Worst Movies Of All Time!!!

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   fierycjposted 14 years ago

   I need y'all to post in movies that you think really sucked. I mean the truly horrible ones. One movie per post - rules is rules.
   
   High School Musical

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That movies sounds so bad I didn't even watch it.

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         don't even go near it. That stuff will make you puke! No kidding.

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      alekhouseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Gia was the worst movie I ever saw. It was an early Angelina Jolie film (before Girl Interrupted, in which she was great!)

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      tron612posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Every movie after 1989 has been Crap our directors and producer
      know nothing of how to make a good movie they think they can just put in a celeb and call it good well that is a bunch of crap
      I won't even go to theater anymore why spend all that money just
      to find out I should have stayed home I wish we could make them hear us and understand they have to make good movies if they want good biz.

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         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Dude, I feel your pain. I realize these days there're way too many phony movies being put out. And it gets worse year by year, no kidding. But thanks to guys like Scorces, Ritchie, Tarantino, etc we can still relive the glory of the old days.

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      stephanie mclainposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I couldn't even bring myself to watch this one. Love musicals, but couldn't even enjoy the trailer.

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      america's eyes 18posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      hannable lector was horrible the only good part was when he ate soebodys face other tha that it's goood enough to put you to sleep

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   wordscribe41posted 14 years ago

   Far and Away with Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise.  Awful movie.

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I agree - couldn't finish it.

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         wordscribe41posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I walked out of the theater.

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      alekhouseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I couldn't agree more. But will try to think of a worse one of my own.

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      Ghost32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Guess reality must really be subjective.  I thought Far and Away was one of the best movies I'd ever seen.
      
      For "worst", would have to go with Houseguest.

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   diplessposted 14 years ago

   A close toss up between Angus, thongs and perfect snogging and Date movie...OMG B - A -D

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   Waterworld

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   Laughing Momposted 14 years ago

   A River Runs Through It

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Whaaaaaa???

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      jami430posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      joke??
      
      My vote is for Sweet November with Charleze Theron and Keannu Reeves. Sick.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Silk

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   Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

   Perfect Storm

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   spiderpamposted 14 years ago

   Catwoman, The Spirit, and Bring it on 234

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      fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      C'mon Spider. One movie per post.

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   Killer Tomatoes!!

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    Meet the Spartans.  That movie was so bad... I mean it is literally the worst film I have ever even partly seen.

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       mtsi1098posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I agree, I could not make it past the first 5 minutes

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    RKHenryposted 14 years ago

    Toxic Avenger

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    livewithrichardposted 14 years ago

    Disaster Movie (2008)  Watched 10 minutes worth.

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    Research Analystposted 14 years ago

    Worst movie was Ms Congeniality with Sandra Bullock

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       Ladybird33posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       This was a cute movie, admit it!

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    fierycjposted 14 years ago

    The Postmaster. Its sad really that Kevin Costner keeps making these bad movie choices. And he directed it, too. Can you believe that.

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       Uninvited Writerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I agree...dullest movie ever... A friend and I got free tickets to it...they were overpriced.

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          fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          free tickets overpriced...that was funny!

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          badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Lol love it !

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       LiamBeanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I believe it was called "The Postman."

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          lrohnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Kevin Costner has also made some very good movie choices. "Message In a Bottle" is one of my all-time favorite tear-jerkers!

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    Keny Lugerposted 14 years ago

    Freddy Got Fingered. Whoever put money into making that movie should leave the planet. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

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       jami430posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       false. hilarious movie.

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          Keny Lugerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          joke?

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       Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love that movie, one of the funniest movies ever.
       
       "Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings."
       
       I still stick with 'Perfect Storm' as worst movie ever, although I've seen a few stinkers recently: Rec, Wanted, Benjamin Button.

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       LiamBeanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Freddy Got WHAT?!?!?! Sounds nasty.

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    Greta Lieskeposted 14 years ago

    I Know Who Killed Me with Lindsay Lohan...I knew it would be bad going into it, but couldn't resist. I was right. Horrifyingly bad.

