Those were jokes you f&%$#ing moron...aimed directly at you and your pathetic arrested development after YOU attacked me. Jokes which you did not get...(of course.) Hey, sweetie, I know you've got the hots for me and a few other women out there--how many have you stalked and insulted now? Quite a few, I've seen. But maybe you should try to make the fact you don't get sex on a regular basis and R an ugly bald fat guy not so obvious. I've listened to the kind of 'insults' (jealousy) from your lowly specimen of man since as long as I can remember. It ain't nothing new...and sorry, you still aren't very smart, can't write, and won't get laid. Such is life. All the petty attacks in the world won't make up for the fact I make more money than you and so does my significant other.... You know, you've got to earn that - work hard. A good 'conservative' principle I'm sure you can appreciate? Let's face it--you don't. You sit on the internet all day and attack anyone you can find. That's your work. Doesn't pay well, though, does it?
F&^(%$ing loser. This is the last sentence I waste on you. And trust me, everyone out there is on to your pathetic game. How's that for expression?
Ah, that felt good. (ALL a joke and quite entertaining, of course!)