last night god prooved to me that i am jesus reborn what do i do?
Learn to capitalize proper nouns and the beginning of sentences.
Seek out your nearest psychiatric facility and await further orders from the devine.
Stop drinking that Jack Daniels! Stay off the druggs! And seek HELP quick!
Hide from the Romans. Oh and don't return any of Judas's phonecalls. Even if he owes you money.
See a doctor and touch no one.
If you were Jesus, you would already know. That is the proof.
Now you know why Jesus was killed, if you were there and Jesus claimed to be who he is you'd find it ridiculous too=)
Firstly, this would not happen. He already has a body of flesh and bone and shall not be "reborn". Second, if you were Him you would not ask the question because you would already know.
I will not judge you, your question or even your "revelation". In answer to your question I would just suggest to go forth - and do what is right!
kudos for your joke. but seriously, do you really need attention that bad?
It appears that this happened some months ago. How is that delusion working out for you, along with all the others?
Did that particular "proof" occur during a nocturnal emission (if you are male) or "achieving a glow" when you were riding a pillow (if you are female) during sleeping? Maybe that explains the cries, heard world-wide, of "Oh, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus...!"
by paarsurrey 8 years ago
http://hubpages.com/forum/post/reply/941680Hi friendsAs our friend Enlydia Listener has mentioned; what is the source of Buddha making prophecy of MAITREYA?Anybody may please make us wise with explaining it.ThanksI am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim
by JamesPoppell 6 years ago
Did Rick Santorum seem like the only adult at the debate last night?Last night Rick Santorum seemed to keep the others in check with their lies. He also appeared to me like a spoiled little kid. What do you think?
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