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Personal attacks are entertaining

  1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    Can we open a forum specifically for personal attacks like we did for one word posts? (sand pit)

    We can call it "Thunderdome"
    Two hubbers enter
    One comes out

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Here's another suggestion: The Snake Pit

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      2legcacoposted 8 years agoin reply to this

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  2. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    Okay, lets do it...

    That's a stupid hat you're wearing!  http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg77/eldorrado57/AngrySmiley.gif

    your turn!

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      And that is one ugly cat you have there. big_smile

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You smell funny. (I cannot actually verify this nor can you disprove it, thus it must be a fact.)

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Ah - but just because I cannot disprove it does not mean it is not true.

          Wait a minute.........

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      WHOOOOOOOOOOA, way out of bounds!

  3. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    Mark, you look like a gay assassin in those glasses.

    http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii286/disappointmentmama/smiley-laughing.gif

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I am not gay and I have not killed very many people. That is still an ugly cat. lol

  4. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    You guys are dumb.

    (that's all I got...lemme think for a sec)

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OK - An ugly, slow cat. wink

  5. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    I wanna play, but I'm not clever enough to come up with an insult. sad

    1. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You only have half a face...that's so stupid!

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Allow me:

      Tell Mark that atheists are destined to burn in hell for all eternity according to a source that cannot be logically refuted.

      That'll learn'im

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Gets me every time. sad

  6. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    Here's an ugly cat for ya...
    http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh134/bjz0819/uglycat2.jpg

    your still dumb! smile

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Don't call someone dumb and then misspell you're.  It takes away some of the impact.

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lololol!  this is fun and cathartic. Good idea.

        wait...screw you!

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Surely you can do better than that. You are not that stupid are you? big_smile

          1. Capable Woman profile image64
            Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Yes. Yes I am. lol

            But at least I don't claim to be a martial arts expert and "bon vivant". WTF? Is that code for "gay assassin"?

            1. Mark Knowles profile image60
              Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Yes. You really are dumb............

              But - I am not gay and I have not killed very many people. big_smile

              1. Capable Woman profile image64
                Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                you said that already...they say old people repeating themselves is one of the first signs of dementia. Get that checked.

            2. tksensei profile image61
              tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              1. Mark Knowles profile image60
                Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Watch out - I am deadly with a spoon. wink

                1. tksensei profile image61
                  tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  If you put it down once in a while you might not kill yourself so quickly.

        2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry, I'm leaning the other way now.  Did you not read our latest contributions to the zealot....er, I mean religious forum.

          Sorry man; I just had an unpure thought.  Damn brain!!

          1. Capable Woman profile image64
            Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You mean the one about "indulging" in homosexuality? Yeah, I posted something there. I think the title of that one says it all...like you're cheating on your diet or something. HAHA!

      2. Eaglekiwi profile image74
        Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Damn did the dog just throw that thing up!

        1. earnestshub profile image89
          earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          OMG! (and I never say omg) that can only be described as bare arsed ugly!!!!! poor pussy!

          1. blondepoet profile image72
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            That's what I call a shaved pussy.

    2. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That scared the crap out of me!!!!!

  7. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Well apparently I'm full of myself, insecure and unattractive in the other forum. Can we bring that guy in here? smile

    1. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      All true.

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's ridiculous! You're (or is it your?) half face is very attractive, except for the 94 tatoo. Ever thought of having it lasered off?

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Its "your". And I considered it, but I figure it says a lot about me, no need to hide it smile

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks for clarifying. Only a total moron could misuse your for you're. wink

          1. Capable Woman profile image64
            Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Are you fat? Is that why you only have a head shot?

            1. Colebabie profile image60
              Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Are you a wimp? Is that why you have a pussy for your pic? smile

              1. Capable Woman profile image64
                Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                No, I just like pussy! wink

                And, I'll have you know, that is one bad a** cat YOU'RE talking about.

                1. Colebabie profile image60
                  Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Haha. I got ya smile

                2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
                  Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  I knew this would be fun.

                  Can I watch and go all a-e.?

            2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              My waist-down (or is it waste?) photo submission was rejected by the damned religionists that control this sight.

    3. nyliram profile image56
      nyliramposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      coward will never come in this Forum.

