Can you all please join me in shouting HIP HIP HOORAY! And, please raise your glasses of champers to our wonderful Blondepoet, and if each of you can send her a crate of fresh prawns, she'd be absolutely delighted. If I knew how to add those happy jumping cheering things I would, but we can all use our imagination and watch the happy cheering things jump up and down. Alternatively, if one of you kind hubbers can add a happy cheering thing jumping up and down that would be muchly appreciated. HERE'S TO BLONDE! May those fans continue to stream in.
Ohhh I bet you saw my distress to Earnest...here is me yacking away in that other Forum. Thanks Cindy you r the bees knees. IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO PASS ON THEIR WISHES: B.P after a fainting attack at approx 5.00am this morning has been diagnosed with Cnoshrimpos, treated only with extra large King prawns. Any donations will assist Miss BP towards a full recovery.
Oh Brenda here is a huge sloppy kiss for you.....I am slowly making my way down the list. Every two minutes I have to stand up and pummel my left buttock it is so sore LMAO, I sat here on this chair til wee hours. Maybe there is a callous there oh boy I need a mirror.xoxoxoxxoxox
Ohh one moment am just adjusting myself in my hammock here....."Fan me a little faster GT with that palm leaf please", "Earnest could you bring me my shades please", "Sufi and CrisA love your violin again I say, again." Ehhh what did you say Cindy, ROFL oh bring on the garlic prawns I say, I am ready for 'em."
"Oh my this service is simply rather splendid".Mmmmm (B.P tucks her pressed white linen bib into her top and nearly licks her top lip off with anticipation)"Yes I would rather like that lobster now, could you please feed it to me Earnest, I am going to the poker machines tomorrow and need to rest my fingers to be able to press the buttons."
Awww thankyou Amanda can you believe it I just looked at you and got a look-a-like revelation?...excuse my spelling mistakes had a all nighter last night(alone boo hoo) it is nearly 38hours awake now I have match-sticks wedged in my eye-lids
Aww thanks honey bun, you want me to pretend I am a donkey now. Sure I am versatile. EEEE AWWWWW what's up doc....hang on no the donkey never said that....@$$##$@ It is all Cindy's fault. "Come to the masturbation hurry hurry". I go there then it's "Go to the chocolate hurry hurry." By the time I find my compass and street directory and get there, she has already shot through on me.Grrrrrrrrr
It is hilarious RooBee, I watch it all time, yes I agree the nude scene is very tasteful, it shows GT is a honourable killer, instead of having his way with me he just chopped me up. Don't forget to nominate it for a Golden Globe LMAO
OHHHHHHH I LOVEEE IT. Oh Shalini how cool is that. I adore that prawn I am going to copy it and put it in a frame in my office here. Everytime I look at it, firstly I will think of my tummy, then immediately after it will be you. That was a super cool pressie.xoxoxoxoxxo
See Cin a simple explanation for everything. I am so tired I better go to bed and make up for no sleep tomorrow. Sweet dreams and don't let the bed bugs bite.xoxoxxox Thankyou for this posting for me it means a lot.
Oh MM you making me blush oh gosh you are getting a sloppy kiss in the cheek for that. I hope we get to wrestle again with Raider again, your bondage skills with a piece of rope won us that match woooo hooooo(hugs)x0x
Oh Blonde, my back is sore, I need that spa again! and that Masseuse man. I have been sorting out and throwing away sooooo much crap! Amazing how much junk and piles of paper you accumulate! Those poor trees!
Massage now that is a nice word. Lol. Hey at least you are getting it done, I ran out of time in my last move and I think I may have left a lot of my stuff back there as now I can't find anything. I am going clubbing in a few hours woo hooo I am going to boogy down to the beat yahooo !!
OMG Cindy I was positively blind even before I left, had a blast down there, one of the guys that came in our taxi got kicked out by the bouncer, for something he didn't do, so about 2.00am got in a cab to come home,I had soooo much fun
Same Blonde, had been drinking wine all afternoon with a friend, then left home at 7.30pm to walk down the road to the Mexican party, got waylaid along the way as I stopped off at the pub to buy a coke as that wine had dried me out. Got talking and laughing and maybe a little drinking, left the pub at midnight and then went to the Mexican party, so was only there for an hour and a half!
Oh thanks a million I celebrated on behalf of my country, friends ROFL last night, all was going well til we got kicked out at 2.00am this morn from an Irish pub, well not me a bloke that was with us, wasn't his fault though.x0
I fail to see the big deal. Does this somehow mean that BP is SOMEBODY? Was she nobody at 299? On that note, why not throw a party for somebody's 7th fan...I mean, I just can't help but shed some light on the incredible amount of convoluted prescience on this site. Are we all so inane that a rating or number on some cliquey site, saturated with a bunch of people who snivel, whine and call the "whambulance" every time somebody disagrees with their point of view on some hub they posted, bears such a fan-fair? (pardon the pun) For chissake! I don't even like it when people agree with me...too easy. I prefer people disagree with me, or at least argue the point to the degree that it naturally raises new issues and ideas.
Hey guys! I discovered a great, easy and guaranteed way to lower that pesky rating they put on your avatar! That 95 or 98 getting you down? Sick and tired of the fake adulation and banal praises? I can solve that for you in a snap. Just read my next hub!!!
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