What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Im feelin the jello vibe babe...and hellooooooooo to you

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   Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years ago

   So, Irish, do you have one of those sexy Irish accents?  If you do, you wouldn't even need to use a pick up line on me. All you'd have to say is hello and I'd be melting for you

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   Sa Toyaposted 14 years ago

   loving this thread!

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Pani yes it would appear that I do have one of those come to bed accents and allegedly I have those eyes that say come to bed....Im only saying what I was told....I will put up a pic soon and you can decide for yoursleves

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ooh, I can't wait

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   Pani, time is infinite, the touch, the destiny, the love, the caress, are timeless....

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   I believe I've tried this one "Hey there big guy! Nice rooster there! I think my little pussy would really like you!"

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   Happyontheinsideposted 14 years ago

   I did actually meet billy connolly once - he didn't chat me up tho...I bet he has funny lines.

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   theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

   great guy, watched his world tour on video, fantastic man

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   Cagsilposted 14 years ago

   What is your best chat up line?
   
   This depends on what the situation is at the time.
   
   Should you be in a public place, such as a bar, per se, then words are not necessary.
   
   Should you be in a different public place, such as a Library or a grocery store, or department store and feel the need to try and pick someone up in that location?
   
   Then it would be important to make them interact with you, such as getting their opinion on something, by asking them to judge whatever item you are thinking of getting for yourself, such as a Shirt(man/woman)...ask them how it looks on you? Their opinion opens the door to more conversation, should they participate.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Online pick up line -  "Hey, could I interview you?  I would really like to write a Hub about you and your rooster!"

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       Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       wink, wink

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    like it Cagsil

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Mega1 - you can interview me and my rooster anytime....want to hold him and stroke his neck

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       thinking it over - guess I can't today, my arms aren't long enough!

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ((gorgeous avatar btw.)))

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Sa like the wink...can we wink together...like mutual winking

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       Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I don;t see why not.... I'll go first

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    skyfire, there is only room for two winkers here, its not a winkers threesom

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       skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I didn't know we had winkers rules... duly noted!

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    ok, I do want to add one thing regarding men, that there's nothing like confidence in a man as he walks up to you and says something charming. I mean, if he says it with style and confidence (though not arrogance - fine line there!) then he really has made that first impression!

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       mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       also, then it will matter so much less how good looking he is!

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          not really...charm matters waaay more than just good looks!

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       skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Mow, coming for coffee ?

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          charming...!

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       Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       especially if he's in a suit...yum yum

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    you dont need long arms Mega1 for this little guy, you can stroke him with your wit and charm from right where your sitting...look he just reacted...he knows we are talking about him....easy boy....Mega1 wont hurt you

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Myownworld, do you ever put your hair up like in a pony tail style

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       you trying a line there? 

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          Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          Hey Myownworld, how about if I whispered "sweet nothings" in your ear, would you come home with me?

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             see that's what I mean: charm and confidence both!
             (I really don't care what a guy like that whispers....I'll melt in a sec!)

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                Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Cool, I'll send you a plane ticket and you can come to America and I'll be glad to whisper "sweet nothings" in your ear, till you sit upon cloud nine.

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          Sa Toyaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    I see some competition here, so i'll ask  if you can come home for cookies+coffee

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    
    
    ((you're both adorable...stay like that...and you'll be able to win any woman! well, most of them anyway!))

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       Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       But, I am specifically referring to you. I've made no mention of anyone else.
       
       Besides, there are many other things I can think of that would be just as enjoyable with you, that I cannot imagine would be with other women? Therefore, leaves only one woman.

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          (((ok. you said something about a ticket?)))

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    That's a new one!  He calls it "cloud nine"!

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       cloud nine = perfect conversation, charming man, great food,  slow kisses and heavenly sex!

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          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I can't leave alone a sec, that you're messing around !!
          
          

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             Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I shouldn't be left unsupervised even with myself!

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                Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Unsupervised? You were supervised, by me.

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                   myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   well, then MISguided?

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          Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          yes, and he wants you to sit upon it!  :

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             yes, let's before it rains down!

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                mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                yeee hah!  giddyup!  ride em cowgirl!

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    Why i always end up being anti-hero in the story
    
    
    

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ponder a while !!You'll find the answer !
       
       

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          skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          
          Hi tantrum

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             hi there !! 'Ponder awhile' it's going to become 1 of my fun phrases !

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                skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                
                Lol, no fun today looks like someone gives up this time

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                   tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   He must be searching Wiki ! and the 'Rankings '
                   

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    you tell me T, what''s a girl to when she has a heart that melts easily and all kinds of charming guys are making promises of  tickets and cookies??