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        Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yawn...  I apparently got to 'coward,' (taking lessons from Mark K.), so no worries, Colebabie.

    4. nyliram profile image56
      nyliramposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      jealousy is a very terrible thing.

  8. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    Who the $@&%&^^ re-directed this thread to the sand pit??
    This is a serious topic deserving of it's own unique forum.  Anyone who disagrees must be a dellusional-atheist-transgender- illegal alien.

    1. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      and a homo. The self indulgent kind.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Speaking of self indulgence, what's the latest on the David Carradine investigation?

        1. Capable Woman profile image64
          Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Haven't heard. Are they going with the auto-erotic asphyxiation thing now? What an ignoble end...

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            It was the first thing I thought of when I heard that he was found hanging by the neck in a Bangkok closet.  His people are now saying his hands were tied behind his back. That does not preclude the possibility of the a-e experience...don't ask me how I know that.

            OOPS..Damn brain!

  9. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    This has been fun, but I am going to be late for dinner if I don't get off this computer. Didn't want anyone to think I got offended and ran off or anything (like Mark apparently has).

    Losers.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Me too.

      I think the official sign off for this thread should be F*** OFF

  10. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    I need lessons how to give insults hmm tongue lol

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That's cuz your (or is it you're?) stoopid.big_smile

  11. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    It's "you're" and also "stupid" smile

    1. profile image49
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      One just can't educate the uneducated Cole smile

      1. Colebabie profile image60
        Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ya know, I try. And I just don't know why I exert myself smile

        But spelling is the least of my worries smile

        1. profile image49
          badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Why what worries can a young lady like you have ?

          1. Colebabie profile image60
            Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            The ignorance in the world is just frustrating is all.

            But in my own life... no worries smile

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              badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Ahh but the ignorance will always be there my friend you just have to develop tolerence, the Captain was however worried you had worries but nahhhhhh anyone that follows you knows you are to well adjusted, but you need to learn to chill and accept the ignorance and sheer stupity of the world. Take my advice, stay insane to stay sane in an insane world !

              1. Colebabie profile image60
                Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                I understand the ignorance will always be there. I suppose that because I don't surround myself with it, and hardly ever encounter it in life, that when I see it I try to change it. But you're right, I must realize that I cannot be the force to change the ignorance in the world. No matter how hard I try smile I won't develop the tolerance for ignorance, I'm pretty sure of that. But I will learn to ignore it and just know that living life the way I do makes the world better for it. Thanks Captain, as always.

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm glad that wasn't directed at me.

        1. nyliram profile image56
          nyliramposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Hello Ron I want to be nice.Is that allowed in here????????????????????????

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            F*** NO! A 6?.  An infinite number of chimpanzees working at an infinite number of typewriters can recreate the world's best novels but all you can manage is a F***ing 6? My D*** wants to laugh!! I don't want to hear anymore of your s*** until you are at least a 70, which will never F***ing happen so take your sorry ass outa here.

  12. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    lol lol ...I shoulda stayed outside

  13. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    Alright ... let's see ... tongue how bout ... your dang fonts are not appealing @ all neutral wink lol

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Good attempt Dame smile

  14. blondepoet profile image72
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    @#####$f@^^^^$ @$@@@@@v $%$@!Q*8iod8ghixhsjdfhu

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Back atcha

      1. blondepoet profile image72
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Woo hoo my turn take this @#$$$$$$####@@@!!!!!!!!  ####@@@@@@!!!! and that @@etkrykrdsotykwsop3eskykrytu ROFL

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          You are a natural blond aren't you? You misspelled @######$F^^^^)OI*&&&&!

          What a nimrod.

          1. blondepoet profile image72
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            ROFL yes natural blond I am indeed. Damn I thought I did not spell that right, are you a natural brunette, only they would notice such things? LMAO

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Yes, the cuffs match the collars.  The drapes match the carpet etc.

  15. profile image49
    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    Lol I can't ignore it either Cole because I hate seeing even a missing coma, you are such a little hothead and you so make me smile, damn Shergar my next hub is going to be dedicated to you and trust me young lady you will learn from it. You will witness 10 videos of the best horses ever bred and just watching those legs hit that stride in the final furlong will be a joy only you can appreciate. Just chill and have fun Cole you really are a hell of a lady, the Captain is proud to have you aboard the Wild Imagination !

