Emergency Letter to Hubpages,a must read!

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  1. accofranco profile image84
    accofrancoposted 9 years ago

    Dear hubpages, how much i hate to write,how much i hate to complain,how much i hate to surf,how much they hate hate,how much i hate to hate a hate like hate. Please increase my hub score to 100.009, hub page views to 100000000000 a second,my adsense revenue to $100000 a day,my fans to 1000000000,my hub comments to 1000000000000 per hub or "i am going to publish 1000000 hubs tomorrow and on and on till the site's database loses memory and stops loading" and then who loses,of course i! What a wicked world we live in? Yours faithfully, acco na ewe iwe o!

    1. Ryan Hupfer profile image66
      Ryan Hupferposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh. My. Goodness.

      http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/general/pics/23.02.06/chillpill.jpg

      1. accofranco profile image84
        accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Waooooooooo Hupfler replied me? O o my good lord! A dream come true! I am going to spread the news about hubpages everywhere and going to start rolling in my excellent articles that i have been hiding starting from the 32th of PreDecember 2100000.Thanks Hupfler!

        1. Ryan Hupfer profile image66
          Ryan Hupferposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          It looks like I may need to up your dosage to 2 of these things. smile

          I'm glad that you're excited and I wish you nothing but fantastic traffic and amazing adsense earnings, my friend. smile

          http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/general/pics/23.02.06/chillpill.jpg http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/general/pics/23.02.06/chillpill.jpg

          1. accofranco profile image84
            accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Thank you your honorable "highness" i am very glad at your subtle mediations,you are a genius!

    2. mandybeau profile image53
      mandybeauposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Are ya rich yet

  2. AEvans profile image78
    AEvansposted 9 years ago

    Acco,
    You need to focus on writing and commenting , I realize you love asking questions and creating topics in forums , but maybe you need to write article based around that. You do not gain popularity by doing this, you have to work at what you do. So calm down and focus on your goal...smile

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I live in a mighty mansion,as big as the white house,double wing,3 sitting rooms,large compound and a wide pool,no company,no gf,just a visit at occassions,so MY GOAL Of bEiNg HEre is to get company,not to feel lonely,to catch real fun and to learn the western folks more,cos i would be in Massts and L.A soon.So do u see? I am getting 76.3312% of my goal.Thank u her majesty AE

      1. AEvans profile image78
        AEvansposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh my are we not spoiled??? You need to study more ///big_smile

  3. sunforged profile image74
    sunforgedposted 9 years ago

    You do realize that hubbers arent your target audience if your ultimate goal is income?

    The time you spend with asinine threads and comments would be better served - spreading your special kind of love and links around the blogs of the world.

    have you been to yahoo answers yet? they would love you there they would crown you a King and give you traffic

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        This is just a hobby for me dear.I earn good money through my real life novels,journals etc.And i have won several poetry and writing contest,including world bank essay competition and many other intl awards,and u know i can't just send in my best articles here,i don't think its quite safe cos i've been copyrited before,so i'm being careful.So i take this as good hobby aside,cycling,planting trees,care for poor kids and ex-prisoners,and its fun anyway,i love hubpages.Thanks for ur advice.

  4. Rik Ravado profile image90
    Rik Ravadoposted 9 years ago

    Good advice sunforged! smile

  5. sunforged profile image74
    sunforgedposted 9 years ago

    i was serious though...it is quite motivating when you see your traffic double because of a few well placed and well written answers, or a cleverly positioned comment on a well ranked hub in your niche...its a fun game, search, think, link..continue

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        My letter has been addressed by the right authority, so...?

  6. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    I am really tired of you constantly creating meaningless forum posts...

