What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Yep, its just round the corner Mr Inflatable, my name is big Bruno and I think we goin to do some lovin

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

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      wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      They just keep getting better. Hokey

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Back in a minute it is time to actually feed my chickens and roosters.... and ducks, and dog and cat....

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   AdsenseStrategiesposted 15 years ago

   Do you speak English

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      Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      No Comprende

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   habeeposted 15 years ago

   Have you ever seen a tongue this long?

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   tonymac04posted 15 years ago

   One I heard a while back:
   Do you sleep on your tummy?
   No!
   Then would you mind if I did?

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

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   wrenfrost56posted 15 years ago

   If I wrote the alphabet I'de put U and I together.

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      Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That's awesome!

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    wren that is just real good

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    wrenfrost56posted 15 years ago

    Glad you liked it,

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Would you like to stroke an Irish Rooster

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    skyfireposted 15 years ago

    Hey rooster, you're breaking in my tea date

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    tobey100posted 15 years ago

    How about "$1,000 says I look better naked than you do"

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       wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I'de say your probably right!

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          tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          
          Cheap !

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             tobey100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             and easy!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    sorry skyfire...I will grab my rooster and move on out yeh Im pulling him....come on

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       wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       A friend of mine once said, you can never have too many birds at a party.

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Especially if it is a chicken bar-b-q

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             wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             So true!

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    wrenfrost56posted 15 years ago

    Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    wrenfrost, let me just get my guitar because I think we could make some beautiful music together

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       wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You strum it, I'll hum it.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I like this one !
       

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    mimranposted 15 years ago

    Hi, I find your id with my friend and want to ask u "how r u?"

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hokey you just move back there from the Barbie...I think your deflating

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    wrenfrost I would say I dont care what you look like naked...I want into your heart not you panties

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       
       wrenfrost is beautuful!

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          wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          And tantrum is smokin'!

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your bre#$ts

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    skyfireposted 15 years ago

    1 Minute silence in the thread ?

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Pondering a while !
       
       

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          skyfireposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    now you listen here...the gravitational pull of my....is for wrenfrost not you...now you just mossy on back to the other inflatables at the back of my wardrobe

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       skyfireposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       What he said ? 

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          wrenfrost56posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          *blushes* You guy's are just too funny.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    OK. Here it is. My most used line:  Come on, don't make me beg!

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hokey, why you deflated, will I ask Tantrum to blow you.....up

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       uh... YEAH!

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I took off the mask for just a second. Your probably the only one who saw.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hi is this party over

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I was on my own there for a while...thought I was going to have to play with myself.....no Ma...I thought I might have to....and close that bloody door...

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    You have a great chest....Im sure as you turned you eclipsed the sun

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I sure will look into that

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    dont worry i wont tell...and what was that in your hand

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    sure did not look like the new gadget from Apple

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    pretty my first move would be to gently push back the hair from your face so I could look deep into your eyes

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       prettydarkhorseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       big black eyes, then I will wink at you,

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    we could wink together...mutual winking

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    you want to make the music of love

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Ma where did everyone go

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    Sa Toyaposted 15 years ago

    I heard Will Smith say on the fresh prince once
    
    'Are you tired?'
    'No'
    'Cuz you've been running on my mind...girl'
    
    Never been into the chat up lines...but I'm a sucker for a laugh!

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       tobey100posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       There ought to be a way you could use 'sucker' in a pickup line?????

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          Sa Toyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          we should make on up

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    myownworld why you looking at his tic tac when I have xxxx mints in my pcoket

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       myownworldposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       ......and I'm not even Irish!!! so no excuse!

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       Sa Toyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       too funny!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Sa Toya it is snowing here now...bloody cold...was trying to take pic of the rooster...he is sheltering uner the tree....but its too dark....

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       Sa Toyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       It was snowing here, about 20 miutes ago...tis bloody cold.
       
       Aww he must be so cold. Does he have a blanky?

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    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years ago

    Well, I don't see anyone else talking to you so you may as well come home with me.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Pani that sure sounds good

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       Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Gonna come home with me then, Irish?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    No, I guess I will just have to hold him in my hand

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Pani, you know that it is cold here...snowing...I may just knock on your door

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       Pani Midnyte Odinposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Cold here too, sure would be nice if I had someone to... cuddle with

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    That cuddle sounds real good

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    Happyontheinsideposted 15 years ago

    Oooooh I thought of more
    You've all heard 'get you're coat you've pulled' right?
    
    My friends a comedian in glasgow and he ran some of his set by me once. One of the jokes was about chat up lines (and bere in mind that this IS a joke) He got me to stand up, leaned forward and whispered in my ear;
    'Don't make this rape a murder'
    
    Too much? I apologise if it is, I have quite a dark sense of humour and thought it was pretty hilarious.

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       Sa Toyaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       hahahahahaha

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    happyontheinside, good one, love Billy Connolly

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    wanna jump in the jello pool with me?

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