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Thanks Captain. Like I said, spelling is the least of my worries. I would forgive a missing coma if it meant the person was open minded and kind. I can't wait for your hub!! I'm sure Shergar would be oh so proud!

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      notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Badcompany!!!  It's "comma" not "coma"....nobody misses a coma big_smile

      Apparently my opinions were too overboard on one of the other threads.  And I may have personally attacked someone (?).  I am notorious after all.

      I like this thread better.  You guys are hilarious.

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hey notorious...Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!

        1. profile image0
          notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          She's just returning the fax yo mamma sent to her. 

          Not sure if that worked...I'm not very good with yo mamma insults.  In fact, not that good with insults unless I really disliked you.  In which case I don't know you so there's nothing to dislike.  Now I just sound like a nerd.

          wink

          1. Capable Woman profile image64
            Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            you nerd!

            hahahaa smile

          2. Laughing Mom profile image59
            Laughing Momposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            I don't think you're supposed to be insulting yourself, notorius.

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Flattery will get you nowhere in this forum. Flatulence on the other hand..........

        1. profile image0
          notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          That can be arranged.  I'll send you a jar.

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Great, I'll add it to my collection.  Misha's will be hard to top though; that borscht really adds a unique essence.

            F*** OFF

  16. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    Hey...we supposed be insulting (non-seriously) in here tongue pay attention wink lol

    1. profile image49
      badcompany99posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Coles a horse lover so she's my buddy !

  17. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    I love horses smile they are indeed beautiful creatures with personalities of their own wink but I am hoping to learn how to be insulting hmm nuts as that sounds tongue lol lol

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL that's funny. I'm not very good at being insulting either. I can reason, but not insult very well. smile

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You guys are all dumb as dog sh**! Try to keep up with what's going on here. I mean, I need you to clock in, ladies! Jump on the clue bus and ride with the rest of us!!!

        Okay, out of insulting cliches for the moment...let me reload.

  18. profile image49
    badcompany99posted 8 years ago

    Tuesday night Cole, and trust me you will learn a lot from it, twil be sheer passion and I know as you watch the videos of the races I pick you will deff get that buzz from it that only a truly horse fan can appreciate and as for kind, well Hubs has great people compared to other sites. Ok you get the odd dickhead but such is life !

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
      Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      BC wow look at that high score!! woohoo girls have clevage ,boys have...swords smile

  19. Kelsey Tallis profile image65
    Kelsey Tallisposted 8 years ago

    Your Mother Is a Hamster and Your Father Smells of Elderberries!

    Hmmmm...

    Actually, my personal favorite insult is to call someone a "wankerous troglodyte" (masturbating cave-dweller) :-D.

    I have to admit though, one of my favorite insults was said by my 5-year-old nephew to my father, they were trading silly insults and finally my nephew says to my dad: "You're your own butt!"

    However, this is all about personal attacks (not favorite insults), hmmm, I just don't know you all well enough yet to be properly motivated...

    *feels inadequate, is used to a forum where one can swear properly... is also feeling stifled*

    :-(

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I fart in your general direction

  20. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    Yea I see squido have monkey brains 'pick a fight'

    snake pit ,hubs (hells) kitchen ,gladiators ( can just imagine the martha stewards strolling in and wondering what the hell had hit them.

  21. Mrvoodoo profile image60
    Mrvoodooposted 8 years ago

    If opposites attract you guys must have partners that are attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

  22. profile image0
    Béla Mongyiposted 8 years ago

    What? Personal attacks? If I knew this was up I wouldn't have joined this accursed site!

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      you're a 9?  Be quiet until you at least get double digits. A 9? I didn't know the ratings went so low!

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        Béla Mongyiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm double digits now. So I may speak. Since I joined this ridiculous site my score's been climbing steadily. So shut up!

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          12? that's only 5 better than 9!! It still sucks.  My ass typed a hub and got a 50!!

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            Béla Mongyiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            So that's why your hubs look like they had been farted. And Ronny, if you don't mind a personal insult (although I don't know if it's actually possible in your case), you do sound like an idiot in this thread. Check back if you can delete it before anyone else sees.