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        ...may be its bcoz i love 2 see your sub-conscious reactions,may be its bcoz my internet con. its free,may be its bcoz i'm compiling a project about westerners,may be its bcoz i have extra strong income backups,may be its bcoz i am a child born with silver spoon in his mouth,may be its bcoz there is freedom of expression,may be its bcoz i'm very intelligent and wise,may be its bcoz i am a good suspense author,may be its bcoz i love riddles,may be its bcoz i am a good real life poet,may be its bcoz this is just the internet where words cannot harm any,may be its bcoz i worry less,may be its bcoz i don't take things to heart like others do,may its bcoz i want to keep hubpages forum lively.May be i'm lonely & need u guys to talk 2 me and to keep me company.May be its bcoz i am loved by all.Don't you love me?

      1. Mark Knowles profile image62
        Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Maybe itz bkuz yu neeed to learn punktuashun?

        If by all the above you mean because you choose to re-enforce the notion that all Nigerians are spammers and should be banned from the internet along with all the other sites they are now banned from - let me congratulate you on a job well done.

  7. LondonGirl profile image84
    LondonGirlposted 9 years ago

    With you on that one. Tedious.

    1. JamaGenee profile image83
      JamaGeneeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      DITTO.  What's the point?

  8. Benjimester profile image94
    Benjimesterposted 9 years ago

    Agreed

  9. accofranco profile image84
    accofrancoposted 9 years ago

    Excellent "stereotype" MK. anyway,life goes on.It all leads to indefinite drifting away from Earth,"death" not all that are alive now will live to see tomorrow's daylight.Such is life,we all are nothing but just "dust"

    1. Mark Knowles profile image62
      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That was a reference to one of your earlier complaints that Nigerians are banned from using certain web-based services. And of course your endless attacks on "westerners."

      So - I think we can thank you for the stereotyping.

      I stick with my assessment though - congratulations on a job well done.

      ciao.

      1. accofranco profile image84
        accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          "i have not come here to praise Caeser,i've come to bury him" so i have not come here just to make fortune or wealth,but i've also come to have fun and be happy with wonderful fellows like you. No written or said words hurts me rather,i derive joy hearing people criticize,backstab,advice,guide or blackmail me,it's God's gift and i thank God for it.The house is too lonely here,dad returned back to the government state house today.

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image96
          Rochelle Frankposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          So In other words, you came here to seek attention.
          You  got it.
          Goodbye.

          1. mandybeau profile image53
            mandybeauposted 9 years agoin reply to this
  10. accofranco profile image84
    accofrancoposted 9 years ago

    Please its quite a big house and so lonely,plz don't go,stay and keep me company till i sleep off,plz MK? Tell me about your family? Do u have kids?What car make do u drive or own?

    1. Eric Graudins profile image59
      Eric Graudinsposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yes sure. My babysitting fees are $250 per hour. You can pay with Paypal. In advance. How many hours do you need me for?

      1. accofranco profile image84
        accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          But i am not a baby sir.I don't have paypal,i have mastercard,visa and a reserved traveller's cheque for my vacation in london by August break.Can't u do something for a neighbor.Eric u look like one of my favorite Hollywood actor.Do u act?

    2. countrywomen profile image40
      countrywomenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Accofranco- I hope you have friends around you. It does seem very needy when you mention all these. Wishing for you to have good friends circle smile

      1. accofranco profile image84
        accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Becoz of my father's political post,i'm restricted from making much friends.Most of my friends are abroad schooling or vacating,thats y u see me here online always,i have lesser places to go.I hate my dad's position now,its crippling me,i hate it.I need to be free,i wish he would resign,so i can have my freedom and security again.Tired of being guarded like animal always.

  11. profile image0
    C. C. Riterposted 9 years ago

    accofranco. i think you are a spoiled brat. Mark is closer to you than I and I hope he comes down there to you and spanks your ass. Matter of fact, if you are in Africa, ride your own ass all over that mansion until it talks some sense into you, like Balem's ass did.

