Personal attacks are entertaining

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   jasongifford83posted 16 years ago

   Ron, why would you make a thread as absolutely imbecilic as this? I am assuming you have a normal level of intelligence because I really might be criticizing a diagnosed imbecile... in that case I would feel bad. But HEY! at least you're a step up from idiocy according to dictionary.com:
   
   "a person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy..."
   
   cheers

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Pay attention people, this Howdie Doodie looking Mutherf***er knows how to type a proper insult.  He calls me a dumbass and then explains that I am too much of a dumbass to comprehend that I've been called a dumbass.
      
      Bravo my friend

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   Research Analystposted 16 years ago

   Really? tell me how it goes

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   earnestshubposted 16 years ago

   You and your dorky mate couldn't get a pie in a pie fight, and Ron, I gotta say mate, I've seen better heads on a glass of beer!
   I reckon both of you could crawl under the carpet and not leave a lump!

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Speaking of head, how's your wife and my kids doing?

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         earnestshubposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         The missus is doin fine, still in the shed. I thought you had the kids....shit!

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

            I thought you kept her in a pit.  What great favor did she do you to be brought up to the shed?

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               earnestshubposted 16 years agoin reply to this

               IShe gave head...start

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                  Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                  It must have been good to F*** up your writing so bad.

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   Leta Sposted 16 years ago

   Oh, it is.  Absolutely.    I'm nothing but a good former Catholic school girl.
   
   And that is the end of it. 

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      Uninvited Writerposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      It's good to get it off your chest

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   tksenseiposted 16 years ago

   LOL! None so easy as the deeply insecure pretending to be arrogant! Sensitivity...
   
   I especially like the 'guess and then respond to your own guess' technique. At least it's more creative than just shouting "religion scares me!" over and over.
   
   Hey, this IS entertaining! All in good fun of course!

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   Eaglekiwiposted 16 years ago

   and if you dont laugh ,its off to the vet with you ,snip snip snip..

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   Reena Daruwallaposted 16 years ago

   I ignored this thread earlier thinking it is probably a serious discussion about what is acceptable in a forum and what is not etc.
   
   Then I was having this really vacant vaccuous moment and checked it out... this is hilarious!
   
   More More!

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      Serious discussion?  WTF kind of dope you been smokin'?

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   Reena Daruwallaposted 16 years ago

   I have often politely wanted to say to one or two posters here, the following:
   
   If I throw a stick, will you leave?
   
   I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
   
   Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
   
   Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
   
   Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.
   
   Have a nice day, somewhere else.
   
   Wish I could, but cant claim authorship to any, more here: http://hubpages.com/hub/Some-Choice-Insults

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   JonTutorposted 16 years ago

   Extra bowl of stupid... thats a good one.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

    You're a doody head

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       No, you are!

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          I know you are, but what am I?

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

    I am rubber, you are glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       That is so lame.

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          No, you are.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

    Quit playing with yourself.

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Make me stink face!

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    kmackey32posted 16 years ago

    OMG

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       You're never alone with a schizophrenic.

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    kmackey32posted 16 years ago

    Is that you? :-)

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I don't know, maybe I should ask myself...Naw I don't feel like it.

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    kmackey32posted 16 years ago

    Schizos never feel it themselves, its ok!! :-) You need someone else to tell you YOU need help.

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Ron and I tell each other that every day.

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Not everyday, you always f***ing exagerate.

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             Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             I do not, and watch the potty mouth Bub.

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    Blackngoldbananaposted 16 years ago

    Okay, this is fun.
    
    You are all ignorant, selfish, bad spellers with overly religious rectums.  My cat is way better looking than your cat and even my farts smell better than you.  Your punctuation sucks and you're mother (lol) should have considered terminating your gestation.  I, on the other hand, am perfect.  I live in a freaking paradise where latin poolboys feed me dark chocolate and wine.  Although you strive to be good enough to lick the dirt from my shoes, you will never be able to reach that kind of nirvana because you have a brain stem similar to that of an ameoba.
    
    I could go on and on.....

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       kmackey32posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Hey wake up. I think you are typing in your sleep!

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          Blackngoldbananaposted 16 years agoin reply to this

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       F*** YOU, my rectum happens to be agnostic thank you very much.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years ago

    Cabin Girl called me stupid and boring.  That really hurts, especially coming from someone who writes such high quality hubs.

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       CabinGirlposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I didnt call you stupid, just boring and you are. In fact you get my vote for the most boring person on Hubs, you are better than a sleeping tablet

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Good, you can turn in now and sleep-write some more quality hubs.

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             CabinGirlposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             How would you know what my hubs are like, do you read them ?

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                Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Of course.

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                   badcompany99posted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   Ignore her Ron, I will slap her later

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                      Ron Montgomeryposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                      Aye-Aye Captain

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