What are your favorite sayings?

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   kirstenblogposted 16 years ago

   I love using colorful sayings when both talking and writing. I got to wondering what sayings you guys love? This could be more fun then a barrel of monkeys! If you would be so kind as to share that would be tickety-bo

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   prettydarkhorseposted 16 years ago

   hi Kirsten,
   
   "If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything."
   -- Author Unknown

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      kirstenblogposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I like this one, has a wise ring to it

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         prettydarkhorseposted 16 years agoin reply to this

         thanks kirsten..

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   Ms Chievousposted 16 years ago

   At work when things are out of my control I just say "Whatever!"

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      starme77posted 16 years agoin reply to this

      I have a plaq on the wall in  my ofice that says that exact thing

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   topgunjagerposted 16 years ago

   not making a decision is a decision=)

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      prettydarkhorseposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      hi topgun...wazz up, happy thanksgiving

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   Sarra Garrettposted 16 years ago

   You have been weighed.  You have been measured.  Yet, you have been found wanting.

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      XTASISposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      You're anorexic !

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   Black Lillyposted 16 years ago

   Every fish has its net.

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   Justine76posted 16 years ago

   What doesnt bend, breaks

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   manlypoetrymanposted 16 years ago

   Git R' Done...! (Still is one of my favorite...to date!)
   
   
   
   Oh yeah...that reminds me...this one, too...
   
   
   
   
   Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll...!

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      XTASISposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      hi manly !

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      prettydarkhorseposted 16 years agoin reply to this

      hi manly, happy thanksgiving to all, and blood, hmmm, thats funny and nice one though..

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   Justine76posted 16 years ago

   Ohhh woops, "colorful" sayings!! umm...I like..."you cheeky monkey"

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    There are no problems too big, only hammers too small...

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    Shil1978posted 16 years ago

    "Live as if you will die tomorrow. Learn as if you will live forever'' -- Mahatma Gandhi

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    rhamsonposted 16 years ago

    An old Amish saying, "The hurrier I go, the more behinder I get"

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       Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       oh, I thought that was jsut a thing on a card I ogt once, didnt know it was amish?
       In the words of lyricsingray...I have to go pee!!!

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    manlypoetrymanposted 16 years ago

    XTASIS and PDH...Howdy...Right back to ya'll...and rhamson...that Amish saying is a great one!

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       prettydarkhorseposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       I will remember that "Git R' Done"

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    Ivorwenposted 16 years ago

    "There is no problem that the proper amount of high explosives won't solve."  ~saw it in a junk catalog.
    
    "It's all going to burn anyways."  ~My husband.
    
    They remind me not to worry. 

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    You can't make an omlete without breaking some eggs

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       Ivorwenposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       It is true, and many problems can't be solved without upsetting someone.

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    The end justifies the means

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       drej2522posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       hateful phrase...but appropriate at times

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    drej2522posted 16 years ago

    
    
    you are what you eat

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    95% of the world's problems would be solved if everyone minded their own damn business.

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       lol...someone ought to post this in those religious threads above...they're tearing each others throats there...!

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          bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          I post stuff in those threads all of the time and then sit back and watch them fight about it.

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             myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             lol!! I never do...but today I made the mistake....and afterwards, hated myself for it! such negativity really....ah...reminds me...if u don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it!

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                bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Don't hate yourself for it.  You didn't start the negativity, you merely made a comment.  Everyone else ran with it.

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                   myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   the ever forgiving....blood! better than a thousand believers!

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    It's not a crime if you don't get caught!
    
    It's not a job if you don't get paid.
    
    She's not a whore if you don't get laid.

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    rhamsonposted 16 years ago

    Shakespere: "This above all: to thine own self be true"

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    Equal Rights for Everyone.....Special Treatment for No One!

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    You don't decide your future, you destiny chooses you..

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    kirstenblogposted 16 years ago

    Ohhh some good ones!
    
    How about
    
    Those who sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither
    
    Think that was from one of the fist presidents?

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    drej2522posted 16 years ago

    Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. ~ Abraham Lincoln

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    eyeofhposted 16 years ago

    Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? ~ Abraham Lincoln

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    'Idle hands are the devil's workshop'

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       hands if channelized right...can make dreams happen too....!

