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August 14, 2010-The Saturday Carrboro B Ride and Terrible Jokes!

Updated on September 5, 2010

The Saturday Tarwheels Carrboro B Ride will loop into Hillsborough.

The Borland Descent
The Borland Descent

A bigamist is a person who makes the same mistake twice at the same time.

The problem with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat!

Tarwheels' Carrboro B Ride
Tarwheels' Carrboro B Ride

Giving money and power to a government is like

                                     giving whiskey and the car keys to a teen-aged boy.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game "MONOPOLY".

Are Eskimos God's frozen people?

I had a dyslexic lawyer.

He studied all year for the bra exam.

If the police arrest a mime,

                                        does he have the right to remain silent?

Union Grove Church Road
Union Grove Church Road

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving may not be for you!

Prepositions are words not to ever end a sentence with!

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.

                                                         I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!

Learn from your parents' mistakes!

                                                     Use birth control!

Ham and eggs:

                       a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Dairyland Road
Dairyland Road

Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate!

Teenagers: God's punishment for having sex.

Is war just God's way of teaching geography?

Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

                                                                                       A stick!

Don't join dangerous cults!

                                                 Practice "safe sects"!

To attract men, I use a perfume called, "New Car Interior".

                                                                                                        Rita Rudner


I once wanted to become an atheist.

                                                                But they have no holidays.

Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs.

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

If you leave me,

                             can I come too?

My accountant is truly brilliant!

                                                 They even named a loophole after him.

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

There's no future in time travel!


In Dallas, a young man had himself committed to a mental institution.

He was a Texan and ashamed of it!

Strip mining prevents forest fires!

We couldn't repair your brakes, so we made your horn louder.

The family that sticks together should bathe more often.

Time is the best teacher but it kills all the students.

Why is it hard to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because they all have boy-friends.

A good pun is its own reword!


Things are more like they used to be than they are now.

Orange Grove Road
Orange Grove Road

Never lend a car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

The difference between an itch and an allergy is about $50.

To err is human.

                              To shrug is civil service.

Insanity is hereditary;

                                       you get it from your kids.

The horse I bet on was so slow,

                                                       the jockey kept a diary.

Eve said to Adam, "Does this fig leaf make me look fat?"

It's not the bullet that kills you.

                                                       It's the hole!

75.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Mount Willing Road
Mount Willing Road

Why remember quotes when you can just make them up?

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    • Micky Dee profile image

      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      Yo 50! Just remember, "The difference between an itch and an allergy is about $50."

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      50 Caliber 7 years ago from Arizona

      Mic, your having too much fun with these, and so am I, 50

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      Yo akirchner! Thank you Dear! I'm glad you're enjoying these funnies!

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      Audrey Kirchner 7 years ago from Washington

      Great pics as usual - love this one - Are Eskimos God's frozen people? Gosh I wish I could remember these - maybe I'll start writing them on my hands and arms!

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      Oh Bobbi! Thank you my Dear! You make me feel so good! God bless!

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      BobbiRant 7 years ago from New York

      You always have the best pictures of these events. I love coming here and seeing them all and you put a great spin on them too. I always look forward to your posts about this stuff. Great hub, as usual. You make me smile every time too.

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      Micky Dee 7 years ago

      Hey SilverGenes!!! What were they thinking about! Thanks for coming back!

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      SilverGenes 7 years ago

      That was from me. Hubpages signed me out in the middle of typing :)

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       7 years ago

      Well now, that had me laughing from beginning to end with great photos to keep me company! Thank you!