  4. Marcus D Mays profile image59
    Marcus D Maysposted 8 years ago

    Stop drinking that Jack Daniels! Stay off the druggs! And seek HELP quick!

  5. evolutoon_com profile image54
    evolutoon_composted 8 years ago

    Hide from the Romans. Oh and don't return any of Judas's phonecalls. Even if he owes you money.

  6. Hi-Jinks profile image60
    Hi-Jinksposted 8 years ago

    See a doctor and touch no one.
    If you were Jesus, you would already know. That is the proof.

  7. topgunjager profile image60
    topgunjagerposted 8 years ago

    Now you know why Jesus was killed, if you were there and Jesus claimed to be who he is you'd find it ridiculous too=)

  8. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 8 years ago

    Firstly, this would not happen.  He already has a body of flesh and bone and shall not be "reborn".  Second, if you were Him you would not ask the question because you would already know. 

    I will not judge you, your question or even your "revelation".  In answer to your question I would just suggest to go forth - and do what is right!

    Interesting question!

  9. fizzylift profile image54
    fizzyliftposted 8 years ago

    Be careful. Jesus had some serious hang ups. (pun intended)

  10. the pink umbrella profile image80
    the pink umbrellaposted 7 years ago

    kudos for your joke. but seriously, do you really need attention that bad?

  11. dabeaner profile image57
    dabeanerposted 7 years ago

    It appears that this happened some months ago.  How is that delusion working out for you, along with all the others?

    Did that particular "proof" occur during a nocturnal emission (if you are male) or "achieving a glow" when you were riding a pillow (if you are female) during sleeping?  Maybe that explains the cries, heard world-wide, of "Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus...!"

 
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