Insults. What is the WORST one you can dish?!

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   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   When God said over here for brains ,you thought he said trains and moved to the back of the line ,lol

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      ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I've got the brains of a 4 year old. i bet he's glad to get rid of it too.

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   TamCorposted 15 years ago

   Ignorance is not a crime....so you are free to go....
   
   
   

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   Eaglekiwiposted 15 years ago

   How can I miss you ,if you wont go away

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   Bibowenposted 15 years ago

   It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying

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   Helen Caterposted 15 years ago

   Why have you had your roots dyed black?

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   WaffleCheeseposted 15 years ago

   "Are you new?"

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   bloodnlatexposted 15 years ago

   The best part of you ran down your mother's leg

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      ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That's been done already, but it's popular.

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   bloodnlatexposted 15 years ago

   Sorry about that, how about this one:
   
   The only way you can get a your wife to scream during sex is to wipe your dick off in the drapes...

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   Communicityposted 15 years ago

   How about:
   
   "I know a village looking for an idiot."

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      LondonGirlposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      A similar one here, "some village has lost its idiot"

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      viryaboposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      . Love this one!

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    Bibowenposted 15 years ago

    When you're talking, it's like the gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming...

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    Cry Havokposted 15 years ago

    My personal favorite is stolen from Blade III (Ryan Reynolds)
    
    "You c*ck-juggling thunder-c*nt"

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    Paradise7posted 15 years ago

    Get back.  Far back.  Downwind.  Please!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.

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    SoftCornHippoposted 15 years ago

    your mother collects sandpies!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    You throw like Barack Obama!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

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    Michael Achillesposted 15 years ago

    May you marry satan and bare him a ghost thou whey faced wretch.

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    I've seen people like you before. But I had to pay an admission fee!

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    Flightkeeperposted 15 years ago

    When people look up the word moron in the dictionary, there was a picture of you.

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    I can't throw an insult to a lass with a babe. So a kiss will haf ta do.

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    areyouseriousposted 15 years ago

    How about
    
    Your so fat that when you sneezed a missings person fell out from one of your side flabs

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       Pearldiverposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       How About:
       
       Write some hubs, don't do sitdown comedy, may an elephant try to mount you in the carpark!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

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    Lady_Eposted 15 years ago

    Skimmed through the thread and I'm still laughing out loud. Maybe I'll post one - if I can stop laughing.

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Ha ha ha!
    
    ...it's like pulling teeth out of a worm!
    
    Training my old dog is easier than teaching you....

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    Don't scare him -- he poops easily!

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    Pearldiverposted 15 years ago

    "Wow you're really hot: for a genetic throwback!"

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    WaffleCheeseposted 15 years ago

    Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

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    Dale Nelsonposted 15 years ago

    Why don't you go play hide and go f@#$ yourself

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    Beth100posted 15 years ago

    My finger nail cuttings are worth more than you.

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    WaffleCheeseposted 15 years ago

    Penis wrinkle.

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       rednckwmnposted 15 years agoin reply to this

           !!!!!!
       my newinsult for today is...
       you are insignificant.
       Not YOU...its just the best mean thing I can think of to answer the question...
       or one of my fav quotes from a movie...  "you unimaginative bastard!!"

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       drej2522posted 15 years agoin reply to this

       Penis pimple

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    sarah dawkinsposted 15 years ago

    "You really are stupid", would be the worst for me I think........

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    readytoescapeposted 15 years ago

    Insult of the day;
    
    If life had a waste product...you'd be it

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    LViddamoyposted 15 years ago

    i don't care what the rest of them are saying about you, i think your okay

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    Deborah-Lynnposted 15 years ago

    Be Careful, if you become any more opened minded, your brain will fall out!

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       ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

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    Lita C. Malicdemposted 15 years ago

    Bless you- STUPID !

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    habeeposted 15 years ago

    You look like you stuck your finger in the light socket while your mama was beating you with the ugly stick.

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    cheaptrickposted 15 years ago

    Listening to you makes me sure you have a genetic disorder caused by generations of brother sister love.
    
    Your IQ is barley high enough to keep you conscious.
    
    I should punch your mother in the womb so she doesn't have another you.
    
    Your so ugly you have to hang a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
    
    The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.
    
    Fathers day is a celebration of your father f#*#ing your mom.
    
    Mothers day is a celebration that your mother didn't Swallow you,to bad she didn't.
    etc.
    etc.
    etc......

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    AnythingArtzyposted 15 years ago

    laughing during sex

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    For those who want to name call, get it out of your system now.
    
    I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.

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