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              How could something look farted you dweeb?  Do you have flatulavision?

          2. Laughing Mom profile image59
            Laughing Momposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Was that when you farted in our general direction?

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
              Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              No, that would have gotten a 51.

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    Leta Sposted 8 years ago

    I actually swear a lot when I find it appropriate.  I guess I can't on here--OR something...

    SO, F**@ an A*, I'm so glad somebody thought to post this insult thread.  If it was Ron--well, Flagstaff people are F*@*ng cool, despite usually being retarded liberal do-gooder, evironmentally friendly politically correct, thought control seekers of communist totalitarianism.  (I also like irony/sarcasm).  So take that, a certain M'aam out there, $%$$%%@ @@%&!@####.

    smile  Thanks.  That felt good...

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Please refrain from describing Flagstaff residents as "retarded".  It upsets the retards.

      1. profile image0
        Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        See!?  That's how you all are.  You are infringing on everyone's rights!!! Haven't you read your constitution?  Always the special interest groups, never the patriots.  @@##$&&&^  %#@@@&&)@@.

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Show me where in the F*** the G******* constitution says that @@##$&&&^  %#@@@&&)@@. have rights. F*** you and the F***ing horse you rode in on you worthless piece of S***

          1. profile image0
            Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            LOLLL  wink Ron...

            I really didn't know you people had it in you!  But thank, you sir...  May I have another?  (You know deep down that's what all we fascists really want.)  &%$@@^%%%@ @@()22??%$$&. WOW!

    2. tksensei profile image61
      tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I'll bet you find it appropriate when you can't think of any other way to express yourself. Which is pretty often as far as I can tell. Hey, tell us again about how many degrees you have and how much your Jr. High English teacher liked your 'work.' Or how about boasting that you have read the newspaper since you were in high school (you'll finish that one edition sooner or later)? Do you need a permit to go fishing for affirmation all the time like you do? Don't worry, someone loves you - it's YOU!

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        Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Those were jokes you f&%$#ing moron...aimed directly at you and your pathetic arrested development after YOU attacked me.  Jokes which you did not get...(of course.)  Hey, sweetie, I know you've got the hots for me and a few other women out there--how many have you stalked and insulted now? Quite a few, I've seen. But maybe you should try to make the fact you don't get sex on a regular basis and R an ugly bald fat guy not so obvious.  I've listened to the kind of 'insults' (jealousy) from your lowly specimen of man since as long as I can remember.  It ain't nothing new...and sorry, you still aren't very smart, can't write, and won't get laid.  Such is life.  All the petty attacks in the world won't make up for the fact I make more money than you and so does my significant other.... You know, you've got to earn that - work hard.  A good 'conservative' principle I'm sure you can appreciate?  Let's face it--you don't.  You sit on the internet all day and attack anyone you can find.  That's your work.  Doesn't pay well, though, does it?  sad

        F&^(%$ing loser.  This is the last sentence I waste on you.  And trust me, everyone out there is on to your pathetic game. How's that for expression?

        Ah, that felt good.  (ALL a joke and quite entertaining, of course!)  smile

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          LOL - Feel better now? I have given up responding to it and have started to feel sorry for it instead. Only a worthless scutter would behave in that fashion. Probably got no friends, almost certainly is lying about any relationships it has and cannot even come up with any entertaining insults.

          I do get a strong message that it is jealous of anyone with a genuine education, so I am guessing poor quality home schooling somewhere out in the sticks where they recently had broadband installed. big_smile

  24. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    Your consonants are fat tongue lose some weight hmm

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      Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      LOL...smile  Thanks, Dame. Yah, get somewhat bloated at times, I know! wink

      smileI always wondered if you had taken your photo avatar after you hung up some laundry and were using a sheet as a back drop! smile

  25. Dame Scribe profile image60
    Dame Scribeposted 8 years ago

    We were havin *beverages* n painting after shoppin for paint lol lol

  26. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 8 years ago

    Dear oh dear. You people are the most ignorant, uneducated, wit-less bunch of wastrels I have ever come across. I have yet to see one decent insult. Lisa came close, but the IQ demonstrated here would shame a three year old. I fear for hubpages' continued existence if this is the best you can come up with. Sheesh........