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    RedElfposted 14 years ago

    My vote goes to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". True nonredeemable schlock. They were trying to capitalize on the hype for the truly but unintentionally awful and awfully funny cult-classic,"Plan Nine From Outer Space", Boris Karloff's last movie. All they succeeded in doing was create a truly BAD flick.

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    Kelsey Tallisposted 14 years ago

    Silent Hill.
    
    It was supposedly a horror movie. I saw in the theater because a friend wanted to see it. The whole audience was laughing by the end. Definitely the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater (although I admit it had some interesting special effects).
    
    And... "A River Runs Through It"? O_o Um, no. Brilliant book, definitely at least a decent movie...

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    Troy. Brad Pitt mugging for the camera in a toga. Does not work.

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       Kelsey Tallisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Troy was certainly not a great movie, but I thought Orlando Bloom was much sadder in it than Brad Pitt; but then, Orlando Bloom, pretty as he is, is not a particularly good actor...

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          Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That's the whole thing.  Pretty boys mostly mug mug mug for the camera and can't act.  Also have no charisma in the way of, oh, say Clive Owen, Hugh Jackman...even Christian Bale.
          
          Am I the only one who never would have chosen Brad Pitt over Aidan Quinn in a River Run's Through It?  I mean, ewww--even if Redford tried to portray him all wild and poetic and part of the American West in his own mold.

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             moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             what about Brad Pitt as a gypsy guy in The snatch by Guy Ritchy?

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                Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                No Brad Pitt ever.  He cannot act and he thinks he's tooo cutesy. Yuck.

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                   moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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                   moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   And he does act in Burn after reading.

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                      Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      The point I made is I do not like him.  Did for 2 minutes in Thelma & Louise, then he became too aware of his own prettiness (which is not attractive & prettiness not attractive.)

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                         moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         nothing wrong with a little bit of healthy narcissism;)

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                         moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         I havent even seen it.watch Snatch and burn after reading u might like him then

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                            Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            Nope.  Never.  Yuck.  I may like the movies, but never the actor in question.  Very, very poor box office substitute for the real thing, Robert Redford, who had talent, looks, charisma, and vision.  Healthy narcissism is one thing - clinical narcissism another, .

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                               tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               Hm, good point.

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                                  Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Clinical narcissism suggests ultimately, that one has no empathy for others.

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                                     tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                     I guess so. Something to watch for.

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                                        Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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                               moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               I am sorry Lita but looks like u are watching just wrong pop culture movies and u havnt seen neither Snatch nor Departed and burn after reading.

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                                  Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Did I say I ever saw those?  And do I care?  I haven't been watching movies lately.  Been working too much.  Even tho I'm still paying for Netflix every month, lol.  Gotta go.  See ya. 

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                         moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         What about Di Caprio in Departed

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                            Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            He's growing very well as an actor, and into his looks.  lol  Used to be a pipsqueak!  Haha
                            
                            Are you bored or something?  Retired, maybe...?  Gotta go answer some other posts now...

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                               moposanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               bored and retired- nice composition;)

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                                  Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                  Yeah.  Right.  I seriously doubt it.
                                  
                                  Translate that?
                                  
                                  Or did you mean nice 'combination?'

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                         fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         I pretty much think an actor loses his talent when he becomes too aware of his 'prettiness' too. But I hardly consider Brad Pitt in that light. He's just fitting the role he's giving. His role in Snatch is his greatest in my opinion. Dirty, grimy and bereft of phoniness.

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    Didn't see it, but I'm guessing Mariah Carey's "Glitter" runs a close second to that one that Britney Spears did.

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    tksenseiposted 14 years ago

    Did anyone mention The Last Samurai yet? Horrific.

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       badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oi that's one of my fav movies !

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          tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          HOOOOOOOORIBLE

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          marshall92posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I really liked it too.

