Be offended because I said so.
Ethan Frome sucks...deliberately
Short, sweet, and sexy...just like you like
I review Outlander! Several years after it already came out...look, I was working through Harry Potter, ok?
Watching an author face plant can be a painful experience.
Though he may not be as brooding as Darcy, Jesus made his literary mark long before Pemberley even hit the page.
Yes. Well, sort of. At the very least, she's as annoying as that booger you can't quite reach.
Looking for a shojo that bleeds rainbow farts and marshmallows? Go somewhere else.
Marina Keegan ends this year by punching us in our existential faces.
Eat turkey, drink too much, and thank your readers today!
How will you make the deadline? Two words: whiskey shots
Celebrate the harvest by burning in Hell this Halloween.
Dr. Lecter is the ideal dinner guest--as long as you plan on being his main course.
Be besties with Stevie this Halloween.
From mindless, blood-drinking leeches to looking like an Abercrombie model, vampires have certainly been through a lot in the past decade or two.
Give the finger to approaching winter by reading books this month that give you nightmares! Not sure how this helps...but let's do it anyway.
Employ these handy tips to prove you're better than everyone else.
Sure, you'll get around to it. In 30ish years.
Are sex scenes in books ever necessary?
This post is an absolutely shameless plug
Are you irreverent, lazy, but religiously curious? Then this post will tell you all you need to know.
As you draw that last rattling breath, only one thing will you wonder: was I well-read?
Because nothing is sexier than a huge pile of money
Are comics for anyone other than creepy 40-year-olds doing God knows what in their parents' basement?
You mean you aren't in a relationship?What's wrong with you, loser?
Writing literary analysis is like farting: unpleasant at first but ultimately relieving.
How many of these obscure literary quotes do you know?
Naked men, demon pigs, and stupid people. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the Bible!
If you're thinking you can still do something new with these, burn your laptop and go back to your cubicle.
Follow these 6 interior decorating tips to guarantee your death today.
Master these errors so that you, too, can look down on others.
Want a treat this Fourth? Have a cup of deceit with just a little pinch of DEATH.
The answer is soup.
Before the Wachowskis, there was E.M. Forster
Feeling stressed? Allow these words to exacerbate that.
Colton Burpo's heaven is nothing but bliss, but Susie "like the fish" Salmon's experience is very different...
What defines your life? Fear or Freedom? Let's ask Brendon Burchard!
Hold onto your balls. It's gonna be a rocky ride.
There may be worse things than these adaptions (cancer, for instance). But they're still annoying.
Wives and romance and wealth--oh my!
Divergent and the Hunger Games. The only thing these two books have in common is the genre.
Some people think they can write surreal fiction. Others can. And then there's Nicki.
"The Big Sleep"will keep you up at night.
If you like then you should've put a ring on it. Or just flown the hell out of dodge. Meet Joji. Meet Naomi. Meet their marriage. Now go home, take notes, and work at doing the exact opposite.
"Northanger Abbey" is the fart of the Austen library: passing, unpleasant, and then forgotten. But is that fair?
Meet Haruki Murakami. He enjoys sheep. It's not as uncomfortable as it may sound.
Next time your neighbor stiffs you, stick an icepick in their skull. You may go to jail, but at least you will have proved your moral superiority.