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      Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      No one need fear the insult level with you aboard, Mr. Knowles, wink.  But I agree that most here are kinda pansies.

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah?

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        *Sound of case resting.*

        lol

  27. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    Mark no one could possibly compete with you on any level.... You are the most annoying, ugly man I have ever had the misfortune to come accross

    you are right about the cat, it is ugly
       I too am only learning.....

  28. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    hey you are getting good at this,,,,,,, but you sure do suck man

  29. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 8 years ago

    You foul mouthed jerks really need to learn how to use the language without having to resort to swearing...

    (just kidding)...don't you know that saying just kidding lets you get away with anything?

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Yes I do, you F***ing assh***.  Just kidding

  30. S06FH5N1 profile image56
    S06FH5N1posted 8 years ago

    I see Ron Montgomery found his place in the Sandpit. Pretty sad at his age.

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I did not find it you D***weed, I started the Mutha

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      0 fans
      0 hubs

      Pathetic

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        Leta Sposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, more than you know.  I'm sooooo scared!

  31. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    I know...that thing looks like it crawled out of Ron Montgomery's a**!

    1. Laughing Mom profile image59
      Laughing Momposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Another reference to his hub he's so proud of?

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Hey Mom, are those YOUR bratty kids looking out the back of that bus? Next time, wipe the fudgesicle off their faces first, will ya?

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Can this forum be nominated as a hubnugget?  I feel it's my best work to date.

  32. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    Capable woman, is there a reason why your big pussy is speaking in slang? Is it because he is uneducated or just dyslexic and was trying to say "pus"?

    1. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol..nice "pus"..."sup" I get it. You are actually smarter than you look.

      Indeed Thou art also a reeky pox-marked lout.

  33. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    She's overcompensating for getting overboard tongue

    1. earnestshub profile image89
      earnestshubposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That is very funny Misha!

    2. profile image0
      notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thinking...thinking....googling...

      Misha, yo mamma so stupid she took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

      1. Laughing Mom profile image59
        Laughing Momposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        So I'm not the only one having difficulty here?

        1. profile image0
          notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I went to a wine festival yesterday....so I've been having difficulties with most things all day today.  Thank goodness it's bed time.

  34. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Earnest, you are supposed to insult me, aren't you wink

  35. profile image0
    notorious_HAIposted 8 years ago

    oh, Misha, you look like the cat in Sup's profile picture.

    1. profile image0
      notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      ok...lets start that insult again.

      Oh, Misha, you look like the cat in Capable Woman's profile picture.

      Geez...who the hell is Sup?

      1. Misha profile image75
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Sup is American slang for "What's up?" Could have known this before participating in forums tongue

        1. profile image0
          notorious_HAIposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I was taught proper English.

          Besides, isn't it Kiwi for "sip"?

  36. Pete Maida profile image60
    Pete Maidaposted 8 years ago

    I cannot bring myself to make a personal attack for fun.  Some people like it and some people don't.  If I'm in the mood I'll will join in after someone else starts but most of the time I just get out of the thread.

  37. lxxy profile image60
    lxxyposted 8 years ago

    ....I thought this was New Jersey, now I know. ;D

  38. KCC Big Country profile image85
    KCC Big Countryposted 8 years ago

    lxxy:  Since I haven't had the nerve to ask you any other time without the fear of offending you.....this seems like as good a time/place as any since this forum is SUPPOSED to be insulting....


    What the heck is that thing on your face and why is he using a strand of your hair for a rope?

  39. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    http://i556.photobucket.com/albums/ss3/werewolflove/fail-owned-restaurant-name-fail.jpg

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You mean you won't eat it? According to porn movies all girls do tongue

  40. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    I have a good one too capable woman, hold on i gotta find it...

  41. Colebabie profile image60
    Colebabieposted 8 years ago

    http://i43.tinypic.com/a14q6q.jpg

    In China Town, I had to take this picture smile

    1. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Holy...! I would def. not eat there!

      Misha would, though.

