my brother and i just having fun one day by making up insults and i was just wondering what every one though of this one he made up.
you are so low you could crawl under a pregnant ant
sorry if some of you found this to insulting but that was not my aim this is a one liner i remembered from when i was around
15yrs old and now iam in my 40s just thought i would share. and thank you to all that made a momment on my hub score
There's no womb for that kind of humour LG and Teresa!
I was placentaly surprised by the quality of these comments.
The atmoshpere is still pregnant with insult possibilities.
It's all in the delivery...
EDIT - LondonGirl - just noticed that you reached the dizzy heights of a 100 Hubscore! Very well deserved
You'll say we're ne'er-do-well punsters,
We've thought of some low forms of wit.
When'll our words and our actions
(would've, should've, could've )
or might've been having contractions.
Thanks Shalini. But I really do hope it won't take nine months to give birth to an answer to the original question! or did i say that prematurely?
And we hope the answer will not be low-weight at birth.
It's about time we cut the chord and find a new joke to work with.
You folks have certainly delivered some good laughs to readers here.
I hope you are not annoyed by our silliness-- It was nothing personal and not aimed at you at all. I think we were just trying to match London Girl's pun.
I think it was a very cute and original insult by your brother.
I seem to have hit this forum thread just as it reached full term!
That was just kind of bizzare in my opinion sorry doesnt seem to really flow right,
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