What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   I will if you will [lame again *sigh*]

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   earn, i only speak the truth, are you busy tonight?

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Not at all! I am relaxing, having a glass of red and contemplating my good fortune!

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   hi, nice to meet you.  You know I am so lonely, but I don't want to bother you with my problems [slam dunk]

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      Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      would work on me!

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   oh my, my buttons seem to have come undone

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Not to worry why don't I undo the others so they match.

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         kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I knew I could count on you, here let me just line them up

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   Excuse me. It seems to have fallen out of my ankle holster.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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      earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   yes they're real and they're magnificent

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   Sir, would you possibly be able to help me, I seem to be lost.

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

   giggle [job done] 

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   If I was you I would definately want me! 

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      If I was me, I would definitely want me

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      poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      i like that one...

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Does anyone have a thread, I am alone here [sigh]

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Forget doctor! Lets play Gynecologist! 

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    My gosh, how often do you work out?  I'd really like to start

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    [sucks on ice cube from scotch glass {slam dunk again]

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Goodnight delightful hubbers I must a-bed be bound! Enjoy!

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Goodnight Earnest! 

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    I can't help but notice how large your hands are, can I see your feet?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Goodnight Beautiful

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    It's late I should be getting home, do you know a cab number?  I'm only in town for the evening [guarantee]

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    The last lady was number 7. Your number 8. Have you ever been 8 before?   

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       

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          Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I answered your e-mail

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             Ok checking [shakes]
             
             
             hey was that a pick up line?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    sniff.  Sorry, just got divorced and feel so alone.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    So are you married, boyfriend, or both? 

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    YGM

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    No, my husband doesn't like me having an affair, without him there

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       YGM.   Gotta go. TTYL

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          OK Thanks

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             whats ttyl?

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                never mind figured it out

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Oh, I'm sorry I'm so terribly clumsy, here let me wipe that up, I hope those jeans aren't ruined.  Maybe I could ............

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Just published chapter four of my book - I might make big money from this - would you like to get to know me before I am a millionaire

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I d fall for that

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Let me book us in for dinner - just in case its a flop

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Hi! They call me tripod!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hokey - whats up Bro - sorry havnt been about - writing some heavy stuff - posted chapter four of my book on the IRA today - detail deatail detail - hard work - so I dont get out ot play as much - hope you are well

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hey irish!!!  Cant wait to read your book!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    would you like to be my prettydarkhorse

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    H.C Porterposted 15 years ago

    i have money...do you have a price & warranty?

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    Just sit on my knee and see what cums up!

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    Look into my eyes while I hold your boobies!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LMFAO 

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    samboiamposted 15 years ago

    You look so good I would marry your brother to get into the family.

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Good morning hubber friends! I hope your day is as good as mine!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Would you mind holdng my       um
    
    my
    
    
    wait a minute
    
    
    here - hold this - um
    
    
    just a second

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    the names bond....james bond....

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Love can be so confusing - want to work it out with me

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    Bard of Elyposted 15 years ago

    I have never had a chat up line but never been any good with getting dates or relationships so maybe that is why?

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to see my collection of speedos

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Hi. Lets do it!

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Hokey - whats happening

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hey Irish. Hanging out on the beach visiting family.

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    saltposted 15 years ago

    right now, itd be thanks, but no thanks..

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Wet Saturday afternoon - any one want to sit in and play board games -

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       calpol25posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       My chat up line is so simple it works every time
       
       "im not interested!"  and suddenly im swarmed with people lol

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          B.T. Evilpantsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          If you're really not interested, try this one:
          "Does this look infected?"
          Works every time.
          
          I also like this one:
          
          "According to my magic watch, you're not wearing a bra."
          "Yes I am!"
          "Damned watch is running 15 minutes fast."

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             calpol25posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I like those lol will try them

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Look Im here now we might as well get our clothes off

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    love is painful - want to patch me up:)

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    love me tender

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    where do we go from here

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    my best chat up is more of a gesture:
    
    

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    mega1 what a wonderful chat up - gets me

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       your place or mine?

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       my best chat up line is.... I am in bed home alone, eating ice cream ... how about you.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    now that works as it is true

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       please watch Johnny Depp with me

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