  42. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Yeah, don't see any problem. I actually remember a computer brand Wang. What's wrong with it? I guess some minds are too perverted tongue

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      In Chinese I think it is pronounced "wong" but not in my head smile

    2. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Of course you do...what was it like playing with your "Wang" and riding your dinosaur to school?

      http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n460/hankjr55/laughing.gif

    3. tksensei profile image61
      tksenseiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Wang = King

  43. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Now you lost me Colebabie. I thought you were playing an association with "wank", but "wong" does not ring any bell sad

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      A "Wang" is a slang term for a willie as well. Look it up in Urban dictionary smile

    2. Capable Woman profile image64
      Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt69/friedrice20_bucket/fail.jpg

      1. Misha profile image75
        Mishaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        And it took you 17 hours to come up with this? Lame... wink

        1. Capable Woman profile image64
          Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sorry, I was out living a life for the last 16 of those hours...have you even been to bed yet?

          smile

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            You stoopid head and don' no nuthin and I'm gay.

            Signed,

            No fans, no hubs, idiot form that other forum.

            1. Capable Woman profile image64
              Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              Right? WTF? I mean, it's like someone put a bunch of words in a blender or something with him/her over there.

              "Am I hungary..." The NERVE! Why, I am no bigger than Macedonia!

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
                Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                Are you cereal?
                (South Park Al Gore reference)

  44. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    LOL now you all got me puzzled! Could you just use the word "penis" instead of posting a whole page of euphemisms? Pure wanking! tongue

    1. Colebabie profile image60
      Colebabieposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The restaurant's name is "New Big Wang" which in slang is "New Big Penis" which is why I thought it was funny. Clear? Geez Misha I thought you knew more about penises then you're showing.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        He's trying to ACT like he knows little about penises.

  45. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 8 years ago

    Clear now - with the help of Urban dictionary, writers could not explain it in understandable terms tongue

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Jerks!

  46. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    Ron you are brilliant keep going, you are smiling out of your picture with all the ridicule, oops I am supposed to be being rude you do it for me you are good at it..........

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      OK
      Ron you F***ing ignoramus what the hell do you have to be smiling about?  If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards!!

  47. Eaglekiwi profile image74
    Eaglekiwiposted 8 years ago

    If anyone says anything nasty about my drop dead gorgeous kitty kats, I will personally come down there ,and scratch your  ugly yellow jaundiced eyes out!!!! and while Im at it, Im going to neuter the big black pitbull next door, he is one fugly excuse of an animal!!  lol ( oooooo this feels kinda nice )

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think those cats are gay, which according to the experts posting to another forum means they will spend etrnity in a lake of fire or something.

  48. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 8 years ago

    well said Ron..... those cats are they gay or something, hope they look better from  the front

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image74
      Eaglekiwiposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      just purrrrfect from either direction but we are allergic to flowers ,ooops tinkled on ya purdddy flowers...ahhh all better now  smile

  49. Capable Woman profile image64
    Capable Womanposted 8 years ago

    Hey Ron...Indiana is a vast wasteland full of morons.

    Just wanted to update you on this breaking news.

    http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/e_fay/crap%20i%20made/untitled-1.jpg

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      It's only breaking news to pig F***ers living South of the Mason-Dixon line.

      1. Capable Woman profile image64
        Capable Womanposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        sheesh, what took you so long? still arguing with that illiterate f***tard in the other forum?

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
          Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          No, I was "tending to" my sheep.

  50. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years ago

    Someone insult me please.  I'm getting very full of myself today.

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I think you mean "Full of sh**" big_smile

      And to be honest - the quality of insults here is well below par and hardly worth the effort.

      Please try harder people. Thank you.

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Same difference

        1. Mark Knowles profile image60
          Mark Knowlesposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I know I know. I have to say I am really disappointed in the level of insults here. Oscar Wilde would be turning in his grave. If only for better access. smile

    2. dingdong profile image60
      dingdongposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Get some light as you are so dark in your profile image. Or is that the maximum? tongue

      1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
        Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        I'm afraid of outshining the "brilliance" of my commentary.

        There, I set it up for you.  Whack away!

        1. dingdong profile image60
          dingdongposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          What an insult... my insult attempt failed?? Grrrrr!!!

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image61
            Ron Montgomeryposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Grrrrrrr

 
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