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       Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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       skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hey that's, Coffee+Cookies+Movie 

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Strip ?

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ...wise words....!

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             
             you should come with an underwear pic avatar
             

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    Sab Ohposted 14 years ago

    Anyone with a prepared "line" needs to be punched in the head and put on some kind of watch list.

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       (((( scream!!! ))))

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    hmmmm what would I say to someone I wanted to date? Well when I first met my hubby back in HS.. the first thing I said was "hi how are you?" I guess that got him smitten because now we are married and have been for 2 years

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    Tantrum - nice new pic!

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hi mega !
       I, just like you, find  pleasure in changing avatars all the time !

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          woohoo another avatar show for me to watch

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

      oh we're all hopeless!!!
    always the same: ...food....sex...strip....

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    Don't forget Love, MOW, Love.
    hehehe

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       WHERE ?....WHERE?::::
       
       

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          zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          HERE, HERE...
          around.

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    gotta go now - gotta go peel some 'taters!

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    

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       zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Beneath, behind ?

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I simply went for a few minutes to put my cock away for the night and I come back to find clothes lying every where...who owns these pink panties....

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       Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Pink? yep definitely not me I don't own pink panties

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          not me either! hate pink ones...only black and white! sorry! keep asking around....

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    yenajeonposted 14 years ago

    Do you drink Campbells?
    
    Because you are Mmm Mmm good!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    yenajeon, well thank you kindly and you are Hublicious

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    zampanoposted 14 years ago

    
    This is IrishObs after the passing of Tantrum...
    hehehe

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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       Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hehehe Zampano you are funny.

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          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          HELLO ??!!
          
          
          

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             myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I know... we all DO love to talk behind your back, don't we?

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                tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                
                
                A terrible thing to do !!
                
                

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Craz, I dont know, would you try them on for me....you may be my cinderella

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    lmao sorry Irish I hate pink so it ain't me

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Craz, if you try on the pink I will let you stroke my rooster

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       Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry Irish not gonna happen I just don't do pink...well I take that back I do have A pink thong but that is in my drawer so can't be there with you

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          zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          A picture, please.

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             Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             you want a pick of my thong? Sorry ain't gonna happen don't want you thinking about me in it...those images for hubby only

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                zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                That is the answer I was expecting from you.
                Not disappointed at all.
                Afterall, imagination is a precious tool.
                hehehe

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                   Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   great now you know what I'm gonna say better change my approach next time

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                      zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      Do you mean I should have asked for a painting instead ?

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                         Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                         nope 'cause I can't paint worth sh!t

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                            zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                            You sure can paint with your words. And we're all very glad about that.

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                               Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                               Aaaa Zampano that was very sweet of you to say. Thnk you. You made me smile.

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    myownworld, like the Black idea, G-string or Bridget Jones

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Craz, you want to check that drawer again

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    LMAO I just did, it's stil there sorry to disappoint Irish ask Tantrum maybe it's hers...

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       tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Am I missing something?
       what's mine ?
       

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          Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Irish came back and apparently he found pink underwear lol

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             tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Who's underwear?
             I'm sure it's his own.
             Weird Irish men, you know !
             

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                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                ((psst. I'm sure he's hiding and reading still!!)))

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                Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                lol I kept telling them they ain't mine but he still wanted me to try them on and make sure that my pink thong was still in my drawer oi men!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    Zam, sorry, I got all confused, for a moment I just did not know who had my cock

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       zampanoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Looks like your cock survided this one and will soon be ready for another.
       Anyway, these forums always leave some feathers floating around.
       hehehe

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    No its not Tantrums she does commando

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I guess I was hoping they belonged to myownworld, just wanted to see then going to a good home

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    god, these forums will be the death of me!!!
    the whole day sometimes goes by and u just don't know it!!!

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    theirishobserver.posted 14 years ago

    I may be on to something....my dog just sniffed them and he is going stir crazy....does that when he tastes something Hublicious I have to go....yes Chinese again love you all talk tomorrow

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       myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       see u soon! enjoy your...um, pets!
       x

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Apart from being hot , what do you do for a living?

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    Pr0metheusposted 14 years ago

    Hi, I just sh** my pants.  Can I have your number?
    
    Hi, are you free tonight, or is it going to cost me?
    
    Everyone knows that pickup lines don't work...
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ka19kb … p;index=18

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    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Greetings and salivations ,Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

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    NewYorkerposted 14 years ago

    Would you like a ride on me?

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