Woman calls cops to report that kittens are having sex in her yard

Jump to Last Post 1-12 of 12 discussions (20 posts)
  1. paradigmsearch profile image91
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago
    1. wilderness profile image97
      wildernessposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Well.  I certainly hope those nasty kitties were appropriately cuffed and hauled off to jail where they can be appropriately clothed and chastity girdles fitted.

      Naked animals are bad, but animals having sex simply cannot be allowed in right thinking neighborhoods.

    2. Simone Smith profile image93
      Simone Smithposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Would have done the same thing. Deviants.

    3. writinglover profile image84
      writingloverposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      What an airhead. LOL! She must be single...

      big_smile

  2. gaplumber profile image61
    gaplumberposted 5 years ago

    tacos tonight, haha

  3. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    She is jealous smile

  4. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
    Marcy Goodfleischposted 5 years ago

    Was this a "feline-y" rather than a 'felony' complaint?  (Sorry - I can hear the groaning, even over the Internet.)

    1. Mark Ewbie profile image87
      Mark Ewbieposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Ah that's terrible.
      If the case needs investigating further - call for Furlock Holmes.

      1. Marcy Goodfleisch profile image94
        Marcy Goodfleischposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        He is busy chasing Cat Burglars.

        1. Mark Ewbie profile image87
          Mark Ewbieposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          When I said "terrible" I meant "excellent" of course - but you knew that.

          Now then. 

          Once the cats were cornered the Swat team put the cats into a large sack. As they drove off one managed to get free.  A police officer has been accused of letting the cat out of the bag.

          What do you mean - contrived?

    2. Uninvited Writer profile image83
      Uninvited Writerposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  5. gaplumber profile image61
    gaplumberposted 5 years ago

    maybe she is a Nun?

  6. writinglover profile image84
    writingloverposted 5 years ago

    LOL! smile

  7. writinglover profile image84
    writingloverposted 5 years ago

    Celibacy must be a real boon for her...

  8. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    She is being an anti pussy?

  9. MelissaBarrett profile image60
    MelissaBarrettposted 5 years ago

    Good on her!

    Kitty porn is a huge problem.

    I wonder if, because of the age, it was catutory rape?

    1. Zelkiiro profile image94
      Zelkiiroposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, the cat puns are just feline by.

  10. Mighty Mom profile image84
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    I wonder if the other 911 calls -- help ordering Chinese and drug deal woes -- are
    from the same woman.
    She's a human catastrophe.

  11. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 5 years ago

    The neighbors ought to be charged with felinies.  Horrid.

  12. lorlie6 profile image84
    lorlie6posted 5 years ago

    BTW, at what age do kittens do it?

 
working

This website uses cookies

As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

Show Details
Necessary
HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
Features
Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
Marketing
Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
Statistics
Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)