Is there or has there ever been a "humor" topic here? It should fall just after honeymoon and somwhere before divorce. Just curious. Thanks!
I think you just started one! LOL so might as well keep it going
lemme see...describe your avatar! there must be a story to it and not just random thing from the top of your head! or is it...? i'm quitting your fan club! LOL
Once a fan always a fan! You may never leave. Also, Never question the avatar, NEVAR!!!!!
i remember! goldentoad commented you're killing him in the musings hub! maybe he was not joking! whatyouthink?
I have sent for him through an email...my hubs are the things of suicide so we may want to say our good-byes now.
Not me...I am talking about those who read my hubs, things of suicide...I don't even read them and you do, yet you live???
so you're saying i just missed the punchline there? thought you missed a period after "suicide" and before "so". LOL Anyways, i think your hubs hit people differently! who knows I won't be back later! maybe you should issue a warning to every hub you write - something like they did in The Ring
if you build it they will come! that's what was said to Kevin Costner in the Field of Dreams - now what you have to build I've no idea! Btw, false modesty does not become you. An afterthought - make your titles interesting like "Lighting your fart" - (just published and i've commented already) or something like that. Musings sounds serious if you ask me
No it's not you, i'm under medication so pardon my shiftyness if there is such a word. Anyways, doesn't it make you wonder why the rest of them hubbers haven't gotten into joining this thread.. they are missing something i'm telling ya LOL
I am wondering as well...So you tell me, Why are you and I here alone???
Not so much alone guys, as being watched. The Mighty Illuminati have been tracking your musings, and we are not amused............................... LOL!
what plane did you jump out of to land here? welcome, but I see you have fans before you even have written a hub, I know Pest would like to know how you did that, he's bothering about having fans, seems that he wants a whole trailer park of 'em.
beats me! i have an idea though, why don't YOU head on over to the Religion Forum and post the link for this thread! let's get some people here c'mon!
better you than me my friend! besides i've my face on my avatar while yours... okay let's not go there - NEVER the avatar i remember you saying none too subtly.
All in fun my friend. I would show my face, but it would ad horror to my humor
it's a noneissue. besides i'd rather be humored than horrified!
Well, i am going for a while...Would be nice to see others pick this up and run with it.
Dang! I missed this thread before I made one. Who is the funniest Hubber?
Alphabetically ... humor would go before honeymooning, lol ...you should put all your "Trailer Lot" stories under your own Humor category. you do such a fantastic job!
Damnit, I found it too late, this is where that Pest has been hiding, I thought he was round the corner, behind the liquor store hanging out or doing God knows what with one of his mom's "John". Sadly, I must shut the computer down as the snooping wife is starting to get suspicious I am staying up past my bedtime. This will continue!
I think goldentoad would be a great candidate for the humor topic. I'm about to go check out Pest because this is the first time I saw him.
hahaha. I can see that now. I'm reading still. Lemme, go back and give the judgment!
I was about to comment on that then decided to let it be. I was wondring if you guys where talking about humor topic and somewhere along the way, you guys were teasing each other about your avatars. Why did you change it? heheheh.
I like both so it doesn't matter. But the cat is curious and she says, "meow, let me get a better view."
Chris had asked me about my Avatar and I had no real answer so I jokingly told him to never ask about the Avatar "Neva!" Neva is what we use to say in another forum I posted in. Meant to be evil without the sinister laugh. Nothing I say should ever really be taken serious.
The cat is my real cat, Kat, the topic of one of my hubs. Much like Goldentoad's wife she believes I spend too much time on my computer. The picture was taken from my desk as she was playing with the cables, undoubtedly trying to sabotage my computer time!
Well now, ain't this 'posed ta be 'bout humor. I tho't there'd be some jokes here by now. So here goes.
Hillary Clinton's New Years Roast Beef Recipe
1 Large Rib Roast
1 small Rib Roast
Preheat Oven to 350 degrees
Season the two roasts as you like, to taste. Place the little one on bottom rack of oven and the large one on the top rack and close door.
When the little roast is burned the large one is done. Take both out of oven and discard the little roast and carve and serve the large one.
