Why do we NOT "come into heat" just ONCE a year?

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  1. qwark profile image61
    qwarkposted 14 years ago

    Did this biblical "god thing" screw up again by saying that we SIN if we take advantage of the wonderful, delightful, life producing activity of sex..."it"...gifted us with?
    Did "it" say that we would be horribly punished by burning eternally in fire for that SIN?
    I don't think this god thing ever got laid!
    "It sure as hell didn't know what it was doing when "it" made that decision...!
    "It" needs to try being "human" for a while! "it'd" change "its" mind..for sure...:-)

    1. Rafini profile image81
      Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lollollol

      and here I thought you would be one to enjoy sex!!  lol

      1. qwark profile image61
        qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Ah Rafini:
        Certainly thou must jest...:-)
        I am going to burn in ignominy! lol
        I invite the "lord" (whatever that is) to join me on just one sexual soiree and "it" shall return to heaven desirous of mating with every virgin angel which is at "its" beck and call...This god thing will genuflect and praise the name of "Qwark" forever and ever! Amen and Amen!....:-)

        1. Rafini profile image81
          Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol

          qwark,, you crack me up!  lol

          1. qwark profile image61
            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            ...woman who fly upside down...have crackup!
            I know, I'm bent over, you can kick my butt...lolol

            1. Rafini profile image81
              Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              uh-oh.  don't say that too loud....  lol


              Now.  Just how do you figure I fly upside down??  Hhmmm?  For one thing, I don;'t fly!   lol

              1. qwark profile image61
                qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I was having a beer at the local "bistro" the other night and "Confucious" walked up and told me that one: "Confucious said..."woman who fly....." I thought I'd just pass that one on...:-) I asked him if he knew you, he said hell yeh! She doesn't fly!
                Raf, you do get around dont'cha!!.....:-)

                1. Rafini profile image81
                  Rafiniposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  lol  thanks?  qwark. ?  lol

                  1. qwark profile image61
                    qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    NP! wink wink   :-)

    2. pisean282311 profile image63
      pisean282311posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      how can thing which produces life can be sin?

  2. SpanStar profile image60
    SpanStarposted 14 years ago

    Qwark,

      I find it interesting that you would think that God doesn't understand human desires when there's nothing about man he doesn't understand since he created all things.  The decide people feel from sex is a gift from God, why because he wanted people to continue reproducing.  He however also understood lust and he recognized that even a good thing can be abused.

  3. redemption86 profile image60
    redemption86posted 14 years ago

    because we are not dogs or horses! and could you imagine what the world would be like if all woman where on at the same time once a year?!?!? we would be on world war 10 by now!

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    nothing much to add to this thread really, but am listening anyway.....

  5. profile image0
    LogicalSparkposted 14 years ago

    It is simple. God created Sin, whatever that means.
    I've written a hub on Ugliness of God. Not sure how many would agree , though!

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    brotheryochananposted 14 years ago

    sex is one of the urges that god gave us, like breathing, thirst, food. Hold your breath and see how long before you have an urge to breathe, stop eating and see how soon before you get hungry, same with water. In the spirit realm sex is not even contemplated, jesus mentions this by that famous saying the enoch readers seem to override christ about: "They are neither male nor female nor are given in marriage". Marriage is all about reproduction (something angels cannot do), continuing, multiplying, repopulating, loving and etc. Its a beautiful thing. Women are beautiful things (no pun or insult intended just keepin the flow)
        In the spirit realm on earth, humans cannot live without air, water, food, in some places shelter and so on.. but all can live without sex, you will not die because of no sex you will just feel like it lol.. sorry cudn't resist.
    In the spirit realm, sex is not at the top of the list, sex is at the bottom.
        Unsaved humans live according to the flesh of which things pleasurable to the flesh are at the forefront, therefore, Sex, entertainment, possessions all sorts of things come before, air, water, food. The line up of importance is completely opposite than the spiritual needs list, with some items not even entering into list.
        Sex is like everything else; not to be abused. In fact if the genitalia of either sex is not used prior to marriage in an ejaculatory way, then the husband and wife have a lifetime of experimentation/learning what to do together instead of what happens in a lot of marriages.. only the bills are new and boy what a load of fun that is.
          To walk in the spirit is not to fulfill the lusts of the flesh and how true that is.
    just sayin smile

    1. solarcaptain profile image60
      solarcaptainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Sex is not like everything else.  By comparison, almost everything else is boring.  However, I love opera but have to turn it off or listen to something else.

      The opposite of wonderful sex (married of course, in your world) is not bad sex, or sex as sinful.  On the contrary, Jesus said not to fornicate,  and that excludes those in a loving relationship. they are preparing for the rest of life. Two are not always compatible and those who accept this shouldn't feel guilty.

      What happens in a lot of marriages is people get bored.  that's in a newer marriage and in an older marriage.  Usually it's because coup;les have not cultivated other ares in their life except sex.  If that's all there is, you will get dammed bored, and it doesn't take much time at all.

      By the way, women do not ejaculate

      1. profile image60
        logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Apparently some women do ejaculate, I have seen the videos! smile

  7. profile image0
    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    my second wife was always in heat. I used to pen her up now and again, but she always escaped and ran with the pack.

  8. SpanStar profile image60
    SpanStarposted 14 years ago

    We as humans are much more then the animals here on this planet it's just sad that too many of us can't see that difference.  We are the only species that can empact not only our own environment but we can empact a global environment.  So we don't act like animals (usually) because we aren't animals as it pertains to the other animals on this planet.

 
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