Insults. What is the WORST one you can dish?!

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  1. WaffleCheese profile image46
    WaffleCheeseposted 9 years ago

    Now I know personal attacks are not allowed. That is not the purpose here.

    But really, what is the worst insult you can give someone?


    Now, this is by no means the worst, but I cannot think of anything more emasculating than to tell a guy: "Why are you such a whiner?"


    Ouch..... so cutty.

    1. profile image42
      PirateGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I know what you mean, I am a bit of a tom boy and I hate being called manly !

    2. lbtrader profile image55
      lbtraderposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Bring on the hype...

    3. viryabo profile image85
      viryaboposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Don't have an answer because i'm not angry enough now. I have to be angry enough to spit fire, and it takes a lot to make me angry!

  2. rmcrayne profile image96
    rmcrayneposted 9 years ago

    "Waste of human flesh."

  3. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 9 years ago

    Oh how atomswifey of you!

    1. LondonGirl profile image84
      LondonGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      To quote Dr. Johnson, "Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good"

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    You're so dam stupid I bet you would drink wet cement to get stoned!

    1. WaffleCheese profile image46
      WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      That was actually quite funny.

    2. shai77 profile image85
      shai77posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Love that one :-)

      1. shai77 profile image85
        shai77posted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Loved :-)

  5. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    An old George Carlin one... your breath is so bad you could knock a buzzard off a s**t wagon...

    1. WaffleCheese profile image46
      WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      your Momma is so fat she has a real horse on her polo shirt.



      And yes, I'm aware I immaturely put a yo momma joke on.

      1. rmcrayne profile image96
        rmcrayneposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I'm a HUGE fan of Yo Mama!

  6. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    Gotta admit I laughed OUT LOUD at yours, irohner.

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

    2. Jane@CM profile image58
      Jane@CMposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      ME TOO!  Like LAUGHED OUT LOUD!

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    You are afraid nobody will remember you when you're gone. Hah! I can think of several reasons you’ll be remembered. You won't like any of them, but I can think of them.

  8. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    Gosh, this is hard. I must be more civilized than I thought....

    How about: I should care because.....

  9. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    ralwus -- you are channeling samuel clemens!

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Who's he. A dead Poet?

  11. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 9 years ago

    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory!

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    And someone told me you had mud pack once and you looked great for a few days until it fell off.

  13. lrohner profile image80
    lrohnerposted 9 years ago

    Ah, you'll never be the man your mother is.

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Hahaha, and you could make an onion cry!

    1. lrohner profile image80
      lrohnerposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Ooooops! You dropped your personality!

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    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    Your mother asked for another baby when you were born. lololol

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Oh Saandra, I remember when you were arrogant and obnoxious, but now you're just the opposite:obnoxious and arrogant.

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      ar,ar,ar.  I ran into your mother yesterday at McDonalds.  You know what she said? 

      Nothing her face was too full to speak.

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        ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        hahaha, yeah she was a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

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          sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah, that's what he said.

  17. R P Chapman profile image61
    R P Chapmanposted 9 years ago

    your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      lololololol

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      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmm, I like elderberries, so did dad, elderberry wine. LOL Well,
      you were such an ugly baby your mother tried to put you up for adoption and keep the placenta.

  18. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    LOL Ralwus. Samuel Clemens is Mark Twain!

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      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yeah, well I had a brain fart I reckon. hehe wink

  19. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    What took ya so long. We missed you, yeah like a, a well we missed you anyway. LOL

    1. LondonGirl profile image84
      LondonGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Some good ones which could be adapted as hub criticisms:

      "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others" Dr. Johnson

      "He has delusions of adequacy"  can't remember who

  20. Mighty Mom profile image83
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    Oooh. Brain fart -- there's gotta be something workable there.

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    OK, Sam Clemens had an inferiority complex... and it's fully justified. When he got old anyway.

  22. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 9 years ago

    One by Pam Grundy...."I wish I could buy you for what you are worth and sell you for what you think you are worth!"  smile

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    MM tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in her nose. Is that dumb or what?

  24. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Tom Cornett may not look like much, but believe it or not he shows up many of the great thinkers of our age. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating. But at least he's disproved Darwin's theory of evolution.

    1. Tom Cornett profile image80
      Tom Cornettposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      And I can make toast too! smile

      1. WaffleCheese profile image46
        WaffleCheeseposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        ha!

  25. LondonGirl profile image84
    LondonGirlposted 9 years ago

    "Are you trying to be funny?" - my Dad reckons that's about the worst.

    Some of my faves:

    1. Dorothy Parker was always good value, saying about Katherine Hepburn, "She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B", and in a book review, "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."


