Insults. What is the WORST one you can dish?!

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   Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

   Ok fine.... I can see ya ass... But let's wait till ya face arrives huh?

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   Aware1posted 15 years ago

   Did your personality come from a cracker jack box?

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   Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

   Wow EK... 360 fans.. a complete circle of friends to rotate on!

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      Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Yea its nice I log on and theres a lil bunch of people who added me  wish one of'em had made the ole girl some coffee
      
      Ciso's is my latest fan ,cool S.A kid in New Zealand as an exchange student wish Id dont that when I was 17 ,but think Id left already..sshhh or I will be dubbed forever unintelligent 
      
      Just figured it out , its not me ,its Zena oh well

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         emievilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         It's definitely you, EK.
         
         Here's one - is that a pimple with a face on it?

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   BadCoposted 15 years ago

   Sit down and give your mind a rest.

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   ralwusposted 15 years ago

   Every one thinks he is bad, he isn't really, he's worse!

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   BadCoposted 15 years ago

   Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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   Aware1posted 15 years ago

   Oh...could you hold that thought while I go get my shovel?

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      Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      heres a matchup one
      Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies

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         ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         You have to be comfortable with how you look. After all, mirrors don't lie. And, lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

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         LondonGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

         I've got a T-shirt I wear to the gym that my mother gave me, which says, "I never make more than one person happy per day. Today's not your day. And tomorrow's not looking good, either"

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   Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

   Oh Wow Nice Smile..... It's Amazing what Rigor Mortis can do

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   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   why is it making me laugh to wake up today to insults

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    BadCo, He's one of the world's great lovers. All he needs is a partner.

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       BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       And a good memory lol !

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I thought he had one...isn't that why he is alone??

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    BadCoposted 15 years ago

    Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

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    BadCoposted 15 years ago

    You cruel people

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    He is never alone. hehe Remember his alter egos are with him alway.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

    To truly love , one must first love himself....um oh nevermind

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       My BAD Hmmm was that a pun...lol

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Bad may be may be a lil tippsy now and again, but there are still people who love him anyway... Greenpeace.

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       BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       And my MOM

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          ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Yay for Mom's across the globe. My mom had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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             BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             LOl I bet, I was actually shy until I hit about 18, now my sister my Mom had trouble with, jeeez police at the door every week. Deff must visit my Mom though, I am a crappy son !

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Sshhhhhhh..........

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          BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I swear you are half my fanbase

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             Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

             would that be saying I have a multidimensional personality?? lol

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                BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                In a game of alters, you deff trump my three of a kind

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                   Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                   Hmmmm...I do believe I have a full house! or maybe a straight flush, eh?

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                      BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                      I think the flush is the menopause babes

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                         Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         Ohhh... yet I am still in my prime days..my avatar is my true healthy glow Don't go aging me you wicked pirate!

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                         Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

                         I feel closest to menopause while reading the forums on a Thursday or Saturday evening

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                            BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

                            How uncanny I get hot flushes those 2 nights as well, just before I pass out

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Oh yer funny girl, you should go far. That's not a prediction; it's a request.

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       Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       This one slays me.
       
       "Youi will go far!  Please!  And do it soon!"
       
       I thought I was a nice person until I came here and started laughing my butt off at all these insults!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Maybe it is but I've seen prettier faces on a pirate flag.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Why should I say nice things about aanyone? I'd rather tell the truth.

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    BadCoposted 15 years ago

    When you were born you were so ugly they slapped the mother !

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       When you were born you were so ugly they slapped yer face!

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          BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Cheeky sod lol !

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Some say I suffer from insanity, but it's not true. I enjoy it.

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          BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Too true my friend, one must remain insane to stay sane in an insane world

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          BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I actually really like this one, my fav to date !

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    That twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That brown streak in yer undies means you had a good day!

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          Eaglekiwiposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Or just too much chilli

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    I can get carried away sometimes. The only problem is it's never far enough.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    My wife used to think I was a pain in the neck, but now she has a much lower opinion of me.