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    Cris Aposted 14 years ago

    Is this about movies that have artistic aspirations but turned out to be the worst (think Waterworld or Demi Moore's Scarlet Letter) or movies that do not have pretenses to be Oscar-worthy and true to form are the worst out there (think spoof movies and "serial" horror movies)?
    
    I mean it is one thing to critically bomb when everybody has high hopes and another to actually deliver a bomb that everybody expected

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah Cris, I agree with you. I dont think spoof movies should be placed in the Worst movie category - I mean, that's the whole point of a spoof movie - to totally suck i.e. A stupid version of the really great movies. They don't count. What I have in mind are those movies aimed to garner acclaim or even awards. Those movies you would expect better from, maybe cos of the actors starring in them or the guy directing it, etc. Something like that.

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    keeleybestposted 14 years ago

    Waterworld

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    Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

    Catch and Release
    
    Adrift

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    Biggest pile of overated crap was " No Country For Old Men "

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I dont agree, badcompany. I think NCFOM is one of the greatest movies ever made.  There's just something about the movie that kills me. Its cold silence. The villain. The no musical score style adapted for the entire movie - never been done. I dont know, maybe its just the Director in me talking.

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       dennisemattposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       NO WAY that one was good...I love the end...now, 3:10 to Yuma sucked...

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          spiderpamposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I loved the remake they filmed in AZ. Bale and Crowe were great in my opinion.

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    sensei, I agree wholeheartedly ... although I can't give it a proper review since I fell asleep both times I tried watching..

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    tksenseiposted 14 years ago

    Lucky you.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Battlefield Earth.
    
    Dutch tilted angle hell.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Stealth.
    
    I felt sorry for the North Koreans in this movie. It seems that illegally entering a sovereign nation is alright if you're an American and killing nationals to save your friend while in the midst of this illegal act is courage.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Troy

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Alexander. Since when did Macedonians have Irish accents? Even Val Kilmer put on an Irish accent.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Superman Returns.
    
    I had to miss out on the last 10 or 15 minutes. I never felt the urge to find out how it ended because the rest of the movie was full of suck.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Limbo.
    
    This was probably a straight to video release. The ending would have been clever if the rest of the movie didn't stink so bad.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    For the record, I enjoyed Starship Troopers.
    
    If you enjoyed Starship Troopers then make sure if you see a DVD of Starship Troopers 2 for sale anywhere you pick it up, put it on the ground and stomp on it repeatedly.

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       tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That movie had two things going for it.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I did that pretty much. I stomped on it. Picked the pieces up again. Re-molded it up again, then stomped on it again. I cried all thru the process. A heartbreaking moment in the history of sequel making!

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    I'm trying to remember the name - it was a fairly recent one and way over hyped in my opinion. Eternal Sunshine of something or other. Fell asleep at the cinema. Only woke up because someone was ticked off with my snoring.
    
    My daughter was a bit cheesed off as well come to think of it.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    National Treasure 2.
    
    The slightest whiff of a mysterious clue has the main character pulling theories and anecdotal evidence out of his arse. Which is what happened in the first one, but while it was mildly entertaining the sequel pushed the stupidity to new heights (or is that lows?).

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    The Mummy 3.
    
    They took a bunch of loved and fun characters and made them wooden caricatures of themselves. And how did the (now grown up) kid get an American accent? Between his mother and uncle and the English education he shouldn't have sounded anything like his dad at all.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Brendan Fraser as much as I think is a nice guy. Will never be taken seriously if he keeps doing phony stuff like making movies like Mummy 3. No kidding.

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    frogdroppingposted 14 years ago

    Darkside - I do hope you have an alternative way to watch all these films. Otherwise you're spending a ton of money on a load of crap.
    
    Maybe you should become the go-to guy for what movies not to see. And claw some of your money back.

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       darksideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thankfully it's spread out over a number of years. Otherwise it would have been a terrible weekend.

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Ghost Rider.
    
    Nicolas Cage has a problem. When he goes to sleep he becomes this apparition that goes out and kicks bad guy butt. He doesn't remember anything about it when he wakes up.
    
    Is that really a problem?
    