    2. "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."

    said by someone I don't know or can't remember, about President Nixon

    3. A Victorian one:

    ""He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts; for support, rather than illumination"

    4. "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire"

    Churchill

    5. And, about an actor, "he played The King as if someone was about to play the ace"

  26. Uninvited Writer profile image82
    Uninvited Writerposted 9 years ago

    Dorothy Parker had the best insults smile

    1. LondonGirl profile image84
      LondonGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      She did indeed - I think it was her book review column that said about Pooh Bear, "Tonstant Weader frowed up"

    2. Bibowen profile image97
      Bibowenposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wasn't she the one who, when told that Calvin Coolidge was dead, said, "But, how could you tell"?

  27. Eaglekiwi profile image78
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    Well if they send one man to the moon
    Why cant they send them all there lol

  28. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    All great one LG.

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    sandra rinckposted 9 years ago

    most of the insults I know are likely to get me banned. sad

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image78
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Well just leave out the f? in  fruitcake lol

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        sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        I almost blew cheeseburger chunks. lol

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    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Well now we can't have that can we? censor them a wee bit then.

  31. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Haha Well you had a brain transplant, but the brain rejected ya.

  32. Eaglekiwi profile image78
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    If you sold your brain ,it would be worth millions ,mint condition even!
    Its had no use lol

  33. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    It's been a slice of heaven ladies and remember, good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

    Aand Sandra, a bad day of fishing always ends in a good night's drinking. Right? bye all peace, CC

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      sandra rinckposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Till next time. smile

  34. ScarletRyan1970 profile image54
    ScarletRyan1970posted 9 years ago

    Where exactly did you come from?
    Your Mother's a - NUS.

  35. thranax profile image45
    thranaxposted 9 years ago

    Your actions remind me of whatever causes that smell in the bathroom.

    (say that to someone and half of them won't even take it as an insult due to the lack of understanding what was said)
    ~thranax~

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    Ghost32posted 9 years ago

    I've tried to wean myself from delivering insults--used to get way, WAY too much enjoyment out of the process--but will post one referring to me, stated by the prettiest girl in our high school class (on whom I had an enormous crush and never dared ask out), and overheard by my best friend:

    "That Fred Baker may not be bad looking, but GOD what a personality!"  lol  All true!  When you're a 17 year old, testosterone laden, afraid-of-pretty-girls, egotistical, bronc and bull riding young cowboy, that WILL put you in your place!

  37. geminimoon profile image59
    geminimoonposted 9 years ago

    m***** f****** t**** s****** b*** b***** b**** !

  38. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    Banjo Patterson has few equals when it came to insults. smile
    I put them in a poetry hub, but could not put them here. Too Blue!!! smile

  39. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 9 years ago

    Oh Crap! That round thing on your shoulders is your face?

  40. Bibowen profile image97
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    Some of the sharpest are H.L. Mencken's choice words for FDR. Historian Paul Johnson records that Mencken called FDR the "'Fuhrer,' the 'Quack,' surrounded by 'an astonishing rabble of impudent nobodies,' 'a gang of half-educated pedagogues, nonconstitutional lawyers, starry-eyed uplifters and other such sorry wizards.' His New Deal was a 'political racket,' a 'series of stupendous bogus miracles,' with its 'constant appeals to class envy and hatred.'" (History of the American People, p. 762)

  41. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    "I'm really Pleased To Meet you... So many times I've wanted to ask you how long you've suffered from Achne" smile

  42. Bibowen profile image97
    Bibowenposted 9 years ago

    It appears that, while others drank from the fountain of knowledge, you only gargled.

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image78
      Eaglekiwiposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I like that one , I want it mounted on my wall in BOLD letters lol

  43. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 9 years ago

    If the fresh taste of knowledge offends you; then please try the raw fish! yikes

  44. dutchman1951 profile image60
    dutchman1951posted 9 years ago

    Was you Mother a contorshionist?
    Your Head is stretched so Big!

  45. shamelabboush profile image65
    shamelabboushposted 9 years ago

    Will quote from the Ice Age: You're a disgrace to nature!

    1. profile image0
      ralwusposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      hehe Well it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  46. JulietduPreez profile image63
    JulietduPreezposted 9 years ago

    Crumbs, I can't think of one insult!

  47. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    Think girl, think. hehe
    You are useless on top of the ground. You should be under it inspiring the worms.

  48. profile image41
    BadCoposted 9 years ago

    The best part of you ran down yer fathers leg !

  49. profile image0
    ralwusposted 9 years ago

    He obviously doesn't suffer from split personality. I mean, if he did, why would he use this one?

  50. profile image41
    BadCoposted 9 years ago

    I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

 
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