What Is Your Best Chat Up Line

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   thisisoliposted 15 years ago

   Before I met my future wife I just used to say 'Hi' to girls, then take it from there.

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   Hokeyposted 15 years ago

   Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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   mega1posted 15 years ago

   Hi Baby!

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   would you like to see my rooster

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   logic,commonsenseposted 15 years ago

   What's the scoop chicken poop?

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   Steppenoposted 15 years ago

   I always state the obvious... "Are those your real teeth!?!" LOL ... Guess the years are finally catching up with me... When you talk about "Sharing a Glass" to soak your teeth... LMAO

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Steppenc, nice one, right to the point...will she bite or simply suck when you buy her and ice cream

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   theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

   Have you seen the snow - wold you like to wrap up real warm in my Volkwagon Beattle - I call the little fella Herby - you want to stroke him

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   blondepoetposted 15 years ago

   "Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Blonde I would love to try that Australian kiss.....as we have a big time difference I would probably be coming from behind...is that ok

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       shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Trust you Irish!! hehehe

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Shaz good afternoon, 12.20 pm here in Ireland, snow this morning but starting to thaw.....

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       mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that's the best line I've heard all day! 

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    would you like to watch the sun come up....

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    want to rest your jugs on my pillow

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    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 15 years ago

    do you wash your pants in windex? because I can see myself in them.
    
    or I wouldn't kick you out of bed..unless it was to F?@# you on the floor

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    If it worked Shaz...just let me stoke up the old log fire and lay out the rug

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    want to stroke the big fella

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise c0cks. 

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    blondepoetposted 15 years ago

    You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

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    foreignpressposted 15 years ago

    How do I pick up women? I find the dingiest bar on the block. The place is usually filled with hardened, street savvy women who've heard every line there is. I find a woman particularly attractive (and who is unaccompanied) and say,
       "Would you go to church with me this Sunday?"
       The woman is shocked. She's never heard a line like that in a bar or out. I've been very successful.
       And, yes, we do go to church then lunch and I take her home.
       Works (almost) every time.
       (Sorry. No sex.)

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    How's she goin - would you like to share my chips

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       Audreveaposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Now there's an effective line. How do you turn down chips?

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    I have a brand new combine harvester - would you like the key.

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       where have you been?

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    Alotaposted 15 years ago

    busy busy busy - I do a great deal of traveling in my work - mainly in England, its just impossible to get time to drop in as much as I would like thanks for asking.

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Let me stroke your hair and see where it goes from there

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Want to see whats under my rain coat

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       Justine76posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       your not wearing a rain coat!!

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    Poppa Bluesposted 15 years ago

    If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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    Taeohposted 15 years ago

    did you know that a Polar bear falls through the ice everyday. how's that for an ice breaker! my names ....

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    would you like to come home and see my free range chickens

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    Originposted 15 years ago

    Me: Do you have Irish in you?
    Girl: No?
    Me: Want some?
    
    

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       poetlorraineposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       that is very funny......

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    theirishobserver.posted 15 years ago

    Origin - I am hearing and feeling the vibe

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       Originposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       haha

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    poetlorraineposted 15 years ago

    my god, let me take a closer look at those eyes

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    waynetposted 15 years ago

    I got something in my pocket you might want to take a look at!

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    earnestshubposted 15 years ago

    Like to come home and meet the wife?

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    Originposted 15 years ago

    Hi... so I hear you like stuff. I also like stuff. Would you like to go do stuff?
    
    I actually got that said to me by a girl before, so ya lol.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Great legs! When are they open?

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Too much!

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       YOU HAD ME AT    GREAT
       
       
       

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          earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Kimberley you are a riot!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Baby whatcha sippin on [ok really lame but has never failed me] [kinda]

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Hello.

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       earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hi Kimberly! Nice to see!

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          hello beautiful.

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             I have been called many things, but seldom beautiful! Thanks!

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          see what?

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             earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             See you! Must be my accent!

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                who had an accident?

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                   earnestshubposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Blimey! One of us is tanked!

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                      kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      yes, indeed slimy!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    Is that a Hub, or are you just happy to see me?

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    Originposted 15 years ago

    Wow! Those are a pair of nice hubs!

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    Those pants would look really good on my bedroom floor!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       OK that was fucking funny

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    would you care to come home with me for some incredibly, hot, steamy, wet,endless, no name cup of tea?

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    I'm not wearing any undergarments [slut says to 4th dude]

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       Hokeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Hell yeah!!!!!   

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    Poppa Bluesposted 15 years ago

    That necklace looks good on you. You know what else would look good on you? Me!

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    I promise you I bite.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    damn yu ugly.

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    I'm starving, do you by chance have any cucumber?

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    Hokeyposted 15 years ago

    

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 15 years ago

    

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