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Nice company from u there C.C.Thanks,remain blessed.Its 11:34 pm here

      1. profile image0
        C. C. Riterposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Well, acco, i just don't think you are acting too friendly here. This was a pretty serious threat you made to all of us. How christian, how loving is that? How friendly is it. You're making more enemies than friends or fans. I've seen several hubber friends here bend over backwards for you, but you persist in angering some of us. Newbies on the forums usually are tested to see how they react, and you are failing my son.

  12. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Accofranco, I have this nastu suspicion you are not what you say you are and are spening all day sitting in an internet cafe.  get a job, get a life.

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        And where will i get the money to pay for all the cafe time to stay online for up to 18 hours everyday? I love my family,i love poor children,and i have vowed to help them till i die.Thats was y i found the inspired friends foundation (iff) though its not yet popular cos the finance come from me alone and few friends,but i hope it go intl someday.I have a frend i met through yahoo messenger,last 2 years,Melisa Ortiz,she doesnt walk,she and a cousin visited me last xmas from usa,New Orleans,so i hope to make new friends here too.

      1. accofranco profile image84
        accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        To C.C.R,sir i have not seen my offence here may be,i'm amazed at how people get upset and angry here.Haven't cursed any,haven't criticized any,just expressing my sincere feelings.Ok i'm sorry i hurt any,hands down! One love and peace.Can u people love me again? Plz i need good friends

  13. sunforged profile image74
    sunforgedposted 9 years ago

    how about some pics and a hub?

    Living Loony in Nigeria: What happens when your born with a silver spoon in the wrong orifice?

  14. Eric Graudins profile image59
    Eric Graudinsposted 9 years ago

    This person is full of it.

    Come on guys, Stop feeding the troll.

    1. Raven King profile image60
      Raven Kingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Doesn't everyone like trolls?big_smile

  15. Misha profile image73
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    Wow, those are some serious giggles, thanks guys smile

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Welcome master?

  16. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Trolls are so ugly they are beautiful

  17. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    Trolls can be cute:

    http://alesrarus.funkydung.com/images/troll.jpg

    1. Raven King profile image60
      Raven Kingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hey that's cute!

  18. cindyvine profile image84
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    hahahahahahaha

    1. Raven King profile image60
      Raven Kingposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Exactly!

  19. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    I'm with Eric. Don't feed the troll!This guy has not uttered one sane sentence since he started.His huge inferiority complex will not get fixed here. I for one will not be trying to help this lunatic. He is rude obnoxious, racist and no smarter than mud.

    1. JamaGenee profile image83
      JamaGeneeposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I was thinking "dumber than a rock", but 'no smarter than mud' works!  cool

      1. accofranco profile image84
        accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          O my good...goodness! Are these all for a harmless dove like me? Aw! So awful!

    2. mandybeau profile image53
      mandybeauposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Mud is way smarter, he is worse than pksoson

  20. Lisa HW profile image65
    Lisa HWposted 9 years ago

    My father is a great and powerful wizard (and, of course, also a foreign minister of International and extra-terrestrial relations); and I live in a great and beautiful emerald city - that is, of course, when I am not visiting my homeland of Kansas, and working with my friends on their Internet e.mail projects.

    Alas, I, too, live in a great mansion, where it is lonely (since I have to stay locked up within the confines of this elaborate and beautiful palace, because the wicked witches of the West AND the East are both out to get me.  And so, I spend my days pretending to a suburban mother of three grown kids, and writing what I imagine such an ordinary person would most likely write.

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Goodmorning house?

    2. WeddingConsultant profile image68
      WeddingConsultantposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      haha I love it

  21. Eric Graudins profile image59
    Eric Graudinsposted 9 years ago

    @ Lisa:
    lol lol

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Looking at your pic reminds me of a great hollywood actor of my favorite.Goodmorning sir?

  22. Pest profile image78
    Pestposted 9 years ago

    Oh, how i do love feeding the trolls!  This one is as predictable and boorish as all the rest.  Fun, fun, fun!

    1. accofranco profile image84
      accofrancoposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        unbelievable! Ur intriguing.Thumbs up!

 
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