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          bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          hands not channelized right...can destroy dreams....!

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             myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             that is why we've been given a mind...and a heart. Stay true to them...and your hands will follow!

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                bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                Right you are!

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    Lady_Eposted 16 years ago

    I haven't read thru the thread, so hope I'm not repeating anyone's
    
    
    "what goes around, comes around"
    
    (you reap what your sow)

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    You made your bed, now you have to lay in it

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    Never shit where you sleep

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       btw. who DOES that??? (except toddlers!!!)

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          bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          You know like fuck the neighbor's wife.  You just don't do that without disrupting everything

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             myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             or the the neighbor itself! yes, some dreams are better in the head...then down below!

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    Pleasures of the flesh are only sin deep

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       and the deeper...the more pleasure!

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          XTASISposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          lets be doomed !

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             myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             doomed pleasure is the greatest of all...!

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    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 16 years ago

    Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

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       Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

       it cant rain forever

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          myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          it can darling. u haven't lived in london!

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             Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

             its from a movie...
             i live in new england..trust me, its aptly named
             in june we had 3 days without rain

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                bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                I live in the good ol' midwest, and we have a pretty good mix.

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                myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                (((lol..stop getting serious!! i'm just playing with the quotes silly!!)))

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                   Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

                   ooohhhh...heh.....just kidding? 
                   i have to run....y'all have fun. c ya monday!!!!

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                      bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                      Have a great Thanksgiving

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       bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Now I really feel like crap with you saying this right after I was talking about defiling the neighbor's wife....
       
       I am going to hell...

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          Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

          you were going to hell way before that
          id rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints...

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    kirstenblogposted 16 years ago

    I think I may have coined a new one on a religious thread
    
    It takes all sorts and there are nutters every where you look
    
    Whadya think?

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       bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       Everytime I go on a religous thread and say:
       "Heaven doesn't want me, Hell isn't hiring so you are stuck with me"
       
       People usually start bashing me without delay

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          myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          bashing -  with or without delay never cures a sinner!

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             bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

             Try convincing a ruler swinging nun that...

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                myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

                a little swinging goes a long way....!

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          kirstenblogposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          I sympathize mate. As for heaven it sounds boring, hell sounds way too exciting, where is the 3rd option?
          
          Maybe God will create one to suit an enigma like me

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             Justine76posted 16 years agoin reply to this

             purgatory...or DMV 

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       that should go right atop HP forums!

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    awareposted 16 years ago

    proofs in the pudding

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    The minute you can't take endure any more, is the minute that you have truely just begun

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       endurance is so overrated! a little resistance is always a good thing...!
       
       ((hugs to justine...have a great one!!)

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    wordscribe41posted 16 years ago

    "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."  Try to live my life this way...

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    bloodnlatexposted 16 years ago

    Is it the purity of perfection or the perfection of purity?

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       myownworldposted 16 years agoin reply to this

       both purity and perfection mark the beginnings of misery!

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          bloodnlatexposted 16 years agoin reply to this

          Truer words have never been spoken

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    lyricsingrayposted 16 years ago

    If you got em, smoke em.

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    Lily Roseposted 16 years ago

    My all time favorite:
    
    "It's better remain silent and be thought of a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt."

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    Casper021posted 16 years ago

    life is a bitch so get on with it

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    Black Lillyposted 16 years ago

    It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

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    Black Lillyposted 16 years ago

    Take me to bed or lose me forever

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    Himitsu Shugishaposted 16 years ago

    It is what it is.

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    Jonathan Jancoposted 16 years ago

    "Paranoia" you only have to be right once to make it all worthwhile."
    
    -George Carlin

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    ralwusposted 16 years ago

    I twisted off last night.

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    NaomiRposted 16 years ago

    This is my grandmother's favorite saying, "You've got to give respect to get respect." She says it ALL the time!

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    SEGREENposted 16 years ago

    Every dog has it's day

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    L. Andrew Marrposted 16 years ago

    I always say my work is
    
    "From the mad ravings of a deluded mind."

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    mega1posted 16 years ago

    No matter where you go, thre you are - Mr. Natural

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    rmcrayneposted 16 years ago

    A gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do.  Minnie Cody

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    blondepoetposted 16 years ago

    I want to be your favourite hello and your hardest goodbye

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