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    Bibowenposted 15 years ago

    You apparently are operating on a full 6-pack, but lack the plastic thingy that holds it all together

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    WaffleCheeseposted 15 years ago

    ralwus. I love how you have so many!
    
    How about this one:
    
    You have a face only a mother can love.

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks, it's cause I'm gettin' old and sarcastic. hehe A face like that belongs to a toad.

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    Daniel Carterposted 15 years ago

    They said you wuz out eatin' sh** and howlin' at the moon last night, but I know'd it weren't true and said, "He does NOT howl at the moon!"
    
    Do ya'all have them little red spots all over ya still from people trying to touch ya with 10 foot poles?
    
    
    Other real insults: anything to do with gender, racist and ethnic insults are inexcusable in my book.

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       Daniel Carterposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       One more for fun:
       They're so narrow minded their ears touch.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    I heard you were a real animal lover. At least until you were taken to court.

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    rhamsonposted 15 years ago

    Everytime you open your mouth, your head disappears!

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       OOo, I like that one.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Hah! You should both  have a noble purpose in life; to serve as a warning to others.

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh the shame.. having you over for dinner would be like serving a BAD laxative !  LOL   

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          ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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             rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

             doh!!! a club, i get it....`ha ha   hey where did that flying punctuation cone from?

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    rednckwmnposted 15 years ago

    i dont care what you think.
    trust me, people are insulted when you say that....

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       But this is the place to do it and not do it. It's for fun and not serious dear. Otherwise I would not, ever. Unless it was deserving for a troll.

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          rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          ??? did i miss something again? i did not meanthis to anyone here, its just the worst thing i can imagine to say to someone, i thought was the question.... so sorry if anyone thought that was directed at them.    i wouldnt be here, if i didnt care...

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    So sorry dear, it was so, so ambiguous and I misunderstood. Good one.

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          typing on my wii... ha ha...  itsnot easy....

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    I tired writing with my keyboard, but it was too unwieldy. Needed a pencil

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       my pencil broke

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    well get a nuther then. hehe

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    rednckwmnposted 15 years ago

    or a pencil sharpener i guess would do. think im going to take a nap.....

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I hear the point lays Looowwww!

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    [Yikes...to the previous comment!]
    
    Has anyone done this oldy...but goody yet?
    
    
    Does your face hurt...'cause it's killing me!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    LOL, indeed it does. How'd you know?

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       Aware1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You be swimmin in the great pond of pot belie knowledge...
       ( Don't need much, yet luck)
       
       ps ~ we can tell by character

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Why I'd horse whip ya if I had a horse. you cutie you.
    Now I must say hello I must be off.

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    starme77posted 15 years ago

    your Ugly and your mama dresses you funny

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       BadCoposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Who told ya

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Alone: In bad company.

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    I curse you with bad breath and for the sand flies to gouge your eyes!!!
    
    I thought that was pretty creative.

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    Your mother's number is busy during Fleet Week.

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    Bibowenposted 15 years ago

    If I were you, I'd sue your brain for lack of support.....

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       atilposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I like that one.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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       atomswifeyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       LOL you are too funny

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       Paradise7posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I love this one.  I may adopt it to come live with me.

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    Bibowenposted 15 years ago

    Apparently, you are a candidate for natural deselection...

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       WaffleCheeseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Oh ho ho!
       
       That's really funny.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Someone else told me that a few pages back, but Ok, 'tis still a good one.
    Love flies out the door when you come innuendo.

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       WaffleCheeseposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       That's a good one.... I totally got it.
       
       
       Haha!

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    Bibowenposted 15 years ago

    If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    My son thinks he's a chicken. We just leave him be.... we need the eggs. Must be genetic or something.

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    rednckwmnposted 15 years ago

    i have new good/bad insult.....i have a headache...

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Am I that bad?

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