what do you think of this insult

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   isis_dreams2002posted 14 years ago

   my brother and i just having fun one day by making up insults and i was just wondering what every one though of this one he made up.
   
   you are so low you could crawl under a pregnant ant

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      isis_dreams2002posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      sorry if some of you found this to insulting but that was not my aim this is a one liner i remembered from when i was around
      15yrs old and now iam in my 40s just thought i would share. and thank you to all that made a momment on my hub score
      mandy

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   LondonGirlposted 14 years ago

   Sorry, I think it's a bit laboured.

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      Teresa McGurkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      however did you conceive of that pun?

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         Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         There's no womb for that kind of humour LG and Teresa!

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            Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I certainly wasn't expecting it.

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               Lifebydesignposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I'm sure you could come up with something better, one more push...

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                  Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  All these stretched remarks!

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                     Lifebydesignposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Painful, I agree

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   WeddingConsultantposted 14 years ago

   haha got a good belly laugh out of this!

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   Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

   I was placentaly surprised by the quality of these comments.

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   Patty Inglish, MSposted 14 years ago

   The atmoshpere is still pregnant with insult possibilities.

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   Sufidreamerposted 14 years ago

   It's all in the delivery...
   
   EDIT - LondonGirl - just noticed that you reached the dizzy heights of a 100 Hubscore! Very well deserved

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      Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Congrats from me too LondonGirl.

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      LondonGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Sufi, and all, it's rather nice but I don't worry about it, or it might go away again (-:

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   WeddingConsultantposted 14 years ago

   Let's see how much we can milk this joke.

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      Amanda Severnposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We'll have to keep abreast of any developments.

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         Sufidreamerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         That pun is far better than any of the udders.

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   Shalini Kagalposted 14 years ago

   Nursing a good joke, all of you?
   
   LG: congrats!

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   Cris Aposted 14 years ago

   It's insulting even for a stork

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    Shalini Kagalposted 14 years ago

    You have a fertile imagination Cris!

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    Rochelle Frankposted 14 years ago

    You'll say we're ne'er-do-well punsters,
    We've thought of some low forms of wit.
    When'll our words and our actions
    (would've, should've, could've )
    or might've been having contractions.

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    Cris Aposted 14 years ago

    Thanks Shalini. But I really do hope it won't take nine months to give birth to an answer to the original question! or did i say that prematurely?

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    Patty Inglish, MSposted 14 years ago

    And we hope the answer will not be low-weight at birth.

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    WeddingConsultantposted 14 years ago

    Shall we pass through this canal of puns?

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    marisuewritesposted 14 years ago

    Perhaps we are be-laboring the point.

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    Neon Sign Fanposted 14 years ago

    It's about time we cut the chord and find a new joke to work with.

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    Lisa HWposted 14 years ago

    You folks have certainly delivered some good laughs to readers here.

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    Rochelle Frankposted 14 years ago

    I hope you are not annoyed by our silliness-- It was nothing personal and not aimed at you at all. I think we were just trying to match London Girl's pun.
    I think it was a very cute and original insult by your brother.

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    Mighty Momposted 14 years ago

    I seem to have hit this forum thread just as it reached full term!

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    WeddingConsultantposted 14 years ago

    Yes I think it's time to see the next section

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    sassychicposted 14 years ago

    That was just kind of bizzare in my opinion sorry doesnt seem to really flow right,

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       Rochelle Frankposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       What? the section? the See section? the C section.-- read between the lines. The waters will break and it will all become an (heir) apparent.

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