C.C Riter, I think you just silenced the audience, and everyone knows they got order a stronger drink if you are going to keep telling jokes like that. I know you are about as fresh a wet booger but oh my, try again, wait, let me order that double shot of tequila first. What's green and smells like pig?
why are there so many, songs about rainbows... try again Toad!
The punchline for mine: Kermit's finger. Tell me chris, why so many songs about rainbows?
Sheesh! You dense or what.. Kermit sang that song. Hmmm is that a serious question...?
Still on antibiotics, mind cloudy, man I didn't get you on that one! I'll get off the stage now before I get that tomato thrown at me!
Okay off you go! and only come back when your sense of humor's back - or Pest will rid of you fast!
Three pages! Wow... I don't have any jokes to post but I think you will like the change I made...oooorrrrrrrrr not.
Everyone must have a life this new years... I am here all alone!
What do you do with 365 used condoms? Make it into a tire and call it a good-year!
LOL and new avatar, too! who shot the picture? the other horse?
First off...Chris, I know the joke is old, but it fits the time of YEAR...lol
Goldentoad, I do not do meth, I sell mommas surplus. I only drink Stohs, and that would be a BAG of weed not chew that we pass around. You ever try and chew while drinking beer? Spit swallow??? nothing worse than drinking a Strohs bottle of mommas chew spit! ( yes I went there!!!)
Has anybody seen a toad - he was last seen with a tadpole - and a pest - he looks like...hmm... his avatar! Guess I'm alone now...
Okay, i'll try to come up with a joke that I don't know the punchline to that way I get to guess! Good thinking Wonder Dog!
What's that Pony trying to do to you Pest? Or should I ask, what are you trying to do to the Pony? LOL
May you have the best of this New Year! Is that an 'innie' or an 'outie' converted to an 'innie'?
let me post it here, copied it a while ago! knew you would do this trick! ha!
Close! Momma may know, me, Her problem is remembering who I am...
LOL next time pretend that you're one of her friends - bet she won't forget you once she sorts you out!
Ewwwwwwwwwww. After a day of momma's drinking she does call me "John" now and then. I do not claim to be one of her "friends".
Double Ewwwwwwww i can never outgross you! You sure your name's Pest? Or is it really Perv?
Hey Chris, get offa Pest's momma, time's up, it's my turn.
Ugh! You two leave my momma alone! I am tired of washing her sheets, especially since aunt Flo is here! I have yet to aunt Flo but I have to keep clean sheets for her!
Pest, make sure you do a better job of washing those sheets, I was scared when I was saw something that looked like a mustard stain
You betta not let your momma read what you just wrote, she might break that switch out on you again
Why is it that just three of us choose to participate in a "humor" thread?
Maybe they think we troll people who come over. Or maybe they're into some vicarious entertainment. Or maybe I don't know! Let's see what the toad has to say
I have to go into hiding now, Mama G is around!
That'd be you Chris! You have seniority over me! I see another thread started for misc stuff to include "jokes"! Hey! You don't think toad is going over there do you???
Me? Thought so! Naah I don't think Toad is going anywhere else in the forums. It's as he said, his Mama G is on the prowl! His wifey doesn't know about his hubbing and it will be the end of the Toad we know if she finds out - with all that hubs he has written exposing his inner workings! But don't tell you heard it from me, okay?
Sure thing! I too must be going for a while. I will be back in a few hours! I do have kids to feed and all that stuff.
Hey Pest where are you? I have a good one for you: What's gross and hubs?
That Avatar looks great (racoon with knife on kitten). I'm very new here in Hubpages. It would seem that this thread is the most active...
So I'd like to give all of you a Stress Reliever... It's the first of my humor hubs. Well these guys made me really laugh... so it is just right that I share it with others.
Hopefully all of you are laughing... and while you're at it... please let me know how I can improve my hubs. I sure need an expert hubber just about now to point me in the right direction lest I get lost.
I'm familar with the Moymoy Palaboy brothers, being from the Philippines and all! Yep, I must agree they are quite a riot!
As to the right direction for newbies like yourself, try http://hubpages.com/faq/ for starters And and oh, don't forget to have fun!
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