    I missed the last 5 or 10 minutes of this one too. After the big ride with the previous Ghost Rider, I got so bored it hurt my head. Sam Elliott's last ride was an anti-climax. It was like "What the hell? You should have stayed at home".
    
    Who knows, his character may have played a pivotal role right at the end because he decides to turn up, but I was over caring and switched off the DVD. If it wasn't a rental I would have smashed the disc.

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    gusripperposted 14 years ago

    The worst are the commedys with eddie murphy and his talkings with the animals,

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    Twilight...
    
    A billion fan girls get all excited, and over what? I took my wife to go see this movie. She hated it more than me.
    
    I could hear the girls behind me hold their breath in parts. I'm sure I heard one of them whisper 'oh my god'. And that was for a scene which involved Edward Cullen looking at Bella.
    
    When I mentioned to female friends who had gone ga ga over the movie what a let down it was (and they had highly recommended it) the response was "Oh, but the books are sooooo much better". Female friends in their 30s and 40 I might add.
    
    After seeing a few choice extracts of said books I can see why Stephen King considers Stephenie Meyer to be a terrible writer.
    
    I think I know why women of all ages love the books. Stephenie Meyer writes in a way that they all did when they were 12 and talentless.

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       fierycjposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       As a writer, you see I rarely call other writers talentless cos frankly I dont think I'm that hot. But with Stephenie Meyer? Thats a different story. Plus if my man Stephen King thinks she's wack, I have to agree, too. But she gives me courage though. If a lowly skilled writer such as herself can get big movie deals like she did. Then there lies great hope for us!

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    moposanposted 14 years ago

    have u actually seen the movie(snatch)?

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    moposanposted 14 years ago

    I dont really like fight club but he is  stylish there.

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    tksenseiposted 14 years ago

    You seem to have an anger issue. Why not watch a movie and relax?

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       Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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    tksenseiposted 14 years ago

    The personal attacks are really petty. Try to take it easy.

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       Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       OK. Simply, you did not understand the context of why that was written the way it was. 
       
       Now, will you please stop following me around?  Thank you.
       Have a good day (Country Women style). 

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          tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh I understood it completely, thank you.

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             Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Right.  Were you around these forums, oh, say 7 months ago?
             
             Don't answer that, please.  It was a rhetorical question.  Thank you now very nicely for not following me around now, OK? 
             
             I did ask them not to ban you--but to give you a warning.  And I know many others have reported you.
             
             So again, thank you very much for the conversation.  Have a good day,

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                tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Do what you like, just try to control that anger.

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                   Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   I feel no emotion but annoyance.  Same as many others.  Sorry, as I know from that other forum, YellowWorld, or whatever, making people upset and threatening them physically is your thing.
                   
                   I had to work an event for our restaurants yesterday.  That's why I'm here right now.  Don't you have anything else to do?  Seriously?  What would you do if your wife or kid knew you behaved like this on the internet?

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                      tksenseiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Then try to control THAT emotion if you can.
                      
                      
                      
                      So, how about bad movies?

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    Dolores Monetposted 14 years ago

    Lita, just don't answer him and he'll quit bugging you - it's your response that he's after. I thought this was about bad movies. OMG this is turning into a bad movie.

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       Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You're right. 

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    tksenseiposted 14 years ago

    What is the ratio of bad movies to good?

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years ago

    I don't remember the name of the movie, but it involved fake LV scarves and a herd of sheep.  It was banned in some countries.

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    OK, actually the worst movie I have ever seen was one I watched with one of my exes.  It was a classic Georgian (former USSR) film...was it "Svani?"  Can't remember.  OMG is it horrible.  They really take 'artsy' seriously.  So that is so disjointed and clashing I couldn't even give a decent synopsis--or even impression.  And I like abstract art, .

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    Dolores Monetposted 14 years ago

    Ron, that's a whole new thread - describing bad movies to see if anyone knows what you're talking about.
    Bad movie - Dogville with Nicole whats her name with the real pale skin. Supposed to be arty but stinky instead.

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