How do I upload a midget from Amazon?

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  1. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    They've got "midgets" now? big_smile

    But seriously, I haven't tried but it's likely to be HTML code. Maybe even javascript. So it can't be done.

  2. darkside profile image81
    darksideposted 10 years ago

    For those that came in late... I was responding to someone elses post.

    It's gone now.

  3. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    I hate it when people do that.... smile

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, but "uploading midgets" leaves a lot to the imagination, so this thread might live on regardless.

  4. spuds profile image60
    spudsposted 10 years ago

    I've heard off "Toss the Midget" but never "Uploading a midget" wink

  5. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    I have a selection of midget jokes waiting in the wings big_smile

  6. Stacie Naczelnik profile image71
    Stacie Naczelnikposted 10 years ago

    I wanted to rent a midget once for a summer camp colorwar break...I wish I had known then that Amazon provided that service.

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      You want the Midget Download Service.

      Midget uploads are for when you need to store your midget during the winter months.

  7. relache profile image86
    relacheposted 10 years ago

    What's really interesting to me is the typo that turned the word "widget" into "midget."  Not only are the W and M keys nowhere near each other, but they are typed with different hands.

    It's not a transposition that can be made easily.

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I was going to say they may be a one finger typist, but still, using one finger makes the letters seem even further away from each other.

      Or maybe they had the keyboard upside down.

  8. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 10 years ago

    Unless you have a non English keyboard smile

  9. Kenny Wordsmith profile image80
    Kenny Wordsmithposted 10 years ago

    When they start providing giants, I want a Hagrid! big_smile

  10. jimmythejock profile image86
    jimmythejockposted 10 years ago

    A midget, a midget, gotta get a midget.
    Where can I get me a midget,
    I could have bought one in a store,
    But they don’t sell them any more,
    Midgets are hard to get,
    But if you really do want one
    Click on to Amazon,
    And upload a midget today,

    jimmy

  11. waynet profile image73
    waynetposted 10 years ago

    bwahahahaha! midgets at Amazon indeed!!!

    ...I've spilt my tea!!

  12. jimmythejock profile image86
    jimmythejockposted 10 years ago

    I Just had to write a hub on this.....jimmy
    http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Mysterious- … -Amazoncom

    1. darkside profile image81
      darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      I can't even remember the name of the person who started this thread.

      Which leads me to the conclusion that the Amazon Midget started the thread, and planned to delete it soon after, but I accidentally clicked on it at midnight, within seconds of him making it.

      Your hub could have been the basis of a Goodies episode had the internet been around 30 years ago.

      1. darkside profile image81
        darksideposted 10 years agoin reply to this

        Of course Bill Oddie would have been accused of being the midget several times during the course of the episode.

  13. jimmythejock profile image86
    jimmythejockposted 10 years ago

    LoL Darkside, I loved the Goodies, the giant cat show awas my fav.....jimmy

  14. profile image41
    photobloggerposted 10 years ago

    wow, interesting typo.

    lol

  15. seamus profile image51
    seamusposted 10 years ago

    Maybe this thread was imagined, and it never existed. Boy, I can tell I'm getting punchy. Too late here! Time for bed.

    I had to come in here and find out what an "amazon midget" was before I went to sleep though.

  16. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 10 years ago

    One question I need an answer to....what is the difference between a
    'midget from the Amazon' ; or an Amazon midget....hmmmm Wonder Woman ?Zsuzsy

  17. Kenny Wordsmith profile image80
    Kenny Wordsmithposted 10 years ago

    Yes, and what a beautiful midget she was! smile

  18. Zsuzsy Bee profile image88
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 10 years ago

    Kenny did you have a chance to read Jimmy's The Mysterious Midget of Amazon.com? It's a must read for sure Zs

  19. Kenny Wordsmith profile image80
    Kenny Wordsmithposted 10 years ago

    Hey, no, but will do so now!

  20. LdsNana-AskMormon profile image85
    LdsNana-AskMormonposted 10 years ago

    Hilarious stuff.

    How great it is to find humor in error... even when it is not human error.

    or was it?

    Since I never saw the original post...  do we say 'spellcheck' or what?

    I loved the hub and had to get in on the full joke... now not only witty, but fun fun funny too~

    Kathryn

  21. profile image0
    tagtopicsposted 10 years ago

    Midgets and Bill Oddie all in one thread...

    ...someone better get a lawyer!

    Not that Oddie's a midget - I wasn't saying that - No really

    Damn, I better get a lawyer

    <note to self> search hubs for cheap lawyers to defend against little bird-watcher/midget law suit for deformation of character, if he has character? </note to self>

 
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