Proof that Satin is worshiped by world leaders

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   Eric Newlandposted 13 years ago

   
   
   Which looks like...
   
   
   
   Which reminds me of...
   
   

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Wow! That's the best I've seen M.O. look, ever. The color is right for her, the balance of full skirt with bare shoulders (her best feature), the soft sheen of the satin, the stylishly tarnished retro bohemian bangles and chains, the slightly askew hair reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch from which this dress was copied. Very fetching. Oh, yes, and the $600. earrings she bought with Bush's tax cuts.

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         twosheds1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I disagree. I like the style of dress on her, but I don't think the colour complements her well. I think black women look better in contrasting colours, especially red or blue jewel tones, rather than colours which aren't far off from the colour of their skin. I'm not saying she looks bad, not by any means, but I think a bolder colour would have suited her better.

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      Mmargie1966posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the giggle!  At first I just thought you couldn't spell...lol

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   Eric Newlandposted 13 years ago

   Come on, admit it, you at least cracked a smile.
   
   
   
   
   The Moody Blues did "Nights in White Satin," in case you're completely lost.

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      aka-djposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      Hope that helps!

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      HarperDavisposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks for the explanation, lol.

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         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I know explaining a joke ruins it, but when I have to Google who did the song just to get my reference accurate...

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I always thought it was Knights in White Satin. Probably just a young girl dreaming of knights instead of well, you know.

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      twosheds1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Except that Nights in White Satin wasn't on that album, and the lineup was totally different. The MB of "Go Now" and the MB of "Nights" were essentially two different bands.
      
      But I still got a laugh out of it.

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         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I just pulled in a nice image from page 1 of GIS. I decided against the actual cover of the "Nights in White Satin" single for reasons I can't quite remember.

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            twosheds1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            The more I think about it, my answer was kind of douchey. Sorry about that.

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

     who wouldn't worship it's smooth, silky, cool touch?!? 

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      Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Don't give in! Don't let the satinists pull the wool over your eyes!
      
      ...wait

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         Beth100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         OH, you tease me!!  With satiny silkiness and warmth and cuddle factor of wool!!  Which one....... which side shall I choose?!? 

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            couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            One is made from the hair of lamb and the other is the web of very well fed worms. Hope this helps you decide.

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   TheMagicianposted 13 years ago

   
   
   Wasn't expecting that!

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   bethperryposted 13 years ago

   I'll be happy to join the order of the Knights of White Satin..or black or red. Of course, my family may object; they're all strict Silk Orthodox

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You thought it was Knights, too?

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Silk Orthodox is actually a Satin sect. So are the Polyester Satinists (those frauds) and Cotton Satinists, the rural cousin of the original Silk Satinists.

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         mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Don't forget dakronism and the rayonian sects...

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         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Most of them believe that life begins in the loom.

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            mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            And that God will cull the cotton gin and discard of all refuse...

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               Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               You reap what you sew.

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                  mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  And the buttons there on, shall be clad in gold and precious stone.

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                     Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     And after he had taken the ink tags off, he gave them to his disciples and said, "Take this, all of you, and wear it."

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                        couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        "But whosoever shall wear the mark of the ink on his hands shall be labeled a thief and shall wear the mark of the beast.

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   rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

   ha - much better than the other crazy thread.

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      couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You said thread.

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         rebekahELLEposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         have you read it?? it's crazy!

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   prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

   oh I like Satin.

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   oceansnsunsetsposted 13 years ago

   LOL

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   Eric Newlandposted 13 years ago

   Uh-oh, is this thread going to reinforce the notion that the Bible is just a fabrication?

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      mischeviousmeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      How do you know it's not?
      
      http://youtu.be/4lGG1fgSkl4
      
      It's all a bunch of lies....

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         Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hey, there isn't a pun in that post.

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         couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         It's just a big yarn woven by the Silk Satinists, those mulberry eating elitists.

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      oceansnsunsetsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      oh my gosh, does it ever end?  LOL

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    Yep your right Eric, your doomed and America is sh*t outta luck, Satin, is gonna get 'em.

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       couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Loomed, perfumed, doomed and tombed.

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          Eric Newlandposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That's why I cling to the old rugged cross stitch.

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          Druid Dudeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          What about crushed velvet or Taffeta? Can I wear my pumps and sportsbra?

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             couturepopcafeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             No. The Silk Taffetas, front men and loyal to the Silk Satinists, crushed the Velvet Underground movement in the 60s disavowing the use of pumps in your sportsbra.

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