What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   johnny depp just starting

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   want to watch a Johnny Depp movie

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   ok I am watching it with you - it looks scary

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   poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

   better hold aon tight then.

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   would you like to come to Sleepy Hollow

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   poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

   if i can bring my dad he is not well, cannot leave him here...

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   sorry to hear that - my own father lives in Dublin he has had a couple of heart attacks - its a great strain

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      poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i  have come to  mANCHESTER, HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIS LUNGS... KINDA RUNNING OUT OF BREATH... BUT HE IS DOIN' O,K,

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   faithnjazzposted 15 years ago

   hello whats up

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   hello

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    your in Manchester - hope he is ok - it is a great strain on family I know - your very good

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       the thing is that i work with the elderly, so how can i look after everyone elses parents and not my won.  Never had a great relationship with him all my life, but now i am enjoying his cojmpany.  It is a blessing for me, and something i have always longed for.
       
       Do you write for a living?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    good - I know you were finding it hard to deal with the death of you mother - so please God you find comfort in your time with your father.

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       wow you read  me.  I know my poor mum.... just getting over that really, families, they do so tug at the heart.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    No I just write for fun - I am a business consultant - mind you not many businesses left - I only started writing on line about a year ago on the Iris Times News Poll each day, then I started a Blog and now hub pages

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I read you long ago but I have just been too busy to get round every one

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       so you work from home......  i know there are so many hubbers aren't there.  It is hard to get to know them all, i kinda, stick around the same few, i need to spread my wings a bit.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I am writing a book at the moment on militant republicanism I have published 5 chapters and will have about 20 chapters when I am finished - I am enjoying it - I am not into all that nonsenses about hits and followers and stuff just enjoy writing

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       i know what you mean... However people that encourage me to keep going are priceless, as it can be a solitary hobby........  practice makes perfect don't it.... have you earned any cash on here.  Some earn a lot don't they?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I dont bother with the advertising thing - although the ads do appear - I think that many exaggerate what they earn - I imagine the advertising agancies have their trolls in order to keep people interested

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       probably right actually.  I used to advertise with amazon but do not bother now.   Do you think lots are working for h.p. then

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    HP dont control the advertising - that is controlled by others - and I think that those advertising agents have trolls who go around the various forums posting ridiculous claims about what they have earned

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       oh right.....there are some professionals with lots of identities i think too.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    yip there is lots that goes on - but I am not bothered just happy to get my writing published and get loads of my chest

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       it is a nice community.... you missed an f off off........ what i like about  h.p. is there is always someone to chat to, and correct your spelling mistakes.
       

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    exactly my spelling is brutal

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    hold my hand really scary now

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    that's a good one
    
    
    I think there's someone following me!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    its ok its me -

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    would you like to share my ice cream

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    66/1 just won the 1,000 guineas - lucky number 7

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    cancel that - stewards inquiry has just given the race to French horse

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Its Tuesday morning - cool - want to get warm and cosy

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Tuesday - 5.50 pm cool but dry - hope your day is going well

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    OK lets go to bed but I promise you there will be no messing about on my side

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Excuse me, I can't find my purse and there was a lot of cash in it!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I will call you

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       call me what Big Boy?

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          Buck Steinerposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          When you moving back to Sugarland?

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Hey I actually lived in Sugarland overlooking golfcourse 3 years    miss it    Now in Canada 
             
             Coming for sugar soon I home, do you happen to have a sweet tooth? 

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    hi want love

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hey I do, interested in make? 

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Hi, just curious, what size shoe do you wear?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    *sniff*
    
    sorry I'm still crying, I mean you don't even know me, I'm just so very lonely [slam dunk]

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Oh go on them - lets go to dinner

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I think I will write a hub about that!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hi

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    cloudy and wet - want to play house

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    want to see my collection of Batman outfits

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    Lisa HWposted 15 years ago

    For awhile I skipped this thread because I was thinking a "chat-up line" is a 900-number type-of-thing...       ("chat up" seems a lot nicer than "pick up", doesn't it...)

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    never knew that - pick up - that what you do with graceries from the store - still learn something new every day

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    angadsirjiposted 15 years ago

    I will Send Flowers to a Flower

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    I will pluck your petals

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    As the sun shines would you like to share a lemonade

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    make mine with crushed ice, please!  pink lemonade?  oh, yes, I really would!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hi Im Irish want to get into some stew

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to go on a cheap holiday to Greece

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    wrenfrost56posted 15 years ago

    Hey there can I buy you a drink? Or would you rather me give you the money?

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    Greek Oneposted 15 years ago

    "Oh yeah.. I'm a big time Hubber... my score is over 90 and I got almost 100 fans"

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Could you help me?  I think this zipper must be stuck!

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       to which the reply would be..."how do you know my pants zipper is stuck?"

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    nope, its not stuck, I just was pulling the wrong tab!
    
    wanna rub my feet?

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       Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       to which the reply would be "I'm sorry, I am new to this country.. are "feet" those two things coming out of your bra?"

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          oh, excuse me very much, I thought you were someone else!  How embarrassing!

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             Greek Oneposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             no problem at all.. shall we have intercourse over a cup of coffee... or should we have it over a bed?

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    alexandriaruthkposted 15 years ago

    Wanna cook noddles with me?

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