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what do you think of this insult

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    isis_dreams2002posted 8 years ago

    my brother and i just having fun one day by making up insults and i was just wondering what every one though of this one he made up.

    you are so low you could crawl under a pregnant ant

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      isis_dreams2002posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      sorry if some of you found this to insulting but that was not my aim this is a one liner i remembered from when i was around
      15yrs old and now iam in my 40s just thought i would share. and thank you to all that made a momment on my hub score
      mandy

  2. LondonGirl profile image84
    LondonGirlposted 8 years ago

    Sorry, I think it's a bit laboured.

    1. Teresa McGurk profile image60
      Teresa McGurkposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      however did you conceive of that pun?

      1. Amanda Severn profile image100
        Amanda Severnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        There's no womb for that kind of humour LG and Teresa!

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image94
          Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I certainly wasn't expecting it.

          1. Lifebydesign profile image64
            Lifebydesignposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I'm sure you could come up with something better, one more push...

            1. Amanda Severn profile image100
              Amanda Severnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              All these stretched remarks!

              1. Lifebydesign profile image64
                Lifebydesignposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Painful, I agree

  3. WeddingConsultant profile image70
    WeddingConsultantposted 8 years ago

    haha got a good belly laugh out of this!

  4. Mrvoodoo profile image61
    Mrvoodooposted 8 years ago

    I was placentaly surprised by the quality of these comments.

  5. Patty Inglish, MS profile image93
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    The atmoshpere is still pregnant with insult possibilities.

  6. Sufidreamer profile image83
    Sufidreamerposted 8 years ago

    It's all in the delivery...

    EDIT - LondonGirl - just noticed that you reached the dizzy heights of a 100 Hubscore! Very well deserved smile

    1. Amanda Severn profile image100
      Amanda Severnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Congrats from me too LondonGirl.

    2. LondonGirl profile image84
      LondonGirlposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Sufi, and all, it's rather nice but I don't worry about it, or it might go away again (-:

  7. WeddingConsultant profile image70
    WeddingConsultantposted 8 years ago

    Let's see how much we can milk this joke.

    1. Amanda Severn profile image100
      Amanda Severnposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      We'll have to keep abreast of any developments.

      1. Sufidreamer profile image83
        Sufidreamerposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        That pun is far better than any of the udders.

  8. Shalini Kagal profile image79
    Shalini Kagalposted 8 years ago

    Nursing a good joke, all of you?

    LG: congrats!

  9. Cris A profile image58
    Cris Aposted 8 years ago

    It's insulting even for a stork cool

  10. Shalini Kagal profile image79
    Shalini Kagalposted 8 years ago

    You have a fertile imagination Cris!

  11. Rochelle Frank profile image94
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago

    You'll say we're ne'er-do-well punsters,
    We've thought of some low forms of wit.
    When'll our words and our actions
    (would've, should've, could've )
    or might've been having contractions.

  12. Cris A profile image58
    Cris Aposted 8 years ago

    Thanks Shalini. But I really do hope it won't take nine months to give birth to an answer to the original question! or did i say that prematurely? cool

  13. Patty Inglish, MS profile image93
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 8 years ago

    And we hope the answer will not be low-weight at birth.

  14. WeddingConsultant profile image70
    WeddingConsultantposted 8 years ago

    Shall we pass through this canal of puns?

  15. marisuewrites profile image57
    marisuewritesposted 8 years ago

    Perhaps we are be-laboring the point.

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    Neon Sign Fanposted 8 years ago

    It's about time we cut the chord and find a new joke to work with. tongue

  17. Lisa HW profile image78
    Lisa HWposted 8 years ago

    You folks have certainly delivered some good laughs to readers here.

  18. Rochelle Frank profile image94
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 years ago

    I hope you are not annoyed by our silliness-- It was nothing personal and not aimed at you at all. I think we were just trying to match London Girl's pun.
    I think it was a very cute and original insult by your brother.

  19. Mighty Mom profile image85
    Mighty Momposted 8 years ago

    I seem to have hit this forum thread just as it reached full term!

  20. WeddingConsultant profile image70
    WeddingConsultantposted 8 years ago

    Yes I think it's time to see the next section

  21. sassychic profile image58
    sassychicposted 8 years ago

    That was just kind of bizzare in my opinion sorry doesnt seem to really flow right,

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image94
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      What? the section? the See section? the C section.-- read between the lines. The waters will break and it will all become an (heir) apparent.

 
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